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<not_a_dangerous_clarifier> Ok, so there is a suppository that has a bomb in it

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier>  and it is up my ass,

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier>  and it can only be turned off by contact with the pattern of veins that are found on the head of the penis of a particular black man.

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier>  ( Wait i forgot to say that this is all hypothetical)

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier> It is all hypothetical.

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier> Ok, now in the scenario i am aware that the bomb is up there,

<jim9> Keep going, its comedy gold.

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier>  but also, my sister is held in the next room by a robot who will kill her if it hears or sees me give permission for anal penetration.

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier> Not only that, I have to actively tell people they do not have my permission or it will also kill my sister.

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier>  sSow do i save myself?

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier>  The villains were not clever enough.

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier>  They did not realize there is a difference between permission and preference.

<jim9> Can you work ninjas and pirates into your hypothetical scenario somehow?

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier>  They did not program the robot to kill my sister when i tell the black man " I would prefer if you had sex with me anally , but i do not give you permission."

<not_a_dangerous_clarifier> So that is what I say, and the black man rapes mem,  i get to live, the bomb  is disarmed, my sister is allowed to live, and we can call the ninjas and tell them to not bother showing up because my brilliance has saved the day once again!

<jim9> What about the pirates?