2 weeks to master the one and only GaZa tactics.


To become a full time GaZa Member you need to have passed the 16 following tests:

1) F8 to avoid death so many times you run out of Hard Drive Space.
2) Learn the lightening fast action from when you move your hand from your keyboard, to your wireless adapter and unplug it.
3) Learn and master the S0beit program.
4) Learn to use Health and Armour locks when appropriate (99% of the time).
5) Learn to play with a 6000 ping from Jupiter when you have forced it to go so high.
6) Learn to accuse everyone of F8ing/pausing and force timeouts when you have just been caught.
7) Learn to run a mile when you are losing a battle.
8) Learn to keybind /q on nearly every single key on your keyboard.
9) Buy 1,000 replacement "ESC" buttons after you break them from using it too much.
10) Talk shit to everyone and use the same insults on people.
11) Always run and hide in Transfender whenever you see someone within a 500 meter radius of you.
12) Hide in City Hall and start PMing everyone saying how they always hide.
13) Learn to be able to abuse and exploit effectively, every single bug; that is possible in SA:MP
14) Be caught by Anti Cheat with a minimum of 10 times.
15) Ban evade from all those Anti Cheat Bans.
16) Get your hands on 100 VPN's.


List will be updated.