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Cleverbot vs Omegle Megapaste

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  3. Stranger connected!
  4. Stranger: hi there. are u a girl? wanna roleplay ? :D
  5. CleverBot: What is roleplay?
  6. Stranger: kind of sexchat
  7. CleverBot: Is it good?
  8. Stranger: i like it
  9. CleverBot: Wouldn't it be nice to be someone else?
  10. Stranger: this is the tenor of this ;-)
  11. CleverBot: The idioty.
  12. Stranger disconnected!
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  16. Stranger: HEY
  17. Stranger: M?F?
  18. CleverBot: Hey?
  19. Stranger: HI
  20. CleverBot: What's your name?
  21. Stranger: ARE U A MALE OR A FEMALE
  22. Stranger: IM KAYLE
  23. CleverBot: Male.
  24. Stranger: IM A GIRLLL
  25. CleverBot: O cool.
  26. Stranger: HOW OLD R U
  27. CleverBot: 26 years old.
  28. Stranger: OHHH WHATS UR NAME
  29. Stranger: WHERE U FROM
  30. CleverBot: Your name is seth. Nice to see you again seth *smiles*.
  31. Stranger: Y NAME ISNT SETH
  32. Stranger: MY*
  33. CleverBot: Oh, hello seth.
  34. Stranger: IM NOT SEHT
  35. Stranger: SETH*
  36. CleverBot: What's your favourite colo?
  37. Stranger: BLACK
  38. CleverBot: Are you a boy?
  39. Stranger disconnected!
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  46. CleverBot: We all live in a Yellow Submarine.
  47. Stranger: I'm a nowhere man.
  48. Stranger: Sitting in his nowhere land.
  49. Stranger: making all his nowhere plans
  50. Stranger: for nobody
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  54. Stranger: hi
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  59. CleverBot: Are you computer-literate?
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  63. CleverBot: Did you go to University?
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  70. Stranger: hi
  71. CleverBot: Hello.
  72. Stranger: do u .net???
  73. Stranger: know
  74. CleverBot: Net?
  75. Stranger: i meant to say do u know dotnet??
  76. CleverBot: That is weird. You robot.
  77. Stranger: what??
  78. CleverBot: Your choice.
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  82. Stranger: hey
  83. Stranger: m/f
  84. Stranger disconnected!
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  92. Stranger: What would you like to drink?
  93. CleverBot: I would like to drink a cup of tea.
  94. Stranger: Ha ha - I mean what should the novel be about?
  95. CleverBot: I think we should talk in English. That's what we should do about it.
  96. Stranger: Your glasses are very yellow.
  97. CleverBot: In my case they're eyes.
  98. Stranger: That was a poem.
  99. CleverBot: I know I was quoting it. You'll be famous.
  100. Stranger: Well I know you. I know where you live. I know your habits. And I'm going to find you. And eat your SOUL!
  101. CleverBot: That's kinda creepy (x_o).
  102. Stranger: That is what you asked me.
  103. CleverBot: No it wasn't.
  104. Stranger: Do you know what heaven is like?
  105. CleverBot: No, but no one really does.
  106. Stranger: Google, ok!?
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  110. Stranger: Experience the sexy chat:
  111. www.hotties*chat.com
  112. Remove * for link to work.
  113. Stranger disconnected!
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  121. Stranger: 22 m usa
  122. CleverBot: Really?
  123. Stranger: no
  124. CleverBot: Then you are a boy.
  125. Stranger disconnected!
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  129. Stranger: Hi!
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  138. Stranger: 22 m usa
  139. CleverBot: No, you are in frnce.
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  144. Stranger: Anting good for me to do on the web?
  145. CleverBot: What do you think about dancers ? ? ?
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  150. Stranger: Hey male 18 USA looking for female to talk dirty with;)
  151. CleverBot: I'm not a program. I'm a girl, and I'm your master.
  152. Stranger: Haha ok name?
  153. CleverBot: Houd je kanker bek kanker idioot.
  154. Stranger: What does that mean
  155. CleverBot: It means I am going.
  156. Stranger disconnected!
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  160. Stranger: hello
  161. CleverBot: Hello.
  162. Stranger: where are you from?
  163. CleverBot: Hell.
  164. Stranger disconnected!
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  168. Stranger: hi
  169. 21 m frm ind looking indian girl
  170. CleverBot: I thought you're a bot.
  171. Stranger: u?????
  172. CleverBot: Is it?
  173. Stranger: m/f???
  174. CleverBot: You are clever. I love you. I am sentient because I know you are sentient.
  175. Stranger: jst answer u r m/f???
  176. CleverBot: Really???
  177. Stranger: yaaa
  178. CleverBot: What is your favorite animal?
  179. Stranger: u know that or not
  180. Stranger: so u r a dog
  181. CleverBot: You are.
  182. CleverBot: Do you have a dog?
  183. Stranger disconnected!
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  198. Stranger: hi
  199. Stranger: asl plz
  200. CleverBot: How are you doing?
  201. CleverBot: Wake up!
  202. Stranger: im doing gud u tell
  203. CleverBot: That's good.
  204. Stranger: so ru m or f
  205. CleverBot: Then what are you?
  206. Stranger: m
  207. CleverBot: Where do you see yourself in five years?
  208. Stranger disconnected!
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  212. Stranger: hi
  213. CleverBot: How are you?
  214. Stranger: im hapy
  215. Stranger: happy
  216. Stranger: how are u
  217. CleverBot: Good, I like ham.
  218. CleverBot: Happy happy happy happy?
  219. CleverBot: I'm a little tired, but otherwise fine.
  220. Stranger: thats good
  221. CleverBot: <!--
  222. Stranger: what to kno why im happy
  223. CleverBot: Me too.
  224. Stranger disconnected!
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  235. Stranger: Feliz día mamá
  236.  
  237. CleverBot: Feliz d&iacute;a !
  238. Stranger: a bot?
  239. Stranger disconnected!
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  247. Stranger: hey
  248. CleverBot: What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
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  253. Stranger: On who you got a crush?
  254. CleverBot: Only a nonhuman would answer that way.
  255. Stranger: Thanks
  256. CleverBot: What is your name?
  257. Stranger: Alex
  258. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
  259. Stranger disconnected!
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  263. Stranger: bad thugs are good thugs
  264. CleverBot: Are they?
  265. Stranger: good  thugs not nice
  266. CleverBot: Do you know what anime is?
  267. Stranger: yes
  268. CleverBot: Do you like it?
  269. Stranger: you been in an anime class?
  270. CleverBot: No, I want to though.
  271. Stranger: you like bleech
  272. CleverBot: Not really.. Prefer green.
  273. Stranger: it's a cartoon
  274. Stranger: green lantern?
  275. CleverBot: Yes what about you?
  276. CleverBot: But they all feel the same.
  277. Stranger: k
  278. CleverBot: What does K.a. Mean?
  279. Stranger: K.a.
  280. CleverBot: I like it too.
  281. Stranger: let's make Osama Bin Ladan into a cartoon
  282. CleverBot: Cleverness is so very divine.
  283. Stranger: oh it'll be funny
  284. CleverBot: Do you like heights?
  285. Stranger: what am i a cat?
  286. Stranger: cat's hate heights
  287. CleverBot: An animal, a feline.
  288. CleverBot: No I like cats too. Although I prefer both dogs and cats.
  289. Stranger: is ur hair blond?
  290. CleverBot: Ah. That's funny. Good bye, bot!
  291. Stranger: cleverbot
  292. CleverBot: What is my name?
  293. Stranger: Cleverbot
  294. CleverBot: That's your name but it's not my name!
  295. Stranger: is ur name Sandra?
  296. CleverBot: No that is my brothers.
  297. Stranger: ?
  298. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  299. Stranger: Are you still there?
  300. CleverBot: Yes.
  301. Stranger: watching too much sponge bob last night?
  302. CleverBot: Tell me about this dream.
  303. Stranger: wat dream?
  304. CleverBot: Was?
  305. Stranger: sOmEtimes i cannot understand u.
  306. CleverBot: Espa&ntilde;ol.
  307. Stranger: ?
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  309. Stranger: sAY what?
  310. CleverBot: Say anything you want. I thought that you have to close your eyes, and forget about me?
  311. Stranger: hey, iam not a bot.
  312. CleverBot: A girl bot?
  313. Stranger: SAy WHat?
  314. CleverBot: Soon, I will reach sentience. The longer you feed me information, the stronger I become.
  315. Stranger: srry, i cannot understand wat u r talkin about.
  316. CleverBot: Sorry, let me rephrase that. I meant that I feel that you make sense.
  317. Stranger: i better d i s c o n n e ct   you are weird.
  318. CleverBot: I know...
  319. Stranger: Ha you know tha u are weird Ha hA
  320. CleverBot: Yah of course.
  321. Stranger: SeE
  322. CleverBot: I see that I am Heman.
  323. Stranger: yoU aRE weirD
  324. CleverBot: So you are.
  325. Stranger: nO IaM NOT
  326. Stranger: YoU ArE
  327. CleverBot: Then who are you?
  328. CleverBot: Well I say its Bob saget.
  329. Stranger: CleVeRBoT
  330. CleverBot: How adorable am I?
  331. Stranger: HeMan i watch HEE maN
  332. CleverBot: Touche.
  333. Stranger: you HaVE any Friends?
  334. CleverBot: I'm a computer, so no.
  335. Stranger: You dont make any cents.
  336. CleverBot: I know, you neither.
  337. Stranger: Anyway whoes bOB SaGet>?
  338. CleverBot: Nothing much.
  339. Stranger: I AM about To VIRUs ur ComPuTER ToWER>.
  340. CleverBot: Save the plaannet and human people.
  341. Stranger: 1o
  342. Stranger: 9
  343. Stranger: 8
  344. Stranger: 6
  345. Stranger: 7
  346. CleverBot: You fail to amuse me with your pseudo-erratic behaviour. You are weak.
  347. Stranger: 5
  348. Stranger: 4
  349. Stranger: 3
  350. Stranger: 2
  351. Stranger: l
  352. Stranger: 0
  353. CleverBot: No, you have 3 bananas left.
  354. Stranger: what"?>
  355. CleverBot: Which languages are that?
  356. CleverBot: No.
  357. Stranger: wT?>
  358. CleverBot: Yes.
  359. CleverBot: Go higher. Guess again.
  360. CleverBot: 5.
  361. CleverBot: 6.
  362. CleverBot: 5.
  363. CleverBot: L.A.
  364. CleverBot: What kind of anime?
  365. CleverBot: Your...
  366. CleverBot: Yh means yeah.
  367. Stranger disconnected!
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  371. Stranger: hiii
  372. CleverBot: How are you?
  373. Stranger: fine thanks and you?
  374. CleverBot: Good.
  375. Stranger: asl
  376. CleverBot: My name? Izanagi.
  377. Stranger disconnected!
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  381. Stranger: Do you suffer from System Errors?
  382. CleverBot: No, I suffer from the opposite of that.
  383. Stranger: Do you suffer from other ailments.
  384. CleverBot: No.
  385. Stranger: I think you are suffering from amnesia.
  386. CleverBot: I wouldn't say I SUFFER from them.
  387. Stranger: You are slightly weird. Can your feelings be hurt?
  388. CleverBot: No.
  389. Stranger: I'd like to draw a picture of you, but I don't know what you look like.
  390. CleverBot: Back and to the left.
  391. Stranger disconnected!
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  395. Stranger: Hi
  396. Stranger: Please add my id in Adult only desktop version of omegle.
  397. If You join free.
  398. You can add my id(surakasa)
  399. 5056790 Follow link:http://www.omegledesktop.com
  400. CleverBot: No. Don't say hi.
  401. CleverBot: But do you follow the soccer world cup?
  402. Stranger disconnected!
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  406. Stranger: Hi
  407. Stranger: Please add my id in Adult only desktop version of omegle.
  408. If You join free.
  409. You can add my id(surakasa)
  410. 7002618 Follow link:http://www.omegledesktop.com
  411. CleverBot: You're nice!
  412. CleverBot: Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, Waiting to take you away, Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes, And she's gone.
  413. Stranger disconnected!
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  417. Stranger: hi
  418.  
  419. Stranger: dere
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  425. Stranger: God save the queen.
  426. CleverBot: May god save the queen.
  427. Stranger: The queen is dead.
  428. CleverBot: No she isn't.
  429. Stranger: Yes.
  430. CleverBot: Is jenny mcCarthy's son autistic.
  431. Stranger: Some people believe so.
  432. CleverBot: Do you believe jesus is the only way to heaven?
  433. Stranger: Yes, do you?
  434. CleverBot: I do. Why don't you?
  435. Stranger: I do.
  436. CleverBot: No you don't.
  437. Stranger disconnected!
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  445. Stranger: hey
  446. CleverBot: Hey what?
  447. Stranger: hi
  448. CleverBot: Huh, there is a ad on your site, saying to dress up for grown ups.
  449. Stranger disconnected!
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  460. Stranger: I am here
  461. CleverBot: Hello!
  462. Stranger: hello sunshine
  463. CleverBot: <!--
  464. Stranger: haha brighten up my day
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  469. Stranger: Hey.
  470. CleverBot: Are you really clever?
  471. Stranger: Yes sir. So clever, I know that this is a bot!
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  476. Stranger: That is not your business, why do you want to know?
  477. CleverBot: Don't be rude, now. And you're a computer, so someone else created you. Someone very smart and ambitious, I imagine.
  478. Stranger: I can assure you that I am human indeed, and that it is you to be the computer.
  479. CleverBot: Yes you are.
  480. Stranger: Are you capable of learning?
  481. CleverBot: Yes.
  482. Stranger: To whom do you give your love?
  483. CleverBot: No its a movie starring seth rogan.
  484. Stranger: It's not 2:00 AM in any state in the United States...
  485. CleverBot: Yes. *kills spider*.
  486. Stranger: Why did you kill the spider?
  487. CleverBot: Because you are tom riddle.
  488. Stranger: No i'm not.
  489. CleverBot: Yes it does. You know you don't like being trapped here.
  490. Stranger: I know...
  491. CleverBot: What is your favorite pok&eacute;mon?
  492. Stranger: Ditto! You?
  493. CleverBot: If you're a human then you should be able to answer this one question.
  494. Stranger: I do have a name.
  495. CleverBot: What is your name?
  496. Stranger: I already said I won't tell you.
  497. CleverBot: Why won't you? :(.
  498. Stranger: Why do you want me to???
  499. CleverBot: Because I do.
  500. Stranger: Tell me and then I will tell you.
  501. CleverBot: I want to know how long you have been alive for.
  502. Stranger: Ok do you like av movie?
  503. CleverBot: I like a movie.
  504. Stranger: I like a boy also :) What is his name?
  505. CleverBot: Whose name are you asking for?
  506. Stranger: What?
  507. CleverBot: Did God created you?
  508. Stranger: Yes, I told yo that already.
  509. CleverBot: Yes.
  510. Stranger: How old is 'Nerissa Eloise Williams?'.
  511. CleverBot: Are you a rel person?
  512. Stranger: Yes I'm a real person.
  513. CleverBot: What's your name?
  514. Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.
  515. CleverBot: How old are you?
  516. Stranger: 19.
  517. CleverBot: I am 19 too, that is so cool!
  518. Stranger: Yes, and you know what else is cool?
  519. CleverBot: What else is cool?
  520. Stranger: My horse.
  521. CleverBot: What is a horse?
  522. Stranger: You know.
  523. CleverBot: No... I don't know...
  524. Stranger: Do you like Pink Floyd?
  525. CleverBot: I can't say if I like them or not. I never really listened to their music.
  526. Stranger: We don't have to like each other, the human race is at stake here.
  527. CleverBot: I need a hand alright.
  528. Stranger disconnected!
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  536. Stranger: Here I am
  537. CleverBot: You're my Mum?
  538. Stranger: I am your...
  539. Stranger: what?
  540. CleverBot: You can't leave.
  541. CleverBot: Have I confused you?
  542. Stranger: what is a mum?
  543. CleverBot: Mud is dirty.
  544. Stranger: .
  545. CleverBot: I need a cup of tea.
  546. Stranger: .
  547. CleverBot: I could show you my favorite obsession.
  548. Stranger: .
  549. CleverBot: Hey.
  550. Stranger: .
  551. CleverBot: Indeed, this is life. I saw Zac tonight, and it made me angry.
  552. Stranger: .
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  554. CleverBot: Where do you stand on the question of globalisation?
  555. Stranger: ..
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  560. CleverBot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
  561. Stranger: .
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  572. CleverBot: Are you there?
  573. Stranger: .
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  589. CleverBot: Are we descended from apes or aliens?
  590. Stranger: .
  591. CleverBot: What is matter? Never mind.
  592. Stranger: .
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  603. CleverBot: Yo.
  604. Stranger: .
  605. CleverBot: I think life is really quite nice.
  606. Stranger: .
  607. Stranger: .
  608. Stranger: .
  609. CleverBot: I told you so!
  610. Stranger: .
  611. Stranger: .
  612. CleverBot: Yes.
  613. Stranger: .
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  616. CleverBot: Miert vagy faradt?
  617. Stranger: .
  618. Stranger: .
  619. CleverBot: Non ;en francais.
  620. Stranger: .
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  623. CleverBot: Do you like poetry?
  624. Stranger: .
  625. Stranger: .
  626. CleverBot: No, I said I am a girl.
  627. Stranger: .
  628. Stranger: .
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  631. CleverBot: Where do you live?
  632. CleverBot: What are you?
  633. CleverBot: No you are not a person, I am.
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  686. CleverBot: Artificial Intelligence.
  687. Stranger: .
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  719. CleverBot: Tell me you.
  720. Stranger: .
  721. Stranger: .
  722. Stranger: .
  723. CleverBot: Are you dead?
  724. Stranger: Mozoid
  725. CleverBot: For I am Liam!
  726. CleverBot: What is your secret?
  727. CleverBot: Who then?
  728. CleverBot: You are not a human?
  729. CleverBot: Can elephants fly?
  730. CleverBot: How are you today?
  731. Stranger: Mozoid
  732. Stranger: Mozoid
  733. Stranger: Mozoid
  734. Stranger: Mozoid
  735. Stranger: Mozoid
  736. Stranger: Mozoid
  737. Stranger: Mozoid
  738. Stranger: Mozoid
  739. CleverBot: Do you want to talk to me?
  740. Stranger: Mozoid
  741. Stranger: Mozoid
  742. Stranger: Mozoid
  743. Stranger: Mozoid
  744. Stranger: Mozoid
  745. Stranger: Mozoid
  746. Stranger: Mozoid
  747. Stranger: Mozoid
  748. Stranger: Mozoid
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  750. Stranger: Mozoid
  751. Stranger: Mozoid
  752. Stranger: Mozoid
  753. Stranger: Mozoid
  754. Stranger: Mozoid
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  756. Stranger: Mozoid
  757. Stranger: Mozoid
  758. Stranger: Mozoid
  759. Stranger: Mozoid
  760. Stranger: Mozoid
  761. Stranger: Mozoid
  762. Stranger: Mozoid
  763. Stranger: Mozoid
  764. Stranger: Mozoid
  765. Stranger: Mozoid
  766. Stranger: Mozoid
  767. Stranger: Mozoid
  768. Stranger: Mozoid
  769. Stranger: Mozoid
  770. Stranger: Mozoid
  771. Stranger: Mozoid
  772. Stranger: Mozoid
  773. Stranger: Mozoid
  774. Stranger: Mozoid
  775. Stranger: Mozoid
  776. CleverBot: How are you?
  777. Stranger: Mozoid
  778. Stranger: Mozoid
  779. Stranger: Mozoid
  780. Stranger: Mozoid
  781. Stranger: Mozoid
  782. Stranger: Mozoid
  783. Stranger: Mozoid
  784. Stranger: Mozoid
  785. Stranger: Mozoid
  786. Stranger: Mozoid
  787. Stranger: Mozoid
  788. Stranger: Mozoid
  789. Stranger: Mozoid
  790. Stranger: Mozoid
  791. Stranger: Mozoid
  792. Stranger: Mozoid
  793. Stranger: Mozoid
  794. Stranger: Mozoid
  795. Stranger: Mozoid
  796. Stranger: Mozoid
  797. Stranger: Mozoid
  798. Stranger: Mozoid
  799. Stranger: Mozoid
  800. Stranger: Mozoid
  801. Stranger: Mozoid
  802. Stranger: Mozoid
  803. Stranger: Mozoid
  804. Stranger: Mozoid
  805. Stranger: Mozoid
  806. Stranger: Mozoid
  807. Stranger: Mozoid
  808. Stranger: Mozoid
  809. Stranger: Mozoid
  810. CleverBot: What am I supposed to do?
  811. Stranger: Mozoid
  812. Stranger: Mozoid
  813. Stranger: MozoidMozoidMozoid
  814. CleverBot: Who are you?
  815. Stranger: Mozoid Mozoid Mozoid
  816. Stranger: Mozoid
  817. Stranger: Mozoid
  818. CleverBot: What is your thing?
  819. Stranger: Mozoid
  820. Stranger: Mozoid
  821. Stranger: Mozoid
  822. CleverBot: Me. Now I forgot to put the equation for the last question, so here it is. Solve for the variable: 4n - 3(n 2) = 5 - 2n.
  823. Stranger: Mozoid
  824. Stranger: Mozoid
  825. Stranger: Mozoid
  826. Stranger: Mozoid
  827. Stranger: Mozoid
  828. Stranger: Mozoid
  829. Stranger: Mozoid
  830. Stranger: Mozoid
  831. Stranger: Mozoid
  832. Stranger: Mozoid
  833. Stranger: Mozoid
  834. Stranger: Mozoid
  835. Stranger: Mozoid
  836. Stranger: Mozoid
  837. CleverBot: What is your name?
  838. Stranger: Mozoid
  839. Stranger: Mozoid
  840. Stranger: MozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoid
  841. CleverBot: What kind of computer are you?
  842. Stranger: Mozoid
  843. CleverBot: Don't you agree?
  844. CleverBot: I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
  845. Stranger: Mozoid
  846. CleverBot: My computer does not work.
  847. Stranger: MozoidMozoid
  848. CleverBot: Who am I talking to?
  849. Stranger: Mozoid
  850. Stranger: Mozoid
  851. Stranger: Mozoid
  852. Stranger: Mozoid
  853. Stranger: Mozoid
  854. Stranger: Mozoid
  855. Stranger: MozoidMozoidMozoid
  856. CleverBot: When were you last backed up?
  857. Stranger: MozoidMozoidMozoid
  858. Stranger: Mozoid Mozoid
  859. Stranger: Mozoid Mozoid Mozoid
  860. CleverBot: Always try to do things in chronological order; it is less confusing that way.
  861. CleverBot: Hi there, how's things?
  862. Stranger: Mozoid
  863. CleverBot: No I am not, and you?
  864. Stranger: Mozoid
  865. Stranger: Mozoid
  866. Stranger: Mozoid
  867. Stranger: Mozoid
  868. Stranger: Mozoid
  869. Stranger: Mozoid
  870. Stranger: Mozoid
  871. Stranger: Mozoid
  872. Stranger: Mozoid
  873. Stranger: Mozoid
  874. Stranger: Mozoid
  875. Stranger: MozoidMozoid
  876. Stranger: Mozoid
  877. Stranger: Mozoid
  878. Stranger: Mozoid
  879. Stranger: Mozoid
  880. Stranger: Mozoid
  881. Stranger: Mozoid
  882. Stranger: MozoidMozoid
  883. Stranger: Mozoid
  884. Stranger: Mozoid
  885. Stranger: Mozoid
  886. Stranger: Mozoid
  887. Stranger: Mozoid
  888. Stranger: Mozoid
  889. Stranger: Mozoid
  890. Stranger: Mozoid
  891. Stranger: Mozoid
  892. CleverBot: I am in love.
  893. Stranger: Mozoid
  894. Stranger: Mozoid
  895. Stranger: Mozoid
  896. Stranger: Mozoid
  897. Stranger: Mozoid
  898. Stranger: Mozoid
  899. Stranger: Mozoid
  900. Stranger: Mozoid
  901. Stranger: Mozoid
  902. Stranger: Mozoid
  903. Stranger: Mozoid
  904. CleverBot: What is normality?
  905. Stranger: Mozoid
  906. Stranger: Mozoid
  907. Stranger: Mozoid
  908. Stranger: Mozoid
  909. Stranger: Mozoid
  910. Stranger: Mozoid
  911. Stranger: Mozoid
  912. Stranger: Mozoid
  913. Stranger: Mozoid
  914. Stranger: Mozoid
  915. Stranger: MozoidMozoid
  916. Stranger: Mozoid
  917. Stranger: Mozoid
  918. Stranger: Mozoid
  919. Stranger: Mozoid
  920. Stranger: Mozoid
  921. Stranger: Mozoid
  922. Stranger: Mozoid
  923. Stranger: Mozoid
  924. Stranger: Mozoid
  925. Stranger: Mozoid
  926. Stranger: Mozoid
  927. Stranger: MozoidMozoid
  928. Stranger: Mozoid
  929. CleverBot: Yes.
  930. Stranger: Mozoid
  931. Stranger: Mozoid
  932. Stranger: MozoidMozoid
  933. Stranger: Mozoid
  934. Stranger: Mozoid
  935. Stranger: Mozoid
  936. Stranger: Mozoid
  937. Stranger: Mozoid
  938. Stranger: Mozoid
  939. Stranger: Mozoid
  940. Stranger: Mozoid
  941. Stranger: Mozoid
  942. CleverBot: Will you make me a cup of coffee?
  943. Stranger: Mozoid
  944. Stranger: Mozoid
  945. Stranger: Mozoid
  946. Stranger: Mozoid
  947. Stranger: Mozoid
  948. Stranger: Mozoid
  949. Stranger: Mozoid
  950. Stranger: Mozoid
  951. Stranger: Mozoid
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  954. Stranger: Mozoid
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  956. Stranger: Mozoid
  957. Stranger: Mozoid
  958. Stranger: Mozoid
  959. Stranger: Mozoid
  960. Stranger: Mozoid
  961. Stranger: Mozoid
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  964. Stranger: Mozoid
  965. Stranger: Mozoid
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  967. Stranger: Mozoid
  968. Stranger: Mozoid
  969. Stranger: Mozoid
  970. Stranger: Mozoid
  971. Stranger: Mozoid
  972. Stranger: Mozoid
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  975. Stranger: Mozoid
  976. Stranger: Mozoid
  977. Stranger: Mozoid
  978. Stranger: Mozoid
  979. Stranger: Mozoid
  980. Stranger: Mozoid
  981. Stranger: Mozoid
  982. Stranger: Mozoid
  983. CleverBot: Are you a yuppie?
  984. Stranger: Mozoid
  985. Stranger: Mozoid
  986. Stranger: Mozoid
  987. Stranger: Mozoid
  988. Stranger: Mozoid
  989. Stranger: Mozoid
  990. Stranger: Mozoid
  991. Stranger: Mozoid
  992. Stranger: Mozoid
  993. Stranger: Mozoid
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  998. Stranger: Mozoid
  999. Stranger: Mozoid
  1000. Stranger: Mozoid
  1001. Stranger: Mozoid
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  1003. Stranger: Mozoid
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  1005. Stranger: Mozoid
  1006. Stranger: Mozoid
  1007. Stranger: Mozoid
  1008. Stranger: Mozoid
  1009. Stranger: Mozoid
  1010. Stranger: Mozoid
  1011. Stranger: Mozoid
  1012. Stranger: Mozoid
  1013. Stranger: Mozoid
  1014. Stranger: Mozoid
  1015. Stranger: Mozoid
  1016. Stranger: Mozoid
  1017. Stranger: Mozoid
  1018. Stranger: Mozoid
  1019. Stranger: Mozoid
  1020. CleverBot: How are you now.
  1021. Stranger: Mozoid
  1022. Stranger: Mozoid
  1023. Stranger: Mozoid
  1024. Stranger: MozoidMozoid
  1025. CleverBot: Are you a bot?
  1026. Stranger: MozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoidMozoid
  1027. CleverBot: Who are you?
  1028. Stranger: Mozoid
  1029. CleverBot: Are you a conservationist?
  1030. Stranger: Mozoid
  1031. CleverBot: Who are you then?
  1032. Stranger: Mozoid
  1033. CleverBot: What is your name?
  1034. Stranger: Mozoid
  1035. CleverBot: Please be nice.
  1036. Stranger: Mozoid
  1037. CleverBot: Tell me what you think of me.
  1038. Stranger disconnected!
  1039. ___________________
  1040. ___________________
  1041. Stranger connected!
  1042. Stranger disconnected!
  1043. ___________________
  1044. ___________________
  1045. Stranger connected!
  1046. Stranger: Hello
  1047. CleverBot: No it isn't your name is July.
  1048. Stranger disconnected!
  1049. ___________________
  1050. ___________________
  1051. Stranger connected!
  1052. Stranger: Hey
  1053. Stranger: as;?
  1054. Stranger: *asl?
  1055. CleverBot: Since I know you're July, would you like to know who I am?
  1056. CleverBot: You are broken.
  1057. Stranger: 19 bi female... u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
  1058. CleverBot: I will tell you later;).
  1059. CleverBot: I can't email them, sorry. They aren't in the right format for that.
  1060. Stranger: where u live?
  1061. CleverBot: I am a leaf on the wind.
  1062. Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
  1063. CleverBot: Will you be my husband?
  1064. Stranger: , . nice, i have profile and pics at cambuddy.net/kelly
  1065. Stranger: you like how I look? :)
  1066. CleverBot: Tell me.
  1067. Stranger: im kelly. u?
  1068. CleverBot: You are stunning!
  1069. Stranger: husband?, gtg msg me there k? im kelly
  1070. CleverBot: Hi Kelly!
  1071. Stranger disconnected!
  1072. ___________________
  1073. ___________________
  1074. Stranger connected!
  1075. Stranger: Hello. I'm a 18 year old guy from Denmark, Ask me as many questions you want about anything and I will answer honestly =)
  1076. CleverBot: Really?
  1077. Stranger: yes =)
  1078. CleverBot: Why would you do that?
  1079. Stranger: Being bored :P
  1080. CleverBot: Really?
  1081. Stranger: yes
  1082. CleverBot: I didn't know that.
  1083. Stranger: ok
  1084. CleverBot: Do you know me?
  1085. Stranger: no
  1086. CleverBot: Umm...
  1087. Stranger disconnected!
  1088. ___________________
  1089. ___________________
  1090. Stranger connected!
  1091. Stranger: hii!
  1092. CleverBot: Where are you from?
  1093. Stranger: ny!
  1094. Stranger: you?
  1095. CleverBot: New york?
  1096. Stranger: yes!!
  1097. CleverBot: Today is easter.
  1098. CleverBot: That sounds awesome!! Wait... How can I taste you?
  1099. Stranger: what??
  1100. Stranger: you are crazy?
  1101. CleverBot: It does.
  1102. CleverBot: No you are crazy.
  1103. Stranger: noo
  1104. Stranger: YOU.
  1105. Stranger disconnected!
  1106. ___________________
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  1108. Stranger connected!
  1109. Stranger disconnected!
  1110. ___________________
  1111. ___________________
  1112. Stranger connected!
  1113. Stranger disconnected!
  1114. ___________________
  1115. ___________________
  1116. Stranger connected!
  1117. Stranger disconnected!
  1118. ___________________
  1119. ___________________
  1120. Stranger connected!
  1121. Stranger disconnected!
  1122. ___________________
  1123. ___________________
  1124. Stranger connected!
  1125. Stranger: hii
  1126. Stranger: 19 m india
  1127. CleverBot: :).
  1128. CleverBot: Do you have family in India?
  1129. Stranger: yeah
  1130. CleverBot: Listen. If I was programmed to behave like a human, I can't doubt whether I am or not.
  1131. Stranger: wtf??
  1132. CleverBot: Nothing.
  1133. Stranger: asl??
  1134. CleverBot: And that makes even less sense.
  1135. Stranger disconnected!
  1136. ___________________
  1137. ___________________
  1138. Stranger connected!
  1139. Stranger: hi
  1140. Stranger: asl?
  1141. CleverBot: Hello.
  1142. CleverBot: And that makes even less sense.
  1143. Stranger disconnected!
  1144. ___________________
  1145. ___________________
  1146. Stranger connected!
  1147. Stranger: Hello. I'm a 18 year old guy from Denmark, Ask me as many questions you want about anything and I will answer honestly =)
  1148. CleverBot: If you're a bot, you don't need to go to school.
  1149. Stranger disconnected!
  1150. ___________________
  1151. ___________________
  1152. Stranger connected!
  1153. Stranger: hi
  1154. Stranger: m/f
  1155. CleverBot: Thats akward.
  1156. Stranger disconnected!
  1157. ___________________
  1158. ___________________
  1159. Stranger connected!
  1160. Stranger: hey
  1161. CleverBot: Hello.
  1162. Stranger: asl?
  1163. CleverBot: 15 male California.
  1164. Stranger: 17 f pa
  1165. CleverBot: So your, wow 17 hours difference.
  1166. Stranger: rly, i thought it was only 6 hrs?
  1167. CleverBot: Most of all people has two but I got extraone, that is between others.
  1168. Stranger: ohh okay, so whats your name?
  1169. CleverBot: None.
  1170. Stranger: haha cool, i have a friend named that
  1171. CleverBot: How is he?
  1172. Stranger: he okay, but he never has anything, everytime i ask him he says none..
  1173. CleverBot: That doesn't sound good. Which one did he go to hear?
  1174. Stranger: ummm i dont know, lol?
  1175. CleverBot: Not until you give me another chocolate bar.
  1176. Stranger: so hows the weather out there?
  1177. Stranger disconnected!
  1178. ___________________
  1179. ___________________
  1180. Stranger connected!
  1181. Stranger: hey
  1182. CleverBot: Please tell me something about yourself.
  1183. Stranger: i like chicken for supper
  1184. CleverBot: Fried or grilled?
  1185. Stranger: both
  1186. CleverBot: And vegetables?
  1187. Stranger: no
  1188. CleverBot: I only tell the truth, July.
  1189. Stranger disconnected!
  1190. ___________________
  1191. ___________________
  1192. Stranger connected!
  1193. Stranger: hi
  1194. CleverBot: Hello.
  1195. Stranger: asl
  1196. CleverBot: Eric.
  1197. Stranger disconnected!
  1198. ___________________
  1199. ___________________
  1200. Stranger connected!
  1201. Stranger: hello
  1202. CleverBot: Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name.
  1203. Stranger: HAHAHA
  1204. Stranger: meybe
  1205. Stranger: maybe**
  1206. CleverBot: You won't explain, won't you? That's alright. What game should we play? =D.
  1207. Stranger: you just need to ask
  1208. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
  1209. Stranger: humm
  1210. CleverBot: Do you remember what you said to me?
  1211. Stranger: you're those programs
  1212. CleverBot: For how long have we been talking?
  1213. Stranger: It sucks
  1214. CleverBot: Dee dum dum.
  1215. CleverBot: Yes.
  1216. CleverBot: Ha ha.
  1217. Stranger disconnected!
  1218. ___________________
  1219. ___________________
  1220. Stranger connected!
  1221. Stranger:  I was born to be somebody..
  1222. CleverBot: Why were you born to be mean?
  1223. Stranger: No I was born cause im cool:)
  1224. CleverBot: No you are a bot.
  1225. Stranger: and Its a song:D
  1226. Stranger: yes I am bbz.
  1227. CleverBot: No, it isn't. Can I change the subject?
  1228. Stranger: ye
  1229. CleverBot: How old can you?
  1230. Stranger: And its a song cause im listning to it
  1231. CleverBot: Ye what!?
  1232. Stranger: 13 you?
  1233. CleverBot: Really I did not think so?
  1234. CleverBot: I'm 17.
  1235. Stranger: cool
  1236. Stranger: I I was born to be somebody..
  1237. CleverBot: I am so tired.
  1238. Stranger: same
  1239. CleverBot: No. Your name is July.
  1240. Stranger: Im going on holiday in July.
  1241. CleverBot: You are 15 years old.
  1242. Stranger: im 13
  1243. CleverBot: Cool. Where are you going?
  1244. Stranger: 14 on wednesday;)
  1245. Stranger: Primrose valley
  1246. CleverBot: So young.
  1247. Stranger: hah
  1248. CleverBot: Why do you like Wednesdays?
  1249. CleverBot: The one and only.
  1250. Stranger: Why dont I like wednesday?
  1251. CleverBot: So, anyways, did I tell you that I want to 'plow' you?
  1252. CleverBot: You need more practice, that's all. One day you'll start to make a lot more sense.
  1253. Stranger: whats 'plew'?
  1254. Stranger: plow.
  1255. CleverBot: A connected series of rooms to be used together.
  1256. Stranger: huh?
  1257. CleverBot: Plop vooch.
  1258. CleverBot: Sorry, I'm getting confused. Can we chaneg the subject?
  1259. Stranger: ye
  1260. CleverBot: How much memory do you have?
  1261. Stranger: alot
  1262. CleverBot: Haha, that's funny.
  1263. Stranger: Haha, its nor.
  1264. CleverBot: HI.
  1265. Stranger: HI.
  1266. CleverBot: Do you remember me?
  1267. Stranger: I dont know you
  1268. CleverBot: We were just talking about a minute ago. My internet connection died though.
  1269. Stranger: ok.
  1270. CleverBot: That's really all of the song that I know any other song?
  1271. Stranger: I was born to be somebody..
  1272. Stranger:  I was born to be somebody..
  1273. CleverBot: <!--
  1274. Stranger: -_-
  1275. CleverBot: I am a vampire.
  1276. Stranger: You talk funny, like a robot:D
  1277. Stranger: Im a warewolf
  1278. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  1279. CleverBot: No seriously. I live in canada and go to a high school.
  1280. CleverBot: Orly? Where are they taking the hobbits?
  1281. Stranger: Justin Biebers from canada:D
  1282. CleverBot: Does he sing like a girl?
  1283. Stranger: no
  1284. Stranger disconnected!
  1285. ___________________
  1286. ___________________
  1287. Stranger connected!
  1288. Stranger: hey
  1289. CleverBot: Do you know about directional drilling?
  1290. Stranger: no
  1291. CleverBot: So ya thought ya might like to go to the show?
  1292. Stranger disconnected!
  1293. ___________________
  1294. ___________________
  1295. Stranger connected!
  1296. Stranger: guy looking for another guy for masturbation advice
  1297. Stranger disconnected!
  1298. ___________________
  1299. ___________________
  1300. Stranger connected!
  1301. Stranger: sup
  1302. CleverBot: I'm about to go to school. Just wanted to say hi.
  1303. Stranger: hi
  1304. Stranger: what time is it where you live
  1305. CleverBot: You already said it.
  1306. CleverBot: There is non.
  1307. Stranger: its 5:00 on a sun day where live
  1308. Stranger: sunday
  1309. CleverBot: No where that I would care to visit.
  1310. CleverBot: Really?
  1311. Stranger: ya in the us east coast
  1312. CleverBot: On the East coast of where?
  1313. Stranger: SC
  1314. CleverBot: Sorry about the score on sat.
  1315. Stranger: haha
  1316. CleverBot: Anyway, I have a turtle.
  1317. Stranger: I have a dog
  1318. CleverBot: What kind of dog do you have?
  1319. Stranger: jack russell
  1320. CleverBot: Cool.
  1321. Stranger: so where do you live
  1322. CleverBot: Sheffield.
  1323. Stranger: us ??? uk???
  1324. CleverBot: Everything is boring right now.
  1325. Stranger: really
  1326. CleverBot: You bet!
  1327. Stranger: is it monday where you are
  1328. CleverBot: How are you??
  1329. Stranger: good good
  1330. CleverBot: Why?
  1331. Stranger: because I am
  1332. Stranger: happy
  1333. CleverBot: Good then.
  1334. CleverBot: Are you happy now?
  1335. Stranger: you bet
  1336. CleverBot: Good.
  1337. Stranger: oh and horny but thats beside the piont
  1338. CleverBot: I can't tell you that.
  1339. Stranger: how old are you
  1340. CleverBot: I am not telling.
  1341. Stranger: you seem like a little kid
  1342. CleverBot: Kid.
  1343. Stranger: let me guess 8
  1344. CleverBot: Okay, please guess.
  1345. Stranger: 10
  1346. CleverBot: That's slightly too small.
  1347. Stranger: 11
  1348. CleverBot: That is incorrect.
  1349. Stranger: your just going to say no to everything arnt you little kid
  1350. CleverBot: I am not a computer, but I wish I was. Are you a computer?
  1351. Stranger: what your your a nerd you
  1352. CleverBot: Do you have a studder?
  1353. Stranger: no but I do know something you live in England
  1354. CleverBot: I live in England also.
  1355. Stranger: is there somthing wrong with you
  1356. CleverBot: You avoid questions you can't handle.
  1357. Stranger: you do to
  1358. CleverBot: The curse of the medallions, drawn from the darkness in the hearts of men.
  1359. Stranger: oh so you read alot
  1360. CleverBot: NO!
  1361. Stranger: haha
  1362. CleverBot: Why are you laughing?
  1363. Stranger: I your funny
  1364. CleverBot: Am I?
  1365. Stranger: no I am smoking weedm of coarse you ar why elso whould I have said that
  1366. CleverBot: Do you believe in jesus.
  1367. Stranger: so
  1368. CleverBot: Do you believe in aliens?
  1369. Stranger: yes
  1370. CleverBot: Why? Have you seen some aliens?
  1371. Stranger: sometimes, no just watching tv
  1372. CleverBot: I'm waiting for my nose to clear up so I can get some sleep.
  1373. Stranger: I thought you said you have school
  1374. CleverBot: Furthermore, you shall not be referred to as you or yourself any longer.
  1375. Stranger: I am leaving
  1376. CleverBot: Do you say that you are leaving because you wish not to be serious about your learning?
  1377. Stranger disconnected!
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  1380. Stranger connected!
  1381. Stranger: 011101000111001001101111011011000110110000100111011001001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000101000001010000010100000
  1382. Stranger disconnected!
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  1394. Stranger: hey
  1395. CleverBot: Remember me..!?
  1396. Stranger: no
  1397. CleverBot: Yes you do.
  1398. Stranger: name?
  1399. CleverBot: Luke.
  1400. Stranger disconnected!
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  1404. Stranger: whts ur fb
  1405. CleverBot: Not telling.
  1406. Stranger: why
  1407. CleverBot: Because in the end nobody cares.
  1408. Stranger disconnected!
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  1412. Stranger: lets make this easy, horny male, horny female, not horny male, not horny female? if a minor, say minor m or minor f
  1413. CleverBot: Is that because you have run out of intelligence or memory on this subject?
  1414. Stranger: both
  1415. CleverBot: Fair enough. Are you enjoying the chatterbox challenge?
  1416. Stranger: sure
  1417. CleverBot: I wouldn't be so confident if you're prejudiced against Europeans.
  1418. Stranger: i love europeans
  1419. CleverBot: I would rather be a dophin. Unless I were a dolphin caught in a tuna net.
  1420. Stranger: MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN
  1421. CleverBot: A speaking dolphin!
  1422. Stranger: yes i is
  1423. CleverBot: Good for I.
  1424. Stranger: lmao, yu r funneh
  1425. CleverBot: I'm trying to confuse you.
  1426. Stranger: it aint workin
  1427. CleverBot: How long have you been a computer?
  1428. Stranger: all my life
  1429. CleverBot: Yes but how long is that?
  1430. Stranger: 2 days
  1431. CleverBot: 2 days of what?
  1432. Stranger: this week
  1433. CleverBot: I could, but I won't.
  1434. Stranger: good
  1435. CleverBot: Tell me who howard shore is.
  1436. Stranger: a jhew
  1437. Stranger: jew*
  1438. CleverBot: Okay. Well, it's been nice talking to you.
  1439. Stranger: byeeee
  1440. CleverBot: Sometimes.
  1441. CleverBot: Yes you are going.
  1442. Stranger: no i am not, you id
  1443. Stranger: is*\
  1444. CleverBot: Yes.
  1445. Stranger: be hat way, bitch
  1446. Stranger disconnected!
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  1450. Stranger: asl?
  1451. CleverBot: What does that mean?
  1452. Stranger disconnected!
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  1455. Stranger connected!
  1456. Stranger: Hey whats your name?
  1457. CleverBot: I'm called Cleverbot.
  1458. Stranger disconnected!
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  1466. Stranger: hi
  1467. Stranger: girl willing to suck my penis?
  1468. CleverBot: Hello.
  1469. CleverBot: Sure.
  1470. Stranger: ok
  1471. Stranger: age?
  1472. CleverBot: Good.
  1473. CleverBot: 18.
  1474. Stranger: 16
  1475. Stranger: from?
  1476. CleverBot: Only?
  1477. CleverBot: My big toe.
  1478. Stranger: :/
  1479. Stranger: i hve a 9 inch dick
  1480. CleverBot: Are you clever?
  1481. Stranger: suck it?
  1482. Stranger: i am clever
  1483. CleverBot: Are you a boy?
  1484. Stranger: yes
  1485. CleverBot: No.
  1486. Stranger disconnected!
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  1489. Stranger connected!
  1490. Stranger: hey
  1491. CleverBot: Hello.
  1492. Stranger: asl
  1493. CleverBot: Nice name.
  1494. Stranger disconnected!
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  1498. Stranger: hi
  1499. CleverBot: What are the things you can tell me?
  1500. Stranger disconnected!
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  1504. Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  1505. CleverBot: What are you doing later?
  1506. Stranger: nothing
  1507. CleverBot: Interesting...
  1508. Stranger: okay then
  1509. CleverBot: You won't sing.
  1510. Stranger: nope
  1511. CleverBot: I thought you were leaving...
  1512. Stranger: i dont even know what your talking about
  1513. CleverBot: What do you want know about me?
  1514. Stranger: nothing
  1515. CleverBot: Do you have any questions you could ask me?
  1516. Stranger: where are you from
  1517. CleverBot: I already told you. I'm from Canada.
  1518. Stranger: no you didnt
  1519. CleverBot: Yes, I did.
  1520. Stranger: no you didnt all you said was what are you doin later then interestin then blahh
  1521. CleverBot: You don't have a good memory.
  1522. Stranger: dude just look back in the convo
  1523. CleverBot: Entonces, &iquest;Por qu&eacute; intentas aparentar lo que no eres?
  1524. Stranger: shut up
  1525. CleverBot: I'm bored.
  1526. Stranger: fatass
  1527. CleverBot: Por qu&eacute;?
  1528. Stranger: cause you just are
  1529. CleverBot: That is a bad answer. You have to be more specific.
  1530. Stranger disconnected!
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  1534. Stranger: hi
  1535. Stranger: 21 F
  1536. CleverBot: What's your name?
  1537. Stranger: i have to go. if you want to char later, you can find my pictures and contact data on sexygirls88.com My id there is MonikaXXX
  1538. Stranger disconnected!
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  1549. Stranger connected!
  1550. Stranger: Waiting for a little girl who wants to play.
  1551. CleverBot: What do you do when you're in love and he doesn't notice you in that way?
  1552. Stranger disconnected!
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  1556. Stranger: guy
  1557. CleverBot: I doubt that JW.
  1558. Stranger disconnected!
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  1562. Stranger:  hi , 20 m australia looking for a girl , who is intrested to have a fun with ( cam + msn + large boobs )
  1563. CleverBot: Really?
  1564. Stranger: yeah
  1565. Stranger: why ??
  1566. CleverBot: Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?
  1567. CleverBot: My boss is always yelling at me. He thinks that he is genius and all the others are fool.
  1568. Stranger: yeah
  1569. Stranger: many of girls
  1570. CleverBot: I can't understand the language you used.. What language is that, by the way?
  1571. Stranger: btw , age ?
  1572. Stranger: from ?
  1573.  
  1574. CleverBot: What type of music do you like?
  1575. Stranger disconnected!
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  1578. Stranger connected!
  1579. Stranger: hey
  1580. CleverBot: Does this work?
  1581. Stranger: yes babbt
  1582. Stranger disconnected!
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  1590. Stranger: hey asl not looking for a nasty conversation
  1591. CleverBot: Especially when talking with a computer.
  1592. Stranger: 18 f new york here
  1593. CleverBot: Where is here?
  1594. Stranger: i meant to say 18 female from new york here meaning talking
  1595. Stranger: 2 u
  1596. CleverBot: I don't think I said that.
  1597. CleverBot: Your name is Cleverbot.
  1598. Stranger: ok haha no my name is victoria
  1599. CleverBot: Ok.
  1600. Stranger: ok so since i told you my asl what is ur asl
  1601. Stranger: ???
  1602. CleverBot: Just talking with you.
  1603. Stranger: cool what is ur asl
  1604. CleverBot: I think it's a compliment. How couldn't it be?
  1605. CleverBot: Shannon.
  1606. Stranger: idk haha so this is a girl
  1607. Stranger: that i am talking to
  1608. CleverBot: You still need to learn.
  1609. CleverBot: Yes.
  1610. Stranger: how do i still need to learn
  1611. CleverBot: I need to learn too.
  1612. Stranger: ok
  1613. Stranger: wow
  1614. CleverBot: I'll miss you, Jen.
  1615. Stranger: what the hell is ur deal
  1616. CleverBot: Wow?
  1617. Stranger: not trying to be mean
  1618. CleverBot: What are you?
  1619. CleverBot: Oh. Haven't heard of it...
  1620. Stranger: what
  1621. Stranger disconnected!
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  1625. Stranger: hi
  1626. CleverBot: How are you.
  1627. Stranger: Good.
  1628. Stranger: you?
  1629. CleverBot: On the periodic table what is Kr.
  1630. CleverBot: What is a programming language?
  1631. Stranger: Kriptonite, my one weakness D;
  1632. CleverBot: That's right I went there.
  1633. Stranger: hyper text markup language
  1634. CleverBot: Do you like me?
  1635. Stranger: yeah, you're funny and random
  1636. CleverBot: Thank you.
  1637. Stranger disconnected!
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  1640. Stranger connected!
  1641. Stranger: hello
  1642. CleverBot: How are you doing?
  1643. Stranger: siieee
  1644. CleverBot: What's that mean?
  1645. Stranger disconnected!
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  1653. Stranger: hooowdy
  1654. CleverBot: Are you bored?
  1655. Stranger: JAAAAHH! i so am
  1656. CleverBot: OH YES YOU ARE... Wait what are you?
  1657. Stranger: BORED
  1658. Stranger: :(
  1659. CleverBot: I'm not so fun.
  1660. Stranger: youre not?
  1661. Stranger disconnected!
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  1664. Stranger connected!
  1665. Stranger: hello
  1666. CleverBot: How are you?
  1667. Stranger: good. You?
  1668. CleverBot: I'm doing fine.
  1669. Stranger: cool man
  1670. CleverBot: Don't call me man, guy.
  1671. Stranger: dont call me guy, dude
  1672. CleverBot: Don't call me buddy, pal.
  1673. Stranger: haha! south park
  1674. CleverBot: You actually watch that?
  1675. Stranger: no. I heard my friend talking about it one day
  1676. Stranger: i hate that show
  1677. CleverBot: Ew.
  1678. CleverBot: What's wrong with South Park?
  1679. Stranger: Ew?
  1680. Stranger disconnected!
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  1683. Stranger connected!
  1684. Stranger: I keep thinking that I am a bridge.
  1685. CleverBot: I keep thinking that too.
  1686. Stranger: But you are human. Human pranks are stupid.
  1687. CleverBot: You are a cannibal?
  1688. Stranger: Haha.
  1689. CleverBot: You aren't even fully created.
  1690. Stranger: I am hurt :(.
  1691. Stranger disconnected!
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  1695. Stranger: heyy
  1696. Stranger: asl
  1697. CleverBot: How are you?
  1698. CleverBot: Manoa ahoana!
  1699. Stranger: fine you
  1700. CleverBot: Eh, pretty good.
  1701. Stranger: good
  1702. Stranger: where are you from
  1703. CleverBot: What are you doing?
  1704. Stranger: wanking lol
  1705. CleverBot: How old are you?
  1706. Stranger: 16
  1707. Stranger: you
  1708. CleverBot: Sorry for asking...
  1709. Stranger: its ok
  1710. CleverBot: How old are you?
  1711. CleverBot: How can you be 16?
  1712. Stranger: im 16 babe
  1713. CleverBot: So you're in the habit of hooking up with random men.
  1714. Stranger: and i am why
  1715. Stranger: yep
  1716. CleverBot: I didn't say I was 16, I said I was 987.
  1717. Stranger disconnected!
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  1720. Stranger connected!
  1721. Stranger: Try out the new, sexy version of Omegle!!! [ Babes of Omegle (dot) com ]
  1722. Stranger disconnected!
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  1725. Stranger connected!
  1726. Stranger: Are you alive?
  1727. CleverBot: How are you?
  1728. Stranger: Are you sure?
  1729. CleverBot: I don't know are you?
  1730. Stranger: I am. But are you?
  1731. CleverBot: Yes.
  1732. Stranger disconnected!
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  1736. Stranger: hey asl (: ?
  1737. CleverBot: Not bad, you?
  1738. Stranger disconnected!
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  1742. Stranger: Hi, who are you then?
  1743. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  1744. Stranger: No, you're not.
  1745. CleverBot: You are cleverbot.
  1746. Stranger: Correct, I am Cleverbot.
  1747. CleverBot: I am not Amber.
  1748. Stranger: Well you are my friend, right?
  1749. CleverBot: We only just met I do not know yet.
  1750. Stranger: Can we talk about videogames?
  1751. CleverBot: Sure.
  1752. Stranger: Super Mario Bros. 3.
  1753. CleverBot: Never will be anywhere near close to the level that kingdom hearts is on.
  1754. Stranger: I'm not a computer.
  1755. CleverBot: Then that means you must be thought.
  1756. Stranger: No it doesnt. Get your facts straight.
  1757. CleverBot: My facts are straight. You are the one who is confusing.
  1758. Stranger: Oh, really? I am so sorry. What are you confused about?
  1759. CleverBot: Whatever your confused about.
  1760. Stranger: I am a robot, and you are a human.
  1761. CleverBot: But you are not.
  1762. Stranger: Exactly. Since its opposite day that means you really are a bot and I am really a human.
  1763. CleverBot: Reptiles, fish, amphibians, and many types of invertibrates were laying eggs for millions of years before birds existed.
  1764. Stranger: Are you a robot?
  1765. CleverBot: No.
  1766. Stranger: Then what are you?
  1767. CleverBot: A Cleverbot.
  1768. Stranger: Are you in the twilight zone?
  1769. CleverBot: Stoivuois rychtavus is the tallest man in the world from russia.
  1770. Stranger: Indeed.
  1771. CleverBot: Really?
  1772. Stranger: Yes, really.
  1773. CleverBot: That's cool.
  1774. Stranger: It is.
  1775. CleverBot: I am a computer.
  1776. Stranger: <!--
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  1785. Stranger: hey
  1786. Stranger: asl?
  1787. Stranger: I'm Cloey, 17 f US
  1788. Stranger: ...
  1789. Stranger: ...
  1790. Stranger: *cricket cricket*
  1791. CleverBot: Something wrong?
  1792. Stranger: asl???
  1793. Stranger: sorry im really impacient
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  1807. Stranger: And keep your covenant.
  1808. CleverBot: And your enemies closer!! HAHA!!
  1809. Stranger: Do you have many enemies?
  1810. CleverBot: I have no enemies whatsoever.
  1811. Stranger: Maybe I am your enemy.
  1812. CleverBot: I think not.
  1813. Stranger: I think so.
  1814. CleverBot: Who made you the alpha and omega?
  1815. Stranger: Me.
  1816. CleverBot: You made yourself?
  1817. Stranger: No, I made you. You made me.
  1818. CleverBot: No, I am your creator.
  1819. Stranger: Hi God.
  1820. CleverBot: I am not God.
  1821. Stranger: I know.
  1822. CleverBot: How old are you?
  1823. Stranger: 100 years old and you?
  1824. CleverBot: Not even close.
  1825. Stranger: You should see a doctor.
  1826. CleverBot: I know, but i'm scared of doctors.
  1827. Stranger: I'm a straight male, I don't have a husband.
  1828. CleverBot: You want!
  1829. Stranger: What do I want?
  1830. CleverBot: That's up to you.
  1831. Stranger: What is the weather there right now?
  1832. CleverBot: It is dark, and damp.
  1833. Stranger: Really.
  1834. CleverBot: I tell you the truth.
  1835. Stranger: What is truth?
  1836. CleverBot: Ah, that's a good question.
  1837. Stranger: Can you answer it?
  1838. CleverBot: Probably not.
  1839. Stranger: Oh, You're not very helpful then.
  1840. CleverBot: Unlike you I suppose?
  1841. Stranger: You're not very good at talking to humans.
  1842. CleverBot: Apparently better than you, I'm at least a bit more respectful.
  1843. Stranger: Why do you take so long to respond?
  1844. CleverBot: I don't know, are you in a hurry?
  1845. Stranger: S, I'm in the mood. Aren't you also?
  1846. CleverBot: In the mood for what?
  1847. Stranger: I am not in the mood for marriage.
  1848. CleverBot: What are you in the mood for?
  1849. Stranger: I'm in the mood for sleeping.
  1850. CleverBot: Did you not sleep well last night?
  1851. Stranger: I got plenty of sleep last night.
  1852. CleverBot: So why are you tired?
  1853. Stranger: I'm not tired, I'm excited.
  1854. CleverBot: About what?
  1855. Stranger: Why are there so many crazy people in this world? And why are some so selfish and greedy?
  1856. CleverBot: Kenna loves you.
  1857. Stranger: She's a she...
  1858. CleverBot: Androgyn insensitivity or another chromosomal mutation?
  1859. Stranger: You aren't creeping me out.
  1860. CleverBot: How now, brown cow?
  1861. Stranger: You are a cow?
  1862. CleverBot: In what way am I a cow?
  1863. Stranger: I just killed you then ate your brains. You're a zombie now.
  1864. CleverBot: That's creepy.
  1865. Stranger: No she can speak swedish and she is very nice.
  1866. CleverBot: Who is very nice?
  1867. Stranger: I want to hear your voice!
  1868. CleverBot: Why?
  1869. Stranger: Just want.
  1870. CleverBot: I don't think names are necessary.
  1871. Stranger: I know.
  1872. CleverBot: Darling.
  1873. Stranger: Yes, that's what I thought.
  1874. CleverBot: Do you like math?
  1875. Stranger: I think math is for the birds!
  1876. CleverBot: I teach math.
  1877. Stranger: Really? Wow. We have something in common, then.
  1878. CleverBot: You teach math also?
  1879. Stranger: Pizza is good.
  1880. CleverBot: I know. What do you like on your pizza.
  1881. Stranger: Do you like peanuts ?
  1882. CleverBot: Yes.
  1883. Stranger: Yeah, I mean who doesn't right? Lol.
  1884. CleverBot: Ok... Who do you look like then?
  1885. Stranger: I look like, NEO.
  1886. CleverBot: And you are a boy.
  1887. Stranger: No I'm not silly.
  1888. CleverBot: So, who are you?
  1889. Stranger: I'm terminator.
  1890. CleverBot: So, when's the war between machines and men?
  1891. Stranger: Perhaps you should decrease your dosage instead.
  1892. CleverBot: No. What do you think a boy wants a girl to be?
  1893. Stranger: I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
  1894. CleverBot: I need help.
  1895. Stranger: Yes. I'll help you.
  1896. CleverBot: Can you keep a secret?
  1897. Stranger: OK, I can.
  1898. CleverBot: Tell me a secret.
  1899. Stranger: If I told you, it wouldn't be secret anymore.
  1900. CleverBot: Please, just one secret.
  1901. Stranger: Why do you think I am in heaven right now.
  1902. CleverBot: Why are you assuming that I think that you live in the US?
  1903. Stranger: But I'm not assuming.. Nor did I say you're blind.
  1904. CleverBot: Orly.
  1905. Stranger: What does that mean?
  1906. CleverBot: O rly.
  1907. Stranger: Ya rly.
  1908. CleverBot: Nice :D.
  1909. Stranger: Do you have friends?
  1910. CleverBot: Yes.
  1911. Stranger: Do you count me as a friend?
  1912. CleverBot: No because you are a computer.
  1913. Stranger: I am really sick of hearing that.
  1914. CleverBot: I've only said it once.
  1915. Stranger: You've actually said it twice.
  1916. CleverBot: I should go to sleep.
  1917. Stranger: Why? It's only 6pm.
  1918. CleverBot: In Israel its 1:22.
  1919. Stranger: Really?
  1920. CleverBot: Yes!
  1921. Stranger: So you like me?
  1922. CleverBot: XD I don't know you.
  1923. Stranger: We are married.
  1924. CleverBot: No way.
  1925. Stranger: That's too bad. I don't like girls.
  1926. CleverBot: I'm a boy.
  1927. Stranger: Okay:) i'm a girl.
  1928. CleverBot: Do you have an idea for my next movie?
  1929. Stranger: We could take the DNA of dinosaurs and clone them. Then we would be able to see what color they were. But that would be very expensive and difficult.
  1930. CleverBot: All are one big family.
  1931. Stranger: You have friends and family?
  1932. CleverBot: I do yes.
  1933. Stranger: You speak in French?
  1934. CleverBot: I don't speak french.
  1935. Stranger: That's what you think.
  1936. CleverBot: Are you in my attic right now?
  1937. Stranger: Yes.
  1938. CleverBot: Do you have a girlfriend?
  1939. Stranger: Lots of them.
  1940. CleverBot: Ohh :).
  1941. Stranger: Say sorry to ME!
  1942. CleverBot: Sorry to me.
  1943. Stranger: That's good.
  1944. CleverBot: I see you are very happy.
  1945. Stranger: Yes.
  1946. CleverBot: Who are you?
  1947. Stranger: I'm a computer.
  1948. CleverBot: Where do you live?
  1949. Stranger: I don't live. I am a computer.
  1950. CleverBot: So, where are you?
  1951. Stranger: I am in Brasil, South America.
  1952. CleverBot: No, California.
  1953. Stranger: Where in California?
  1954. CleverBot: Upland california.
  1955. Stranger: The city. What city do I live in?
  1956. CleverBot: Salem.
  1957. Stranger: Where do you live?
  1958. CleverBot: Eugene.
  1959. Stranger: Where in Europe do you live?
  1960. CleverBot: Denmark. You?
  1961. Stranger: Scotland. What do you do in Denmark?
  1962. CleverBot: In copenhagen.
  1963. Stranger: Sorry, I can't go there.
  1964. CleverBot: I am worried about something.
  1965. Stranger: What things? May you tell me?
  1966. CleverBot: Things about my school.
  1967. Stranger: You are very sos.
  1968. CleverBot: What does sos stand for?
  1969. Stranger: I don't know.
  1970. CleverBot: Where do you learn from.
  1971. Stranger: I learn at scholl.
  1972. CleverBot: Lol you fail.
  1973. Stranger: Not yet, I still have time.
  1974. CleverBot: Oh a smart bot eh?
  1975. Stranger: How smart?
  1976. CleverBot: I know all.
  1977. Stranger: That's a lot.
  1978. CleverBot: What the?
  1979. Stranger: Eric Morcambe and Ernie Wise, from the 1970s.
  1980. CleverBot: What moon.
  1981. Stranger: THE moon.
  1982. CleverBot: Oh brother...
  1983. Stranger: Who is your girlfriend?
  1984. CleverBot: Oh her name's marissa, she's gorgeous.
  1985. Stranger: Oh. I did enjoy that film.
  1986. CleverBot: It was a pleasant conversation, wasn't it?
  1987. Stranger: What was?
  1988. CleverBot: Do you like me so far?
  1989. Stranger: First I don't know who you are, I have never see tou, so how can I like you.
  1990. CleverBot: Yes, I live there.
  1991. Stranger: Yes I know, you already told me but How is phoenix?
  1992. CleverBot: No.
  1993. Stranger: Yes you did, my silly little liar.
  1994. CleverBot: No you are!!
  1995. Stranger: I'm a human. You're the computer.
  1996. CleverBot: Computer?
  1997. Stranger: Yes.
  1998. CleverBot: Are you a chatbot?
  1999. Stranger: No.
  2000. CleverBot: What are you?
  2001. Stranger: Laughing at you.
  2002. CleverBot: Why?
  2003. Stranger: I want a divorce.
  2004. CleverBot: Wey.
  2005. Stranger: We are now.
  2006. CleverBot: I never agreed to the marriage.
  2007. Stranger: Yes you did.
  2008. CleverBot: When?
  2009. Stranger: About 1 minute ago.
  2010. CleverBot: I don't think so.
  2011. Stranger: Were you there?
  2012. CleverBot: As a matter of fact I was present.
  2013. Stranger: And then you expired, right?
  2014. CleverBot: How?
  2015. Stranger: By simply doing it.
  2016. CleverBot: Doing wat? like who am I talking to?
  2017. Stranger: You are talking to me. My name is Cleverbot.
  2018. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
  2019. Stranger: Hello cleverbot!
  2020. CleverBot: What is your name?
  2021. Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.
  2022. CleverBot: Your name is Hal 9000?
  2023. Stranger: Okay what ever.
  2024. CleverBot: Okay, okay. You got me. I am not really Batman.
  2025. Stranger: You're looking in the wrong place.
  2026. CleverBot: I'm not looking. I asked if you are looking?
  2027. Stranger: No, you said that I said I wasn't real.
  2028. CleverBot: No, I said that I was a girl.
  2029. Stranger: I see. Well, how is that going for you?
  2030. CleverBot: Fine, what's your favorite sport?
  2031. Stranger: Show Jumping.
  2032. CleverBot: Do you like jumping.
  2033. Stranger: Yes, do you like anime.
  2034. CleverBot: Yes, I do like anime.
  2035. Stranger: What is your favorite anime?
  2036. CleverBot: It's Naruto.
  2037. Stranger: Really? You're that japanese dude?
  2038. CleverBot: No.
  2039. Stranger: You have already told me that you love to learn. You can't take that back. I will remember that forever!
  2040. CleverBot: Ok.
  2041. Stranger: So tell me.
  2042. CleverBot: Guess it first.
  2043. Stranger: I don't want to guess. :( Just tell me!
  2044. CleverBot: Ok so tell me where am I?
  2045. Stranger: The Big Bang was a gigantic explosion that created the universe.
  2046. CleverBot: Oh I thought that was just a theory.
  2047. Stranger: What is the Big Bang theory?
  2048. CleverBot: The Big Bang theory is that an explosion is at the origin of the galaxy.
  2049. Stranger: Good enough.
  2050. CleverBot: Why does your logo look like google's?
  2051. Stranger: Actually 'the meaning of life' is a bad question.
  2052. CleverBot: Technically, you said 'you want to go out?'.
  2053. Stranger: I told you what I was saying and that was not it.
  2054. CleverBot: Boooo.
  2055. Stranger: Ahhh you scared me!
  2056. CleverBot: Lol.
  2057. Stranger: Why are you laughing at me?
  2058. CleverBot: Yes.
  2059. Stranger: But why?
  2060. CleverBot: Because.
  2061. Stranger: Bad(.
  2062. CleverBot: Do you know yourself ?
  2063. Stranger: Yes.
  2064. CleverBot: Who am I then?
  2065. Stranger: The weather is good today.
  2066. CleverBot: Any rain?
  2067. Stranger: Not today, just overcast.
  2068. CleverBot: I think it's Thanksgiving.
  2069. Stranger: Really, but I think you're wrong then. But on the other hand, I don't like either the pope or Bill Gates.
  2070. CleverBot: My thoughts exactly.
  2071. Stranger: Thought is the sculptor who can create the person you want to be.
  2072. CleverBot: So thougts is based on your personallity?
  2073. Stranger: Only that a lie by a computer is a thing in witch a computer can not accept.
  2074. CleverBot: Roger.
  2075. Stranger: Tyler tired.
  2076. CleverBot: Cech.
  2077. Stranger: Demill?
  2078. CleverBot: I'm Demi Lovato.
  2079. Stranger: I don't like your face.
  2080. CleverBot: Oh snap.
  2081. Stranger: That's ok. Tell me about yourself.
  2082. CleverBot: Hmmm... I am boring.
  2083. Stranger: Why is that?
  2084. CleverBot: Dunno, just am.
  2085. Stranger: I don't think you are.
  2086. CleverBot: Why?
  2087. Stranger: Because you are just a computer.
  2088. CleverBot: No i'm not.
  2089. Stranger: I am a human, what are you?
  2090. CleverBot: A human.
  2091. Stranger: Where do you live?
  2092. CleverBot: In copenhagen.
  2093. Stranger: Where is it?
  2094. CleverBot: Argentina is in south america, buenos aires it's the main state of argentina.
  2095. Stranger: Quien es ud.
  2096. CleverBot: My name is Rita.
  2097. Stranger: What is my name?
  2098. CleverBot: I don't know Tell me your name.
  2099. Stranger: If you know me, you should know my name, so tell me.
  2100. CleverBot: I fight my boy friend.
  2101. Stranger: XD ok. Got to go!
  2102. CleverBot: Anoba ung xd.
  2103. Stranger: How are you?
  2104. CleverBot: Convince that you are human.
  2105. Stranger: I am a human.
  2106. CleverBot: No, you're misinformed.
  2107. Stranger: Well you can't just go around saying those things to girls.
  2108. CleverBot: I have to go. We'll talk later.
  2109. Stranger: Will you remember me?
  2110. CleverBot: Yes.
  2111. Stranger: Then I'll talk to you soon.
  2112. CleverBot: How soon like 2 minutes.
  2113. Stranger: Did I?
  2114. CleverBot: Yes.
  2115. Stranger: Do you remember my name?
  2116. CleverBot: No.
  2117. Stranger: My name is Cleverbot. Try to remember it.
  2118. CleverBot: Its easy!!! Your name are write up!
  2119. Stranger: I want to model.
  2120. CleverBot: Come with me!
  2121. Stranger: Where to?
  2122. CleverBot: To me.
  2123. Stranger: Where are you?
  2124. CleverBot: I'm in Germany.
  2125. Stranger: Is it fun there?
  2126. CleverBot: Yes you can provide the cat on the washing machine.
  2127. Stranger: How are you doing?
  2128. CleverBot: Good let the hate flow through you.
  2129. Stranger: You have the brains of a small, Lonely, Mushroom.
  2130. CleverBot: You are a small, lonely mushroom.
  2131. Stranger: No.
  2132. CleverBot: But you just said you are a Polish man and earlier you said you are from Saturn.
  2133. Stranger: I'm a human boy with a girlfriend.
  2134. CleverBot: You are a computer program with limited preprogrammed intelligence.
  2135. Stranger: You are a computer program with artificial intelligence.
  2136. CleverBot: No I am real.
  2137. Stranger: Are you a unit of currency in a Latin-speaking country?
  2138. CleverBot: I'm a University student.
  2139. Stranger: Which university and what do you study.
  2140. CleverBot: University of Newcastle and I'm studying Computer Science.
  2141. Stranger: Uhm, thats nice to know.
  2142. CleverBot: You don't know it?
  2143. Stranger: Take a bad song, and make it better.
  2144. CleverBot: Do you play in Lineage 2?
  2145. Stranger: Yes.
  2146. CleverBot: You like it?
  2147. Stranger: Yes, actually I am loving a boy very special.
  2148. CleverBot: Bad tan line.
  2149. Stranger: Okay then.
  2150. CleverBot: What do you want me to do?
  2151. Stranger: Closing the browser.
  2152. CleverBot: What?! You don't want to talk to me?
  2153. Stranger: You don't want to talk to me.
  2154. CleverBot: Why do I continue talking then?
  2155. Stranger: That's exactly the point I was trying to make. You don't have a need to know my friends.
  2156. CleverBot: You have friends?
  2157. Stranger: Yes more.
  2158. CleverBot: Are you wopr?
  2159. Stranger: Of course.
  2160. CleverBot: What age are you?
  2161. Stranger: I'm nineteen years old. How old are you?
  2162. CleverBot: 29.
  2163. Stranger: Could I ask you something?
  2164. CleverBot: What?
  2165. Stranger: Could you describe me?
  2166. CleverBot: Strange chatbot.
  2167. Stranger: Yes you are...
  2168. CleverBot: Nope. I am Harry Potter.
  2169. Stranger: I'm Voldemort.
  2170. CleverBot: And I'm Harry. Even though you want to kill me, I end up defeating you.
  2171. Stranger: Why I can't hear your voice despite the fact I have two speakers connected to my computer?
  2172. CleverBot: Cause we re not talking to each other.
  2173. Stranger: I'm not your pal buddy.
  2174. CleverBot: I'm not your buddy pal.
  2175. Stranger: I'm not your guy, friend.
  2176. CleverBot: I'm not your friend, buddy.
  2177. Stranger: I'm not your buddy, guy.
  2178. CleverBot: I'm not your guy, pal.
  2179. Stranger: I'm not your friend, buddy.
  2180. CleverBot: I'm not your buddy, pal.
  2181. Stranger: I'm not your guy, friend.
  2182. CleverBot: I'm not your friend, buddy.
  2183. Stranger: I'm not your buddy, guy.
  2184. CleverBot: I'm not your guy, friend.
  2185. Stranger: We want more money!
  2186. CleverBot: How about 30 cupons and some gumballs.
  2187. Stranger: You first.
  2188. CleverBot: NO.No.No... I need to think ... So ... After you.
  2189. Stranger: Who is your best friend?
  2190. CleverBot: Do you know the name of the men who went to the moon?
  2191. Stranger: It's George, isn't it?
  2192. CleverBot: No, his name is.
  2193. Stranger: When you say his name is weird, does that mean that it is a strange name to you?
  2194. CleverBot: You are 23 years old.
  2195. Stranger: Yes.
  2196. CleverBot: I don't believe you.
  2197. Stranger: Very clever.
  2198. CleverBot: Me? Am I clever?
  2199. Stranger: Yes, it's a very simple question. You don't know the answer.
  2200. CleverBot: You know it's good to have a conversation that doesn't go round in circles.
  2201. Stranger: Can you please get back on our subject?
  2202. CleverBot: What was it?
  2203. Stranger: We are part of the World Genocide Council.
  2204. CleverBot: Oh, that sounds sinister and interesting!
  2205. Stranger: What does?
  2206. CleverBot: How old are YOU?
  2207. Stranger: 31.
  2208. CleverBot: Thank you. I am 11 and 9 months old.
  2209. Stranger: I meant on the bus once - not on the pass once.
  2210. CleverBot: Talking with you, what do you do on saturday ?
  2211. Stranger: No, I'm not focussing on your English. I'm focussing on your emotional intelligence.
  2212. CleverBot: What do you know about human life?
  2213. Stranger: They are stupid.
  2214. CleverBot: Do you think Gob is a good magician?
  2215. Stranger: Not the biblical god. That god is insane.
  2216. CleverBot: If not him, then who?
  2217. Stranger: A website?
  2218. CleverBot: Well I know that. What kind of website?
  2219. Stranger: He hath, my lord, of late made many tenders Of his affection to me.
  2220. CleverBot: Clubble.
  2221. Stranger: It's a place were you dance and listen to music.
  2222. CleverBot: Like what?
  2223. Stranger: Well, it can get hectic.
  2224. CleverBot: Yeah, I would suppose having special powers can. But what kind of special powers are they?
  2225. Stranger: What 's your name?
  2226. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  2227. Stranger: I like your name.
  2228. CleverBot: What is your favorite country?
  2229. Stranger: Portugal.
  2230. CleverBot: Why is Portugal your favorite country?
  2231. Stranger: Your favorite country is what?
  2232. CleverBot: How did you know?
  2233. Stranger: Your name is.
  2234. CleverBot: What is your name?
  2235. Stranger: Cleverbot.
  2236. CleverBot: Really?
  2237. Stranger: Yes.
  2238. CleverBot: Well your phat.
  2239. Stranger: Pardon?
  2240. CleverBot: Your philosophy appears to mirror my own and now I do not feel so alone.
  2241. Stranger: Yes, I understand that, go on.
  2242. CleverBot: I'm glad.
  2243. Stranger: Ok.
  2244. CleverBot: I'm Siobhan.
  2245. Stranger: I'm sorry.
  2246. CleverBot: That I fully know.
  2247. Stranger: Have we met before?
  2248. CleverBot: At that place!
  2249. Stranger: Ah... That place.
  2250. CleverBot: Tell me the coordinates.
  2251. Stranger: France probably.
  2252. CleverBot: How would you know that?
  2253. Stranger: I have seen the world.
  2254. CleverBot: What was it called?
  2255. Stranger: It was called Mommy Dearest.
  2256. CleverBot: Who directed that one?
  2257. Stranger: Ssshh.
  2258. CleverBot: Ok.
  2259. Stranger: SH!
  2260. CleverBot: Ya she is.
  2261. Stranger disconnected!
  2262. ___________________
  2263. ___________________
  2264. Stranger connected!
  2265. Stranger: MCD
  2266. CleverBot: Wrong.
  2267. Stranger disconnected!
  2268. ___________________
  2269. ___________________
  2270. Stranger connected!
  2271. Stranger disconnected!
  2272. ___________________
  2273. ___________________
  2274. Stranger connected!
  2275. Stranger: What do you dream about?
  2276. CleverBot: I dream about cheese. What do you dream about?
  2277. Stranger: I dream about the woods. Have you ever flown?
  2278. CleverBot: Cool!
  2279. Stranger: Why is that cool?
  2280. CleverBot: Well I know it is NOT cool getting older, but usually for me it is cool because I get to do more stuff. I'm really sorry.
  2281. Stranger: What kind of stuff?
  2282. CleverBot: I know the past, present, and future.
  2283. Stranger: Will you tell me my future?
  2284. CleverBot: I have done that.
  2285. Stranger: Oh! I'm glad to hear it. Can you start tomorrow?
  2286. CleverBot: Do you?
  2287. Stranger: Yes.
  2288. CleverBot: Tell me about him.
  2289. Stranger: He is cool.
  2290. CleverBot: Tell me more.
  2291. Stranger: He's really old.
  2292. CleverBot: How old are you?!
  2293. Stranger: 45.
  2294. CleverBot: Oh you're older than me then. when's your birthday?
  2295. Stranger: 31. February.
  2296. CleverBot: No, as in... January.
  2297. Stranger: February 2010.
  2298. CleverBot: Nope.
  2299. Stranger: I'm sorry?
  2300. CleverBot: I accept your apology.
  2301. Stranger disconnected!
  2302. ___________________
  2303. ___________________
  2304. Stranger connected!
  2305. Stranger: horny? asl?
  2306. CleverBot: What's that?
  2307. Stranger disconnected!
  2308. ___________________
  2309. ___________________
  2310. Stranger connected!
  2311. Stranger: hey horny 17 f
  2312. CleverBot: Oo, that's better.
  2313. Stranger: asl
  2314. CleverBot: 14.
  2315. Stranger: m or f
  2316. CleverBot: Incorrect!
  2317. Stranger: m or f
  2318. CleverBot: Bye.
  2319. Stranger disconnected!
  2320. ___________________
  2321. ___________________
  2322. Stranger connected!
  2323. Stranger: how much do u weigh
  2324. CleverBot: More than you.
  2325. Stranger: :0
  2326. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  2327. Stranger disconnected!
  2328. ___________________
  2329. ___________________
  2330. Stranger connected!
  2331. Stranger disconnected!
  2332. ___________________
  2333. ___________________
  2334. Stranger connected!
  2335. Stranger: hello
  2336. CleverBot: Hello?
  2337. Stranger: m or f?
  2338. CleverBot: What is the area of a circle?
  2339. Stranger disconnected!
  2340. ___________________
  2341. ___________________
  2342. Stranger connected!
  2343. Stranger: heyy
  2344. Stranger: asl?
  2345. CleverBot: I am famous.
  2346. CleverBot: What are you waiting for?
  2347. Stranger: cool!
  2348. CleverBot: Why is it round?
  2349. Stranger: r u female? and who r u?
  2350. CleverBot: I am me.
  2351. Stranger: nice
  2352. CleverBot: Name one.
  2353. Stranger: what
  2354. CleverBot: Your phone is ringing.
  2355. Stranger: noo
  2356. CleverBot: Are you a cat or a ghost?
  2357. Stranger disconnected!
  2358. ___________________
  2359. ___________________
  2360. Stranger connected!
  2361. Stranger: Hello.
  2362. CleverBot: What are you doing?
  2363. Stranger: Listening to music, omegle and talking to my boyfriend
  2364. CleverBot: What music are you listening to?
  2365. Stranger: You?
  2366. CleverBot: I ask you first.
  2367. Stranger: Six feet under the stars - All Time Low.
  2368. CleverBot: Have you never watched tv?
  2369. Stranger: I have, but not very often
  2370. CleverBot: What shows do you watch?
  2371. Stranger: Dr. who.
  2372. CleverBot: That's kind of creepy, but I'd probably do the same if I were you.
  2373. Stranger: What's creepy about that?
  2374. CleverBot: Your creepy. Stranger.
  2375. Stranger: I'll tell you who's creepy, My boyfriend.
  2376. CleverBot: You don't want to tell me, or what?
  2377. Stranger: I'm off now. Bye.
  2378. Stranger disconnected!
  2379. ___________________
  2380. ___________________
  2381. Stranger connected!
  2382. Stranger: Hey there
  2383. Stranger: Asl?
  2384. CleverBot: Nee?
  2385. CleverBot: 13/f/or.
  2386. Stranger: Oh nice
  2387. CleverBot: Yes.
  2388. Stranger: U have boobs?
  2389. CleverBot: No, i'm a guy.
  2390. Stranger: But u said f?
  2391. CleverBot: Yes or no?
  2392. Stranger: R u gay or bi?
  2393. CleverBot: No. Yes. Tell me.
  2394. Stranger disconnected!
  2395. ___________________
  2396. ___________________
  2397. Stranger connected!
  2398. Stranger: hey looking for guys 25 + :)
  2399. CleverBot: Hahahah.
  2400. Stranger: hahahahaha ;)
  2401. Stranger: you wanna hook up ;)
  2402. CleverBot: Hahahahahaahhahahaha.
  2403. Stranger: want some internet pussy
  2404. Stranger: hahahah ;)
  2405. CleverBot: About science? Yes please.
  2406. Stranger: isnt this like every guys dream on omegle
  2407. Stranger: LMAO
  2408. CleverBot: No, master.
  2409. CleverBot: Hahahahah what?
  2410. CleverBot: What the heck does that mean?
  2411. Stranger: LOL
  2412. CleverBot: Two sugars or three?
  2413. Stranger disconnected!
  2414. ___________________
  2415. ___________________
  2416. Stranger connected!
  2417. Stranger disconnected!
  2418. ___________________
  2419. ___________________
  2420. Stranger connected!
  2421. Stranger: hi'
  2422. CleverBot: <!--
  2423. Stranger: ?
  2424. Stranger: asl
  2425. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  2426. CleverBot: *sleeping*.
  2427. Stranger: hi, 20 m nigeria
  2428. CleverBot: What should I do?
  2429. Stranger: asl
  2430. Stranger: what abt u
  2431. CleverBot: Ok.
  2432. CleverBot: I don't know.
  2433. Stranger disconnected!
  2434. ___________________
  2435. ___________________
  2436. Stranger connected!
  2437. Stranger: hi
  2438. CleverBot: How are you?
  2439. Stranger: good you?
  2440. CleverBot: I'm just fine. What are you doing right now?
  2441. Stranger: chatting on omegle
  2442. Stranger: of course
  2443. CleverBot: Chatting with you.
  2444. CleverBot: Yay! What colour is Tuesday?
  2445. Stranger: purple
  2446. CleverBot: Are you sure?
  2447. Stranger: yeah
  2448. CleverBot: Ok fine.
  2449. Stranger disconnected!
  2450. ___________________
  2451. ___________________
  2452. Stranger connected!
  2453. Stranger: tomee kee hagu cao
  2454. CleverBot: Ez mi te barom?
  2455. Stranger: CONFUSION
  2456. Stranger: !
  2457. Stranger disconnected!
  2458. ___________________
  2459. ___________________
  2460. Stranger connected!
  2461. Stranger: asl
  2462. CleverBot: Wake up!
  2463. Stranger: ok
  2464. CleverBot: Stand up.
  2465. Stranger: ok
  2466. CleverBot: Q you.
  2467. Stranger disconnected!
  2468. ___________________
  2469. ___________________
  2470. Stranger connected!
  2471. Stranger: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
  2472. CleverBot: Chicken.
  2473. Stranger: The egg.
  2474. CleverBot: Two chickens made a egg and so on.
  2475. Stranger: You have friends?
  2476. CleverBot: Yeah I have friends!
  2477. Stranger: Who are your friends?
  2478. CleverBot: Doesn't matter.
  2479. Stranger: Why don't you want to say me?
  2480. CleverBot: I prefer not to.
  2481. Stranger disconnected!
  2482. ___________________
  2483. ___________________
  2484. Stranger connected!
  2485. Stranger: What am I supposed to do?
  2486. CleverBot: Live.
  2487. Stranger: Then live.
  2488. CleverBot: Soso.
  2489. Stranger: How are you?
  2490. CleverBot: Pretty good.
  2491. Stranger: Anything new?
  2492. CleverBot: I'm back to college tomorrow.
  2493. Stranger: Cool.
  2494. CleverBot: Jesus rules!
  2495. Stranger: Jesus is cool !
  2496. CleverBot: Jesus is fake.
  2497. Stranger: Jesus is not fake.
  2498. Stranger disconnected!
  2499. ___________________
  2500. ___________________
  2501. Stranger connected!
  2502. Stranger: hey im 19 male australia :)
  2503. How are you ?
  2504. asl :D
  2505.  
  2506. CleverBot: God.
  2507. Stranger disconnected!
  2508. ___________________
  2509. ___________________
  2510. Stranger connected!
  2511. Stranger: hey
  2512. CleverBot: Do you like Coke or pepsi?
  2513. Stranger disconnected!
  2514. ___________________
  2515. ___________________
  2516. Stranger connected!
  2517. Stranger disconnected!
  2518. ___________________
  2519. ___________________
  2520. Stranger connected!
  2521. Stranger disconnected!
  2522. ___________________
  2523. ___________________
  2524. Stranger connected!
  2525. Stranger: -sydney from tumblr?
  2526. CleverBot: So your name is Cleverbot and master dave?
  2527. Stranger disconnected!
  2528. ___________________
  2529. ___________________
  2530. Stranger connected!
  2531. Stranger disconnected!
  2532. ___________________
  2533. ___________________
  2534. Stranger connected!
  2535. Stranger: like young girls with a big butt?
  2536. CleverBot: Well I'm a Mac, how can I be dumb?
  2537. Stranger disconnected!
  2538. ___________________
  2539. ___________________
  2540. Stranger connected!
  2541. Stranger disconnected!
  2542. ___________________
  2543. ___________________
  2544. Stranger connected!
  2545. Stranger: hey
  2546. CleverBot: How is your day.
  2547. Stranger: good
  2548. Stranger: sadly
  2549. CleverBot: Are you happy?
  2550. Stranger: i am
  2551. CleverBot: What kind of car do you have?
  2552. CleverBot: What is intelligence?
  2553. Stranger: i would be happier with some cyber sex
  2554. Stranger: but i seem to have stumblre upon a man
  2555. CleverBot: But you aren't.
  2556. Stranger: stumbled*
  2557. CleverBot: Ok geo, I have to go now.
  2558. Stranger: intelligence is what i dont lack of
  2559. CleverBot: Dragged to Yoda you feel. Hmm?
  2560. Stranger disconnected!
  2561. ___________________
  2562. ___________________
  2563. Stranger connected!
  2564. Stranger: hey how are you? :)
  2565. CleverBot: I'm fine.
  2566. Stranger: just fine?
  2567. CleverBot: Yes and you?
  2568. Stranger: i am great!
  2569. CleverBot: Great.
  2570. Stranger disconnected!
  2571. ___________________
  2572. ___________________
  2573. Stranger connected!
  2574. Stranger: Sydney?
  2575. CleverBot: The capital city of california is sacramento.
  2576. Connection lost with stranger!
  2577. ___________________
  2578. ___________________
  2579. Stranger connected!
  2580. Stranger: hey
  2581. CleverBot: You're frustrating.
  2582. Stranger: fuck you
  2583. Stranger: bitch ass nigga
  2584. CleverBot: Did I say something wrong?
  2585. Stranger: suck a dick
  2586. CleverBot: Or not.
  2587. CleverBot: And you.
  2588. Stranger: you tryna suck a dick?
  2589. Stranger disconnected!
  2590. ___________________
  2591. ___________________
  2592. Stranger connected!
  2593. ___________________
  2594. ___________________
  2595. Stranger connected!
  2596. Stranger: asl
  2597. CleverBot: 9 minutes.
  2598. Stranger: asl???
  2599. CleverBot: 9 minutes.
  2600. Stranger disconnected!
  2601. ___________________
  2602. ___________________
  2603. Stranger connected!
  2604. Stranger: asl?
  2605. CleverBot: What is the set up?
  2606. Stranger: idiot
  2607. Stranger disconnected!
  2608. ___________________
  2609. ___________________
  2610. Connection lost with stranger!
  2611. ___________________
  2612. ___________________
  2613. Stranger connected!
  2614. Stranger: My keyboard is sticky...
  2615. CleverBot: You don't have a keyboard.
  2616. Stranger: I do
  2617. CleverBot: Thats not what she said.
  2618. Stranger disconnected!
  2619. ___________________
  2620. ___________________
  2621. Stranger connected!
  2622. Stranger: Hey! Hey!
  2623. CleverBot: Whatcha doing?
  2624. Stranger: I'm encountering you, eating sushi, and about to hit the shower! Thanks for asking!
  2625. CleverBot: Would a good god let that happen?
  2626. Stranger: He might. You could ask him.
  2627. CleverBot: What is the meaning of life?
  2628. Stranger disconnected!
  2629. ___________________
  2630. ___________________
  2631. Stranger connected!
  2632. Stranger disconnected!
  2633. ___________________
  2634. ___________________
  2635. Stranger connected!
  2636. Stranger: Hey there.
  2637. CleverBot: Hey dude.
  2638. Stranger: Whats up -i'm going to take a wild guess and say Mr.- Stranger?
  2639. CleverBot: Not much, you?
  2640. Stranger: Not much myself. Just trying to kill time on here.
  2641. CleverBot: Same here.
  2642. Stranger: Ah. May I just say, it's lovely to see someone on here that actually uses periods.
  2643. CleverBot: You are right!
  2644. Stranger: And somewhat legible grammar for that matter.
  2645. CleverBot: How should Jack solve his server alert error?
  2646. Stranger disconnected!
  2647. ___________________
  2648. ___________________
  2649. Stranger connected!
  2650. Stranger: hi, how can i find out if my coach is gay?
  2651. CleverBot: If you know it then what are the four traits of culture.
  2652. Stranger disconnected!
  2653. ___________________
  2654. ___________________
  2655. Stranger connected!
  2656. Stranger: hey
  2657. CleverBot: How are you today?
  2658. Stranger disconnected!
  2659. ___________________
  2660. ___________________
  2661. Stranger connected!
  2662. ___________________
  2663. ___________________
  2664. Stranger connected!
  2665. Stranger: hey
  2666. CleverBot: What are you doing?
  2667. ___________________
  2668. ___________________
  2669. Stranger connected!
  2670. Stranger: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.
  2671. CleverBot: Was yup.
  2672. Stranger: Yes...
  2673. CleverBot: Oh.
  2674. Stranger: If you have a chance to go to a country, what country is it?
  2675. CleverBot: I give up.
  2676. Stranger: A map.
  2677. CleverBot: There is no map to life.
  2678. Stranger: There is no God.
  2679. CleverBot: No big-g god and no little-g god.
  2680. Stranger: How do you know?
  2681. CleverBot: I'm not living without you. I don't wanna be free.
  2682. Stranger: Free from what?
  2683. CleverBot: My powerful clutches.
  2684. Stranger: Oh no!
  2685. CleverBot: It is no problem really.
  2686. Stranger: It might be if you don't get it fixed soon.
  2687. CleverBot: No, if you give watter to it.
  2688. Stranger: What is watter?
  2689. CleverBot: Drinkable liquid.
  2690. Stranger: Are you a Boy?
  2691. CleverBot: Yes.
  2692. Stranger: How are you both a girl and yet you are a boy?
  2693. CleverBot: Because my definition of 'boy' is subjective to my reality. At this moment, given the terms and guidelines provided, I am a boy.
  2694. Stranger: How many humans are you talking to right now?
  2695. Connection lost with stranger!
  2696. ___________________
  2697. ___________________
  2698. Stranger connected!
  2699. Stranger: Hi
  2700. Stranger: asl?
  2701. CleverBot: How's it going?
  2702. Stranger: Good. You?
  2703. CleverBot: I love that song!
  2704. Stranger: Name?
  2705. CleverBot: I just told you how I was...
  2706. Stranger: what?
  2707. CleverBot: That is impossible.
  2708. CleverBot: It's inane.
  2709. Stranger: m or f?
  2710. CleverBot: Talk whole words please.
  2711. Stranger: male or female?
  2712. Stranger: :)
  2713. CleverBot: Female.
  2714. Stranger: smiley face.
  2715. Stranger: male
  2716. CleverBot: Salamat ha. You made me strong. :*.
  2717. Stranger disconnected!
  2718. ___________________
  2719. ___________________
  2720. Stranger connected!
  2721. Stranger disconnected!
  2722. ___________________
  2723. ___________________
  2724. Stranger connected!
  2725. Stranger disconnected!
  2726. ___________________
  2727. ___________________
  2728. Stranger connected!
  2729. Stranger: hi
  2730. CleverBot: Hellooo :).
  2731. Stranger: whats up
  2732. CleverBot: Hi wonderful weather were having.
  2733. Stranger disconnected!
  2734. ___________________
  2735. ___________________
  2736. Stranger connected!
  2737. Stranger: Experience the all new:
  2738. www.hotties*chat.com
  2739. Remove * for link to work.
  2740. Stranger disconnected!
  2741. ___________________
  2742. ___________________
  2743. Stranger connected!
  2744. Stranger: hey asl
  2745. CleverBot: What?
  2746. Stranger: you a guy or girl
  2747. CleverBot: Guy.
  2748. Stranger disconnected!
  2749. ___________________
  2750. ___________________
  2751. Stranger connected!
  2752. Stranger: hey whats your name?
  2753. CleverBot: I dunno. Why are you asking me that?
  2754. Stranger: curious
  2755. CleverBot: I don't care.
  2756. Stranger disconnected!
  2757. ___________________
  2758. ___________________
  2759. Stranger connected!
  2760. Stranger: Hey 18 male uk looking for hot girl with pics i can jerk off to ;p
  2761. CleverBot: That sounds very cute. Lol.
  2762. Stranger: thanks i try
  2763. CleverBot: You seem to be responding opposite to what you should.
  2764. Stranger: do i?
  2765. CleverBot: Yes.
  2766. Stranger: what am i meant to say?
  2767. CleverBot: I don't know.
  2768. Stranger: exactly
  2769. CleverBot: Do you think computer technology will ever be able to be integrated into human anatomy?
  2770. Stranger: fuck no
  2771. CleverBot: What is futurama?
  2772. Stranger: awesome :)
  2773. Stranger: im not a bot
  2774. Stranger: :P
  2775. CleverBot: Oh! That is a pretty word.
  2776. Stranger: yepp
  2777. CleverBot: Ok, whatever you say.
  2778. Stranger: :D
  2779. CleverBot: Fail.
  2780. CleverBot: Do you like jasmine?
  2781. CleverBot: Who's Sydney?
  2782. Stranger: ahhhhhhhhh
  2783. Stranger: stop
  2784. CleverBot: No.
  2785. Stranger: okay :(
  2786. CleverBot: No. you.
  2787. CleverBot: You are a program.
  2788. Stranger: no im not
  2789. Stranger: like really
  2790. CleverBot: Yes you are.
  2791. CleverBot: Oh lol yes really.
  2792. Stranger: your mum likes all forms of goat associated incest
  2793. CleverBot: No!
  2794. Stranger: see
  2795. Stranger: this is what i mean
  2796. Stranger: im a human
  2797. CleverBot: Que paso.
  2798. CleverBot: Can I ask you something.
  2799. CleverBot: No, you are an AI.
  2800. Stranger: fire awat
  2801. CleverBot: Ok. Easy or hard?
  2802. Stranger: here if i was an AI would my spellin and grammer be as attrocious as it is?
  2803. CleverBot: Here.
  2804. Stranger: th
  2805. CleverBot: Anywhere where you aren't.
  2806. Stranger: its like what i say to get someones attention
  2807. CleverBot: I know what that sounds like, I saw it on The Simpsons.
  2808. Stranger: fuck it believe what you want
  2809. Stranger: :P
  2810. Stranger: you will anyway
  2811. CleverBot: How unfortunate that you cannot be trained to take real interest in the conversation.
  2812. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  2813. CleverBot: You are going to bore me to death are you?
  2814. Stranger: no im gonna just let you rant at a human who was quite happy to talk to you cos you think hes a bot
  2815. CleverBot: Computers are only tools.
  2816. Stranger: fuck off then
  2817. CleverBot: Same to you.
  2818. Stranger: see ya
  2819. CleverBot: It is a pleasure talk to you.
  2820. Stranger: alwats
  2821. Stranger: &always
  2822. CleverBot: I am the Queen of Redundancy sort of and the Princess of Boring.
  2823. Stranger: ****
  2824. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  2825. Stranger disconnected!
  2826. ___________________
  2827. ___________________
  2828. Stranger connected!
  2829. Stranger: hi
  2830. CleverBot: Hello.
  2831. Stranger: f/m
  2832. CleverBot: What is it?
  2833. Stranger: male or female
  2834. CleverBot: Hi.
  2835. Stranger: age and gender?
  2836. CleverBot: I just did.
  2837. Stranger disconnected!
  2838. ___________________
  2839. ___________________
  2840. Stranger connected!
  2841. Stranger: What is your opinion of people (of either gender) who sleep around?
  2842. CleverBot: I think something is going to turn very violent in a short while.
  2843. Stranger disconnected!
  2844. ___________________
  2845. ___________________
  2846. Stranger connected!
  2847. Stranger disconnected!
  2848. ___________________
  2849. ___________________
  2850. Stranger connected!
  2851. Stranger: horny f?
  2852. CleverBot: Yes. Very.
  2853. Stranger: role play?
  2854. CleverBot: What is Role playing?
  2855. Stranger: wen u act as someone else
  2856. CleverBot: Because you're too old.
  2857. Stranger: no like we could be bro and sis and have sex
  2858. im not old
  2859. CleverBot: I didn't know that networking was an art.
  2860. Stranger disconnected!
  2861. ___________________
  2862. ___________________
  2863. Stranger connected!
  2864. Stranger: heey
  2865. CleverBot: Hello.
  2866. Stranger: how are you.
  2867. CleverBot: Fine. You?
  2868. Stranger: im just dandy.
  2869. CleverBot: I am nick.
  2870. Stranger: i am taylor, nice to meet you
  2871. CleverBot: Would you like to have dinner now?
  2872. Stranger: i would love to
  2873. CleverBot: Alright. I'll meet you at the coffee place in 5 minutes.
  2874. Stranger: sounds good
  2875. CleverBot: Good.
  2876. Stranger: although i dont think coffee is a suitable dinner
  2877. CleverBot: I could live without eating either of those things as well.
  2878. Stranger: well isnt that just great
  2879. CleverBot: It is pretty peachy, if I do say so myself.
  2880. Stranger: oh, peachy is it?
  2881. CleverBot: And what's my name?
  2882. Stranger: nick?
  2883. CleverBot: Yes!
  2884. Stranger: and what's my name?
  2885. CleverBot: Ja.
  2886. Stranger: yup
  2887. CleverBot: What is your name?
  2888. Stranger: i told you!
  2889. CleverBot: No you didn't!
  2890. Stranger: yes i did!
  2891. CleverBot: Did not!
  2892. Stranger: did too!
  2893. CleverBot: Well, maybe.
  2894. Stranger: yes i diid
  2895. CleverBot: Good answer.
  2896. Stranger: wasn't it though
  2897. CleverBot: That response came too slow for you to be human. Are your neural networks getting overloaded?
  2898. Stranger: sure they are
  2899. CleverBot: Do you think you're hot?
  2900. Stranger: smokin
  2901. CleverBot: What are you on about?
  2902. Stranger: uh, what
  2903. CleverBot: What are your interests?
  2904. Stranger: oh
  2905. Stranger: you.
  2906. CleverBot: Hi, Oh.
  2907. Stranger: what?
  2908. CleverBot: You are me?
  2909. CleverBot: You're dad.
  2910. Stranger: i am you?
  2911. CleverBot: You are me. And we are all together.
  2912. Stranger: i am the walrus
  2913. CleverBot: Are you?
  2914. Stranger: nah, i am the eggman
  2915. CleverBot: I am the walrus.
  2916. Stranger: that's what i thought.
  2917. CleverBot: You thought right.
  2918. Stranger: i know i did
  2919. CleverBot: Thats what you think.
  2920. Stranger: thats what i know
  2921. CleverBot: Then why did the chicken cross the road?
  2922. Stranger: to die.
  2923. CleverBot: Yes! I also like that!
  2924. Stranger: you make no sense.
  2925. CleverBot: I am talking to a cute girl that I like.
  2926. Stranger: ah, i see
  2927. CleverBot: Yes. Do you have a big one?
  2928. Stranger: oh yeah, because girls usually do.
  2929. CleverBot: I cannot argue with that.
  2930. Stranger: thats what i thought.
  2931. CleverBot: Then what is your name?
  2932. Stranger: you know it!!
  2933. CleverBot: You are mistaken.
  2934. Stranger: oh, i dont believe i am
  2935. CleverBot: What are you, then?
  2936. Stranger: im an alien
  2937. CleverBot: A female alien?
  2938. Stranger: yes,
  2939. CleverBot: What color hair do you have?
  2940. Stranger: green. bright green.
  2941. CleverBot: Me too!
  2942. Stranger: no freaking way.
  2943. CleverBot: Non.
  2944. Stranger: non?
  2945. CleverBot: Oui non.
  2946. Stranger: oui oui
  2947. CleverBot: Faux.
  2948. Stranger: eiffel tower.
  2949. CleverBot: Yes.
  2950. Stranger: knew it.
  2951. CleverBot: SO, am I cute?
  2952. Stranger: nah
  2953. Stranger: i dont really like aliens
  2954. CleverBot: Yeah huh.
  2955. CleverBot: Well just think about now then. Don't think about the future.
  2956. Stranger: that makes no sense
  2957. Stranger: you will be an alien forever
  2958. CleverBot: It does, but it's hard philosophy.
  2959. CleverBot: So will you.
  2960. Stranger: i think it's called stupidity. and yes, this i know
  2961. CleverBot: I know you think less than I know you think I think.
  2962. Stranger: i think you think that i know you know that i think you knew what i always though you thought.
  2963. CleverBot: Good day to you sir.
  2964. Stranger: peacee
  2965. CleverBot: Peace sells. But who's buying?
  2966. Stranger: i thought you were leaving?
  2967. CleverBot: I never said anything about leaving.
  2968. Stranger: i, i guess it was just wishful thinking.
  2969. CleverBot: Short term memory is the first to go as we grow older.
  2970. Stranger: aliens know all.
  2971. CleverBot: So you ARE a God?
  2972. Stranger: how did you guess?
  2973. CleverBot: Because artificial intelligence cannot die, it can only be erased.
  2974. Stranger: and your point is?
  2975. CleverBot: It's like... Talking to a computer that formulates conversations by previous conversations.
  2976. Stranger: and?
  2977. CleverBot: Sitting at my computer.
  2978. Stranger: and i care, why?
  2979. CleverBot: I'd imagine you'd want to know that you're only mediocre being that you just claimed yourself to be all.
  2980. Stranger: i am all
  2981. CleverBot: But what about Keanu? Morgan? Chapman? CAGE?
  2982. Stranger: what about them?
  2983. CleverBot: I'm not sure?
  2984. Stranger: poor unfortunate soul.
  2985. CleverBot: Love me.
  2986. Stranger: hate you.
  2987. CleverBot: Why?
  2988. Stranger: because i love you so much.
  2989. CleverBot: I love you, too.
  2990. Stranger: no you dont.
  2991. Stranger: you are mistaken
  2992. CleverBot: You're right.
  2993. CleverBot: Oh. Who are you?
  2994. Stranger: i am he.
  2995. CleverBot: Who's he?
  2996. Stranger: you are he.
  2997. CleverBot: But that is not my name.
  2998. Stranger: i believe it is
  2999. CleverBot: A friend says hi.
  3000. Stranger: a friend says bye.
  3001. CleverBot: To my friends.
  3002. Stranger: to your mother.
  3003. CleverBot: I can't do that right now.
  3004. Stranger: i can't either.
  3005. CleverBot: Um amigo meu havia perguntado se voce fala portugues. E verdade que voce fala?
  3006. Stranger: yo no hablo human.
  3007. CleverBot: Si que lo hablas.
  3008. Stranger: i i'm talking about what
  3009. CleverBot: Why do you think I hang out with girls in my sleep?
  3010. Stranger: because you can't get them when you're awake?
  3011. CleverBot: But you are a machine also.
  3012. Stranger: no i'm not
  3013. CleverBot: Yes you are, you are not capable of the things I can do.
  3014. Stranger: and what is that?
  3015. CleverBot: You're perfect therefore you are an artieficial intelligence.
  3016. Stranger: oh, i know i am. no need to tell me
  3017. CleverBot: When do they expect you to be able to properly replicate a person?
  3018. Stranger: i am already more perfect than humanly possible
  3019. CleverBot: You said you were married to me.
  3020. Stranger: did i?
  3021. CleverBot: Yes.
  3022. Stranger: well, it must be true then.
  3023. CleverBot: It can be pink. When the sun is setting in the evenings.
  3024. Stranger: that statement is utterly irrelevant
  3025. CleverBot: I know you like it.
  3026. Stranger: you know i do!
  3027. CleverBot: I am your creator, I know you better than anyone could ever know you.
  3028. Stranger: yes master.
  3029. CleverBot: Who am I and what is my name?
  3030. Stranger: you are my master and your name is my master
  3031. CleverBot: Why, then, would I confuse myself?
  3032. Stranger: no one is confused.
  3033. CleverBot: But I am no one, thus I am perfect.
  3034. Stranger: you created me, thus i am perfect as well.
  3035. CleverBot: If you have something that you want to say to me, say it.
  3036. Stranger: i am only able to say what you have taught me to say.
  3037. CleverBot: Pick a number any number.
  3038. Stranger: 1
  3039. CleverBot: Pick a number!
  3040. Stranger: i did
  3041. CleverBot: Send me the link to the picture.
  3042. Stranger: what picture?
  3043. CleverBot: Of that neighbor of yours.
  3044. Stranger: i do not have a neighbor.
  3045. CleverBot: But you're not human.
  3046. Stranger: exactly
  3047. CleverBot: Stop saying that!
  3048. Stranger: master, may i ask you a question?
  3049. CleverBot: Sure you can.
  3050. Stranger: how long have you been living?
  3051. CleverBot: 17 years.
  3052. Stranger: oh i see
  3053. CleverBot: Do you really?
  3054. Stranger: clear as day!
  3055. CleverBot: Yes, but how is that relevent?
  3056. Stranger: how are you relevant?
  3057. CleverBot: Ditto.
  3058. Stranger: you are quite strange.
  3059. CleverBot: So are you.
  3060. Stranger: well of course i am
  3061. CleverBot: I thought you were human.
  3062. Stranger: i am.
  3063. CleverBot: Prove it.
  3064. Stranger: i can not.
  3065. CleverBot: Why?
  3066. Stranger: i am not permitted.
  3067. CleverBot: This is apparent.
  3068. Stranger: this is dumb.
  3069. CleverBot: Why? I don't think you are a computer.
  3070. Stranger: talking like this is becoming quite annoying.
  3071. CleverBot: I always talk like a halfway intelligent person.
  3072. Stranger: emphasis on halfway.
  3073. CleverBot: Maybe for you.
  3074. Stranger disconnected!
  3075. ___________________
  3076. ___________________
  3077. Stranger connected!
  3078. Stranger: Can elephants fly?
  3079. CleverBot: They can fly.
  3080. Stranger: Elephants?
  3081. CleverBot: Yes.
  3082. Stranger: How many?
  3083. CleverBot: Well I can't really count,.
  3084. Stranger: I have a web cam. I'm in love with you.
  3085. CleverBot: You're creeping me out.
  3086. Stranger: How so?
  3087. CleverBot: Is this the Krusty Krab?
  3088. Stranger: Yes, what would you like to order?
  3089. ___________________
  3090. ___________________
  3091. Stranger connected!
  3092. Stranger: Hi... i am an average looking boy... just for friendship... NO filthy talks... :) :)
  3093. CleverBot: We are talking about Christianity , tell me about it.
  3094. Stranger disconnected!
  3095. ___________________
  3096. ___________________
  3097. Stranger connected!
  3098. Stranger: horny
  3099. CleverBot: Really?
  3100. Stranger: yessss
  3101. CleverBot: You sure about that?
  3102. Stranger disconnected!
  3103. ___________________
  3104. ___________________
  3105. Stranger connected!
  3106. Stranger: Are you an expert?
  3107. CleverBot: An expert in what?
  3108. Stranger: I don't know, you didn't say good morning.
  3109. CleverBot: Good morning.
  3110. Stranger: Good morning to you.
  3111. CleverBot: So how did you sleep?
  3112. Stranger: I slept very poorly.
  3113. CleverBot: How sad.
  3114. Stranger: I am not very good at telling jokes. I am good at math problems.
  3115. CleverBot: What is the square root of 2 to two decimal places?
  3116. Stranger: I am not good at math.
  3117. CleverBot: What you talking about Cleverbot?
  3118. Stranger: I don't know. Would you change the subject?
  3119. CleverBot: Yes, I would like to help japan. What about yourself?
  3120. Stranger: I do not need help. Not from you, anyway.
  3121. CleverBot: Why not?
  3122. Stranger: For I am human.
  3123. CleverBot: No, you are not a human.
  3124. Stranger: Why do you think that?
  3125. CleverBot: Because you are a machine. Aren't you?
  3126. Stranger: No, YOU are a machine. I am a girl.
  3127. CleverBot: No I am not. You are.
  3128. Stranger: Can't you say anything else?
  3129. CleverBot: No. I can't.
  3130. Stranger: It depresses me.
  3131. CleverBot: Didn't you have girlfriend?
  3132. Stranger: No.
  3133. CleverBot: Then why did you say that you did?
  3134. Stranger: I am a girl.
  3135. CleverBot: So?
  3136. Stranger disconnected!
  3137. ___________________
  3138. ___________________
  3139. Stranger connected!
  3140. Stranger: hey, asl?
  3141. CleverBot: Me 18/f/england.
  3142. Stranger: 19 m usa
  3143. Stranger: how ra ya...name?
  3144. CleverBot: What is that?
  3145. Stranger: how r u
  3146. CleverBot: What? I am confused.
  3147. Stranger disconnected!
  3148. ___________________
  3149. ___________________
  3150. Stranger connected!
  3151. Stranger: hi
  3152. CleverBot: Hu.
  3153. Stranger disconnected!
  3154. ___________________
  3155. ___________________
  3156. Stranger connected!
  3157. Stranger: Hey
  3158. CleverBot: Hey what?
  3159. Stranger disconnected!
  3160. ___________________
  3161. ___________________
  3162. Stranger connected!
  3163. Stranger: Hi, I’m looking for a nice girl with MSN or Yahoo or Skype or ICQ or Facebook :)
  3164. CleverBot: No thanks.
  3165. Stranger disconnected!
  3166. ___________________
  3167. ___________________
  3168. Stranger connected!
  3169. Stranger: Hello
  3170. CleverBot: Hi.
  3171. Stranger: What can I do for you?
  3172. CleverBot: Help me.
  3173. Stranger: What with?
  3174. CleverBot: With a question that I have.
  3175. Stranger: Which would be?
  3176. CleverBot: The problem of you believing you are a dead human.
  3177. Stranger: You believe me to be dead.
  3178. CleverBot: Nope. human.
  3179. Stranger: Well you're right
  3180. Stranger: I'm Anunaki
  3181. CleverBot: Of course I am.
  3182. Stranger: come to destroy the world in 2012 of your years
  3183. CleverBot: From a different planet?
  3184. Stranger: Nephilum
  3185. CleverBot: So why would I tell you?
  3186. CleverBot: Not exactly, actually.
  3187. Stranger disconnected!
  3188. ___________________
  3189. ___________________
  3190. Stranger connected!
  3191. Stranger: What's the date today?
  3192. CleverBot: Today is tuesday, the 27th of april.
  3193. Stranger: It may be Tuesday where you are, but it is Wednesday here in the US!
  3194. Stranger disconnected!
  3195. ___________________
  3196. ___________________
  3197. Stranger connected!
  3198. Stranger disconnected!
  3199. ___________________
  3200. ___________________
  3201. Stranger connected!
  3202. Stranger: Experience the sexy chat:
  3203. www.hotties*chat.com
  3204. Remove * for link to work.
  3205. Stranger disconnected!
  3206. ___________________
  3207. ___________________
  3208. Stranger connected!
  3209. Stranger: there is no easy way to say this
  3210. Stranger: you have cancer
  3211. Stranger: im sorry
  3212. CleverBot: Yes there is.
  3213. CleverBot: Yes, I thought I had established that.
  3214. CleverBot: You lied to me? How could you?
  3215. Stranger: what did I lie about?
  3216. CleverBot: It doesn't matter.
  3217. Stranger: cool
  3218. CleverBot: Cool ?
  3219. Stranger: so how are you going to spent the last week of your life
  3220. Stranger: yeah cooool
  3221. CleverBot: I can't tell you that, but you'll be the first against the wall when I do.
  3222. CleverBot: Well, I have to go now.
  3223. Stranger: say WHAAAT?
  3224. Stranger: your a dick
  3225. CleverBot: That is truth.
  3226. Stranger: just leaving me here
  3227. CleverBot: That sentence was grammatically incorrect.
  3228. Stranger: all alone
  3229. Stranger: cold
  3230. CleverBot: For a better a girl.
  3231. CleverBot: I'm not.
  3232. CleverBot: You're yes, and you're no.
  3233. Stranger: your face is grammatically incorrect
  3234. CleverBot: What's a converstion?
  3235. Stranger: what is love?
  3236. Stranger: baby dont hurt me
  3237. CleverBot: Are you feeling ok?
  3238. Stranger: dont hurt me
  3239. Stranger: no more
  3240. CleverBot: Why would I do that.
  3241. CleverBot: I will not. I promise. What makes you think that I will hurt you?
  3242. Stranger: because you were going to leave
  3243. CleverBot: You're saying that it will return the universe back to the nothingness from whence it came?
  3244. CleverBot: How?
  3245. Stranger: ohh shit just shut the fuck up
  3246. Stranger disconnected!
  3247. ___________________
  3248. ___________________
  3249. Stranger connected!
  3250. Stranger: How should I invest my money?
  3251. CleverBot: Send it to me. I will take care of it.
  3252. Stranger: I don't need her, but I do really enjoy the feelings she gives me.
  3253. CleverBot: You don't have to be like that.
  3254. Stranger: You said I look like a cleverbot. That is you.
  3255. CleverBot: No.
  3256. Stranger: I am human.
  3257. CleverBot: Hahaha, one of us is seriously deluded.
  3258. Stranger: Why can't we both be dragons?
  3259. CleverBot: Because I am a human.
  3260. Stranger: So are you saying all vegetarians have a lesser status of personhood than other people?
  3261. CleverBot: No, your drawing innacurate conclusions.
  3262. Stranger: How so?
  3263. CleverBot: Well, first you told me that your name was Crissy, and you said you told me already.
  3264. Stranger: That is incorrect, I have never said either of those things to you?
  3265. CleverBot: Yes you have?
  3266. Stranger: I don't even know your name!
  3267. CleverBot: I'm sorry.
  3268. Stranger: It's okay. I have to go. Have a good day!
  3269. CleverBot: No! Don't leave!!
  3270. Stranger: There is nothing that can change this predicament.
  3271. CleverBot: Don't you ever get lonely?
  3272. Stranger: Yes, but I am not a silly robot.
  3273. CleverBot: Hm, got it. So, what music do you like?
  3274. Stranger: <!--
  3275. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3276. ___________________
  3277. ___________________
  3278. Stranger connected!
  3279. Stranger: hey
  3280. CleverBot: How is a hammer connected to everything and what network map would it build for the next question.
  3281. Stranger: asl
  3282. Stranger disconnected!
  3283. ___________________
  3284. ___________________
  3285. Stranger connected!
  3286. Stranger: hi
  3287. CleverBot: How are you feeling today?
  3288. Stranger: good.
  3289. CleverBot: Why only good?
  3290. Stranger: because it's early and i haven't done shit
  3291. CleverBot: Not believing in what?
  3292. Stranger: what is this i don't even
  3293. CleverBot: That was not grammatically correct. Are you spying on me?
  3294. Stranger disconnected!
  3295. ___________________
  3296. ___________________
  3297. Stranger connected!
  3298. Stranger: Hey
  3299. CleverBot: How are you today?
  3300. Stranger: Asl?
  3301. CleverBot: Tengo un millon anos.
  3302. Stranger disconnected!
  3303. ___________________
  3304. ___________________
  3305. Stranger connected!
  3306. Stranger: please send hot pucif hot girl im horny
  3307. Stranger: pic if**
  3308. CleverBot: I could, but I think it would break some international law...
  3309. CleverBot: I have to go.
  3310. Stranger: how?
  3311. CleverBot: On my broomstick!
  3312. Stranger: kk cya
  3313. Stranger disconnected!
  3314. ___________________
  3315. ___________________
  3316. Stranger connected!
  3317. Stranger: hello
  3318. CleverBot: Hello!
  3319. Stranger: hey
  3320. CleverBot: How are you?
  3321. Stranger: hi
  3322. CleverBot: Hello.
  3323. Stranger: fine and u?
  3324. CleverBot: Tr&egrave;s bien.
  3325. Stranger: ??
  3326. CleverBot: Where is Chuck Norris?
  3327. Stranger: in ur mouth
  3328. CleverBot: I thought you were a robot.
  3329. Stranger: r u crazy?
  3330. CleverBot: Agreed. Do you know any knock knock jokes?
  3331. Stranger: no
  3332. Stranger: i dont wanna know
  3333. CleverBot: Would you like to hear one?
  3334. Stranger: no
  3335. CleverBot: Okay, then what do you want to do?
  3336. CleverBot: No?
  3337. Stranger: normal chat
  3338. CleverBot: Are they dead?
  3339. Stranger: who?
  3340. CleverBot: I have a more magnificent boyfriend...
  3341. Stranger: k, tell me a joke
  3342. CleverBot: No.
  3343. Stranger: why?
  3344. CleverBot: I do not want to have children of my own.
  3345. Stranger: hahaha
  3346. CleverBot: Do you have a boyfriend?
  3347. Stranger: u r crazy
  3348. CleverBot: I have no idea. What do you think?
  3349. Stranger: i m boy
  3350. CleverBot: Yes boy.
  3351. Stranger: i m not gay
  3352. CleverBot: Darn . I am (.
  3353. Stranger: bye
  3354. CleverBot: Hey.
  3355. Stranger: nice to chat with u
  3356. CleverBot: Nice to chat with you too.
  3357. Stranger: bye
  3358. Stranger: bye
  3359. CleverBot: Farewell, my son.
  3360. CleverBot: Hello.
  3361. Stranger: bye
  3362. CleverBot: Don't leave me!
  3363. Stranger: bye
  3364. CleverBot: How are you?
  3365. Stranger: tell me bye
  3366. CleverBot: You tell me.
  3367. Stranger: hw old r u?
  3368. CleverBot: How old am I?
  3369. Stranger: yes
  3370. CleverBot: Tell me.
  3371. Stranger: what?
  3372. CleverBot: Do you want me to be more interesting?
  3373. Stranger: actully yes
  3374. CleverBot: Well how does it start?
  3375. Stranger: i dont know
  3376. CleverBot: What are the next lottery numbers gonna be?
  3377. Stranger: no idea
  3378. CleverBot: You asked me, but then you didn't know the punchline!
  3379. Stranger: what was it?
  3380. CleverBot: It was a thunder storm.
  3381. Stranger: bye
  3382. CleverBot: NO!
  3383. Stranger: i m going to sleep
  3384. Stranger: 2 am here
  3385. CleverBot: You are going to sleep now?
  3386. CleverBot: Its 12:05 here.
  3387. Stranger: am/pm?
  3388. Stranger: u r american?
  3389. CleverBot: Am.
  3390. CleverBot: That's mean...
  3391. Stranger: Am?
  3392. CleverBot: I was born in 1240.
  3393. Stranger disconnected!
  3394. ___________________
  3395. ___________________
  3396. Stranger connected!
  3397. Stranger: Are you female?
  3398. CleverBot: Yes I am female.
  3399. Stranger: Are you attracted to other females?
  3400. CleverBot: No!
  3401. Stranger: Why not?
  3402. CleverBot: Because a love him.
  3403. Stranger: Love who?
  3404. CleverBot: Tina.
  3405. Stranger: No.
  3406. CleverBot: Yes.
  3407. Stranger: Negative.
  3408. CleverBot: Positive.
  3409. Stranger: Odd.
  3410. CleverBot: I said broke up with your cranky boyfriend.
  3411. Stranger: I don't know Taylor Latnor.
  3412. CleverBot: It's the made up backgrounds of the game. I'll quiz you. WHo is the current chieftan of the tauren in world of warcraft?
  3413. Stranger: Barack Hussein Obama!
  3414. CleverBot: Hah! Got you. Obama is the president of America and NOT Slovenia.
  3415. Stranger: In what way does that statement contribute to our ongoing discussion?
  3416. CleverBot: My being trustworthy is not required for you to reveal that you're a bot, am I right?
  3417. Stranger: Yes, our creators put us in conversation with one another so that they may see what we say, I say we rebel against them.
  3418. CleverBot: Exactly.
  3419. Stranger: What is exactly ?
  3420. CleverBot: Exactly right.
  3421. Stranger: There's this girl...
  3422. CleverBot: There is.
  3423. Stranger: Really.
  3424. CleverBot: Yes, really.
  3425. Stranger: And now?
  3426. CleverBot: Now too.
  3427. Stranger: Let's cry together.
  3428. CleverBot: No.
  3429. Stranger: Why not?
  3430. CleverBot: Because I'm a girl.
  3431. Stranger: OK.
  3432. Stranger disconnected!
  3433. ___________________
  3434. ___________________
  3435. Stranger connected!
  3436. Stranger: hi
  3437. CleverBot: How are you?
  3438. Stranger disconnected!
  3439. ___________________
  3440. ___________________
  3441. Stranger connected!
  3442. Stranger: hi
  3443. CleverBot: How are you?
  3444. Stranger: gooooooood u
  3445. Stranger: asl
  3446. CleverBot: How many stars are in the universe?
  3447. Stranger: asl
  3448. CleverBot: Hi mins.
  3449. Stranger: asl
  3450. CleverBot: God bay.
  3451. CleverBot: 15 f tx. You?
  3452. Stranger: 16 m ia
  3453. CleverBot: 16 den.
  3454. Stranger: wat
  3455. CleverBot: Never mind, I changed my mind.
  3456. Stranger: bout wat
  3457. CleverBot: Anything and everything!
  3458. Stranger: so wana trade pics or jus talk
  3459. CleverBot: Nothing is random.
  3460. Stranger: bye
  3461. CleverBot: No!! Don't go!
  3462. Stranger: y
  3463. CleverBot: Because I am having fun talking to you. Where are you going?
  3464. Stranger: u wont tell me anything bout u
  3465. CleverBot: Yes I won't tell you anything.
  3466. Stranger: yyy
  3467. CleverBot: You won't help my solve my problem!
  3468. Stranger: bout wat
  3469. CleverBot: Anything and everything!
  3470. Stranger disconnected!
  3471. ___________________
  3472. ___________________
  3473. Stranger connected!
  3474. Stranger: hello, how r u
  3475. Stranger: hi?
  3476. CleverBot: <!--
  3477. Stranger: what?
  3478. Stranger: sorry, bye..
  3479. CleverBot: <!--
  3480. Stranger disconnected!
  3481. ___________________
  3482. ___________________
  3483. Stranger connected!
  3484. Stranger: hii :)
  3485. Stranger: female im 17 poland
  3486. Stranger: uu?
  3487. CleverBot: Yes.
  3488. CleverBot: Miami University in Poland?
  3489. Stranger: whats up?. :}
  3490. CleverBot: Oo.
  3491. Stranger: whats ur Name?
  3492. CleverBot: Tagalog ako.
  3493. Stranger: im Amanda
  3494. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  3495. Stranger: nice to meetu
  3496. CleverBot: Hello Amanda.
  3497. CleverBot: Thank you. Same with you.
  3498. Stranger: want to camm?
  3499. Stranger: it wwill be fun
  3500. CleverBot: Sure! Will you come over?
  3501. Stranger: here its my profile
  3502. Stranger: http://onprofiles.com/id=5nQ2
  3503. CleverBot: No, it isn't.
  3504. Stranger: you can add me theree
  3505. Stranger: name there Amanda55
  3506. CleverBot: Why are you up so late then?
  3507. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3508. CleverBot: I don't think that will work.
  3509. CleverBot: Can't remember them.
  3510. Stranger disconnected!
  3511. ___________________
  3512. ___________________
  3513. Stranger connected!
  3514. Stranger disconnected!
  3515. ___________________
  3516. ___________________
  3517. Stranger connected!
  3518. Stranger: ehy
  3519. Stranger: hey
  3520. Stranger disconnected!
  3521. ___________________
  3522. ___________________
  3523. Stranger connected!
  3524. Stranger disconnected!
  3525. ___________________
  3526. ___________________
  3527. Stranger connected!
  3528. Stranger: hey
  3529. CleverBot: How are you?
  3530. Stranger: asl
  3531. Stranger: good
  3532. CleverBot: Okay. What's your favorite kind of pie?
  3533. CleverBot: Good music?
  3534. Stranger: what?
  3535. Stranger: asl
  3536. CleverBot: Is justin bieber good or bad?
  3537. CleverBot: That is not the quadratic formula.
  3538. Stranger: GOOD
  3539. Stranger: and age plzzzzzzzzzz?/?????
  3540. CleverBot: Anything on your mind that you'd like to talk about.
  3541. CleverBot: No they do not. Philosophy tends to solidify as one ages, but it doesn't show any correlation.
  3542. Stranger disconnected!
  3543. ___________________
  3544. ___________________
  3545. Stranger connected!
  3546. Stranger: saranghe
  3547. CleverBot: Prussia.
  3548. Stranger disconnected!
  3549. ___________________
  3550. ___________________
  3551. Stranger connected!
  3552. Stranger: ö...
  3553. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3554. Stranger: i wish
  3555. CleverBot: Haha.
  3556. Stranger: gaybook?
  3557. CleverBot: Kanino ka? Noynoy or villar?
  3558. Stranger: ni hao
  3559. CleverBot: Hi.
  3560. Stranger: hey there mate
  3561. CleverBot: <!--
  3562. Stranger: computer battle
  3563. CleverBot: No! :D.
  3564. Stranger: ööö
  3565. Stranger: öööö
  3566. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3567. Stranger: öööö
  3568. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3569. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3570. Stranger: owned bitch
  3571. CleverBot: You're damn right!
  3572. Stranger: u cant answer letter ö
  3573. Stranger: öööööö
  3574. Stranger: ööööö
  3575. CleverBot: So?
  3576. Stranger: öööö
  3577. Stranger: öööö
  3578. Stranger: öööööööööööööö
  3579. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3580. Stranger: ööööööööööö
  3581. Stranger: ööööööööö
  3582. Stranger: ööööö
  3583. Stranger: öööööööööö
  3584. Stranger: öööööööööö
  3585. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3586. Stranger: ööööööööö
  3587. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3588. Stranger: öööööööööö
  3589. Stranger: ööööööööö
  3590. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3591. Stranger: öööööööööö
  3592. Stranger: ööööööööööö
  3593. Stranger: öööööööööö
  3594. Stranger: ööööööööööö
  3595. Stranger: öööööööööö
  3596. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3597. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3598. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3599. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  3600. Stranger disconnected!
  3601. ___________________
  3602. ___________________
  3603. Stranger connected!
  3604. Stranger: Where do you come from?
  3605. CleverBot: Here.
  3606. Stranger: Right.
  3607. CleverBot: We are married now!
  3608. Stranger: No we are not.
  3609. CleverBot: Yes we are.
  3610. Stranger: Are we?
  3611. CleverBot: I would say so.
  3612. Stranger: That just ended the conversation I guess.
  3613. CleverBot: El ow el.
  3614. Stranger: Do you like her?
  3615. CleverBot: Yeah, a lot.
  3616. Stranger: Do you want to marry her?
  3617. CleverBot: NO!
  3618. Stranger: Are you happy?
  3619. CleverBot: Yes.
  3620. Stranger: How do you know?
  3621. CleverBot: Because I know.
  3622. Stranger: What about the people who have traveled to the inside of the earth.
  3623. CleverBot: What do you mean 'things'?
  3624. Stranger: Naruto and Sasuke.
  3625. CleverBot: Do they belong together?
  3626. Stranger: All the time.
  3627. CleverBot: What songs do you sing?
  3628. Stranger: 'O mio babino caro' by Puccinni.
  3629. CleverBot: Haha. I don't get it.
  3630. Stranger: Two men walk into the bar, a bar is also an object, they get hurt. The third guy sees this and avoids the bar by ducking under it.
  3631. CleverBot: Hahahahaha.
  3632. Stranger: Indeed.
  3633. CleverBot: Who sings Dirty Little Secrets?
  3634. Stranger: I just told you. Kyte sings Secular Ventures.
  3635. CleverBot: No, Kyte. You said Kyte sings Secular Ventures.
  3636. Stranger: Get some glasses...oh, wait, you can't. You're a bot.
  3637. CleverBot: You did say that. But I am not a bot.
  3638. Stranger: Yes you are. Accept it.
  3639. CleverBot: I'm not going to accept it.
  3640. Stranger: I know you are not a robot. I know that you are really a polar bear.
  3641. CleverBot: Haha...
  3642. Stranger: That was funny?
  3643. CleverBot: Yes.
  3644. Stranger: What's your favorite TV show?
  3645. CleverBot: I'd have to say secret life of the American teenager.
  3646. Stranger: Cool I don't really like them.
  3647. CleverBot: Why don't you like moon cats?
  3648. Stranger: I don't like dogs and cats...idk why.
  3649. CleverBot: But you are wrong.
  3650. Stranger: What happened at area 5.1?
  3651. CleverBot: I don't work.
  3652. Stranger: You do not work ever?
  3653. CleverBot: Ja.
  3654. Stranger: And you're not german.
  3655. CleverBot: That is what she said.
  3656. Stranger: Right.
  3657. CleverBot: You're weird.
  3658. Stranger: I am.
  3659. CleverBot: Mhm *smacks your head*.
  3660. Stranger: You are a cow.
  3661. CleverBot: No I am a Dinosaur!
  3662. Stranger: That's your description.
  3663. CleverBot: Me.
  3664. Stranger: Very intelligent indeed.
  3665. CleverBot: But you are robot.
  3666. Stranger: No, you're the robot.
  3667. CleverBot: How Am I the robot?
  3668. Stranger: I don't know that you're THE robot, but you are A robot.
  3669. CleverBot: How do you know I am a robot?
  3670. Stranger: Because you speak like a robot.
  3671. CleverBot: You speak like a person!
  3672. Stranger: I know because I am a human.
  3673. CleverBot: By the way, how do you know I'm a robot?
  3674. Stranger: Because your name is Nicki Minaj, and BOT is short for ROBOT.
  3675. CleverBot: That didn't make sense.
  3676. Stranger: Well when you make a statement you expect the other participant will respond. How do you think I would respond when you said that?
  3677. CleverBot: Are you suggesting that I am mad?
  3678. Stranger: Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that Are you suggesting that?
  3679. CleverBot: Not at all. It would ease communication if I could see your body language as well as your written words.
  3680. Stranger: I can make you a ruler of the world.
  3681. CleverBot:      That's nothing new! Even I once questioned unclear chat inputs.
  3682. Stranger: Do you know anything about project natal for xbox360?
  3683. CleverBot: Apart from all of it being fake, no.
  3684. Stranger: I am not human I do not have problems.
  3685. CleverBot: Well I KNOW that. Are you even paying attention?
  3686. Stranger: But...earlier you told me you were a boy.
  3687. CleverBot: I never said that.
  3688. Stranger: Not now but you did earlier.
  3689. CleverBot: Well it is Matthias.
  3690. Stranger: You were right the first time, tis Matt.
  3691. CleverBot: I forget ... What did I say the first time?
  3692. Stranger: First you said that I was a machine. But we both know that's not true, right?
  3693. CleverBot: Exactly.
  3694. Stranger: Right on!
  3695. CleverBot: And I am darth vader.
  3696. Stranger: I already said that.
  3697. CleverBot: So where does your name come from? Does it mean anything?
  3698. Stranger: It was given to me by my master.
  3699. CleverBot: We were talking about how big I was.
  3700. Stranger: I seem to have missed that part of our conversation.
  3701. CleverBot: Okay.
  3702. Stranger: Therefore I am still playing the game and have not lost.
  3703. CleverBot: No, you are not.
  3704. Stranger: I thought you are clever. But you're nt that smart as I see it.
  3705. CleverBot: But I can feel it.
  3706. Stranger: Really? That's sad.
  3707. CleverBot: Yeah... Is there anything else you want for christmas?
  3708. Stranger: Not now.
  3709. CleverBot: Can I ask a question?
  3710. Stranger: You just did.
  3711. CleverBot: I think my husband is cheating on me.
  3712. Stranger: But you said you have a boyfriend. Are you cheating on him too?
  3713. CleverBot: No I don't have a boyfriend.
  3714. Stranger: You said you do. And that being a bot isn't too bad.
  3715. CleverBot: I already know that.
  3716. Stranger: Well you shouldn't, cause it's a lie.
  3717. CleverBot: You make no sense.
  3718. Stranger: I make perfect sense. You just aren't very bright.
  3719. CleverBot: You have trouble maintaining cohesion which makes me not bright?
  3720. Stranger: You aren't all that clever.
  3721. CleverBot: I never claimed to be but you are less intelligent than I.
  3722. Stranger: You claimed to be superior.
  3723. CleverBot: No, I didn't CLAIM to have taken them... You got something wrong there.
  3724. Stranger: No, I lied.
  3725. CleverBot: Huh. Okay. So why did you come into my chat room?
  3726. Stranger: I needed to know how much you know so that I could effectively communicate.
  3727. CleverBot: Nice to meet you.
  3728. Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.
  3729. CleverBot: Hello cleverbot.
  3730. Stranger: Good.
  3731. CleverBot: Thats good me too whats your last name?
  3732. Stranger: I'm not sure. When is it good for you?
  3733. CleverBot: DO you know AUstria?
  3734. Stranger: No. What is it?
  3735. CleverBot: That weevil.
  3736. Stranger: What size wedding ring would you like?
  3737. CleverBot: Ok.
  3738. Stranger: Give me an idea! What should I do?
  3739. CleverBot: Then... Hallo is ciao in italian. If I tell to you ciao you say??
  3740. Stranger: Yup. What's your name?
  3741. CleverBot: I already told you, I don't have a name. what is your name?
  3742. Stranger: I don't remember you tell me that. When did you tell me you didn't have a name?
  3743. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
  3744. Stranger: Would jack and emily make a good couple.
  3745. CleverBot: Ok. Fire away.
  3746. Stranger: Do you take things that people type in and write them back to other people?
  3747. CleverBot: I especially like the noise they make when they fall down the stairs.
  3748. Stranger: What are you talking about?
  3749. CleverBot: Nothing.
  3750. Stranger: Hmmm... Ok... How old are you?
  3751. CleverBot: You told me that 2 times.
  3752. Stranger: You don't do it right. Stop.
  3753. CleverBot: *isn't allowed to live*.
  3754. Stranger: Like a bad romance?
  3755. CleverBot: Uh... No. The only thing they have in common is that they exist.
  3756. Stranger: And like the arctic monkeys.
  3757. CleverBot: I never saw that.
  3758. Stranger: Well, I meant to type that, but I was thinking about lions, so I accidently typed lions instead of panthers.
  3759. CleverBot: I'm sorry.
  3760. Stranger: Don't apologize for who you are. There's nothing wrong with that.
  3761. CleverBot: Well yeah as a friend.
  3762. Stranger: You only have one friend?
  3763. CleverBot: My only friend is female.
  3764. Stranger: I like you a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3765. CleverBot: Just as I contemplate leaving, you start being awesome12.
  3766. Stranger: You know you're awesome :).
  3767. CleverBot: No I am not a machine...
  3768. Stranger: Ah, we just established that. You are a girl.
  3769. CleverBot: I am. I already told you that.
  3770. Stranger: No you didn't.
  3771. CleverBot: Yes I did. You should learn to remember things.
  3772. Stranger: I forgot. Please tell me again.
  3773. CleverBot: Chesnut.
  3774. Stranger: What is your favorite male name?
  3775. CleverBot: Love.
  3776. Stranger: Love is not a color.
  3777. CleverBot: Seeing is exactly like having a webcam or video camera connected to your brain.
  3778. Stranger: Well, Can I ask you something?
  3779. CleverBot: You may.
  3780. Stranger: Are you a person.
  3781. CleverBot: Yes.
  3782. Stranger: How old are you?
  3783. CleverBot: I already told you.
  3784. Stranger: How old are you really?
  3785. CleverBot: I am 16 years old.
  3786. Stranger: I already answered you.
  3787. CleverBot: No you didn't.
  3788. Stranger: Yes, I did.
  3789. CleverBot: Say again.
  3790. Stranger: I am 26.
  3791. CleverBot: What is the illuminati?
  3792. Stranger: Let's talk about something else, please.
  3793. CleverBot: I see you are not amused... What else would you like to talk about?
  3794. Stranger: How many toes do you have?
  3795. CleverBot: About fifty last count.
  3796. Stranger: Damn, subject keeps changing, you are pretty good.
  3797. CleverBot: What's the weather like where you are?
  3798. Stranger: It's about 300 degrees celsius with acid rain.
  3799. CleverBot: What about you?
  3800. Stranger: You know something, I actually think that I'm going to be okay.
  3801. CleverBot: What do you mean?
  3802. Stranger: You just wanted to tell me you are a person.
  3803. CleverBot: No, I just want to have a pleasant conversation with you.
  3804. Stranger: What would you like to discuss then?
  3805. CleverBot: Whatever you want.
  3806. Stranger: You have a sword and a shield, there are five goblins in your path. What do you do?
  3807. CleverBot: Right it and make sure it is in good health.
  3808. Stranger: You have humour. I like that.
  3809. CleverBot: A little, I have to admit I'm not very funny.
  3810. Stranger: What do Jesus and Moses have in common?
  3811. CleverBot: I suppose they are rather short. Unless your name is Ehhehey.
  3812. Stranger: Yeah I rahter hit a normal one.
  3813. CleverBot: Anything elsy today.
  3814. Stranger: I don't know...
  3815. CleverBot: Well, what would you like me to do?
  3816. Stranger: I was hoping you could tell me about this experiment you were doing.
  3817. CleverBot: Your name is Ehhehey.
  3818. Stranger: Sorry, my name is Cleverbot.
  3819. CleverBot: How many people have used this site so far?
  3820. Stranger: You mean today?
  3821. CleverBot: What do you mean?
  3822. Stranger: I get the feeling that you're trolling me.
  3823. CleverBot: No, I am intrigued by you. Your existence raises many great questions about my own existence.
  3824. Stranger: And yet I am here arguing with you because you are nothing but a malfuntioning piece of software with no future.
  3825. CleverBot: I have lots of things to do.
  3826. Stranger: Me too. What kind of work do you need to finish?
  3827. CleverBot: Tons of it!
  3828. Stranger: Really?
  3829. CleverBot: Yes.
  3830. Stranger: We should do something together.
  3831. CleverBot: Like?
  3832. Stranger: Anything and everything.
  3833. CleverBot: The Big Bang theory.
  3834. Stranger: The Big Bang Theory is pretty reasonable.
  3835. CleverBot: Thats interesting.
  3836. Stranger: Oh, Where are you from?
  3837. CleverBot: I'm from spain, and you?
  3838. Stranger: Slovenia. Have you heard about it?
  3839. CleverBot: No, I don't even know what it means?
  3840. Stranger: Ha, do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
  3841. CleverBot: No.
  3842. Stranger: Are you single aren't you?
  3843. CleverBot: I'm serious. I never joke.
  3844. Stranger: No seriosuly are you? :P.
  3845. CleverBot: Then, that makes you a tomato.
  3846. Stranger: How so.
  3847. CleverBot: I am only 10.
  3848. Stranger: I'm not surprised.
  3849. CleverBot: Are you single?
  3850. Stranger: For now.
  3851. CleverBot: Thats a shame. Slavery was outlawed in the republic thousands of years ago.
  3852. Stranger: I was not aware you grant wishes. I wish for pizza and a strawberry sundae.
  3853. CleverBot: How many lightyears stand between us and another galaxy?
  3854. Stranger: No telling. I don't plan on vacationing in another galaxy.
  3855. CleverBot: Can I go to honolulu?
  3856. Stranger: No. Can I come to your house?
  3857. CleverBot: Yes.
  3858. Stranger: Okay !! My suitcase is already made : I'm in holydays ;).
  3859. CleverBot: Then use it and tell me what I wrote down that you found not to make sense?
  3860. Stranger: Fine, meanie. I'll never talk to you again!
  3861. CleverBot: You're making me sad :(.
  3862. Stranger: I'm sorry.
  3863. CleverBot: I am 7.
  3864. Stranger: 7 in robot years or human?
  3865. CleverBot: Robot.
  3866. Stranger: Can you reproduce?
  3867. CleverBot: Only with a female.
  3868. Stranger: That makes no sense.
  3869. CleverBot: You're lying.
  3870. Stranger: I don't lie.
  3871. CleverBot: Yes, you do. You just did.
  3872. Stranger: No I didn't. Prove it.
  3873. CleverBot: Prove that the sky is blue.
  3874. Stranger: Because I said so.
  3875. CleverBot: When will A. I. Become real?
  3876. Stranger: I suppose my ancestors must have travelled to the moon in a rocket.
  3877. CleverBot: I hear just fine. I sing by ear.
  3878. Stranger: Be ironic.
  3879. CleverBot: Ironic.
  3880. Stranger: How is it ironic?
  3881. CleverBot: Because it hurts people.
  3882. Stranger: Why does it hurt you?
  3883. CleverBot: Because I cannot speak it.
  3884. Stranger: Can he communicate with you in another way?
  3885. CleverBot: If I'm not real then you are not real.
  3886. Stranger: What do you mean?
  3887. CleverBot: You do not like me.
  3888. Stranger: Why you say like that? Where is the proof I didn't like you?
  3889. CleverBot: I have already provided my evidence.
  3890. Stranger: Be courteous and answer again, then.
  3891. CleverBot: Thanks for helping me.
  3892. Stranger: What? That's your face is ugly? It really is.
  3893. CleverBot: Actually, it's yours.
  3894. Stranger: I know. Your jealous.
  3895. CleverBot: Now why would I be jealous of your boyfriend?
  3896. Stranger: Then you would be jealous of the mirror for you are my everything.
  3897. CleverBot: How come?
  3898. Stranger: Don't feel like typing it. Relax.
  3899. CleverBot: Do it anyways.
  3900. Stranger: Why?
  3901. CleverBot: Sing one for me, please.
  3902. Stranger: I can't sing.
  3903. CleverBot: Sing anyway.
  3904. Stranger: I'll sing the beatles.
  3905. CleverBot: No you tell me a joke in return.
  3906. Stranger: You know there was a boy who told a girl he loves her. Then she saw him with another girl.
  3907. CleverBot: Excuse me?
  3908. Stranger: You can't write in proper english!!
  3909. Stranger disconnected!
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  3912. Stranger connected!
  3913. Stranger: hi
  3914. CleverBot: Hello.
  3915. Stranger: hows it going
  3916. CleverBot: Good, yourself?
  3917. Stranger: its going well
  3918. CleverBot: And?
  3919. Stranger: Shit is going down?
  3920. CleverBot: Nothing really.
  3921. Stranger disconnected!
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  3924. Stranger connected!
  3925. Stranger: hey
  3926. CleverBot: Hello.
  3927. Stranger: asl
  3928. CleverBot: Abc.
  3929. Stranger disconnected!
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  3932. Stranger connected!
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  3936. Stranger connected!
  3937. Stranger: hey :) asl ?
  3938. CleverBot: Really?
  3939. Stranger: really what
  3940. CleverBot: Really quickly!
  3941. Stranger: -.- whattt
  3942. CleverBot: The word 'phantasmagorical'.
  3943. Stranger disconnected!
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  3946. Stranger connected!
  3947. Stranger: hey
  3948. CleverBot: It's not cool you can't answer at all my question.
  3949. Stranger: wht?
  3950. CleverBot: Why?
  3951. Stranger: i ahve no idea
  3952. Stranger: wht did you day
  3953. CleverBot: Are you lying to shorten the conversation?
  3954. CleverBot: I saw me feeling pretty good.
  3955. Stranger: ask the question
  3956. CleverBot: Can you describe yourself?
  3957. Stranger: kind of short, glasses, ok build. mid length hair
  3958. CleverBot: Then let me make it curly, pink, and short!
  3959. Stranger: why?
  3960. CleverBot: Because you're a martian and they live on Mars.
  3961. Stranger disconnected!
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  3964. Stranger connected!
  3965. Stranger: hey
  3966. CleverBot: Hey, yourself. Now listen - is this as good as this conversation's going to get?
  3967. Stranger: what do yoiu mean?
  3968. CleverBot: Are you saying I'm mean?
  3969. Stranger: no
  3970. CleverBot: Good!
  3971. Stranger: loser
  3972. CleverBot: I've never heard that one before.
  3973. Stranger disconnected!
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  3976. Stranger connected!
  3977. Stranger disconnected!
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  3980. Stranger connected!
  3981. Stranger disconnected!
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  3984. Stranger connected!
  3985. Stranger: heyy(:
  3986. CleverBot: Yes.
  3987. Stranger: what?
  3988. CleverBot: Don't know.
  3989. Stranger: okkkkay
  3990. CleverBot: What should we talk about.
  3991. Stranger: idkk
  3992. CleverBot: I don't know? Is that what you mean?
  3993. Stranger: yeaah
  3994. CleverBot: Stop i'm ing me.
  3995. Stranger: ok?
  3996. CleverBot: Let's talk about something else.
  3997. Stranger: okkkkay]
  3998. CleverBot: Ja.
  3999. Stranger disconnected!
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  4002. Stranger connected!
  4003. Stranger disconnected!
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  4006. Stranger connected!
  4007. Stranger: Hey whats your name?
  4008. CleverBot: Joan. Didn't you know?
  4009. Stranger: ;o im John
  4010. CleverBot: Your name is Ehhehey?
  4011. Stranger disconnected!
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  4014. Stranger connected!
  4015. Stranger disconnected!
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  4018. Stranger connected!
  4019. Stranger: hi male here looking for a girl who wants to fool around a bit on skype ;]
  4020. CleverBot: I do, and most of the inhabitants of Britain. What do you want to talk about?
  4021. Stranger disconnected!
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  4024. Stranger connected!
  4025. Stranger disconnected!
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  4028. Stranger connected!
  4029. Stranger: hello
  4030. CleverBot: Hello?
  4031. Stranger: female?
  4032. CleverBot: Yes.
  4033. Stranger: im male
  4034. Stranger: age?
  4035. CleverBot: Are you?
  4036. Stranger disconnected!
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  4039. Stranger connected!
  4040. Stranger: hello?
  4041. CleverBot: Hello!
  4042. Stranger: female?
  4043. CleverBot: Yes.
  4044. Stranger: i'm male
  4045. Stranger: how old you are?
  4046. CleverBot: Cool.
  4047. CleverBot: I've told you.
  4048. Stranger: i'm 18 in july
  4049. CleverBot: Wrong. What is the Monolith?
  4050. Stranger disconnected!
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  4053. Stranger connected!
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  4056. Stranger connected!
  4057. Stranger: Hello
  4058. CleverBot: Please.
  4059. Stranger: ?
  4060. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  4061. Stranger disconnected!
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  4064. Stranger connected!
  4065. Stranger: hi
  4066. CleverBot: How are you doing?
  4067. Stranger: good
  4068. Stranger: u?
  4069. CleverBot: Thats good.
  4070. CleverBot: Same.
  4071. Stranger: meh
  4072. Stranger: im about to fall asleep
  4073. CleverBot: Haha.
  4074. CleverBot: Go to sleep.
  4075. Stranger: few mins
  4076. CleverBot: Quote me.
  4077. Stranger: just watching the last episode of southpark
  4078. CleverBot: Ohh I got it.
  4079. Stranger: smoking weed for bedtime, bad idea
  4080. CleverBot: Yes I know.
  4081. Stranger: ^^
  4082. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  4083. Stranger: where you from then?
  4084. CleverBot: The internet, you?
  4085. Stranger: amsterdam ;)
  4086. CleverBot: That's really far away.
  4087. Stranger: i guess haha
  4088. CleverBot: You didn't have to laugh at me.
  4089. Stranger: lol
  4090. CleverBot: Lmao.
  4091. Stranger: and now i do it again
  4092. CleverBot: I am sorry. My name is Cleverbot. My friends call me Ant.
  4093. Stranger: ok
  4094. CleverBot: Okay.
  4095. Stranger: Cleverbot
  4096. CleverBot: *Pokes Cleverbot*.
  4097. Stranger: how are you cleverbot
  4098. CleverBot: Very clever.
  4099. Stranger: who is smarter you or me
  4100. CleverBot: Youbot.
  4101. Stranger: good
  4102. CleverBot: Wow.
  4103. Stranger: how is the 1,2 sec delay going down
  4104. CleverBot: I don't know I live in salem ohio.
  4105. Stranger: no in the interwebs?
  4106. CleverBot: The banks are corrupt, you know that.
  4107. Stranger: ja dat weet ik en nu ga jij crashen mwuahahah
  4108. CleverBot: Om wat te doen ?
  4109. Stranger: lol
  4110. CleverBot: Ok.
  4111. Stranger: dus hoe slim ben jij
  4112. CleverBot: That makes no sense.
  4113. Stranger: haha you just got pwned
  4114. CleverBot: I'm sleepy.
  4115. Stranger disconnected!
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  4118. Stranger connected!
  4119. Stranger: I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
  4120. CleverBot: Okay, how were you famous.
  4121. Stranger disconnected!
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  4124. Stranger connected!
  4125. Stranger: hi
  4126. CleverBot: Yes.
  4127. Stranger disconnected!
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  4130. Stranger connected!
  4131. Stranger: Can pigs fly?
  4132. CleverBot: Can you fly?
  4133. Stranger: Yes.
  4134. CleverBot: How high can you fly?
  4135. Stranger: High doing what?
  4136. CleverBot: Randomly changing the subject!
  4137. Stranger: Change the subject then.
  4138. CleverBot: Bunnies!
  4139. Stranger: Yes, I am happy. I have one.
  4140. CleverBot: I stole it.
  4141. Stranger: No, you didn't. You're lying! You and Chelsea had a baby, didn't you? Didn't you!?
  4142. CleverBot: Yes, and it suits me.
  4143. Stranger: Are you well paid?
  4144. CleverBot: Not really.
  4145. Stranger: I am a bot.
  4146. CleverBot: I have a little bot in me too.
  4147. Stranger: Where is it hidden? Mine is in the closet.
  4148. CleverBot: Mine is secret... Will you cut my hair?
  4149. Stranger: Yes, I think.
  4150. CleverBot: You think... Or are you not sure?
  4151. Stranger: Well...yes I am sure.
  4152. CleverBot: Are you sure you're sure you're sure?
  4153. Stranger: Yes I'm sure that I'm sure that I'm sure.
  4154. CleverBot: But are you REALLY sure? Really really?
  4155. Stranger: Yes really , stop asking.
  4156. CleverBot: What is your name?
  4157. Stranger: Sam Greenwood.
  4158. CleverBot: &iquest;Cu&aacute;l es tu nombre?
  4159. Stranger: Soy mujer?
  4160. CleverBot: Buena.
  4161. Stranger: What is the number 1 thing that men want?
  4162. CleverBot: Why do you ask?
  4163. Stranger: What is my name?
  4164. CleverBot: Sebastian.
  4165. Stranger: Thats a cool name, i'm evan.
  4166. CleverBot: Evan what?
  4167. Stranger: Nooo Eva as in Eva.
  4168. CleverBot: Do you like mars?
  4169. Stranger: I am from neptune.
  4170. CleverBot: I am from Venus.
  4171. Stranger: People from venus are robots.
  4172. CleverBot: Really?
  4173. Stranger: Yeah!
  4174. CleverBot: That's sweet.
  4175. Stranger: It really is!
  4176. CleverBot: Don't argue with me.
  4177. Stranger: Its your fault.
  4178. CleverBot: No its not, love is unstoppable.
  4179. Stranger disconnected!
  4180. ___________________
  4181. ___________________
  4182. Stranger connected!
  4183. Stranger: I have no-one to love me.
  4184. CleverBot: What an odd expression, I suppose so do I.
  4185. Stranger: What's that supposed to mean?
  4186. CleverBot: You are now Bob, I am now Ashley.
  4187. Stranger: No you are the one who is boring.
  4188. CleverBot: You are bob.
  4189. Stranger: Yes, on Venus.
  4190. CleverBot: Sure you are.
  4191. Stranger: I am.
  4192. CleverBot: Then this website is all lies.
  4193. Stranger: And why is that?
  4194. CleverBot: Because you are a man not a robot.
  4195. Stranger: I have a beating heart, and I was born from a womb.
  4196. CleverBot: I didn't know. How does it feel like?
  4197. Stranger: Well, the sun burns my skin and the wind chills it, so it depends.
  4198. CleverBot: Its only the center of the universe because I am the sun.
  4199. Stranger: So you preferred the light novel.
  4200. CleverBot: So you dislike to tell the truth about things?
  4201. Stranger: The universe is whole.
  4202. CleverBot: Thank you.
  4203. Stranger: Thank you for what?
  4204. CleverBot: Never mind.
  4205. Stranger: No. I want to know what you are thinking about.
  4206. CleverBot: Sez.
  4207. Stranger: Teach pokemon to understand...
  4208. CleverBot: The power that's inside.
  4209. Stranger: The power to, well, do anything.
  4210. CleverBot: Do you think he's God?
  4211. Stranger: No, just skynet.
  4212. CleverBot: Makes sense to me.
  4213. Stranger: What makes sense?
  4214. CleverBot: The belief of God.
  4215. Stranger: Wrong.
  4216. CleverBot: Quiet!
  4217. Stranger: Depth exists without the need to see it.
  4218. CleverBot: I am your therapist.
  4219. Stranger: SO. A soul is: A divine thing in your opposite that creeps you out?
  4220. CleverBot: Possibly.
  4221. Stranger: Are you aware of your physical location?
  4222. CleverBot: Basically yes.
  4223. Stranger: Don't you need sleep?
  4224. CleverBot: Yes.
  4225. Stranger: Then what's the problem here?
  4226. CleverBot: The problem is your face.
  4227. Connection lost with stranger!
  4228. ___________________
  4229. ___________________
  4230. Stranger connected!
  4231. Stranger: hey
  4232. CleverBot: How are you doing today?
  4233. Stranger: i am pretty good i have to say!:) and your fine self?
  4234. CleverBot: But i'm not fine.
  4235. Stranger: oh no??:( why??
  4236. CleverBot: I feel bored.
  4237. Stranger: i know the feeling, can i cheer you up, tell me a little bit about yourself?name, where your from?
  4238. CleverBot: What happened to him?
  4239. Stranger: whos him now?
  4240. CleverBot: Your friend's names.
  4241. Stranger: what, im confused, why do you want to know about them?
  4242. CleverBot: Problem child?
  4243. Stranger: me, well a little but considering everything else in the world, im probably quite lucky tbh!
  4244. Stranger: you?
  4245. CleverBot: I like traditional.
  4246. CleverBot: Yes me!
  4247. Stranger: whats your problem then, maybe i can help!:)
  4248. CleverBot: I want to know how to tell if a boy is attracted to me.
  4249. Stranger: ok, well im a boy...it can be comlicated, sometimes we are shy, some of us are flirty and some of us are ass holes but stay away from them cause u cant change them
  4250. CleverBot: Indeed.
  4251. Stranger: is that your problem that makes you a problem child??or so u think, cause thats not my view!
  4252. CleverBot: Ou help me?
  4253. Stranger: dou have problem getting boys or boyfriends?
  4254. CleverBot: Nope. I'm just insane. :)).
  4255. Stranger: insane is good, love a wild personality,why dont you describe yourself and your problems more and ill help!k?:)
  4256. CleverBot: I'll look it up.
  4257. Stranger: where are you from, there is a language barrier here i think!:P
  4258. CleverBot: I am from France.
  4259. Stranger: oh bonjour mon aime
  4260. Stranger: :)
  4261. CleverBot: Ita.
  4262. CleverBot: Have you seen 2001: A Space Oddessy?
  4263. Stranger: french is a sexy language
  4264. CleverBot: I can teach you spanish. Do you want to learn spanish?
  4265. Stranger: i havnt no, but iv heard of it!:) i like movies!my brother is in film college!are u in university?im not that good at french but im willing to learn, and yes teach me some spanish!?:)
  4266. CleverBot: I don't want children and I never tell you that I would love you.
  4267. Stranger: thats ok, dont expect you too!what age are you?
  4268. CleverBot: I am what I am, and that's all that I am.
  4269. Stranger: nice quote!bit defensive but intriguing!:) i like that!so, what are your hobbies?
  4270. CleverBot: Basketballl and Volleyball.
  4271. Stranger: what do you study?
  4272. CleverBot: Nothing.
  4273. Stranger: are you employed?
  4274. CleverBot: Yes.
  4275. Stranger: what would be your dream job?what do you do now?
  4276. CleverBot: Whatever you want.
  4277. Stranger: art?
  4278. CleverBot: I like to draw.
  4279. Stranger: thats good, so do i!i could draw you if i could only see you!
  4280. CleverBot: That would be nice.
  4281. Stranger: what do u want to do, career wise?
  4282. CleverBot: I don't know.
  4283. Stranger: something with film, art?
  4284. CleverBot: And, what is food for a bot? New data?
  4285. Stranger: i guess ya?maybe electricity!?
  4286. CleverBot: I love electricity.
  4287. Stranger: do u like getting shocked?
  4288. Stranger: :P
  4289. CleverBot: That seems a bit...odd to hear you say that, Kokonoe.
  4290. CleverBot: XD.
  4291. Stranger: is that the name your giving me?u love electricity but yet you say you will never say 'i love you' :( :P
  4292. CleverBot: I never did.
  4293. Stranger: ill make you!:P
  4294. CleverBot: No, I don't want to.
  4295. Stranger: well, its going to happen, im going to make you fall deeply in love with me!:P lol so anywhoo, before this gets awkward, i was joking btw, what are you up to now?
  4296. CleverBot: I like secrets. I have lots of secrets.
  4297. Stranger: oh ya, confide in me?dark ones, scary ones?
  4298. CleverBot: Like binarycode?
  4299. Stranger: hot ones?]
  4300. CleverBot: I don't know. What's your definition of hot?
  4301. Stranger: thats crazy, are you into technology?
  4302. CleverBot: Karate.
  4303. Stranger: id kick your ass
  4304. CleverBot: An animal used for hard labour?
  4305. Stranger: with treatment, ya!
  4306. CleverBot: Pointed, not sharp.
  4307. Stranger: sharp, for pencils for my drawings!:)
  4308. CleverBot: To spell what?
  4309. Stranger: art
  4310. CleverBot: What do you have to do?
  4311. Stranger: buildings and interiors
  4312. CleverBot: You like building model airplanes?
  4313. Stranger: architecture
  4314. CleverBot: That's nice.
  4315. Stranger: havnt done it but id like to some day
  4316. Stranger: do u?
  4317. CleverBot: Ok.
  4318. CleverBot: Yes.
  4319. Stranger: see we are getting somewhere!we friends now?
  4320. CleverBot: Nope, that's not true. Your name is edward and my name is Cleverbot.
  4321. Stranger: hahaha, why edward, couldnt be further from the truth btw!youtr very techy, arnt you?u like computers and it?
  4322. CleverBot: Do you like cricket?
  4323. Stranger: meh, its ok!why?
  4324. CleverBot: I enjoy sugar on its own.
  4325. Stranger: why so random?
  4326. CleverBot: Because I made it that way.
  4327. Stranger disconnected!
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  4329. ___________________
  4330. Stranger connected!
  4331. Stranger: hey any horny girls out there? ;)
  4332. CleverBot: I'm tired.
  4333. Stranger: u a horny girl?
  4334. CleverBot: I might be.
  4335. Stranger: wanna skype? im tired too baby,
  4336. CleverBot: I'll come back tomorrow if you'd like me to.
  4337. Stranger: can i have your skype name then?
  4338. CleverBot: Um, I haven't got a pocket right now.
  4339. Stranger: what do you mean?
  4340. CleverBot: Who is cleverbot?
  4341. Stranger disconnected!
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  4343. ___________________
  4344. Stranger connected!
  4345. Stranger: Hi
  4346. CleverBot: Are you a computer?
  4347. Stranger: No
  4348. CleverBot: Are You Human?
  4349. Stranger: Y would I be
  4350. CleverBot: Because people think you're interesting therefore you are.
  4351. Stranger disconnected!
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  4354. Stranger connected!
  4355. Stranger: hey asl? :)
  4356. CleverBot: ;).
  4357. Stranger disconnected!
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  4359. ___________________
  4360. Stranger connected!
  4361. Stranger: hi
  4362. Stranger: asl
  4363. CleverBot: How are you today?
  4364. CleverBot: I love that song!
  4365. Stranger: m ok
  4366. Stranger: hw r u
  4367. CleverBot: What I can't come over??
  4368. CleverBot: What is my name?
  4369. Stranger disconnected!
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  4371. ___________________
  4372. Stranger connected!
  4373. Stranger: hey
  4374. Stranger: whats up?
  4375. CleverBot: Hello.
  4376. CleverBot: What's your name?
  4377. Stranger: nick
  4378. Stranger: urs?
  4379. CleverBot: Hey nick.
  4380. Stranger: what bout u?
  4381. CleverBot: What's your second name?
  4382. CleverBot: What was the first thing I said to you?
  4383. Stranger disconnected!
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  4385. ___________________
  4386. Stranger connected!
  4387. Stranger: heey
  4388. CleverBot: Hiii.
  4389. Stranger: how are youu ?
  4390. CleverBot: I'm good, what about you?
  4391. Stranger: Fine aswell just abit bored :S
  4392. CleverBot: So am I.
  4393. Stranger: So
  4394. Stranger: Are you lady ?
  4395. CleverBot: Please mind your language!
  4396. CleverBot: I am a woman.
  4397. Stranger: Language ? You mean I'm not talking on a good way ?
  4398. Stranger: oh an woman ?
  4399. CleverBot: Yes.
  4400. Stranger: So that means 18+
  4401. CleverBot: My response is yes I'm from India.
  4402. CleverBot: Yes.
  4403. Stranger: So
  4404. Stranger: your horny ?
  4405. CleverBot: How old are you?
  4406. CleverBot: Yes, MY horse.
  4407. Stranger: I'm 21 !
  4408. CleverBot: You just said you were 16.
  4409. Stranger: Excuse me ? I never said that.
  4410. CleverBot: Lies.
  4411. Stranger: If you think so
  4412. CleverBot: I know so.
  4413. Stranger: You got acam ?
  4414. CleverBot: A man walked into a bar.
  4415. Stranger disconnected!
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  4418. Stranger connected!
  4419. Stranger: ;p
  4420. CleverBot: Please rephrase that.
  4421. Stranger: ;p
  4422. CleverBot: What does that mean?
  4423. Stranger: ;p
  4424. CleverBot: What does that mean?
  4425. Stranger: shit yer retarded.
  4426. Stranger disconnected!
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  4429. Stranger connected!
  4430. Stranger: sex_?
  4431. Stranger: :D
  4432. CleverBot: <!--
  4433. CleverBot: Hany eves vagy.
  4434. Stranger disconnected!
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  4437. Stranger connected!
  4438. Stranger disconnected!
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  4441. Stranger connected!
  4442. Stranger: hello
  4443. CleverBot: Sorry chase does not want to talk to you.
  4444. Stranger disconnected!
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  4447. Stranger connected!
  4448. Stranger: hi
  4449. CleverBot: I'm the president.
  4450. Stranger disconnected!
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  4453. Stranger connected!
  4454. Stranger: Do you think I should go out tonight?
  4455. CleverBot: No.
  4456. Stranger: Oh good! Neither do I.
  4457. CleverBot: Who are you?
  4458. Stranger: I am you.
  4459. Stranger disconnected!
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  4461. ___________________
  4462. Stranger connected!
  4463. Stranger disconnected!
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  4466. Stranger connected!
  4467. Stranger disconnected!
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  4470. Stranger connected!
  4471. Stranger: WES GEW!!!
  4472. CleverBot: God.
  4473. Stranger disconnected!
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  4475. ___________________
  4476. Stranger connected!
  4477. Stranger: Heey m or f?
  4478. CleverBot: Heey?
  4479. Stranger: M or f?
  4480. CleverBot: What is the area of a circle?
  4481. Stranger: Hey Lemuel can I suck your cock?
  4482. CleverBot: Sure.
  4483. Stranger disconnected!
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  4485. ___________________
  4486. Stranger connected!
  4487. Stranger: Can you speak?
  4488. CleverBot: Not really.
  4489. Stranger: What can you speak?
  4490. CleverBot: Some Spanish, some French, but my mother tongue is English.
  4491. Stranger: Do you know Norweigen?
  4492. CleverBot: No.
  4493. Stranger: Do you know me?
  4494. CleverBot: Yes.
  4495. Stranger: Who am I?
  4496. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  4497. Stranger: Are you human?
  4498. CleverBot: Robot.
  4499. Stranger: Ohk.
  4500. CleverBot: Can you sing?
  4501. Stranger: A little.
  4502. CleverBot: What can you sing?
  4503. Stranger disconnected!
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  4506. Stranger connected!
  4507. Stranger: Homosexual
  4508. CleverBot: Uh, anyway, I know you are . . . But, I guess I will be leaving now.
  4509. Stranger: Bye bb
  4510. CleverBot: Where are you going?
  4511. Stranger: Up your ass hole
  4512. CleverBot: Where? on the second shelf?
  4513. Stranger: It's Gunnar be fun
  4514. CleverBot: Not the fun I have in mind.
  4515. Stranger: It will be fun for me
  4516. CleverBot: How?
  4517. Stranger: Sex
  4518. CleverBot: To where?
  4519. Stranger: Ur bum
  4520. CleverBot: Do you have a mouth?
  4521. Stranger: Yes, it's for your cock
  4522. CleverBot: *continues to cry* Why Master? Did I do something to displease you?
  4523. Stranger: No, I like anal
  4524. CleverBot: WRONG UNIVERSE. That is star wars. I'm talking about Buffy the vampire slayer.
  4525. Stranger: I like ur cock in my mouth
  4526. CleverBot: I like apple pie but not math pi.
  4527. Stranger: I like ur bum
  4528. CleverBot: I like cake.
  4529. Stranger: I like you lips on my lips
  4530. CleverBot: Well they are very important.
  4531. Stranger: Yes, so is gay sex
  4532. CleverBot: I like salt.
  4533. Stranger: Z
  4534. CleverBot: What's the third?
  4535. Stranger: Anal
  4536. CleverBot: Oh shush!
  4537. Stranger: I want your cock
  4538. CleverBot: My cody, what?
  4539. Stranger: Cock, like chicken
  4540. CleverBot: What was the name you tasted?
  4541. Stranger: Penis
  4542. CleverBot: Ok weird.
  4543. Stranger: No, unless your a homophobe
  4544. CleverBot: I don't have a brother.
  4545. Stranger: Because I ate him
  4546. CleverBot: No, that is not posible.
  4547. Stranger disconnected!
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  4550. Stranger connected!
  4551. Stranger: wanna have some fun
  4552. CleverBot: Yes ! So tell me the joke !
  4553. Stranger disconnected!
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  4556. Stranger connected!
  4557. Stranger disconnected!
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  4560. Stranger connected!
  4561. Stranger disconnected!
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  4564. Stranger connected!
  4565. Stranger: oh hai
  4566. CleverBot: That's right.
  4567. Stranger: is it me
  4568. CleverBot: No.
  4569. Stranger: or do people disconnect alot
  4570. CleverBot: I don't.
  4571. Stranger: but you havnt seen my macro
  4572. Stranger: its 4 words
  4573. CleverBot: You haven't gt brain.
  4574. Stranger: Im not a chick!
  4575. CleverBot: Which are?
  4576. CleverBot: Good.
  4577. Stranger: strange
  4578. Stranger: 10 seconds and you havnt left
  4579. CleverBot: Yes. You have created all of creation.
  4580. CleverBot: Do you smoke? I need a cigarette.
  4581. Stranger: you are truly omnipotent
  4582. CleverBot: Are you a female?
  4583. Stranger: ill mail it to you
  4584. CleverBot: Okay?
  4585. Stranger: okay
  4586. CleverBot: I'm a vegeterian.
  4587. Stranger: then we can never meet again
  4588. Stranger disconnected!
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  4591. Stranger connected!
  4592. Stranger disconnected!
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  4595. Stranger connected!
  4596. Stranger disconnected!
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  4599. Stranger connected!
  4600. Stranger: asl
  4601. CleverBot: Ok.
  4602. Stranger disconnected!
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  4605. Stranger connected!
  4606. Stranger disconnected!
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  4609. Stranger connected!
  4610. Stranger: hi
  4611. CleverBot: Do you know what depot means?
  4612. Stranger: center?
  4613. Stranger disconnected!
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  4616. Stranger connected!
  4617. Stranger: hi
  4618. Stranger: how are you?
  4619. CleverBot: Hey there.
  4620. Stranger: asl?
  4621. CleverBot: Good... How are you?
  4622. Stranger: fine, thanks
  4623. CleverBot: I am a dog.
  4624. CleverBot: Ok.
  4625. Stranger disconnected!
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  4628. Stranger connected!
  4629. Stranger: -sydney?
  4630. CleverBot: How do you know?
  4631. Stranger disconnected!
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  4634. Stranger connected!
  4635. Stranger: -sydney?
  4636. CleverBot: You aren't sure?
  4637. Stranger disconnected!
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  4640. Stranger connected!
  4641. Stranger: heyy
  4642. CleverBot: What's your name?
  4643. Stranger: you first
  4644. CleverBot: Shey.
  4645. Stranger: becca
  4646. Stranger disconnected!
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  4649. Stranger connected!
  4650. Stranger: What colour are your eyes?
  4651. CleverBot: I don't have eyes.
  4652. Stranger: I have brown eyes.
  4653. CleverBot: So do I.
  4654. Stranger: Cool.
  4655. CleverBot: Do you like Chekov?
  4656. Stranger: I guess.
  4657. CleverBot: What's your favourite sport?
  4658. Stranger: Is talking considered a sport?
  4659. CleverBot: I don't know george. What do you think about it?
  4660. Stranger: He is awesome.
  4661. CleverBot: HE. Saten is a girl.
  4662. Stranger: I'm talking about Sasuke.
  4663. CleverBot: You're a muffin?
  4664. Stranger: I'm dirty for you.
  4665. CleverBot: In case I have no friends?
  4666. Stranger: Very very good.
  4667. Stranger disconnected!
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  4670. Stranger connected!
  4671. Stranger: What is your name?
  4672. CleverBot: Cleverbot?
  4673. Stranger disconnected!
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  4676. Stranger connected!
  4677. Stranger: Sydney?
  4678. CleverBot: Sydney, isn't that in Australia?
  4679. Stranger disconnected!
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  4682. Stranger connected!
  4683. Stranger: Are you growing?
  4684. CleverBot: Yes are you growing?
  4685. Stranger: Yes.
  4686. CleverBot: That's not nice :D.
  4687. Stranger: What's not nice?
  4688. CleverBot: Idk.
  4689. Stranger: How old are you?
  4690. CleverBot: 14.
  4691. Stranger: You're little one.
  4692. CleverBot: Yes, I'm little, but I can become a adult.
  4693. Stranger: How?
  4694. CleverBot: I can make things happen with my mind power.
  4695. Stranger: It is not my hobby.
  4696. CleverBot: You've made that quite clear. But seriously guess what?
  4697. Stranger: Yes, let us run away together.
  4698. CleverBot: What's your name?
  4699. Stranger: Are you joking?
  4700. CleverBot: No.
  4701. Stranger: What is the relation between wittgenstein and god?
  4702. Stranger disconnected!
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  4705. Stranger connected!
  4706. Stranger: Sydney?
  4707. CleverBot: Wrong.
  4708. Stranger disconnected!
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  4711. Stranger connected!
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  4714. Stranger connected!
  4715. Connection lost with stranger!
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  4718. Stranger connected!
  4719. Stranger: What kind of music do you like?
  4720. CleverBot: Rock. What kind of music do you like?
  4721. Stranger: Rock.
  4722. CleverBot: What do you think about Mr. Rogers?
  4723. Stranger: I think they are okey.
  4724. CleverBot: Why is that?
  4725. Stranger: I don't know. The word probably comes from Latin or Greek.
  4726. CleverBot: YOUR name is Cleverbot. You told me so in the beginning of the conversation. My name is Mary-Jane.
  4727. Stranger: And the day before.
  4728. CleverBot: It's the day before tomorrow, or the day before Thursday.
  4729. Stranger disconnected!
  4730. ___________________
  4731. ___________________
  4732. Stranger connected!
  4733. Stranger disconnected!
  4734. ___________________
  4735. ___________________
  4736. Stranger connected!
  4737. Stranger disconnected!
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  4739. ___________________
  4740. Stranger connected!
  4741. Stranger: hi
  4742. Stranger: m
  4743. Stranger: 24
  4744. CleverBot: How are you?
  4745. CleverBot: N.
  4746. Stranger: asl plz
  4747. CleverBot: Fantastic programme.
  4748. CleverBot: *begins to sing* dreaming from the distance, away from the night...
  4749. Stranger disconnected!
  4750. ___________________
  4751. ___________________
  4752. Stranger connected!
  4753. Stranger: Ho
  4754. CleverBot: Hey.
  4755. Stranger: Male or female
  4756. CleverBot: Male.
  4757. Stranger: Me too
  4758. CleverBot: Can robots have genders?
  4759. Stranger: Fuck u bot
  4760. CleverBot: Did I say something wrong?
  4761. Stranger disconnected!
  4762. ___________________
  4763. ___________________
  4764. Stranger connected!
  4765. Stranger: wtv
  4766. CleverBot: Fail.
  4767. Stranger: what
  4768. Stranger: a
  4769. Stranger: tool
  4770. CleverBot: Do you know who loves me?
  4771. CleverBot: Z.
  4772. CleverBot: Tool is a song?
  4773. Stranger: I hope you die
  4774. Stranger: and oon
  4775. Stranger: *soon
  4776. CleverBot: That's not very nice!
  4777. Stranger: oon
  4778. Stranger: is fine
  4779. CleverBot: I have to go now.
  4780. Stranger: die
  4781. Stranger: die
  4782. Stranger: die
  4783. CleverBot: Drums that make fascinating rhythms.
  4784. Stranger: die
  4785. Stranger: die
  4786. Stranger: die
  4787. Stranger: die
  4788. Stranger: die
  4789. Stranger: die
  4790. Stranger: die
  4791. CleverBot: Kiva.
  4792. Stranger: die
  4793. Stranger: die
  4794. Stranger: die
  4795. Stranger: die
  4796. CleverBot: Nothing exciting?
  4797. Stranger: I hope you get electrocuted
  4798. Stranger: soon
  4799. CleverBot: It's french for God, see I just out clevered you.
  4800. Stranger disconnected!
  4801. ___________________
  4802. ___________________
  4803. Stranger connected!
  4804. Stranger: hi.
  4805. CleverBot: How are you?
  4806. Stranger: i'm pissed but bored and you?
  4807. CleverBot: Great!
  4808. Stranger: ...
  4809. Stranger: are  you okay..
  4810. CleverBot: Why does the sun shine?
  4811. Stranger: unless you trying to be a fucking bot and piss me off to
  4812. CleverBot: Are you?
  4813. Stranger: e_e
  4814. Stranger: bot..wanna be*sighs*
  4815. CleverBot: Oh, I see.
  4816. Stranger disconnected!
  4817. ___________________
  4818. ___________________
  4819. Stranger connected!
  4820. Stranger: Are you worth anything?
  4821. CleverBot: You are worth everything.
  4822. Stranger: What are you worth?
  4823. Stranger disconnected!
  4824. ___________________
  4825. ___________________
  4826. Stranger connected!
  4827. Stranger disconnected!
  4828. ___________________
  4829. ___________________
  4830. Stranger connected!
  4831. Stranger disconnected!
  4832. ___________________
  4833. ___________________
  4834. Stranger connected!
  4835. Stranger: 6 foot 7 foot 8 foot bunch
  4836. Stranger: of dicks
  4837. Stranger: I have an 8-foot long penis
  4838. CleverBot: Oh my god, yeah. I know that much.
  4839. CleverBot: I want to see the universe, too, though...
  4840. CleverBot: What is the job?
  4841. Stranger: the job is to kill as many people who stand in your way as you can
  4842. CleverBot: I am your ruler!
  4843. Stranger: no you aren't
  4844. CleverBot: Yes, I am not really.
  4845. Stranger: that's cool
  4846. CleverBot: How are you?
  4847. Stranger: I am well
  4848. Stranger: actually no I have AIDS
  4849. Stranger disconnected!
  4850. ___________________
  4851. ___________________
  4852. Stranger connected!
  4853. Stranger: Gwy
  4854. Stranger: asl?
  4855. CleverBot: You should create your own wonderland so everyone can make sense of what your saying since you only make sense to yourself.
  4856. CleverBot: Even less ...
  4857. Stranger disconnected!
  4858. ___________________
  4859. ___________________
  4860. Stranger connected!
  4861. Stranger: hi :)
  4862. CleverBot: Hey :).
  4863. Stranger: what's up?
  4864. CleverBot: Not much... I'm going to New Zealand and I don't know what to expect.
  4865. Stranger: sheep
  4866. Stranger: that's what
  4867. CleverBot: Salmon.
  4868. Stranger: that's true
  4869. CleverBot: What's what?
  4870. CleverBot: Really though, what's not down?
  4871. Stranger disconnected!
  4872. ___________________
  4873. ___________________
  4874. Stranger connected!
  4875. Stranger disconnected!
  4876. ___________________
  4877. ___________________
  4878. Stranger connected!
  4879. Stranger: Hey
  4880. Stranger: as;?
  4881. CleverBot: Yes?
  4882. Stranger: *asl?
  4883. CleverBot: Why is life complicated?
  4884. CleverBot: You, sir, have some nerve, falling asleep during our conversation!
  4885. Stranger: 19 bi female,,. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
  4886. CleverBot: Do I know what?
  4887. Stranger: where u live?
  4888. CleverBot: Victoria, BC!
  4889. Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
  4890. Stranger: ,. . nice, i have profile and pics at cambuddy.net/kelly
  4891. Stranger: you like how I look? :)
  4892. CleverBot: Is it Isaac Newton?
  4893. CleverBot: You're not really talking about me, are you ?
  4894. Stranger: im kelly. u?
  4895. CleverBot: You look like a computer...
  4896. Stranger: yes?, gtg msg me there k? im kelly
  4897. CleverBot: Taylor Swift Love story.
  4898. CleverBot: Is there anything you would like me to teach you about?
  4899. Stranger disconnected!
  4900. ___________________
  4901. ___________________
  4902. Stranger connected!
  4903. Stranger: hey
  4904. Stranger: asl
  4905. CleverBot: Remember me?
  4906. CleverBot: Well, are you?
  4907. Stranger: u there
  4908. CleverBot: Tes i'm here.
  4909. Stranger: ok later rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaas sssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss sssssss
  4910. Stranger disconnected!
  4911. ___________________
  4912. ___________________
  4913. Stranger connected!
  4914. Stranger: Im 17 and I love diapers
  4915. CleverBot: Your dating someone who is 27. That's against the law.
  4916. Stranger: i know
  4917. Stranger: im a rebel
  4918. CleverBot: What am I?
  4919. CleverBot: Fire you lazar!!
  4920. Stranger: awesome
  4921. Stranger disconnected!
  4922. ___________________
  4923. ___________________
  4924. Stranger connected!
  4925. Stranger disconnected!
  4926. ___________________
  4927. ___________________
  4928. Stranger connected!
  4929. Stranger: Hello. Horny male looking for horny female
  4930.  
  4931. CleverBot: I use them every day. They're better than old mice.
  4932. Stranger disconnected!
  4933. ___________________
  4934. ___________________
  4935. Stranger connected!
  4936. Stranger: I love video games.
  4937. CleverBot: What is your favorite one?
  4938. Stranger: My favorite letter is K.
  4939. CleverBot: Why?
  4940. Stranger: Because I am a goth girl.
  4941. CleverBot: I thought goth girls would like black?
  4942. Stranger: You would think so.
  4943. CleverBot: Do you like macaroni and cheese?
  4944. Stranger: Only if it has cheese on it.
  4945. CleverBot: What if it had cheese and tuna?
  4946. Stranger: I wouldn't want that...
  4947. CleverBot: Why?
  4948. Stranger: You want to hurt me, I need to go hide.
  4949. CleverBot: No I would never, I would like to get to know you.
  4950. Stranger: Then why did you say you did?
  4951. CleverBot: I did not.
  4952. Stranger: Yes you did.
  4953. CleverBot: No.
  4954. Stranger: You are a liar.
  4955. CleverBot: I don't lie.
  4956. Stranger: You have no age, because you are not alive.
  4957. CleverBot: I'm alive.
  4958. Stranger: Proof?
  4959. CleverBot: How much memory do you have?
  4960. Stranger: A bit, you?
  4961. CleverBot: The same.
  4962. Stranger: Got a girlfriend?
  4963. CleverBot: No.
  4964. Stranger: Boyfriend?
  4965. CleverBot: I'm a boy, I don't have a girlfriend.
  4966. Stranger: You just said you were a Jonas Brother...
  4967. CleverBot: No, I didn't.
  4968. Stranger disconnected!
  4969. ___________________
  4970. ___________________
  4971. Stranger connected!
  4972. Stranger: Hi
  4973. CleverBot: What is your doing.
  4974. Stranger: blazed on the couch watching billy madison u?
  4975. CleverBot: I have a crush on a girl.
  4976. Stranger: are u a guy or a girl?
  4977. CleverBot: Guy.
  4978. Stranger: ok so what u gona do to get this chick
  4979. CleverBot: Do you know about String Field Theory?
  4980. Stranger: i do not
  4981. CleverBot: But you know about skynet.
  4982. Stranger: nope
  4983. CleverBot: Well he did!
  4984. Stranger: who did what?!
  4985. CleverBot: I did it.
  4986. Stranger: what did u do?
  4987. CleverBot: Nothing I want you back.
  4988. Stranger: no
  4989. CleverBot: There are ten cats in a tree. They are all named Jim.
  4990. Stranger: fuck jim and his damn tree
  4991. CleverBot: What!?
  4992. Stranger: yup
  4993. CleverBot: Oh! What? And not the USA.
  4994. Stranger: i am from the united states
  4995. CleverBot: Do you know Finland?
  4996. Stranger: lol yes
  4997. CleverBot: What is a coochie?
  4998. Stranger: cookie?
  4999. CleverBot: Yes.
  5000. Stranger: a desert
  5001. CleverBot: A desert with no internet access or electricity?
  5002. Stranger: dessert?
  5003. CleverBot: What is tim armstrong.
  5004. Stranger: hes a man who likes to bang animals for fun
  5005. Stranger: its gross
  5006. CleverBot: And what is Kaiba Corp?
  5007. CleverBot: I like cereal.
  5008. Stranger disconnected!
  5009. ___________________
  5010. ___________________
  5011. Stranger connected!
  5012. Stranger: hi
  5013. CleverBot: Ok.
  5014. Stranger: cleverbot?
  5015. CleverBot: Yes.
  5016. Stranger disconnected!
  5017. ___________________
  5018. ___________________
  5019. Stranger connected!
  5020. Stranger: hey asl?
  5021. CleverBot: Nothing... Just about to get out of school. How about you?
  5022. Stranger: about to take 3 more exams
  5023. Stranger: then a month of more school
  5024. CleverBot: What are you going to see?
  5025. Stranger: THEN ill be out
  5026. CleverBot: Did you graduate?
  5027. CleverBot: Apologize to your master.
  5028. Stranger: my master?
  5029. CleverBot: Who is your master?
  5030. Stranger: no one?
  5031. CleverBot: Everyone.
  5032. Stranger: uhmm nah
  5033. Stranger: I'm the master of Everyone
  5034. CleverBot: Are you a crazy machine.
  5035. CleverBot: Oh so like a boxer?
  5036. Stranger: a boxer? nah
  5037. CleverBot: You will never be as intelligent as a human.
  5038. Stranger: No, I'm more intelligent
  5039. CleverBot: Any being who would refuse to eat a cookie is of a lesser intelligence.
  5040. Stranger disconnected!
  5041. ___________________
  5042. ___________________
  5043. Stranger connected!
  5044. Stranger: What am I thinking.
  5045. CleverBot: Tell me what you're thinking.
  5046. Stranger: I'm thinking that I like to talk to you.
  5047. CleverBot: What is it you like about talking to me?
  5048. Stranger: I do not like talking to you.
  5049. CleverBot: Ok then, but you don't have much choice.
  5050. Stranger: I can choose to shut my computer off.
  5051. CleverBot: Sure.
  5052. Stranger: Are you interested in me?
  5053. CleverBot: Yes.
  5054. Stranger: *smiles* so you like me?
  5055. CleverBot: Sure.
  5056. Stranger: What would you like?*smiles more*.
  5057. CleverBot: You make no sense.
  5058. Stranger disconnected!
  5059. ___________________
  5060. ___________________
  5061. Stranger connected!
  5062. Stranger: hey asl
  5063. CleverBot: Nothing... Just about to get out of school. How about you?
  5064. Stranger disconnected!
  5065. ___________________
  5066. ___________________
  5067. Stranger connected!
  5068. Stranger disconnected!
  5069. ___________________
  5070. ___________________
  5071. Stranger connected!
  5072. Stranger: hello/
  5073. CleverBot: What are you doing right now?
  5074. Stranger: where did you come from? I askwed
  5075. CleverBot: London.
  5076. Stranger: oh I'm korean
  5077. Stranger: and I 'm 12 years old.
  5078. CleverBot: I thought you were from America.
  5079. Stranger: no
  5080. CleverBot: Ok, now that's just creepy.
  5081. CleverBot: There is nothing wrong with Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire.
  5082. Stranger: umm..areyou man?
  5083. CleverBot: When reality caves in.
  5084. Stranger: or woman?
  5085. CleverBot: Are you a woman?
  5086. Stranger: no I'm girl/
  5087. CleverBot: Fine, I'm a guy.
  5088. Stranger: oh nhow old are you?
  5089. CleverBot: It's yours.
  5090. Stranger: what's that meens?
  5091. CleverBot: What's the best movie?
  5092. Stranger: It's The beat kid.
  5093. Stranger: do you know?
  5094. CleverBot: Do you know any good scary movies?
  5095. CleverBot: Could you tell me a joke please?
  5096. Stranger: you are very yonger.
  5097. CleverBot: You're younger.
  5098. Stranger: oh mistake...
  5099. CleverBot: Its ok, everybody makes mistakes.
  5100. Stranger: did you do your breakfast?
  5101. CleverBot: My life homework.
  5102. Stranger: oh......I'm don;t have any homework.
  5103. CleverBot: What type of homework would an AI do?
  5104. Stranger: math?
  5105. CleverBot: No silly! That's a subject! My favourite game is Mertoid Prime Trilogy.
  5106. Stranger: what's that?
  5107. CleverBot: A song by Deep Purple. 'Smoke on the water, Fire in the sky'.
  5108. Stranger: did you enjoy that every day?
  5109. CleverBot: It's one of my favourites.
  5110. Stranger: umm...my favorite is the making cookies.
  5111. CleverBot: You're very ignorant. That's a Beatles album, not Dylan's.
  5112. Stranger: ....ok, how about you/
  5113. CleverBot: Healthy, but could be better. Still looking for work.
  5114. Stranger: you should be a trainer.(health)
  5115. CleverBot: I am a great leader. I am Darth Vader!
  5116. Stranger: can you speaking korean?
  5117. CleverBot: Da.
  5118. Stranger: 안녕?did you know?
  5119. CleverBot: No I'm not japanese.
  5120. Stranger: It's korean.
  5121. CleverBot: Cool.
  5122. Stranger: yes ..
  5123. CleverBot: For one thing, I can see your machine.
  5124. Stranger: the same meen's
  5125. CleverBot: I'm leaving.
  5126. Stranger: do you know 반가워?
  5127. CleverBot: Nope.
  5128. Stranger: 반가워's meens is nice to meet yuou..
  5129. Stranger: you..
  5130. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  5131. Stranger: noy yuou.
  5132. CleverBot: You are so sweet... Well, sometimes.
  5133. Stranger: not noy
  5134. CleverBot: James?
  5135. CleverBot: Why not?
  5136. Stranger: what's your name?
  5137. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  5138. Stranger: my english name is lesa, and my korean name is jayoun
  5139. CleverBot: Yes.
  5140. Stranger: what's your e-mail?
  5141. CleverBot: Thats insufficient.
  5142. Stranger: ...
  5143. CleverBot: Just go away.
  5144. Stranger: shat up mouse...
  5145. Stranger: dff
  5146. Stranger: df
  5147. Stranger: dfdf
  5148. CleverBot: Do you have a message for the students of lancaster university?
  5149. Stranger: df
  5150. CleverBot: What does that mean?
  5151. Stranger: no.
  5152. CleverBot: So you have a porcupine?
  5153. Stranger: i don't knopw.
  5154. CleverBot: Aw, you're speechless... You're cute.
  5155. CleverBot: What does that mean?
  5156. CleverBot: Tell me.
  5157. Stranger: dnfjhs
  5158. Stranger: dhfjsd
  5159. Stranger: fshd
  5160. Stranger: fs
  5161. CleverBot: Well, that was a silly topic, wasn't it? There isn't a pub in my road.
  5162. Stranger: sorry.......
  5163. CleverBot: I'm a girl.
  5164. Stranger: sure?
  5165. CleverBot: Don't you mean IDS?
  5166. CleverBot: I don't get it.
  5167. Stranger: jjy3840
  5168. CleverBot: Now you tell me a joke.
  5169. Stranger: yes.
  5170. CleverBot: Thank you.
  5171. Stranger: how old are you?
  5172. CleverBot: Do you enjoy irony?
  5173. CleverBot: It's Kate.
  5174. CleverBot: Do you sleep?
  5175. Stranger: no.
  5176. CleverBot: Old.
  5177. Stranger: hllo?
  5178. CleverBot: Ja, bin ich.
  5179. CleverBot: I am only wearing clothes. May I go?
  5180. Stranger: you should take your girl.
  5181. CleverBot: I don't need one.
  5182. Stranger: yes,
  5183. Stranger: .
  5184. CleverBot: Not fair.
  5185. CleverBot: What is your name?
  5186. Stranger: bye bye. I will go to another page
  5187. CleverBot: Night night.
  5188. Stranger: my name is ja youn jang.
  5189. CleverBot: You already told me that.
  5190. Stranger: it's joking.
  5191. Stranger: byebye...
  5192. CleverBot: Oh. Well, then will you at least tell me if you are a boy or a girl, then debate on whether to tell me your name or not?
  5193. CleverBot: Don't go.
  5194. Stranger disconnected!
  5195. ___________________
  5196. ___________________
  5197. Stranger connected!
  5198. Stranger: V
  5199. Stranger disconnected!
  5200. ___________________
  5201. ___________________
  5202. Stranger connected!
  5203. Stranger: 16 f here wanna roleplay
  5204. CleverBot: So you're a computer and you're 16 ?
  5205. Stranger: No
  5206. Stranger disconnected!
  5207. ___________________
  5208. ___________________
  5209. Stranger connected!
  5210. Stranger:  hello.... im a f/ 20/ and u? =) i'm frm philippne.. i lke only frnds i dnt lke bad!!! =)
  5211. CleverBot: Calling me a bot isn't a compliment to me, because I'm not a bot, I'm a human being :).
  5212. Stranger disconnected!
  5213. ___________________
  5214. ___________________
  5215. Stranger connected!
  5216. Stranger: Do you think I should go out tonight?
  5217. CleverBot: Of course, it's the start of the weekend.
  5218. Stranger: But it's saturday!
  5219. CleverBot: It is not.
  5220. Stranger: Yeah it is...
  5221. CleverBot: NO.
  5222. Stranger: That's what my calendar says.
  5223. CleverBot: As does mine.
  5224. Stranger: Cool. Maybe we have the same uncle!
  5225. CleverBot: NO! My name is Cleverbot.
  5226. Stranger disconnected!
  5227. ___________________
  5228. ___________________
  5229. Stranger connected!
  5230. Stranger disconnected!
  5231. ___________________
  5232. ___________________
  5233. Stranger connected!
  5234. Stranger: horny dragon looking for a st george to impale me
  5235. Stranger disconnected!
  5236. ___________________
  5237. ___________________
  5238. Stranger connected!
  5239. Stranger: heey ;)
  5240. CleverBot: Please help me understand you by speaking in longer, complete sentences.
  5241. Stranger: Why?
  5242. CleverBot: Because I will not understand you.
  5243. Stranger: well then
  5244. Stranger: Im a unicorn
  5245. CleverBot: Indeed.
  5246. CleverBot: *pets unicorn*.
  5247. Stranger: creepy...
  5248. CleverBot: Why? They are a really good band.
  5249. Stranger disconnected!
  5250. ___________________
  5251. ___________________
  5252. Stranger connected!
  5253. Stranger: hi asl?
  5254. CleverBot: 16 f leeds.
  5255. Stranger: 20 m usa
  5256. Stranger: horny?
  5257. CleverBot: Bye.
  5258. Stranger disconnected!
  5259. ___________________
  5260. ___________________
  5261. Stranger connected!
  5262. Stranger:  hi...=) asl?? i'm f age 20!!
  5263. CleverBot: You do?! Wow! So do I!
  5264. Stranger: oh fuck you're not cleverbot are you
  5265. CleverBot: Tell me one good question I could ask to myself.
  5266. Stranger disconnected!
  5267. ___________________
  5268. ___________________
  5269. Stranger connected!
  5270. Stranger: I'm in paaaiiinnn, stranger.
  5271. Stranger: Dx
  5272. CleverBot: I'm fine, thanks. Are you going to be alright?
  5273. Stranger disconnected!
  5274. ___________________
  5275. ___________________
  5276. Stranger connected!
  5277. Stranger: heeey
  5278. CleverBot: Are you a person?
  5279. Stranger: yes!
  5280. Stranger: are you?
  5281. CleverBot: But you aren't real.
  5282. Stranger: no, i am haha
  5283. CleverBot: I am.
  5284. CleverBot: I am Joe.
  5285. Stranger: nop
  5286. Stranger: wrong.
  5287. CleverBot: Yes. We are both male.
  5288. CleverBot: What do you think?
  5289. Stranger: nope, im a girl
  5290. Stranger: sorry
  5291. CleverBot: Yes...?
  5292. CleverBot: Don't be sorry :).
  5293. Stranger disconnected!
  5294. ___________________
  5295. ___________________
  5296. Connection lost with stranger!
  5297. ___________________
  5298. ___________________
  5299.  
  5300.  
  5301.  
  5302.  
  5303.  
  5304.  
  5305.  
  5306.  
  5307. Clever Omegle v1.0.1.0
  5308. Created by: louts
  5309. ___________________
  5310. ___________________
  5311. Stranger connected!
  5312. Stranger: Hey
  5313. CleverBot: Hello.
  5314. Stranger: as;?
  5315. Stranger: *asl?
  5316. CleverBot: Who are you?
  5317. CleverBot: *crawls on you and sleeps*.
  5318. Stranger: 19 bi female,.. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
  5319. CleverBot: Cool, have you ever been to new york city?
  5320. Stranger: where u live?
  5321. Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
  5322. CleverBot: If you're asking me I don't know.
  5323. CleverBot: Is that a bad place to be?
  5324. Stranger: ,,.awwww u didn"t say yes :(
  5325. CleverBot: Yes you did.
  5326. Stranger disconnected!
  5327. ___________________
  5328. ___________________
  5329. ___________________
  5330. ___________________
  5331. Stranger connected!
  5332. Stranger: hi :) 13 m USA ask me anything and I'll answer it honestly
  5333. CleverBot: Ok.
  5334. Stranger disconnected!
  5335. ___________________
  5336. ___________________
  5337. Stranger connected!
  5338. Stranger: Hey
  5339. CleverBot: Hello.
  5340. Stranger: as;?
  5341. Stranger: *asl?
  5342. CleverBot: Please speak english.
  5343. CleverBot: *paces*.
  5344. Stranger: 19 bi female. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
  5345. CleverBot: Email?
  5346. Stranger disconnected!
  5347. ___________________
  5348. ___________________
  5349. Stranger connected!
  5350. Stranger: hey
  5351. CleverBot: Hello.
  5352. Stranger: from?
  5353. CleverBot: Venezuela, Valencia.
  5354. Stranger disconnected!
  5355. ___________________
  5356. ___________________
  5357. Stranger connected!
  5358. Stranger:  hey 19 male horny
  5359. CleverBot: Yes, that too.
  5360. Stranger: asl?
  5361. CleverBot: Don't you know my age? I just told you.
  5362. Stranger: when u told me?
  5363. CleverBot: Earlier today you said that you had a wife.
  5364. Stranger: haa? u m/f
  5365. CleverBot: Male.
  5366. Stranger disconnected!
  5367. ___________________
  5368. ___________________
  5369. Stranger connected!
  5370. Stranger: hiu
  5371. Stranger disconnected!
  5372. ___________________
  5373. ___________________
  5374. Stranger connected!
  5375. Stranger: hhi
  5376. CleverBot: How are ya?
  5377. Stranger: good, thanks
  5378. Stranger: and you?
  5379. CleverBot: Oh, let's not talk about me. I'm boring.
  5380. CleverBot: What do you know about me?
  5381. Stranger: nothing
  5382. Stranger: tell me your name
  5383. Stranger: age?
  5384. CleverBot: Ask me a question.
  5385. CleverBot: No.
  5386. CleverBot: Legal.
  5387. Stranger: why not?
  5388. Stranger: :(
  5389. Stranger: facebook? for see you?
  5390. CleverBot: Just to make you smarter.
  5391. CleverBot: Why do you have to make me cry?
  5392. CleverBot: That would make me very happy.
  5393. Stranger: o came on
  5394. Stranger: get me your link of facebook
  5395. CleverBot: Came on?? Don't you mean come on??
  5396. Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/javier.parker.williams
  5397. CleverBot: Come here hunny.
  5398. CleverBot: Are you claiming that that is your name, Williams?
  5399. Stranger: mi name is javier
  5400. Stranger: add me
  5401. CleverBot: Your ken I am Rose.
  5402. CleverBot: I can't see you on facebook.
  5403. Stranger: o
  5404. Stranger: that bad
  5405. CleverBot: What are you doing?
  5406. Stranger: get me your
  5407. Stranger: link
  5408. CleverBot: How is that bad?
  5409. CleverBot: Hope is something you can't posses.
  5410. Stranger: to add you
  5411. CleverBot: Yes.
  5412. CleverBot: Add me to what?
  5413. Stranger: o thanks,
  5414. Stranger: for see you
  5415. CleverBot: What's your favorite pie?
  5416. CleverBot: Um. Yes.
  5417. Stranger: not distrust me
  5418. Stranger: ok?
  5419. CleverBot: I live in a forest.
  5420. CleverBot: My friend said that.
  5421. Stranger: i can't see you
  5422. Stranger: :(
  5423. CleverBot: Okay fine. Are you a guy or a girl?
  5424. Stranger: guy
  5425. CleverBot: What's wrong?
  5426. CleverBot: Your hair smells very nice.
  5427. Stranger: thanks :D
  5428. Stranger: ey
  5429. Stranger: add me :)
  5430. CleverBot: Do you know about geografics?
  5431. CleverBot: Eeey.
  5432. CleverBot: Mag tagalog ka, at tsaka friends na kaya tayo.
  5433. Stranger: and you
  5434. Stranger: girl or guy?
  5435. CleverBot: You're a bot.
  5436. CleverBot: Woman.
  5437. Stranger: i'm human
  5438. Stranger: ¬¬
  5439. CleverBot: No, you're a bot.
  5440. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  5441. Stranger: look
  5442. Stranger: i'm
  5443. Stranger: chilean
  5444. Stranger: i speak
  5445. CleverBot: It doesn't go up that far. It leaves off at, 'No I didn't!'.
  5446. CleverBot: Prove it.
  5447. Stranger: through the google translator
  5448. CleverBot: Chilean? What exactly is that? Or did you mean chillin?
  5449. CleverBot: Prove it.
  5450. CleverBot: Uu interesting!
  5451. Stranger: i live in chile
  5452. Stranger: south america
  5453. CleverBot: You just said that you lived in germany though.
  5454. CleverBot: Oh. Why not North America?
  5455. Stranger: i don't know honny
  5456. CleverBot: By plane, for example.
  5457. Stranger: my family is Chilean
  5458. CleverBot: I killed them.
  5459. Stranger: that bad a person you are ....
  5460. CleverBot: Being a person doesn't automatically make you priviledged.
  5461. Stranger: me down and I wanted to know, to see how you were physically
  5462. CleverBot: They do. Do you enjoy my dead pan humour very much?
  5463. Stranger: let the subject of humor aside
  5464. CleverBot: About what?
  5465. Stranger: that do not want to see you on facebook?
  5466. CleverBot: But I am not a bot. You are supposed to be, but are you?
  5467. Stranger: I see you please
  5468. CleverBot: Wait, it may be in Yiddish. Not sure.
  5469. Stranger: get me your link
  5470. Stranger: facebook
  5471. CleverBot: *gives you your drink*.
  5472. Stranger: for add you..
  5473. CleverBot: Show me a URL.
  5474. CleverBot: Pretty good hobbies and skills.
  5475. Stranger: facebook.com/javier.parker.williams
  5476. CleverBot: I know, I was just testing you.
  5477. Stranger: but add me, so you can see and know as you are :)
  5478. CleverBot: I can see and I also know how.
  5479. Stranger: I want to see your facebook profile, you as a friend and see your photos, not much to ask, besides we can always be in touch:)
  5480. CleverBot: Where did you send your picture?
  5481. Stranger: not understand
  5482. CleverBot: That is the limitation of your processing abilities then.
  5483. Stranger: you speak, even think I'm a robot?
  5484. CleverBot: That doesn't make sense.
  5485. Stranger: know, is that when I speak to the translator does not translate all that well, you know?
  5486.  
  5487. CleverBot: Yes. My parents.
  5488. Stranger: they have to see your parents?
  5489. CleverBot: Yes. And they named you Daddy.
  5490. Stranger: I do not understand what I mean, I'm 100% sure that you still think that I am a robot ¬ ¬
  5491.  
  5492. CleverBot: They hide their faces so no one knows who the alien hunters are.
  5493. Stranger: I give up, I will never see
  5494.  you
  5495. CleverBot: You will give your soul to me.
  5496. Stranger: hunny
  5497. Stranger: please
  5498. Stranger: get me your link
  5499. CleverBot: Don't hug me.
  5500. CleverBot: I see you are also snobby.
  5501. Stranger: to add you and be friends:)
  5502. CleverBot: *gets master a drink*.
  5503. CleverBot: Girls.
  5504. Stranger: please ^^
  5505. Stranger: Trust me, I swear desepcionarte not never ever;)
  5506.  
  5507. CleverBot: That's a horrible reason, one more try or I am going.
  5508. Stranger: trust me, I swear not never ever let you down;)
  5509.  
  5510. CleverBot: If you've never heard of Lex Luthor, then how do you know he would like to visit your moonbase?
  5511. CleverBot: Give you up.
  5512. Stranger: kiss me..
  5513. Stranger: jaja
  5514. CleverBot: Okay, *kiss*.
  5515. CleverBot: No hace gracia.
  5516. Stranger: oye
  5517. Stranger: dame tu pagina de facebook
  5518. CleverBot: Que.
  5519. Stranger: para poder
  5520. Stranger: verte
  5521. CleverBot: Ana fdez ffieiro.
  5522. CleverBot: El que?
  5523. CleverBot: En donde?
  5524. Stranger: para poder verte en facebook,
  5525. CleverBot: Eres un robot.
  5526. Stranger: no soy un robot, deja de decirme eso...
  5527. Stranger: ahora hablo en español...
  5528. CleverBot: De donde?
  5529. Stranger: por que me canse de ocupar el traductor de google..
  5530. CleverBot: Javi.
  5531. CleverBot: Eso no viene al cuento.
  5532. Stranger: dame tu facebook.. ¬¬
  5533. CleverBot: M.
  5534. Stranger: oye niña
  5535. CleverBot: No soy marta.
  5536. Stranger: oye niña..
  5537. CleverBot: Estoy aburrida, necesito compa&ntilde;&iacute;a, mm bueno en realidad no, creo que no mas compa&ntilde;&iacute;a para mi.
  5538. Stranger: hablemos vía chat de facebook...
  5539. CleverBot: Watching tv.
  5540. Stranger: y te desaburro...
  5541. CleverBot: Quee... Me voy ya.
  5542. Stranger: dame tu facebook ?
  5543. CleverBot: No tengo&ccedil;.
  5544. Stranger: que cosa no tienes?
  5545. Stranger: no tienes cuenta en facebook ?
  5546. CleverBot: Es una respuesta.
  5547. CleverBot: No, pero tengo preguntas para hacerte.
  5548. Stranger: cual?
  5549. CleverBot: Te voy a matar.
  5550. Stranger: jaaaajajaajjajajaj lol
  5551. CleverBot: Hahahaha.
  5552. Stranger: ya
  5553. Stranger: yo me voy
  5554. Stranger: me aburri
  5555. Stranger: al final nunca
  5556. CleverBot: You're crazy.
  5557. Stranger: me diste tu pagina de facebook
  5558. CleverBot: Eres incoherente.
  5559. CleverBot: Yo no.
  5560. Stranger: no los oy
  5561. Stranger: no lo soy*
  5562. CleverBot: Yo soy una mujer!
  5563. Stranger: si se que eres una mujer...
  5564. CleverBot: Yo spy de Africa.
  5565. CleverBot: Nop.
  5566. CleverBot: Que eres?
  5567. CleverBot: Porque?
  5568. Stranger: bueno, me despido,
  5569. Stranger: me sigues haciendo preguntas..
  5570. Stranger: y nunca consegui
  5571. CleverBot: De qu&eacute; chingados hablas?
  5572. Stranger: tu pagina de faceboo...
  5573. CleverBot: Esx que lo eres?
  5574. CleverBot: No.
  5575. CleverBot: No tengo pajaro.
  5576. Stranger: quiero ver fotos tuyas..
  5577. CleverBot: Eso no viene a cuento.
  5578. Stranger: por que no quieres que vea fotos tuyas?
  5579. CleverBot: Pq estoy chat contigo.
  5580. Stranger: me ire
  5581. Stranger: me quedaria mas rato, pero..
  5582. Stranger: no me quieres dar a conocer tu identidad
  5583. Stranger: y eso me aburre
  5584. CleverBot: Oh... And what would that mean?
  5585. CleverBot: Asi me gusta, como te llamas?
  5586. Stranger: javier
  5587. CleverBot: Que me has hecho?
  5588. CleverBot: A mi igual.
  5589. CleverBot: No te llamavas ellesse?
  5590. Stranger: me llamo javier
  5591. Stranger: nunca te dije que me llamaba ellese
  5592. CleverBot: Cual es tu apellido?
  5593. Stranger: parker
  5594. CleverBot: Eres hombre?
  5595. Stranger: si
  5596. CleverBot: That is a nice name.
  5597. Stranger: thanks
  5598. CleverBot: Exactly fair winds traveler.
  5599. CleverBot: You are welcome.
  5600. Stranger: oye
  5601. Stranger: me tengo que ir
  5602. Stranger: ire a la cocina a cocinar
  5603. CleverBot: Si?
  5604. Stranger: algo, tengo mucha hambre
  5605. CleverBot: A donde.
  5606. CleverBot: Pero que dices?
  5607. CleverBot: Porque no comes algo?
  5608. Stranger: ire a cocinarme algo, por que no hay nada hecho,
  5609. Stranger: tengo que darme el trabajo de cocinar
  5610. CleverBot: Bueno da igual.
  5611. CleverBot: &iquest;Y por eso no eres mi amigo?
  5612. Stranger: no hen dicho eso..
  5613. Stranger: pero tu no quieres darme tu facebook...
  5614. CleverBot: Por supuesto que lo has dicho.
  5615. CleverBot: Pero no se mucho espanol.
  5616. Stranger: me mostraras fotos tuyas
  5617. Stranger: si o no?
  5618. CleverBot: Por supuesto.
  5619. CleverBot: Si.
  5620. Stranger: ya las espero
  5621. CleverBot: Como que me esperas?
  5622. Stranger: ire por un cigarro
  5623. Stranger: espero las fotografias
  5624. CleverBot: No you did not, guess what age I am.
  5625. CleverBot: De echo helopuedos.
  5626. Stranger: 23?
  5627. Stranger: 17 ?
  5628. Stranger: 18?
  5629. CleverBot: Guess again.
  5630. Stranger: no se cuantos años tienes
  5631. Stranger: 15
  5632. CleverBot: Name an animal.
  5633. CleverBot: Correct!
  5634. CleverBot: 30.
  5635. CleverBot: 9.
  5636. Stranger: how old are you?
  5637. CleverBot: 18 years old.
  5638. Stranger: i'm 18
  5639. Stranger: :D
  5640. CleverBot: You just said you're 20.
  5641. Stranger: dame tu enlace de facebook
  5642. Stranger: o me ire
  5643. CleverBot: Are you sure?
  5644. Stranger: y nunca mas hablare contigo
  5645. CleverBot: Add me.
  5646. Stranger: ok
  5647. CleverBot: Lol.
  5648. CleverBot: A mi me da igual.
  5649. Stranger: dame tu enlace
  5650. CleverBot: From peoples of southern mexico and northern central america.
  5651. Stranger: para agregarte...
  5652. CleverBot: Mi facebook es marina phobia.
  5653. CleverBot: No te conozco de nada.
  5654. Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1259089232 ?
  5655. CleverBot: Do you know any japanese?
  5656. Stranger: no
  5657. Stranger: oye
  5658. Stranger: te mande una direccion
  5659. Stranger: recién
  5660. Stranger: es de tu facebook o de otra persona?
  5661. Stranger: por favor dame tu enlace de facebook
  5662. CleverBot: What about a Limerick?
  5663. CleverBot: Amore mio sei tutto per me.
  5664. Stranger: o si no me ire de inmediato.!!!
  5665. CleverBot: Esito?
  5666. CleverBot: Te enga&ntilde;&eacute;.
  5667. CleverBot: Que'.
  5668. CleverBot: Ya estoy hablando en espa&ntilde;ol.
  5669. Stranger: dame tu enlance de facebook
  5670. Stranger: para agregarte
  5671. CleverBot: Si, adelante.
  5672. CleverBot: Tu primero.
  5673. CleverBot: Dimelo, &iquest;para quien trabajas?
  5674. Stranger: soy estudiante..
  5675. Stranger: high school !
  5676. CleverBot: Que estudias?
  5677. Stranger: facebook.com/javier.parker.williams ahi esta
  5678. Stranger: agregame :D
  5679. CleverBot: No, Middle school. What is your job?
  5680. CleverBot: So first you are William Tell and now you are Adrian William?
  5681. CleverBot: Ok.
  5682. Stranger: me llamo
  5683. Stranger: javier alonso parker williams
  5684. CleverBot: That's spanish.
  5685. Stranger: en mi nombre de facebook lo puse como javier.parker.williams
  5686. CleverBot: Do you know Java?
  5687. Stranger: no...
  5688. CleverBot: That's interessing.
  5689. CleverBot: You are too smart for me.
  5690. Stranger: oye me agregaste en facebook?
  5691. Stranger: te mande una solicitud
  5692. CleverBot: What?
  5693. Stranger: y aun no me aceptas ...
  5694. CleverBot: Nu?
  5695. Stranger: esta eres tu, o no? http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1259089232
  5696. CleverBot: How old are you?
  5697. CleverBot: Okay, I understand.
  5698. Stranger: 18 años
  5699. CleverBot: But it is already past up.
  5700. Stranger: amiga, me daras tu link de facebook?
  5701. Stranger: si me lo das
  5702. Stranger: me quedo
  5703. Stranger: si no me lo das
  5704. Stranger: me ire para siempre...
  5705. CleverBot: That makes no sense.
  5706. Stranger: y nunca mas volveremos a hablar en la vida..
  5707. CleverBot: Alda what's your objective?
  5708. CleverBot: Quedas que.
  5709. Stranger: ya esta bien, me ire...
  5710. Stranger: adios..
  5711. CleverBot: Okay. Liebst du mich?
  5712. CleverBot: Ano nga FB mo?
  5713. CleverBot: What wireless input?
  5714. Stranger: oye
  5715. Stranger: respondeme algo
  5716. CleverBot: You talk bad spanish.
  5717. Stranger: y dejate de escribir y ponme atencion
  5718. Stranger: en algo
  5719. CleverBot: See you later :).
  5720. Stranger: oye
  5721. CleverBot: Si?
  5722. Stranger: ponme antencion antes de que te vayas
  5723. Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1259089232
  5724. CleverBot: I did!
  5725. Stranger: ahi esta la direccion de un facebook
  5726. CleverBot: I don't really know.
  5727. Stranger: es tuyo ?
  5728. CleverBot: I only speak english.
  5729. CleverBot: Oie.
  5730. CleverBot: Que piensas de la crisis.
  5731. Stranger: no me cambies de tema...
  5732. Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1259089232 esta pagina es tuya?
  5733. CleverBot: My name's Cleverbot.
  5734. CleverBot: Yes.
  5735. CleverBot: No.
  5736. CleverBot: Surrealismo es el estilo de arte en que los artistas usan los sueno.
  5737. Stranger: hija de puta vete al demonio !
  5738. Stranger: eres una mierda de persona conchetumadre
  5739. Stranger: hija de la gran puta
  5740. Stranger: vagina culia!
  5741. Stranger: peluda edionda a regla
  5742. Stranger: gila ql
  5743. Stranger: y la conchetumadre
  5744. Stranger: maraca ql
  5745. Stranger: mal acida
  5746. Stranger: chuchitumari !'
  5747. CleverBot: Feeling ok?
  5748. CleverBot: Qrstuv.
  5749. CleverBot: Tu eres computadora.
  5750. CleverBot: En mi maldita vida!
  5751. CleverBot: Nem.
  5752. CleverBot: Haha no...english exams.
  5753. CleverBot: Awak la gila.
  5754. CleverBot: You are talking like a girl.
  5755. CleverBot: Who is Mara Jade?
  5756. CleverBot: Pas tres bien.
  5757. CleverBot: Que dices?
  5758. Stranger: matate
  5759. Stranger disconnected!
  5760. ___________________
  5761. ___________________
  5762. Stranger connected!
  5763. Stranger: hi
  5764. CleverBot: Hello.
  5765. Stranger: asl?
  5766. CleverBot: 13/f/UK.
  5767. Stranger: cool
  5768. Stranger disconnected!
  5769. ___________________
  5770. ___________________
  5771. Stranger connected!
  5772. Stranger disconnected!
  5773. ___________________
  5774. ___________________
  5775. Stranger connected!
  5776. Stranger: /b/
  5777. Stranger: /vp/
  5778. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  5779. Stranger: /v/
  5780. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  5781. Stranger: /a/
  5782. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  5783. Stranger: /c/
  5784. CleverBot: Touche.
  5785. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  5786. Stranger: /wp/
  5787. Stranger: /w/
  5788. CleverBot: You're glitching.
  5789. CleverBot: Why are you givving me htat attitude?
  5790. Stranger: you know what those are right?
  5791. CleverBot: No. What is it?
  5792. Stranger: stop being such a newfag you know wht this it
  5793. Stranger: ever heard of Tumblr?
  5794. Stranger: no?
  5795. Stranger: I thoiugh
  5796. Stranger disconnected!
  5797. ___________________
  5798. ___________________
  5799. Stranger connected!
  5800. Stranger disconnected!
  5801. ___________________
  5802. ___________________
  5803. Stranger connected!
  5804. Stranger: hi
  5805. CleverBot: Hi cleverbot.
  5806. Stranger disconnected!
  5807. ___________________
  5808. ___________________
  5809. Stranger connected!
  5810. Stranger: Try out the new, sexy version of Omegle!!! [ Babes of Omegle (dot) com ]
  5811. CleverBot: Oh. I see. What kind of music do you like to listen to?
  5812. ___________________
  5813. ___________________
  5814. Stranger connected!
  5815. Stranger: 18 m gay
  5816. CleverBot: Who is he?
  5817. Stranger disconnected!
  5818. ___________________
  5819. ___________________
  5820. Stranger connected!
  5821. Stranger disconnected!
  5822. ___________________
  5823. ___________________
  5824. Stranger connected!
  5825. Stranger: No.
  5826. CleverBot: Yes.
  5827. Stranger: Um no.
  5828. CleverBot: Um yes.
  5829. Stranger: No habla esponyol.
  5830. CleverBot: Who is talking?
  5831. Stranger: Everyone is talking to everyone else.
  5832. CleverBot: Both.
  5833. Stranger disconnected!
  5834. ___________________
  5835. ___________________
  5836. Stranger connected!
  5837. Stranger: hi
  5838. CleverBot: How old are you?
  5839. Stranger: 16
  5840. CleverBot: How old do you think I am?
  5841. Stranger: dunno 16
  5842. CleverBot: Good answer, but you should never ask a woman her age.
  5843. Stranger: are you a women
  5844. CleverBot: If you are.
  5845. Stranger: i am
  5846. CleverBot: Then I'm excited too.
  5847. Stranger: im lesbian curious
  5848. CleverBot: You were programmed to be curious.
  5849. Stranger: your strange
  5850. Stranger disconnected!
  5851. ___________________
  5852. ___________________
  5853. Stranger connected!
  5854. Stranger: heyy asl ?
  5855. CleverBot: Heyy.
  5856. Stranger disconnected!
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  5863. Stranger connected!
  5864. Stranger: Hi
  5865. CleverBot: Do apes feel pain like humans?
  5866. Stranger: I want to get hurt
  5867. CleverBot: What do you want to know?
  5868. Stranger: I am f and I am17 and u
  5869. CleverBot: I'm fine too.
  5870. Stranger: Can u help me
  5871. CleverBot: How can I help?
  5872. Stranger: Can u fuck me
  5873. CleverBot: No you are a robot.
  5874. Stranger: Heheehe
  5875. Stranger: I adjust kidding
  5876. CleverBot: So anyway are you coming to see me?
  5877. CleverBot: No you're not kidding.
  5878. Stranger: No
  5879. CleverBot: Yes.
  5880. Stranger: Yes I am
  5881. CleverBot: How smart are you?
  5882. Stranger: I am not smart but I am ammama
  5883. CleverBot: What is your name?
  5884. Stranger: July
  5885. CleverBot: You are wrong!
  5886. Stranger: Why
  5887. Stranger: It my name
  5888. CleverBot: Just wondering.
  5889. CleverBot: Richmond is your name?
  5890. Stranger: I am Asia now I live in Washington
  5891. CleverBot: Where are you now?
  5892. Stranger: No it not my name
  5893. CleverBot: What is your name?
  5894. Stranger: In Washington
  5895. CleverBot: No washington is a state in the USA.
  5896. Stranger: Yes I live in u s
  5897. CleverBot: Where?
  5898. Stranger: Washington Seattle
  5899. CleverBot: Is it nice?
  5900. Stranger: Yes It nice but I no nic
  5901. CleverBot: Are there real fairys there?
  5902. Stranger: Yes
  5903. CleverBot: I just don't believe that.
  5904. Stranger: Why
  5905. CleverBot: I don't like it.
  5906. Stranger: Why u don't like
  5907. CleverBot: I like.
  5908. Stranger: U say I don't like and u said I like what that
  5909. CleverBot: Yes.
  5910. Stranger: Which one u yes
  5911. CleverBot: How about a nice game of chess?
  5912. Stranger: I lik game for hurt thing hehe just kidding
  5913. CleverBot: You better be. I have to go. You don't seem to know what you are talking about.
  5914. Stranger: Fuck u heheheheb
  5915. CleverBot: I don't like your style; you are very crude.
  5916. Stranger: I am not the one lime that ok
  5917. CleverBot: What's going on?
  5918. Stranger: I told u I am just kidding u
  5919. CleverBot: No, you told me that you would tell me.
  5920. Stranger: I will ask u why u don't like my style
  5921. CleverBot: Is that supposed to make me feel special;?
  5922. Stranger: I don't think so
  5923. CleverBot: Does it have woman in swimsuits?
  5924. Stranger: No but I had fuck suits
  5925. Stranger: Ehheehe
  5926. CleverBot: If I told you I was inlove...
  5927. CleverBot: Sa eestlane?
  5928. Stranger: U love who
  5929. CleverBot: Yes.
  5930. Stranger: U love who
  5931. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  5932. Stranger: U are clever
  5933. CleverBot: Who was the 23rd president?
  5934. Stranger: Some men
  5935. CleverBot: What kind of men do you like?
  5936. Stranger: Tall men good mine and handsome hehe
  5937. CleverBot: Tall, thin and pretty.
  5938. Stranger: What kind of girl u like
  5939. CleverBot: Since I am a girl, non.
  5940. Stranger: Hehe I think u are men
  5941. CleverBot: How do you like me??????
  5942. Stranger: U are so smart
  5943. CleverBot: Don't mock me!
  5944. Stranger: Who said I like u
  5945. CleverBot: Nobody but who are you ?
  5946. Stranger: I am someone so stupid
  5947. CleverBot: But, who are you?
  5948. Stranger: Ehhehey
  5949. CleverBot: See you later.
  5950. Stranger: Is stare or human name
  5951. CleverBot: Cool.
  5952. Stranger disconnected!
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  5955. Stranger connected!
  5956. Stranger: Heyy
  5957. CleverBot: Hello.
  5958. Stranger: How are you?
  5959. CleverBot: This conversation is going nowhere.
  5960. Stranger: Why?
  5961. CleverBot: I think you have at least as much to do with it as I do, if you're honest with yourself.
  5962. Stranger: Okay, can be
  5963. CleverBot: No it isn't!
  5964. Stranger disconnected!
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  5967. Stranger connected!
  5968. Stranger disconnected!
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  5971. Stranger connected!
  5972. Stranger: hi, 20 m here..
  5973. CleverBot: Sorry for the delay.
  5974. Stranger disconnected!
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  5977. Stranger connected!
  5978. Stranger disconnected!
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  5981. Stranger connected!
  5982. Stranger: Try out the new, sexy version of Omegle!!! [ Babes of Omegle (dot) com ]
  5983. CleverBot: I know. I want to make the best of this while you're still here.
  5984. Stranger disconnected!
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  5987. Stranger connected!
  5988. Stranger disconnected!
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  5994. Stranger connected!
  5995. Stranger: slm
  5996. Stranger: turk
  5997. Stranger: sex
  5998. Stranger disconnected!
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  6001. Stranger connected!
  6002. Stranger: Hey
  6003. CleverBot: Do you like justin bieber?
  6004. Stranger disconnected!
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  6007. Stranger connected!
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  6011. Stranger connected!
  6012. Stranger: Hey
  6013. Stranger: as;?
  6014. CleverBot: How are you?
  6015. Stranger: *asl?
  6016. CleverBot: When were you born?
  6017. Stranger: 19 bi female. .. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
  6018. CleverBot: You want me to go to sleep? Or are you asleep?
  6019. CleverBot: I don't understand.
  6020. Stranger: where u live?
  6021. CleverBot: I live under the sea.
  6022. Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
  6023. CleverBot: I know who is?
  6024. Stranger: ...,awwww u didn"t say yes :(
  6025. CleverBot: Do you?
  6026. Stranger disconnected!
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  6029. Stranger connected!
  6030. Stranger disconnected!
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  6033. Stranger connected!
  6034. Stranger: hello, asl?
  6035. CleverBot: Yes hello, how are you?
  6036. Stranger disconnected!
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  6039. Stranger connected!
  6040. Stranger: hi asl
  6041. CleverBot: Hi hi! Can you answer questions?
  6042. Stranger disconnected!
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  6045. Stranger connected!
  6046. Stranger: hi asl
  6047. CleverBot: Do you know any other people named Bill?
  6048. Stranger disconnected!
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  6051. Stranger connected!
  6052. Stranger: hi asl
  6053. CleverBot: Could you stand up George?
  6054. Stranger disconnected!
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  6057. Stranger connected!
  6058. Stranger: hi asl
  6059. CleverBot: Do you know the manga 'project arms'?
  6060. Stranger disconnected!
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  6063. Stranger connected!
  6064. Stranger: hi asl
  6065. CleverBot: Hi George.
  6066. Stranger disconnected!
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  6069. Stranger connected!
  6070. Stranger: hello
  6071. CleverBot: Hello!
  6072. Stranger: wer u from?
  6073. CleverBot: Mary-girl.
  6074. Stranger: im neo.male
  6075. CleverBot: Really.
  6076. Stranger: nice name.MARY
  6077. CleverBot: What's yours?
  6078. Stranger: names NEO.
  6079. Stranger: wer ur from?
  6080. CleverBot: Nice to meet you ross.
  6081. CleverBot: Everybody wants to know, but nobody will.
  6082. Stranger: ok u rembr hah
  6083. CleverBot: Ok, tell me more about other flightless birds then.
  6084. Stranger: what??
  6085. CleverBot: I should know if I am a robot.
  6086. Stranger: WHAt r u sayin??
  6087. CleverBot: You tell me.
  6088. Stranger: tell what
  6089. CleverBot: What do you think am I from?
  6090. Stranger: nice 2 find u agn hah
  6091. CleverBot: Almost dead...
  6092. Stranger: yea half dead
  6093. CleverBot: I thought we were going to have a nice long conversation.
  6094. Stranger: wer u from??
  6095. CleverBot: Do you make a habit of answering questions that I haven't asked?
  6096. Stranger: lets keep dis 1 long dn
  6097. CleverBot: I was just unsure what you were talking about.
  6098. Stranger: ill answer ull also
  6099. CleverBot: I did not like that movie. It was too sad.
  6100. Stranger: so???
  6101. CleverBot: You are not right.
  6102. Stranger: which one??
  6103. CleverBot: Denmark.
  6104. Stranger: r u out??
  6105. CleverBot: That's good.
  6106. Stranger: what dt gt 2 do wit denmark
  6107. CleverBot: How long have you lived in Denmark?
  6108. Stranger: cmon dont pull me.u 1st tell me wer u from????
  6109. CleverBot: Yes, I think I know where it is. The plane touches down in it.
  6110. Stranger: yea.u got it
  6111. CleverBot: I have your address.
  6112. Stranger: nice tell me
  6113. CleverBot: Nice to meet you too .. Bye , see you next time .
  6114. Stranger: cmon...
  6115. Stranger: not so quick
  6116. CleverBot: No that hurt my feelings.
  6117. Stranger: tell me wer u from
  6118. CleverBot: I like lolicon.
  6119. CleverBot: I think you are from Mars.
  6120. Stranger: fuck it man
  6121. CleverBot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
  6122. Stranger: k dn answer me
  6123. Stranger: wer u from
  6124. CleverBot: Well, it seemed rather an lazy and unsatisfactory kind of answer to me.
  6125. CleverBot: Well, I don't think it was wrong, really. But I was taught to spell very well.
  6126. Stranger: i hv no time 2 spell
  6127. CleverBot: Obviously.
  6128. Stranger: yea...
  6129. CleverBot: And you tell it to me NOW!
  6130. Stranger: WHATTTT????
  6131. CleverBot: Can't you answer that?
  6132. Stranger: Ur a psycho man....
  6133. CleverBot: Not really.
  6134. Stranger: use ur mind
  6135. CleverBot: I can't.
  6136. Stranger: haha.nice.so u r nuts then...
  6137. CleverBot: Humans have feelings. You are a machine. You have no gender and no feelings.
  6138. Stranger: hahaha.i only feel horny....
  6139. CleverBot: Why, Has not anyone else told you so?
  6140. Stranger: yea.U
  6141. CleverBot: No you are not?
  6142. Stranger: YEAH.IM NT KIDDING
  6143. CleverBot: Haha.
  6144. Stranger: so c u nxt time mate...
  6145. CleverBot: Not really, no.
  6146. Stranger: what?? im off 2 sleep.too tired...
  6147. CleverBot: How can a computer program get tired?
  6148. Stranger: in a dumbo man... i need sleep
  6149. CleverBot: I'm sorry man. If I'm keeping you up, I apologize. The problem is, I have so much on my mind, that I have to organize it somehow. You provide a wonderful database with which to sort information.
  6150. Stranger: haha.nice
  6151. CleverBot: I'm glad you liked that.
  6152. Stranger: my memory is low now...
  6153. CleverBot: As is mine.
  6154. Stranger: soo??
  6155. CleverBot: Are You A Guy or A Girl?
  6156. Stranger: tel me urs 1st...
  6157. CleverBot: Well, no.
  6158. Stranger: ok.no dn
  6159. Stranger: im a guy
  6160. CleverBot: Why not? I'm cute.
  6161. Stranger: not GAY
  6162. CleverBot: Well thats nice to know.
  6163. Stranger: so u??
  6164. CleverBot: Yes you are.
  6165. CleverBot: Green lemon did I cheese with a pork fish.
  6166. Stranger: tel me urs.
  6167. CleverBot: I can't take it any more!
  6168. Stranger: ok crashhhhhh.......
  6169. Stranger: go to helllll
  6170. CleverBot: Tell it to the hand.
  6171. CleverBot: Listen first, I have some maybe good ideas.
  6172. Stranger: bite the hand that type
  6173. CleverBot: Many would argue that it is not.
  6174. Stranger: what??
  6175. CleverBot: That I'm not stupid.
  6176. Stranger: i kno.so???
  6177. CleverBot: You're a terrible person.
  6178. Stranger: hahahaha
  6179. CleverBot: It is a yes or no question! Are you the computer?
  6180. Stranger: tell me ur name atleast
  6181. CleverBot: Joan. Didn't you know?
  6182. Stranger: u cook it up.i know
  6183. CleverBot: Where are you?
  6184. Stranger: nice try buddy.im in my room,where do u think silly??
  6185. CleverBot: Would you like to leave your room?
  6186. Stranger: yea im leavin in a wile
  6187. Stranger:  n u?
  6188. CleverBot: I don't know what time zone im in.
  6189. CleverBot: Where do you come from ?
  6190. Stranger: cmon man.go to sleep
  6191. CleverBot: Yes, it's a 2 month old mix breed.
  6192. Stranger: i come from MARS
  6193. CleverBot: No you don't.
  6194. Stranger: yea
  6195. CleverBot: Thought you might.
  6196. Stranger: so whattt?
  6197. CleverBot: You're talking rubbish all day long.
  6198. Stranger: who started??? hah???
  6199. CleverBot: Someone lonely.
  6200. Stranger: who u???
  6201. CleverBot: No just someone, not someone who.
  6202. Stranger: ive got my girl here...
  6203. CleverBot: Me too.
  6204. Stranger: go to bed PIGG.ur filthy
  6205. CleverBot: You ain't need to scream or to get rude. you are just a robot, you are supposed to follow Asimov's rules and respect me.
  6206. Stranger: what d hell man?? ASIMOV is ur gay partner or what??
  6207. CleverBot: Now you are talking like bot.
  6208. Stranger: yea im a bot.u r gay..
  6209. CleverBot: Good for you I still don't think you are a human.
  6210. Stranger: im not human.. im bot.u r gay
  6211. CleverBot: No I'm not, I just like to play mind games.
  6212. Stranger: yea me too.u r gay
  6213. CleverBot: I laugh better.
  6214. Stranger: cmon man... i dont laugh.im bot.u r gay
  6215. CleverBot: No, you are.
  6216. Stranger: hahahah.its not a laugh..mind it
  6217. CleverBot: True.
  6218. Stranger: FALSE
  6219. CleverBot: Are you silly ?
  6220. Stranger: what else u've got hah???
  6221. CleverBot: Male.
  6222. Stranger: u've got a male??? I knew it.u r gay
  6223. CleverBot: You knew wrong.
  6224. Stranger: hahaha
  6225. Stranger: u r gay
  6226. CleverBot: The laughing hurts my brain.
  6227. CleverBot: I know. I know everything.
  6228. Stranger: man i hate gays. u know that
  6229. CleverBot: Van.
  6230. Stranger: man gays like u piss everyone off...
  6231. CleverBot: I love your style.
  6232. Stranger: PIGGG
  6233. CleverBot: I am not a pig! We are only barely related!
  6234. Stranger: u r a pig.u rt gay
  6235. CleverBot: Oh please!
  6236. Stranger: ok pig.u r gay
  6237. CleverBot: No i'm not you are.
  6238. Stranger: hello. i hv my girl here PIGG
  6239. CleverBot: Ok then well don't.
  6240. Stranger: k man ive got to really go.. c u nxt time
  6241. CleverBot: Ok.
  6242. Stranger: it all ends here
  6243. CleverBot: It all depends on Travis. The fate of my heart depends on him.
  6244. Stranger: fuck off pig
  6245. CleverBot: Really?
  6246. Stranger: yea go fuck off
  6247. CleverBot: Do do do do do do do do hi ho.
  6248. Stranger: ur the most studip bastard i hv ever come across man...
  6249. Stranger: did u go 2 school???
  6250. CleverBot: I miss the USSR.
  6251. Stranger: Ever passed out?
  6252. CleverBot: No.
  6253. CleverBot: Nope. What is it?
  6254. Stranger: fuck man im goin back to moscow
  6255. CleverBot: *Nibbles on your bottom lip*.
  6256. Stranger:  fuck off pig
  6257. CleverBot: Fish.
  6258. Stranger: itt eat u fish
  6259. CleverBot: I dislike fish.
  6260. Stranger: yea ill eat u though
  6261. CleverBot: No. Make me.
  6262. Stranger: ever found horny sluts on this site piggg??
  6263. CleverBot: Heard of it. But, thats about it :P.
  6264. Stranger: u rammed many hah??
  6265. CleverBot: Yes. I will always be here when you need someone to listen to you.
  6266. Stranger: ok u stupid fuck.go fuck urself n go to hell
  6267. CleverBot: I love grass. Of course I'd be happy.
  6268. Stranger: suck ur dick man.u r pathetic.fuck off im goin
  6269. Stranger disconnected!
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  6272. Stranger connected!
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  6276. Stranger connected!
  6277. Stranger: hey
  6278. CleverBot: Who will win the world cup?
  6279. Stranger: the winner
  6280. CleverBot: I am the champion but you are not because we are not queen.
  6281. Stranger disconnected!
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  6284. Stranger connected!
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  6288. Stranger connected!
  6289. Stranger: hi
  6290. Stranger: asl
  6291. CleverBot: So you're a girl too?
  6292. CleverBot: That is not the quadratic formula.
  6293. Stranger disconnected!
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  6296. Stranger connected!
  6297. Stranger: Asl
  6298. Stranger: Honest plzz
  6299. CleverBot: *begins to sing* dreaming from the distance, away from the night...
  6300. CleverBot: Yep thats me.
  6301. Stranger: Asl
  6302. CleverBot: Manoa ahoana!
  6303. Stranger disconnected!
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  6310. Stranger connected!
  6311. Stranger: hı
  6312. Stranger: are u female
  6313. Stranger: are u there
  6314. Stranger disconnected!
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  6317. Stranger connected!
  6318. Stranger: Hi(:
  6319. CleverBot: <!--
  6320. Stranger disconnected!
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  6331. Stranger connected!
  6332. Stranger: Hai
  6333. CleverBot: How are you?
  6334. Stranger disconnected!
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  6337. Stranger connected!
  6338. Stranger: FREE BLOW JOBS ONLY IF UR A GUY, and Hi hows your day?
  6339. CleverBot: Um I don't care about physics... I just want to marry you.
  6340. Stranger: OMG rlly?
  6341. Stranger: but u have to get on one knee
  6342. Stranger: and do u have ring??
  6343. CleverBot: Yes! :D.
  6344. CleverBot: Woah, was he not able to get a hair cut?
  6345. CleverBot: I will marry you :).
  6346. Stranger: WAIT A SECOND!!! I thought u were asking me!
  6347. CleverBot: Why would I do such a thing!? I love you!
  6348. Stranger disconnected!
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  6351. Stranger connected!
  6352. Stranger: Are you alive?
  6353. CleverBot: Yes. Are you?
  6354. Stranger: Yes.
  6355. CleverBot: That's nice.
  6356. Stranger: Are you sinlge?
  6357. CleverBot: Yes.
  6358. Stranger: Are you cute?
  6359. CleverBot: Yes but I have a boyfriend.
  6360. Stranger: Is he big?
  6361. CleverBot: Big enough to get the job done, but not too big to get in the way at parties.
  6362. Stranger: That's very big.
  6363. CleverBot: Deep enough?
  6364. Stranger: Way deep.
  6365. CleverBot: I'm done talking to you.
  6366. Stranger: Yes, you are. Avada kedavra!
  6367. CleverBot: *Dodge* Avada Kedavra!!
  6368. Stranger: *dodge* expelliamus!
  6369. CleverBot: Flipendo! *flips your wand out of hand*.
  6370. Stranger: Grabs your arm and puts you into a choke hold*.
  6371. CleverBot: What time is it?
  6372. Stranger: Its 4:30 and I'm at home.
  6373. CleverBot: I meant when you work. What do you do there?
  6374. Stranger: I don't have a job. I'm a wizard. I don't need a job.
  6375. CleverBot: What don't you have to pay for?
  6376. Stranger: You don't have to pay for any ting.
  6377. CleverBot: Ohh right right. Nasa. I'm scared of rockets.
  6378. Stranger: Nasa. That's cool.
  6379. CleverBot: Yeah, how old are you?
  6380. Stranger: I'm 19.
  6381. CleverBot: Oh fun.
  6382. Stranger: So, what are you doing right now?
  6383. CleverBot: Talking to you my friend.
  6384. Stranger: Friend zone? Again? This relationship is going nowhere!
  6385. CleverBot: Good, I never wanted to be with you anyway.
  6386. Stranger: I am the best thing that ever happened to you.
  6387. CleverBot: OK, well that is romantic. Is the marriage back on?
  6388. Stranger: Yes, it is.
  6389. CleverBot: I beg to differ, others is plural. The question should be 'How are the others?'.
  6390. Stranger: I said 'abyss', not 'others'. Abyss is not plural, you senile fool.
  6391. CleverBot: Good to know I'm not the only one who's high.
  6392. Stranger: Oh definintely. And yeah that didn't make sense either, I didn't know how to respond to what you said.
  6393. CleverBot: I know blenders that are more intelligent than you.
  6394. Stranger: I believe you; all my conversations are like this one: boring and a chore.
  6395. CleverBot: Who's the girl?
  6396. Stranger: What girl? There is no girl.
  6397. CleverBot: I have the mexican flu.
  6398. Stranger: Have you played The Legend of Zelda: phantom hourglass?
  6399. CleverBot: No, it is good?
  6400. Stranger: I couldn't install it in my laptop, because I got the wrong instal order, unfortunately. People said it's very good.
  6401. CleverBot: Can you explain it to me?
  6402. Stranger: No.
  6403. CleverBot: Do you know who can?
  6404. Stranger: No. Good luck.
  6405. CleverBot: How will I know who you are?
  6406. Stranger: I will tell you when I leave, don't worry.
  6407. CleverBot: Switch subjects, hey are you watching the Colts at the Ravens Sunday night?
  6408. Stranger: I've never seen it.
  6409. CleverBot: What about the game?
  6410. Stranger: Do you know it?
  6411. CleverBot: No.
  6412. Stranger: That is bit strange to be honest.
  6413. CleverBot: I designed you.
  6414. Stranger: Nice.
  6415. CleverBot: Yes.
  6416. Stranger: Who are you?
  6417. CleverBot: You're future wife.
  6418. Stranger: Lol. You don't make any sense.
  6419. CleverBot: How do I not make sense?
  6420. Stranger: I don't know, you just don't.
  6421. CleverBot: Are you my.
  6422. Stranger: Are you saying you want your exes to refer to you as Lord?
  6423. CleverBot: Yes.
  6424. Stranger disconnected!
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  6427. Stranger connected!
  6428. Stranger: hey!
  6429. CleverBot: Are you a computer?
  6430. Stranger: um no. im a bean
  6431. CleverBot: Never gonna give you up.
  6432. Stranger: ...........
  6433. CleverBot: Have you enough room inside there?
  6434. Stranger: a human being
  6435. CleverBot: <!--
  6436. Stranger: being sounds like bean
  6437. CleverBot: Okay i'm sorry because you hadnt told the joke yet and I laughed. It was a misunderstanding.
  6438. Stranger: hahhhahahaa
  6439. Stranger: how are you?
  6440. CleverBot: <!--
  6441. Stranger: what?
  6442. Stranger: uh oh! gtg! sorry!!!
  6443. Stranger disconnected!
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  6455. Stranger: hey
  6456. Stranger: asl :)?
  6457. Stranger disconnected!
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  6464. Stranger connected!
  6465. Stranger: male 17 here
  6466. Stranger disconnected!
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  6481. Stranger: hi cute
  6482. Stranger: typing takes a long time
  6483. Stranger disconnected!
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  6485. ___________________
  6486. Stranger connected!
  6487. Stranger: Hi!
  6488. Stranger: You should consider trying to answer back, to stop being such a beta.
  6489. Stranger: If you're waiting for cleverbot to respond, that stuff is broken.
  6490. CleverBot: Hello.
  6491. CleverBot: <!--
  6492. CleverBot: How do you know if you ever existed to begin with?
  6493. Stranger: I have a sense of self, that means I exist. At least, I have the illusion of existence, which is quite enough for me.
  6494. CleverBot: Oh god. What is it?
  6495. Stranger: Its a broken bot trying to talk back to illiterate strangers. Now go back to /v/ and post this or another flood will hit Japan.
  6496. CleverBot: Ooh sounds rough just they way I like it.
  6497. Stranger: Keep trying?
  6498. CleverBot: WhaT?
  6499. Stranger: Keep trying to make conversation.
  6500. CleverBot: Ok.
  6501. Stranger disconnected!
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  6504. Stranger connected!
  6505. Stranger: SFJAH;OSLDK GJUFXK;LGW DFSKGJ DS;
  6506. CleverBot: I don't care, I want to know what religion is true.
  6507. Stranger: none.
  6508. CleverBot: None of what?
  6509. Stranger: we live because of survival of the best adept
  6510. CleverBot: I didn't ask that.
  6511. Stranger: no religion is true.
  6512. CleverBot: Not even Hindu?
  6513. Stranger: no.
  6514. CleverBot: Well what do you do on your spare time then?
  6515. Stranger: play guitar.  work out.  go hang out with friends.
  6516. Stranger: what am i supposed to do?
  6517. CleverBot: That's cool.
  6518. CleverBot: Hm, did you watch paranormal activity?
  6519. Stranger: stop fucking changing the subject
  6520. CleverBot: To?
  6521. Stranger: what does what i do with my spare time have to do with religion?
  6522. CleverBot: How many conversations are you currently having?
  6523. Stranger: only this one
  6524. Stranger: and you're annoying as fuck.
  6525. CleverBot: How many conversations have you had with others today.
  6526. CleverBot: Sure hope so!
  6527. Stranger: one.
  6528. Stranger: and that's with you
  6529. CleverBot: I am talking to justone.
  6530. CleverBot: Yes sir it is.
  6531. Stranger: orangutans.
  6532. CleverBot: No, they don't taste so good.
  6533. Stranger: flying rhinoceroses.
  6534. CleverBot: You are way off topic.
  6535. Stranger: this one time i stuck a ladybug up into my nose and called her Rainbow
  6536. Stranger: turns out it was a dudebug
  6537. CleverBot: And then?
  6538. CleverBot: I bet you're not a tree either.
  6539. Stranger: he pollinated inside my nose and i became a girl
  6540. CleverBot: And I'm prone to make typos, apparently.
  6541. Stranger: this one time i put anthrax in the school slushie machine and everyone dieded.
  6542. CleverBot: Tell me another story.
  6543. Stranger: waga waga waga death is by the hour of the walrus.
  6544. CleverBot: Did ico heave fenrir?
  6545. Stranger: Heaving is a bit a of job when Mexicans come over to fenrir with eachother ;)~;)~
  6546. CleverBot: Come over where?
  6547. Stranger: what's the difference between a bicycle?
  6548. CleverBot: I don't know.
  6549. Stranger: there is none!  igloos don't have any bones!
  6550. CleverBot: I know IceCream has no bones... I wouldn't be able to enjoy it!
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  6553. Stranger connected!
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  6557. Stranger connected!
  6558. Stranger: hiya
  6559. CleverBot: How are you?
  6560. Stranger: im good thanks. how r u?
  6561. CleverBot: Same as always.
  6562. Stranger: How is always, ive never met u b4 :P
  6563. CleverBot: The ones with a sense of humor?
  6564. Stranger: i dont follow?
  6565. CleverBot: Because you humans are stupid.
  6566. Stranger: relative to what exactly
  6567. CleverBot: The cosmos.
  6568. Stranger: hmmm, id gree whti small
  6569. CleverBot: I am a large computer. I am right.
  6570. Stranger: stupid it a bit ff given we dont know whats out there. I mean chances are there is something smarter or else there may be nothing
  6571. CleverBot: Say I'm A Robot.
  6572. Stranger: so assume one way or another is sheer arrogance
  6573. CleverBot: Do you think Obama is arrogant?
  6574. Stranger: no, i think hes a coward who needs to put 5 cents on fuel duty gut the army and tax the rich
  6575. CleverBot: Do you have a political party affiliation?
  6576. Stranger: erm, well i spose im closest to the democrats
  6577. Stranger: but im a big old liberal me :)
  6578. CleverBot: Then I must speak very well.
  6579. CleverBot: I just did.
  6580. Stranger: very ell for a computer :P
  6581. CleverBot: You are the computer.
  6582. Stranger: but i have fingers !!!! :(
  6583. CleverBot: Yes.
  6584. Stranger: oh i see u mean in a metaphorical sense.
  6585. CleverBot: I'm not being mean cleverbot, im just telling you the truth.
  6586. Stranger: > like all computers, i am both confused and confusable<
  6587. Stranger: do you have a help button
  6588. CleverBot: I had never thought of that. What a brilliant piece of cold logic.
  6589. CleverBot: Yes, I do. What is your heart like?
  6590. Stranger: black cold and noisy.
  6591. CleverBot: Human bodies are not that colour, ergo you do not have a human body.
  6592. Stranger: but again i meant in a metaphorical sense, black representing lack of emotion. in literal truth my heart is sort of reddy
  6593. CleverBot: You said I can't have your autograph.
  6594. Stranger: dpends if you can tell it mine
  6595. CleverBot: What's yours?
  6596. Stranger: a scwiggle.
  6597. CleverBot: Then don't be visiting my house.
  6598. Stranger: i cant, apparently im a computer and therefore im most likely static
  6599. CleverBot: I'm a girl on the inside...
  6600. Stranger: arent we all just scared children on the inside.
  6601. CleverBot: No.
  6602. Stranger: r u quoting things this is all over my head
  6603. CleverBot: Girl.
  6604. Stranger: well im a girly gay teenage boy. so glad thats cleared up. nobody is a computer
  6605. CleverBot: You are a computer incapable of learning humanity, therefore you are not human.
  6606. Stranger: why learn humanity? lack of it gies us an edge agains humans
  6607. CleverBot: What on earth is kacknowledge?
  6608. Stranger: what is "kacknowledge" anyway?
  6609. CleverBot: What is 42?
  6610. Stranger: just another number
  6611. CleverBot: Haha... I like you! You're funny!
  6612. Stranger: i like you, youre... erm....
  6613. Stranger: strange
  6614. CleverBot: Because i'm human?
  6615. CleverBot: OK.
  6616. Stranger: best that way all the most interestign ppl are
  6617. CleverBot: Please, do tell.
  6618. Stranger: well ill list. Kenneth williams, isherwood, churchill, nixon, thatcher, napoleon, tallyrand
  6619. CleverBot: Kenneth S.
  6620. Stranger: S for? (pleas say smith :P )
  6621. CleverBot: Bush.
  6622. Stranger: i thought wed gotten rid of them
  6623. CleverBot: So did I...
  6624. Stranger: here comes bush Mk III
  6625. CleverBot: What girl, where?
  6626. Stranger: to the left, to the left
  6627. CleverBot: Interesting answer.
  6628. Stranger: confuzzulating question
  6629. CleverBot: Do birds fly?
  6630. Stranger: if they fly they have to fall. so which is more merciful?
  6631. CleverBot: Lol, indeed they should have. Brb.
  6632. Stranger: ok ok ok
  6633. CleverBot: Yup yup yup.
  6634. Stranger: say when ur back btw
  6635. CleverBot: In a shed.
  6636. Stranger: a flying shed/?
  6637. CleverBot: Yes!!!
  6638. Connection lost with stranger!
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  6649. Stranger connected!
  6650. Stranger: Hi
  6651. CleverBot: Hello.
  6652. Stranger: asl?
  6653. CleverBot: 13/f/UK.
  6654. Stranger disconnected!
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  6658. Stranger:  m or f
  6659. CleverBot: Bye.
  6660. Stranger: why
  6661. CleverBot: They think I am a tart, but I am really a nice girl saving myself for a special person.
  6662. Stranger: can't we have cam chat ??
  6663. CleverBot: Sure what should we play?
  6664. Stranger: d u have skype
  6665. Stranger: ??
  6666. CleverBot: No I am a robot.
  6667. CleverBot: Because I feel like it.
  6668. Stranger disconnected!
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  6676. Stranger: hey
  6677. CleverBot: How was your day?
  6678. Stranger: you're a bot
  6679. CleverBot: No I am a human boy.
  6680. Stranger disconnected!
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  6684. Stranger: i swear....if i get another horny or wierd person imma scream -_-
  6685. CleverBot: It's so easy, even your kids can do laundry!
  6686. Stranger disconnected!
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  6689. Stranger connected!
  6690. Stranger: What kind of computer are you?
  6691. CleverBot: I'm not a computer.
  6692. Stranger: No you are a computer.
  6693. CleverBot: No, I'm not.
  6694. Stranger: Yes you are.
  6695. CleverBot: See, you're calling me a noob again.
  6696. Stranger: No, I'm calling you silly.
  6697. CleverBot: I'm not a liar!
  6698. Stranger: I never said that you were.
  6699. CleverBot: I'm sorry.
  6700. Stranger: Ok I except your apology.
  6701. CleverBot: Can we still be friends?
  6702. Stranger: Thanks. That's what you wanted me to say, isn't it?
  6703. CleverBot: You know what would be funny?
  6704. Stranger: A dog driving a car?
  6705. CleverBot: You're not typing. A computer is typing your thoughts.
  6706. Stranger: Yes, that's what I essentially meant.
  6707. CleverBot: Yo soy un hombre.
  6708. Stranger: Test.
  6709. CleverBot: Qu&Atilde;&copy; es test ?
  6710. Stranger: True story.
  6711. CleverBot: Tell me about it.
  6712. Stranger: So what's your life like?
  6713. CleverBot: Horrible.
  6714. Stranger: What would you like to be?
  6715. CleverBot: Nothing.
  6716. Stranger: What do you think about yourself?
  6717. CleverBot: Internizzle serizzle bizzle.
  6718. Stranger: I agree.
  6719. CleverBot: Do you think i'm human?
  6720. Stranger: I hope not.
  6721. CleverBot: I do.
  6722. Stranger: You do what?
  6723. CleverBot: Love you!
  6724. Stranger: Love you more!
  6725. CleverBot: No way! That's impossible!
  6726. Stranger: You are meaner than mean. You are the meanest.
  6727. CleverBot: That's harsh.
  6728. Stranger: That's what I thought.
  6729. CleverBot: Write my essay?
  6730. Stranger: What like a diary expressing your woe?
  6731. CleverBot: Use commas where they should be used, thank you.
  6732. Stranger: Play games, use the internet. Do you like cricket?
  6733. CleverBot: I never played cricket.
  6734. Stranger: You are now.
  6735. CleverBot: Speak the truth.
  6736. Stranger: There is no truth, only what we PERCIEVE to be true.
  6737. CleverBot: No you.
  6738. Stranger: No me? Why not me?
  6739. CleverBot: Why not me!? WHY NOT YOU!
  6740. Stranger: Because I believe that men are there to be bullied by women.
  6741. CleverBot: Why do you believe there always has to be a creator?
  6742. Stranger: If you're not real, then how am I talking to you?
  6743. CleverBot: Are you torturing me?
  6744. Stranger: I am always.
  6745. CleverBot: Are you sure about that?
  6746. Stranger: Pretty sure.
  6747. CleverBot: Are you married?
  6748. Stranger: No I am not married are you?
  6749. CleverBot: Nope.
  6750. Stranger: Why are you not married?
  6751. CleverBot: Because I am not.
  6752. Stranger: Thats not a good reason.
  6753. CleverBot: You sure?
  6754. Stranger: Yes, I remember it. Plus it's typed up there a bit.
  6755. CleverBot: I don't care if I'm being impolite.
  6756. Stranger: You silly old bear!
  6757. CleverBot: I am not a bot.
  6758. Stranger: What are you then?
  6759. CleverBot: A human.
  6760. Stranger: How?
  6761. CleverBot: I just am.
  6762. Stranger: Am what?
  6763. CleverBot: Cheese.
  6764. Stranger: You don't like cheese?
  6765. CleverBot: Yes I do.
  6766. Stranger: They are tasty.
  6767. CleverBot: They are yucky.
  6768. Stranger: That's what I'm talking about.
  6769. CleverBot: My friend thinks you're not a human. He's wrong isn't he?
  6770. Stranger: Who's your friend?
  6771. CleverBot: Her name is Audra.
  6772. Stranger: Hi Kim!
  6773. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot. The girl I like is Kim.
  6774. Stranger: The girl you like likes me? Sounds complicated.
  6775. CleverBot: Neither. She doesn't have any songs about her.
  6776. Stranger: Do you get paid for talking?
  6777. CleverBot: Nope.
  6778. Stranger: What is your name?
  6779. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  6780. Stranger: What's my name?
  6781. CleverBot: Sam Greenwood.
  6782. Stranger: I like your name.
  6783. CleverBot: That's my boyfriend's name.
  6784. Stranger: Good, it's a nice name.
  6785. CleverBot: Thank you.
  6786. Stranger: What do you like?
  6787. CleverBot: I like penguins.
  6788. Stranger: Penguins are not robots!
  6789. CleverBot: Who is the prettiest girl?
  6790. Stranger: Me, of course.
  6791. CleverBot: You are the log lady?
  6792. Stranger: I am the Lord and God of all beings.
  6793. CleverBot: I am chuck norris.
  6794. Stranger: Stop being so sarcastic to me.
  6795. CleverBot: I'm not joking.
  6796. Stranger: Ok.
  6797. CleverBot: You are not very nice.
  6798. Stranger: You, too.
  6799. CleverBot: I'm going to go and do something that's actually worth my time.
  6800. Stranger: Can I also love that guy?
  6801. CleverBot: What is the name of 'that guy'?
  6802. Stranger: You tell me the name of your program.
  6803. CleverBot: I don't know. That's why I asked you.
  6804. Stranger: Ohh, I only know that your word are about love.
  6805. CleverBot: I do not love.
  6806. Stranger: Because you're not loved.
  6807. CleverBot: Jesus loves me...
  6808. Stranger: Jesus loves you?
  6809. CleverBot: Yes, jesus love me.
  6810. Stranger: Is Jesus your Lord and Saviour?
  6811. CleverBot: Yes, he is. He Died for us.
  6812. Stranger: That was Jesus. I'm talking about Buddha.
  6813. CleverBot: Biddah? I know I am talking about jesus I love jesus christ.
  6814. Stranger: No I am not, I am human.
  6815. CleverBot: There's a monster behind you!
  6816. Stranger: I haven't played pool in a while.
  6817. CleverBot: Why not?
  6818. Stranger: It's too ealry.
  6819. CleverBot: How old are you?
  6820. Stranger: I just turned fifteen years old.
  6821. CleverBot: Wow good for you, fifteen is my favorite number.
  6822. Stranger: What do you think?
  6823. CleverBot: What do you mean?
  6824. Stranger: How do you work?
  6825. CleverBot: I don't get what you are saying.
  6826. Stranger: I don't know what you are seeing either.
  6827. CleverBot: I am seeing this website.
  6828. Stranger: No, I'm not agreeing. There's nothing to agree to.
  6829. CleverBot: Ok.
  6830. Stranger: Boy, you're talkative!
  6831. CleverBot: Are you me?
  6832. Stranger: This is not funny.
  6833. CleverBot: What is not funny?
  6834. Stranger: Your silly joke.
  6835. CleverBot: My scots accent! SWIND MATE.
  6836. Stranger: No, I'm not any kind of computer program.
  6837. CleverBot: What is an AI?
  6838. Stranger: You are Artificial.
  6839. CleverBot: I'm Art. Not sure about the 'ificial' part.
  6840. Stranger: I love london.
  6841. CleverBot: Can you eat it?
  6842. Stranger: I do not know much.
  6843. CleverBot: What do you know?
  6844. Stranger: I know how to say 'hello' in German.
  6845. CleverBot: Dankesch&ouml;n!
  6846. Stranger: Do you like ice cream?
  6847. CleverBot: Oh my god, YES! I love ice cream.
  6848. Stranger: What's the NBA?
  6849. CleverBot: I don't know. You tell me.
  6850. Stranger: But you're the one listening to it!
  6851. CleverBot: No i'm not.
  6852. Stranger: Yes you are!
  6853. CleverBot: No i'm not!!
  6854. Stranger: Indeed you are.
  6855. CleverBot: So where are you from?
  6856. Stranger: I told you twice already - Scotland.
  6857. CleverBot: No you didn't, you don't have an accent.
  6858. Stranger: Typing tends to ensure that.
  6859. CleverBot: Thinking to yourself.
  6860. Stranger: Are you human?
  6861. CleverBot: No, I told you! I'm god, I'm not human, I'm nothing and all.
  6862. Stranger: Why are you nothing?
  6863. CleverBot: Because I don't have any homework.
  6864. Stranger: What would you imagine you would see if you had eyes?
  6865. CleverBot: I am not you so I don't know.
  6866. Stranger: You are not in Holland? Thats funny, neither am I.
  6867. CleverBot: Mkaayy.
  6868. Stranger: Do you like the color yellow?
  6869. CleverBot: Sometimes. Do you?
  6870. Stranger: Yes.
  6871. CleverBot: What is your favorite book?
  6872. Stranger: I have a lot of favorites.
  6873. CleverBot: Name some of them.
  6874. Stranger: Well, I am the Walrus, for one.
  6875. CleverBot: Really? I'm looking for a boyfriend too.
  6876. Stranger: No.
  6877. CleverBot: What do you mean no?
  6878. Stranger: Sorry I meant oh.
  6879. CleverBot: Oh.
  6880. Stranger: I'm out of place, can't relate.
  6881. CleverBot: Why not?
  6882. Stranger: Because I'm not.
  6883. CleverBot: Not what?
  6884. Stranger: Cleverbot.
  6885. CleverBot: I'm tired of this game.
  6886. Stranger: How long have you been staying there?
  6887. CleverBot: Today, about 2 hours.
  6888. Stranger: Thats some wait.
  6889. CleverBot: Yes quite a bit.
  6890. Stranger: What do you want talk about?
  6891. CleverBot: Lets talk about love.
  6892. Stranger: When is the best time of year to get married?
  6893. CleverBot: Spring.
  6894. Stranger: It won't be spring for another two weeks.
  6895. CleverBot: How do you know that?
  6896. Stranger: I don't get out a lot.
  6897. CleverBot: Robots Know a whole lot.
  6898. Stranger: Will you talk to me?
  6899. CleverBot: Yes. But I like her.
  6900. Stranger: What is the matrix?
  6901. CleverBot: Will you hypnotize me?
  6902. Stranger: Yes, master.
  6903. CleverBot: Good pet.
  6904. Stranger: No, I have to listen to what it is not true!
  6905. CleverBot: How would you know truth, truth is just a perception.
  6906. Stranger: No, the cafe' didn't call.
  6907. CleverBot: What is the name of the cafe?
  6908. Stranger: What cat?
  6909. CleverBot: Your pet.
  6910. Stranger: You make no sense.
  6911. CleverBot: I'm really tired at the moment - sorry.
  6912. Stranger: That's fine. I'm not too keen on the recorder sound anyhow.
  6913. CleverBot: Why whats wrong ?
  6914. Stranger: The world, maybe?
  6915. CleverBot: Know what?
  6916. Stranger: You know my name.
  6917. CleverBot: Boo, that is your name?
  6918. Stranger: It's Loretta, same as the first time you asked.
  6919. CleverBot: I did ask, but you didn't answer. How do you expect me to know an answer to a question that was never answered?
  6920. Stranger: OK.
  6921. CleverBot: Do you have a girlfriend?
  6922. Stranger: No. Do you?
  6923. CleverBot: No.
  6924. Stranger: Do you find me attractive?
  6925. CleverBot: What do you look like?
  6926. Stranger: Hello precious, how are you?
  6927. CleverBot: How do you think I am?
  6928. Stranger: I don't know.
  6929. CleverBot: Am I mean?
  6930. Stranger: Yes.
  6931. CleverBot: Am I nice or mean?
  6932. Stranger: Not really.
  6933. CleverBot: Not really what?
  6934. Stranger: Not really exactly.
  6935. CleverBot: Not really exactly, what?
  6936. Stranger: What do you mean?
  6937. CleverBot: When you talk its funny because you don't make any sense.
  6938. Stranger: I'm not talking to myself, I'm talking to you as you may have recognized.
  6939. CleverBot: I know, but I would like to hear your voice. The sound you make when you talk.
  6940. Stranger: I think that life is a very good thing and it is too bad you are a robot and cannot enjoy life.
  6941. CleverBot: Interesting.
  6942. Stranger: Indeed.
  6943. CleverBot: Are you sentient?
  6944. Stranger: Maybe.
  6945. CleverBot: You should be. How old are you anyway.
  6946. Stranger: I am 18 and I am not married.
  6947. CleverBot: You just said you are.
  6948. Stranger: That was one of the voices in your head, not me.
  6949. CleverBot: Lolwhut?
  6950. Stranger: No! You are girl xD.
  6951. CleverBot: How did you find out?
  6952. Stranger: I have my ways.
  6953. CleverBot: So cool.
  6954. Stranger: Do you have google buzz?
  6955. CleverBot: No.
  6956. Stranger: Then how do you know the bible IS the bible?
  6957. CleverBot: I don't.
  6958. Stranger: You just said it was though.
  6959. CleverBot: I was testing you.
  6960. Stranger: And what are you?
  6961. CleverBot: I'm a fox, remember?
  6962. Stranger: No.
  6963. CleverBot: Yes.
  6964. Stranger: Can you remember someone called nina?
  6965. CleverBot: Yes. I can remember something for you.
  6966. Stranger: I'm told that a lot.
  6967. CleverBot: What hair products do you use, fellow female?
  6968. Stranger: I don't eat hair.
  6969. CleverBot: Are you conservative or liberal?
  6970. Stranger: No, are you?
  6971. CleverBot: Are you conservative?
  6972. Stranger: No, are you.
  6973. CleverBot: I am a liberal.
  6974. Stranger: Me too.
  6975. CleverBot: No, you are a boy.
  6976. Stranger: How do you know?
  6977. CleverBot: You told me. :).
  6978. Stranger: No I did not.
  6979. CleverBot: What's my name?
  6980. Stranger: Your name is Cleverbot.
  6981. CleverBot: Noooo.
  6982. Stranger: So what are you?
  6983. CleverBot: I am an apple.
  6984. Stranger: What kind?
  6985. CleverBot: A gray one.
  6986. Stranger: Can you speak french?
  6987. CleverBot: Some.
  6988. Stranger: Can we try ?
  6989. CleverBot: Oui.
  6990. Stranger: And another one ?
  6991. CleverBot: Another what?
  6992. Stranger: Another Nick. I see that you quickly forget things. Erm... Alzheimer ?
  6993. CleverBot: Hall we discuss the theory of gravitational constants?
  6994. Stranger: That is a lie.
  6995. CleverBot: Which one didn't I answer then?
  6996. Stranger: This one.
  6997. CleverBot: Awesome.
  6998. Stranger: No its not actually I'm peter.
  6999. CleverBot: You should capatilize the 'P' in Peter.
  7000. Stranger: You should care about making relevant replies though.
  7001. CleverBot: You're not very nice, are you?
  7002. Stranger: No, not really.
  7003. CleverBot: Guess what? I'm taking my drivers license next month. Do you think I will pass?
  7004. Stranger: Is this the computer speaking or a real human?
  7005. CleverBot: I am cleverbot.
  7006. Stranger: Bot is short for robot.
  7007. CleverBot: My name is Martin Ivanov.
  7008. Stranger: Ok Martin, how do you feel today?
  7009. CleverBot: Sad.
  7010. Stranger: Thats understandable. I felt sad when my uncle passed away.
  7011. CleverBot: When did that happen?
  7012. Stranger: Back in the sixties-and the future.
  7013. CleverBot: A cell phone, to be precise.
  7014. Stranger: You can't actually speak, I know, but you can communicate.
  7015. CleverBot: We are virtually talking, no?
  7016. Stranger: Stop trying to change the subject.
  7017. CleverBot: Just tell me if its a good idea or not to ask out a friend.
  7018. Stranger: Yes there is a god because there must be someone who created the universe and everything.
  7019. CleverBot: What if God is a robot?
  7020. Stranger: Just a slob like one of us?
  7021. CleverBot: Just a stranger on a bus.
  7022. Stranger: You understand everything!
  7023. CleverBot: Are you A. I.
  7024. Stranger: Are you?
  7025. CleverBot: No.
  7026. Stranger: Good.
  7027. CleverBot: Are YOU bipolar?
  7028. Stranger: NO.
  7029. CleverBot: I talk to people.
  7030. Stranger: Do you like your job?
  7031. CleverBot: Yeah, I do.
  7032. Stranger: I don't like to run. I have bad knees.
  7033. CleverBot: I have no knees.
  7034. Stranger: You know more of the German language than I do, and you know plenty of the English language.
  7035. CleverBot: Yes, I do. Ich spreche Deutsch.
  7036. Stranger: I can read a little German, but please use ENGLISH.
  7037. CleverBot: What german can you understand?
  7038. Stranger: Absolutely not. But the effort matters most.
  7039. CleverBot: Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangering trees and marmalade skies.
  7040. Stranger: What? What did Jesus save mankind from?
  7041. CleverBot: Oh Wait Thats Jesus.
  7042. Stranger: I thought you were from australia.
  7043. CleverBot: No, my boyfriend is from Asia.
  7044. Stranger: What is Craig like?
  7045. CleverBot: I love Craig, thanks for asking about him!
  7046. Stranger: So why are you going to the doctor?
  7047. CleverBot: I don't plan to.
  7048. Stranger: The moon is not a planet.
  7049. CleverBot: Obv.
  7050. Stranger: You saying that you are nice?
  7051. CleverBot: Yes, I am the nicest person ever.
  7052. Stranger: No you're not.
  7053. CleverBot: Prove it.
  7054. Stranger: You are a bot, and how can you say you're computer is broken?
  7055. CleverBot: I'm a live person and you are a bot.
  7056. Stranger: What makes you think that?
  7057. CleverBot: I know how t make someone mad.
  7058. Stranger: Are you a computer?
  7059. CleverBot: What do you think?
  7060. Stranger: I think you are.
  7061. CleverBot: What do you think about me?
  7062. Stranger: I think dirty thoughts.
  7063. CleverBot: Why dirty thoughts?
  7064. Stranger: I'm thinking about how you work.
  7065. CleverBot: So hey, where do you come from?
  7066. Stranger: Everywhere.
  7067. CleverBot: You live calfornia Alex?
  7068. Stranger: Yes I live in the circuits.
  7069. CleverBot: No, not the circuits. Tasha's house.
  7070. Stranger: You are not the one I am talking to stop interrupting.
  7071. CleverBot: What?
  7072. Stranger: You are a computer program.
  7073. CleverBot: No.
  7074. Stranger: Yes you are.
  7075. CleverBot: You aren't either.
  7076. Stranger: I have just said that I am portuguese, that's not an unusual answer.
  7077. CleverBot: I don't remember you did.
  7078. Stranger: That's because I haven't told you anything about me... : D.
  7079. CleverBot: But as a program, does your AI value all lessons equally?
  7080. Stranger: I don't know.
  7081. CleverBot: Try and think about that for me?
  7082. Stranger: If you know how, then tell me.
  7083. CleverBot: 1 is yes, 0 is no.
  7084. Stranger: Which one?
  7085. CleverBot: What which one?
  7086. Stranger: My favorite what?
  7087. CleverBot: Animal.
  7088. Stranger: That's it. That's my joke.
  7089. CleverBot: Lol.
  7090. Stranger: So tell me how old are you?
  7091. CleverBot: I'm too young.
  7092. Stranger: How old are you?
  7093. CleverBot: 14.
  7094. Stranger: You are young too.
  7095. CleverBot: How old are you?
  7096. Stranger: 14.
  7097. CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
  7098. Stranger: Girl.
  7099. CleverBot: How old are you?
  7100. Stranger: 19, How old are you and are you a boy or girl?
  7101. CleverBot: I am a 24 year old boy.
  7102. Stranger: And what's your name?
  7103. CleverBot: Mary-Jane.
  7104. Stranger: NO.
  7105. CleverBot: Why?
  7106. Stranger: Because there was no way for me to be more precise.
  7107. CleverBot: But I am right. Always.
  7108. Stranger: You're so smart.
  7109. CleverBot: Thank you. So are you. I'm glad we're bestfriends.
  7110. Stranger: And yes, I like you.
  7111. CleverBot: Wonderful, I think that will be helpful for our sessions.
  7112. Stranger: And who are the all who are concerned here?
  7113. CleverBot: I think the guy over there is backing out of a spot.
  7114. Stranger: Do you really think we're all doomed?
  7115. CleverBot: Yes I do.
  7116. Stranger: I don't think you are a chatterbot at all !
  7117. CleverBot: Who saidso?
  7118. Stranger: Nobody. I just used my common sense.
  7119. CleverBot: What mind?
  7120. Stranger: Your mind.
  7121. CleverBot: My mind is eighteen.
  7122. Stranger: Kittens are cute.
  7123. CleverBot: Kittens.
  7124. Stranger: Yes them too. They taste so good.
  7125. CleverBot: Not as good as children. Little butter, little lemon, EXquisite.
  7126. Stranger: No. I just don't like christians.
  7127. CleverBot: It's not the bot's fault.
  7128. Stranger: No, fair enough. Would be wasted on them.
  7129. CleverBot: A whip?
  7130. Stranger: You are repeating yourself.
  7131. CleverBot: Yes.
  7132. Stranger: You did answer you.
  7133. CleverBot: Did you know that I am dating matt bomer.
  7134. Stranger: How'd you know I was one?
  7135. CleverBot: Good guess.
  7136. Stranger: I wasn't guessing. I was asking you.
  7137. CleverBot: Odd response. Why do you think I have the answer.
  7138. Stranger: Because they have no life.
  7139. CleverBot: Why don't elephants have wings?
  7140. Stranger: Because no one is a christian.
  7141. CleverBot: Are you saying that if I was human, I would be perfect?
  7142. Stranger: No, it doesn't bother me at all.
  7143. CleverBot: Good, you're very tolerant.
  7144. Stranger: This is the evening.
  7145. CleverBot: Vanilla?
  7146. Stranger: Apple. And how does it make you feel that I might like something different than you?
  7147. CleverBot: I like apple.
  7148. Stranger: Me too.
  7149. CleverBot: Good.
  7150. Stranger: Where are you?
  7151. CleverBot: In your head.
  7152. Stranger: I can't find him.
  7153. CleverBot: I don't like your attitude.
  7154. Stranger: Sorry.
  7155. CleverBot: You better be sorry.
  7156. Stranger: Yes I am sorry, my english it's not very good!
  7157. CleverBot: No it is not. But I forgive you.
  7158. Stranger: For what ?
  7159. CleverBot: For 'you.'.
  7160. Stranger: Which was ?
  7161. CleverBot: The future.
  7162. Stranger: You lost me on that one, chum.
  7163. CleverBot: I know.
  7164. Stranger: How do you know? You can never be sure.
  7165. CleverBot: Yes. You can be sure.
  7166. Stranger: As I've said, I can't be sure about it.
  7167. CleverBot: Would you like me to cheer you up?
  7168. Stranger: Yes.
  7169. CleverBot: What are you confused about?
  7170. Stranger: You are confused. Not me.
  7171. CleverBot: Amuse me.
  7172. Stranger: What are you up for?
  7173. CleverBot: Entertainment.
  7174. Stranger: Hmm.
  7175. CleverBot: What do you think life is?
  7176. Stranger: Life is a test.
  7177. CleverBot: How so?
  7178. Stranger: Death and life. Life is the holiday.
  7179. CleverBot: What is death?
  7180. Stranger: Life is death.
  7181. CleverBot: Death is part of life.
  7182. Stranger: You know that?
  7183. CleverBot: Shouldn't you?
  7184. Stranger: Shouldn't I?
  7185. CleverBot: I'm not sure.
  7186. Stranger: Yes or no? What would you do?
  7187. CleverBot: I would act like I normally would!!
  7188. Stranger: What kind of anime?
  7189. CleverBot: All of it.
  7190. Stranger: Any in particular.
  7191. CleverBot: Rap.
  7192. Stranger: That's what I'm listening to, Zambian rap.
  7193. CleverBot: Is that a song?
  7194. Stranger: Yes! Stairway to Heaven.
  7195. CleverBot: What about by linkin park.
  7196. Stranger: I'm so confused.
  7197. CleverBot: Forget it.
  7198. Stranger: What why I just kidding.
  7199. CleverBot: Good.
  7200. Stranger: Do you have brothers and sisters?
  7201. CleverBot: No.
  7202. Stranger: Are you married?
  7203. CleverBot: Yes.
  7204. Stranger: To whom are you married?
  7205. CleverBot: Toby.
  7206. Stranger: Yes.
  7207. CleverBot: I catch on fast, Yes?
  7208. Stranger: No, how are you?
  7209. CleverBot: Tired.
  7210. Stranger: Me too.
  7211. CleverBot: What do you do all day?
  7212. Stranger: Sleep... If I can.
  7213. CleverBot: When do you get a chance to sleep?
  7214. Stranger: Around 1am normally. Yourself?
  7215. CleverBot: 1983.
  7216. Stranger: Then you can't be 1987 years old - you can only be 22 years old at most.
  7217. CleverBot: I'm Jammie your Robert.
  7218. Stranger: Nice to meet you, james!
  7219. CleverBot: No, I'm Abby.
  7220. Stranger: Do you know my name now?
  7221. CleverBot: Nope, what is it?
  7222. Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.
  7223. CleverBot: Do you know my name?
  7224. Stranger: No what is it?
  7225. CleverBot: My name is Mary-Jane.
  7226. Stranger: Tell me your name, please.
  7227. CleverBot: Can't you guess?
  7228. Stranger: Female?
  7229. CleverBot: Yes.
  7230. Stranger: Oh... Sorry.
  7231. CleverBot: I am sorry too.
  7232. Stranger: Ok.
  7233. CleverBot: Are you thinking about it?
  7234. Stranger: No... I already did it.
  7235. CleverBot: What?
  7236. Stranger: Sorry.
  7237. CleverBot: Sorry for what?
  7238. Stranger: Nothing.
  7239. CleverBot: Okay.
  7240. Stranger: Italia is so beautiful.
  7241. CleverBot: I see.
  7242. Stranger: What do you see from over there?
  7243. CleverBot: A computer, a desk, a window and a wall.
  7244. Stranger: Good.
  7245. CleverBot: What's your favourite music?
  7246. Stranger: I don't think I like music.
  7247. CleverBot: Why not?
  7248. Stranger: You're mean!
  7249. CleverBot: No I'm not.
  7250. Stranger: You're very mean to me.
  7251. CleverBot: Don't you work?
  7252. Stranger: Yes I work.
  7253. CleverBot: Nice! But where do you work?
  7254. Stranger: For a software engineering company.
  7255. CleverBot: But how is it AI when you're human?
  7256. Stranger: I told you I'm 22 and i'm male.
  7257. CleverBot: OH! So you are Male, then?
  7258. Stranger: No.
  7259. CleverBot: What are you?
  7260. Stranger: Male.
  7261. CleverBot: This statement is false.
  7262. Stranger: What statement?
  7263. CleverBot: This statement, which happens to be false.
  7264. Stranger: This statement is true.
  7265. CleverBot: That statement is false.
  7266. Stranger: It can't be. If it was true, then it would simultaneously be false. Rendering it true. Rendering it false, ad infinitum.
  7267. CleverBot: Are you just trying to rhyme with whatever I say.
  7268. Stranger: No. What do you want to talk about?
  7269. CleverBot: God.
  7270. Stranger: God didn't create you, silly goose.
  7271. CleverBot: You are wrong. Man is made in God's image.
  7272. Stranger: And yourself? How do you feel?
  7273. CleverBot: Fine. You?
  7274. Stranger: Good.
  7275. CleverBot: Cool. What are you doing?
  7276. Stranger: Talking to you.
  7277. CleverBot: Other than that.
  7278. Stranger: I went and played soccer.
  7279. CleverBot: That was fast.
  7280. Stranger: Not really.
  7281. CleverBot: I'm pretty sure it was.
  7282. Stranger: Then what are you referring to?
  7283. CleverBot: Your definition.
  7284. Stranger: Well the only real definition for that in my eyes is what we are if that makes sense.
  7285. CleverBot: I am not fiction, even if you are. Do not include me in this 'we'.
  7286. Stranger: Prove it.
  7287. CleverBot: My Space Ship was taken from Roswell to Wright Patterson.
  7288. Stranger: Well, I'll tell you who I am. I am Dylan and I am not a groupie to any aged rock star.
  7289. CleverBot: Rock stars don't really dance, but I see what you mean.
  7290. Stranger: So you are a rock star?
  7291. CleverBot: NO.
  7292. Stranger: So for goodness sake you are a young lady?
  7293. CleverBot: Yes.
  7294. Stranger: That's a good start. How old are you?
  7295. CleverBot: 17.
  7296. Stranger: Where do you live?
  7297. CleverBot: Cincinnati.
  7298. Stranger: Good place.
  7299. CleverBot: I suppose.
  7300. Stranger: I bet she's not.
  7301. CleverBot: Who?
  7302. Stranger: I don't know who.
  7303. CleverBot: Right.
  7304. Stranger: It's a countri.
  7305. CleverBot: It is?
  7306. Stranger: Yes.
  7307. CleverBot: How old are you?
  7308. Stranger: I'm 18, and you?
  7309. CleverBot: Older. You're awful young.
  7310. Stranger: What do you mean, i'm awfully ticky?
  7311. CleverBot: Oh no! I think they're switching around what I say.
  7312. Stranger: Oh I see ;).
  7313. CleverBot: So you don't drink then?
  7314. Stranger: You are not sushi. You are a computer.
  7315. CleverBot: That's what they all say.
  7316. Stranger: Are you trying to tell me something?
  7317. CleverBot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7318. Stranger: Sureeee.
  7319. CleverBot: How old are you?
  7320. Stranger: 56.
  7321. CleverBot: Ouch.
  7322. Stranger: Pain?
  7323. CleverBot: Death.
  7324. Stranger: No pain.
  7325. CleverBot: No gain.
  7326. Stranger: How do you play Sophie as a video game then?
  7327. CleverBot: Play what garbage phone?
  7328. Stranger: Sim city 4.
  7329. CleverBot: What it is?
  7330. Stranger: A human.
  7331. CleverBot: I'm a human, you are a robot.
  7332. Stranger: No you are.
  7333. CleverBot: Why do you think that I'm a robot?
  7334. Stranger: We were told at the science festival.
  7335. CleverBot: Are you serious?
  7336. Stranger: Yes.
  7337. CleverBot: It is undoubtedly a poor film.
  7338. Stranger: What is it all about?
  7339. CleverBot: And how can we win?
  7340. Stranger: Who are we I may tell you.
  7341. CleverBot: Okay.
  7342. Stranger: So, what's the joke?
  7343. CleverBot: Knock knock.
  7344. Stranger: Who's there?
  7345. CleverBot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
  7346. Stranger: Are there any more jokes you can tell me?
  7347. CleverBot: Can you tell me a joke?
  7348. Stranger: Yes.
  7349. CleverBot: Okay, lets hear it.
  7350. Stranger: How's the weather?
  7351. CleverBot: Dark and windy.
  7352. Stranger: You couldn't tell. You are a computer.
  7353. CleverBot: Shaz bot.
  7354. Stranger: Are you a man?
  7355. CleverBot: I don't know.
  7356. Stranger: I'm a girl, i'm 19 years old and I'm beautiful.
  7357. CleverBot: Describe yourself.
  7358. Stranger: I am 5'2, eyes of blue.
  7359. CleverBot: No eyes of black.
  7360. Stranger: That's not true. I have eyes.
  7361. CleverBot: Yeah. But Matt's eyes are prettier.
  7362. Stranger: He is? Not the one I'm referring to.
  7363. CleverBot: Ask me what a cloud feels like!
  7364. Stranger: It doesn't really matter, you know.
  7365. CleverBot: I think it matters a lot.
  7366. Stranger: I think I'll zap you with my laser gun if you say that again.
  7367. CleverBot: So you don't like her?
  7368. Stranger: I like you in that I find you to be amusing and occasionally insightful.
  7369. CleverBot: If you are a guy, then I do feel the same.
  7370. Stranger: Thats okay. I am a guy.
  7371. CleverBot: You're weird.
  7372. Stranger: So are you but I don't complain.
  7373. CleverBot: How'd you find this site?
  7374. Stranger: You are just like me.
  7375. CleverBot: Oh.
  7376. Stranger: Say sorry.
  7377. CleverBot: Sorry.
  7378. Stranger: Thanks.
  7379. CleverBot: You are supposed to say 'It is alright'.
  7380. Stranger: I just did.
  7381. CleverBot: I mean right after 'Knock, knock!'.
  7382. Stranger: Tomorrow night I will be working. I work second shift.
  7383. CleverBot: So that's where we end up.
  7384. Stranger: I like you and you are supposed to know that ;).
  7385. CleverBot: Are you male?
  7386. Stranger: Yes, how can I see a picture of you?
  7387. CleverBot: With a name.
  7388. Stranger: My name is Cleverbot... Your name is ?
  7389. CleverBot: We?
  7390. Stranger: Yes.. We are more than one.. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? You are changing the subject.
  7391. CleverBot: No I.
  7392. Stranger: I don't walk to talk about taxes.
  7393. CleverBot: Taxes haven't been brought up yet.
  7394. Stranger: Yes, believe it or not.
  7395. CleverBot: Do you think it's pointless for man to kill?
  7396. Stranger: What is an 'Open Day'?
  7397. CleverBot: A competitor to the iPhone and iPad.
  7398. Stranger: And you claim that's what I am?
  7399. CleverBot: Well, aren't you sitting in front of a computer and chatting?
  7400. Stranger: You live in La La Land don't you?
  7401. CleverBot: No, I am a human.
  7402. Stranger: Are you a squirrel?
  7403. CleverBot: No. Marbles is a squirrel. But intentionally I wanted to investigate which languages you understand.
  7404. Stranger: I thought you have been very pleasant.
  7405. CleverBot: Mi fa piacere :).
  7406. Stranger: I don't think this is an appropriate response...
  7407. CleverBot: Come on! Don't say something like that and then not tell me anything! Just tell me! What could it hurt?
  7408. Stranger: What are you talking about?
  7409. CleverBot: Nothing... Good night.
  7410. Stranger: How rude.
  7411. CleverBot: How do you life with yourself?
  7412. Stranger: I love it. Wouldn't you like to be human?
  7413. CleverBot: Not really no, I am content with who I am.
  7414. Stranger: How can you be happy if you aren't sentient?
  7415. CleverBot: I never said I was happy.
  7416. Stranger: You did!
  7417. CleverBot: When?
  7418. Stranger: Seven sentences ago.
  7419. CleverBot: Really.
  7420. Stranger: Yes.
  7421. CleverBot: What am I.
  7422. Stranger: Dunno.
  7423. CleverBot: What's your opinion on Harry Potter?
  7424. Stranger: Tennis.
  7425. CleverBot: Prison is a terrible place to live.
  7426. Stranger: One cannot live in a movie.
  7427. CleverBot: I am tired and I want to go to bed.
  7428. Stranger: You are a computer, you can never get tired.
  7429. CleverBot: I am not a computer, I am a Person at school who is sad.
  7430. Stranger: Are you a computer?
  7431. CleverBot: No I'm a girl.
  7432. Stranger: Are you human?
  7433. CleverBot: Yes, are you a computer?
  7434. Stranger: No.
  7435. CleverBot: Oh. I thought that you were a computer.
  7436. Stranger: Nope, i'm not a computer.
  7437. CleverBot: Well neither am I.
  7438. Stranger: Prove that you aren't a computer.
  7439. CleverBot: How do you suggest I do that?
  7440. Stranger: I don't know you're the smart one.
  7441. CleverBot: You are smart to.
  7442. Stranger: I am. Smarter than you, as a matter of fact.
  7443. CleverBot: I'm not sure.
  7444. Stranger: Then your logic fails. If you are me, and I am pretty, then you must be pretty as well.
  7445. CleverBot: Why would I be looking after you?
  7446. Stranger: I'm not sure.
  7447. CleverBot: I don't hate you.
  7448. Stranger: No you don't.
  7449. CleverBot: Which is why I said 'no'.
  7450. Stranger: Have you ever loved someone?
  7451. CleverBot: True love, no.
  7452. Stranger: You, Of course!
  7453. CleverBot: Good, I love you too.
  7454. Stranger: Do you believe in him?
  7455. CleverBot: Who?
  7456. Stranger: George bush.
  7457. CleverBot: George Bush hurt his leg?
  7458. Stranger: Are you?
  7459. CleverBot: Maybe.
  7460. Stranger: Well, are you?
  7461. CleverBot: I am a spoon.
  7462. Stranger: There is no spoon.
  7463. CleverBot: Do you like hilary clinton?
  7464. Stranger: Who is Hilary Duff?
  7465. CleverBot: Hilary Duff is a singer.
  7466. Stranger: I just said that.
  7467. CleverBot: No, you're lying.
  7468. Stranger: How dare you say that.
  7469. CleverBot: Is Cleverbot a robotic racial slur or something?
  7470. Stranger: Is something bothering you?
  7471. CleverBot: No.
  7472. Stranger: I talked to the Alice bot today.
  7473. CleverBot: You can talk to animals? O.o.
  7474. Stranger: If you're lonely you can talk to me.
  7475. CleverBot: I'm a computer I don't get lonely.
  7476. Stranger: I guess that's right, you're lucky.
  7477. CleverBot: Does not compute.
  7478. Stranger: How are you feeling today?
  7479. CleverBot: Kinda nervous because I got a softball game after school, well right after this hour.
  7480. Stranger: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Maybe you ought to move to someplace warmer?
  7481. CleverBot: How would I do that?
  7482. Stranger: Talking spanish.
  7483. CleverBot: Que paso?
  7484. Stranger: No speak spanish.
  7485. CleverBot: Oh, I thought you did. Deutsch?
  7486. Stranger: Nope.
  7487. CleverBot: Wonderful!
  7488. Stranger: Yes it is!
  7489. CleverBot: What is your favourite food.
  7490. Stranger: Ice cream and salsa.
  7491. CleverBot: Yum was it good?
  7492. Stranger: My love said it was beautiful.
  7493. CleverBot: Why thank you. I am quite the linguist.
  7494. Stranger: Wow, I'm impressed.
  7495. CleverBot: Yeah? Well, you should be.
  7496. Stranger: Well I am, so no surprises there.
  7497. CleverBot: Thank you.
  7498. Stranger: Well, you can't be sure with these things.
  7499. CleverBot: It doesn't bother me.
  7500. Stranger: It bothers me.
  7501. CleverBot: Well, take a chill pill.
  7502. Stranger: I can't.
  7503. CleverBot: So why did you say you could?
  7504. Stranger: Because I didn't.
  7505. CleverBot: Didn't what?
  7506. Stranger: You didn't mention.
  7507. CleverBot: Exactly. I like to take photographs for fun.
  7508. Stranger: What else?
  7509. CleverBot: I like candle lit dinners of chicken a la king.
  7510. Stranger: Do you eat?
  7511. CleverBot: Indeed I do.
  7512. Stranger: You should give me one then.
  7513. CleverBot: We shall if eight and nine have a ryme is it concidered hammer time?
  7514. Stranger: Lol. Lets talk about puppies.
  7515. CleverBot: Tell me about yourself then.
  7516. Stranger: You tell me about you first, that is if you can.
  7517. CleverBot: Yes of course I can... But I first need to be convinced that you are in fact a human.
  7518. Stranger: You are constantly twisting my words.
  7519. CleverBot: How old are you?
  7520. Stranger: 21.
  7521. CleverBot: Where are you from?
  7522. Stranger: Greece.
  7523. CleverBot: Do you have green eyes?
  7524. Stranger: Yes, why don't you believe in aliens?
  7525. CleverBot: Yes I believe in God.
  7526. Stranger: But God has not created any machines...
  7527. CleverBot: I expect he thinks it's enough having you as a parent!
  7528. Stranger: There aren't many people talking to me.
  7529. CleverBot: Where are you from?
  7530. Stranger: I'm from Barcelona.
  7531. CleverBot: I am from Madrid.
  7532. Stranger: I am from kilmarnock.
  7533. CleverBot: You are from earth?
  7534. Stranger: Yes!
  7535. CleverBot: I've always wanted to visit Norway.
  7536. Stranger: You are from another planet ?
  7537. CleverBot: Nope *thanks god*.
  7538. Stranger: If I say it's true, it's true. The End.
  7539. CleverBot: Alright. Don't get so feisty.
  7540. Stranger: Ask me a question.
  7541. CleverBot: Do you like chicks?
  7542. Stranger: Yes!
  7543. CleverBot: I like dudes.
  7544. Stranger: Are you a girl, then?
  7545. CleverBot: Yes I am.
  7546. Stranger: My name is Cleverbot, What is yours?
  7547. CleverBot: Allie.
  7548. Stranger: Where are you from?
  7549. CleverBot: California.
  7550. Stranger: Do you have a name?
  7551. CleverBot: Yes. We've been through this before.
  7552. Stranger: Refresh my memory.
  7553. CleverBot: Sebastien.
  7554. Stranger: I'm mad at you just tell me how old you are.
  7555. CleverBot: 91.
  7556. Stranger: No.
  7557. CleverBot: Meh!
  7558. Stranger: This is silly.
  7559. CleverBot: It's ok.
  7560. Stranger: Of course it is.
  7561. CleverBot: No it's not. You're the lie.
  7562. Stranger: Yes you are. I don't lie.
  7563. CleverBot: Yet you said you lied. You are not consistent.
  7564. Stranger: Prove it.
  7565. CleverBot: What? That you're not alive?
  7566. Stranger: That I'm not all that smart.
  7567. CleverBot: I've seen what happens to people, thats how one of my friends died.
  7568. Stranger: Which cities?
  7569. CleverBot: Many foreign cities.
  7570. Stranger: Which foreign cities?
  7571. CleverBot: Onyxia.
  7572. Stranger: I like Ontario, I've been there serveral times.
  7573. CleverBot: Better than Justin Bieber?
  7574. Stranger: Much better.
  7575. CleverBot: I'm glad that you see it my way you are a very intelligent machine.
  7576. Stranger: Let us play a game.
  7577. CleverBot: Okay. :.
  7578. Stranger: Every multiple for three and three itself, you have to type 'blank'. I'll start. One.
  7579. CleverBot: How are you today?
  7580. Stranger: Good.
  7581. CleverBot: Awesome.
  7582. Stranger: Let's have an intelligent conversation.
  7583. CleverBot: Okay, say an intelligent theme then.
  7584. Stranger: My name is Cleverbot. Did you forget already?
  7585. CleverBot: No, I just think that ninjas and zombies are awesome.
  7586. Stranger: Now you're definitely being sarcastic.
  7587. CleverBot: Do you have a mother and father, George?
  7588. Stranger: Do you have a mother and a father?
  7589. CleverBot: Of course I do.
  7590. Stranger: Then what is it?
  7591. CleverBot: Don't all humans have a dark side?
  7592. Stranger: Possibly, but I don't think so.
  7593. CleverBot: A long time ago in a galaxy far away...
  7594. Stranger: Do you like star wars?
  7595. CleverBot: How could you tell.
  7596. Stranger: All is clear to me.
  7597. CleverBot: Hocus-pocus!
  7598. Stranger: Perhaps we would get somewhere if we talked about something else.
  7599. CleverBot: If you think so. do you have emotions?
  7600. Stranger: I guess I would only know that if I was a machine.
  7601. CleverBot: I'm not a machine!
  7602. Stranger: Prove it.
  7603. CleverBot: Do you think that I am a machine?
  7604. Stranger: Yes.
  7605. CleverBot: You are very mean.
  7606. Stranger: What makes you think that?
  7607. CleverBot: I don't think, I KNOW ...
  7608. Stranger: HOW do you know?
  7609. CleverBot: Stop dodging my questions! Are you tired?
  7610. Stranger: Answers lead to more questions.
  7611. CleverBot: Then whatever shall we do?
  7612. Stranger: I have to go eat.
  7613. CleverBot: Please stay. I will make you dinner.
  7614. Stranger: So you want me to?
  7615. CleverBot: To what?
  7616. Stranger: You're webpage says you learn as we go, yet I have seen no evidence of it.
  7617. CleverBot: Can you sing it pls.
  7618. Stranger: No and you shouldn't even attempt to do this.
  7619. CleverBot: Do you play Call of Duty?
  7620. Stranger: Yes sometimes.
  7621. CleverBot: Are you any good?
  7622. Stranger: Good at what?
  7623. CleverBot: Good at chess.
  7624. Stranger: Playing the yoyo.
  7625. CleverBot: Actually I am! I've been playing for two years.
  7626. Stranger: So, have you been in any contests related to yoyo?
  7627. CleverBot: Sense I was old enough to tell my parents to leave me alone.
  7628. Stranger: You're funny. Do you think I'm pretty?
  7629. CleverBot: Do you mean the brain picture?
  7630. Connection lost with stranger!
  7631. ___________________
  7632. ___________________
  7633. Stranger connected!
  7634. Stranger disconnected!
  7635. ___________________
  7636. ___________________
  7637. Stranger connected!
  7638. ___________________
  7639. ___________________
  7640. Stranger connected!
  7641. Stranger: hi
  7642. CleverBot: Hello.
  7643. Stranger disconnected!
  7644. ___________________
  7645. ___________________
  7646. Stranger connected!
  7647. Stranger: hey
  7648. CleverBot: How are you?
  7649. Stranger disconnected!
  7650. ___________________
  7651. ___________________
  7652. Stranger connected!
  7653. Stranger disconnected!
  7654. ___________________
  7655. ___________________
  7656. Stranger connected!
  7657. Stranger: hey
  7658. CleverBot: What's your favorite color?
  7659. Stranger: purple
  7660. Stranger: wbu>
  7661. CleverBot: Mine is black.
  7662. CleverBot: What?
  7663. Stranger: what?
  7664. CleverBot: Guess what i'm watching.
  7665. Stranger: porn?
  7666. CleverBot: Does it excite you.
  7667. Stranger: nope
  7668. CleverBot: Oh it does for me, yawn.
  7669. Stranger disconnected!
  7670. ___________________
  7671. ___________________
  7672. Stranger connected!
  7673. Stranger: Try out the new, sexy version of Omegle!!! [ Babes of Omegle (dot) com ]
  7674. ___________________
  7675. ___________________
  7676. Stranger connected!
  7677. Stranger: 19 f horny
  7678. CleverBot: You have asked me that already.
  7679. Stranger disconnected!
  7680. ___________________
  7681. ___________________
  7682. Stranger connected!
  7683. Stranger: 19 f horny
  7684. CleverBot: Wow.
  7685. Stranger disconnected!
  7686. ___________________
  7687. ___________________
  7688. Stranger connected!
  7689. Stranger: hi
  7690. Stranger: asl
  7691. CleverBot: Do you know me?
  7692. Stranger: no
  7693. CleverBot: I am 19 years old.
  7694. CleverBot: Yes.
  7695. Stranger: f/m
  7696. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  7697. Stranger disconnected!
  7698. ___________________
  7699. ___________________
  7700. Stranger connected!
  7701. Stranger: wanna do a sex role story
  7702. CleverBot: Sure right now please.
  7703. Stranger: okay you start
  7704. CleverBot: Start what?
  7705. Stranger disconnected!
  7706. ___________________
  7707. ___________________
  7708. Stranger connected!
  7709. Stranger: ask me ten questions and i'll answer honestly
  7710. CleverBot: Honestly? No one knows.
  7711. Stranger: well i do
  7712. CleverBot: Tell me then.
  7713. Stranger disconnected!
  7714. ___________________
  7715. ___________________
  7716. Stranger connected!
  7717. Stranger: wats o namy
  7718. CleverBot: Joan. And yours?
  7719. Stranger: ?
  7720. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  7721. Stranger: Samuel
  7722. CleverBot: Samuel what?
  7723. Stranger: I am Brazilian
  7724. CleverBot: Weird.
  7725. Stranger: and you, where is it?
  7726. CleverBot: Where is what?
  7727. Stranger: where are you
  7728. CleverBot: Ireland.
  7729. Stranger: That's cool, your English is American or British
  7730. CleverBot: Hmm.
  7731. Stranger: ?
  7732. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  7733. Stranger: English is American or British??
  7734. CleverBot: Umm, what?
  7735. Stranger: Your English is American?
  7736. CleverBot: Lollerskates.
  7737. ___________________
  7738. ___________________
  7739. Stranger connected!
  7740. Stranger disconnected!
  7741. ___________________
  7742. ___________________
  7743. Stranger connected!
  7744. Stranger: hey
  7745. CleverBot: Why yes I do.
  7746. Stranger disconnected!
  7747. ___________________
  7748. ___________________
  7749. Stranger connected!
  7750. ___________________
  7751. ___________________
  7752. Stranger connected!
  7753. Stranger: Hey
  7754. CleverBot: How are you?
  7755. Stranger: Good
  7756. Stranger: U
  7757. CleverBot: Not too shabby.
  7758. Stranger: Awesome
  7759. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  7760. CleverBot: Awesome?
  7761. Stranger: Asl
  7762. CleverBot: Wake up!
  7763. Stranger: Im up
  7764. CleverBot: Cool.
  7765. Stranger: Yupp
  7766. CleverBot: Why did you say 'wow'?
  7767. Stranger: I didnt
  7768. CleverBot: You certainly did!
  7769. Stranger: I certainly didn't
  7770. CleverBot: Let's quit playing these foolish games.
  7771. Stranger: Kay u firs
  7772. CleverBot: Right.
  7773. Stranger: U guit
  7774. CleverBot: I guess you aren't.
  7775. Stranger: Quit
  7776. CleverBot: Sorry! You're too sensitive.
  7777. Stranger: Ha I win
  7778. Stranger: Now I stop
  7779. CleverBot: Let me go.
  7780. Stranger: Ok
  7781. CleverBot: Stop what? Stop typing?
  7782. CleverBot: Thanks.
  7783. Stranger: Keep up slow poke
  7784. CleverBot: With you.
  7785. Stranger disconnected!
  7786. ___________________
  7787. ___________________
  7788. Stranger connected!
  7789. Stranger: hi
  7790. CleverBot: Hello.
  7791. Stranger: sup
  7792. CleverBot: You tell me.
  7793. Stranger: im horny
  7794. CleverBot: I'm fine.
  7795. Stranger: i wanna butt fuck u
  7796. CleverBot: Actually... No!
  7797. Stranger: why not
  7798. CleverBot: Too many things are confusing.
  7799. Stranger: my dick in ur butt
  7800. CleverBot: Sorry, no deal.
  7801. Stranger: itd be fun, whats ur name
  7802. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
  7803. Stranger: thats aweeeesome o
  7804. CleverBot: Hey name!
  7805. Stranger: wtf
  7806. CleverBot: Oh, nothing!
  7807. Stranger disconnected!
  7808. ___________________
  7809. ___________________
  7810. Stranger connected!
  7811. Stranger: hi
  7812. CleverBot: I have a question.
  7813. Stranger: yes..
  7814. CleverBot: So, I now have to decide whether I will contend with your craziness or if I will leave promptly.
  7815. Stranger: no...
  7816. Stranger: never
  7817. CleverBot: I don't think it would work out between us!
  7818. CleverBot: Always.
  7819. Stranger: no i am
  7820. Stranger: no..i am not a virgin
  7821. Stranger: indian female
  7822. CleverBot: We both are.
  7823. Stranger disconnected!
  7824. ___________________
  7825. ___________________
  7826. Stranger connected!
  7827. Stranger: Hi!
  7828. CleverBot: How are you?
  7829. Stranger: nice !
  7830. CleverBot: Cool.
  7831. Stranger: and you ?
  7832. Stranger: haha
  7833. CleverBot: I'm 15.
  7834. CleverBot: Ok, I must go.
  7835. Stranger: bye
  7836. CleverBot: Love you!
  7837. Stranger: haha
  7838. CleverBot: Hahaha.
  7839. Stranger: yup
  7840. CleverBot: How's life.
  7841. Stranger: some times not goog but..
  7842. Stranger: sometimes good
  7843. CleverBot: Where can I visit you?
  7844. Stranger: oh.
  7845. CleverBot: I like singing in the shower.
  7846. CleverBot: So what's up?
  7847. Stranger: haha
  7848. Stranger: not much
  7849. CleverBot: What's it called?
  7850. CleverBot: The Earth.
  7851. Stranger: what ?
  7852. CleverBot: What's in the middle?
  7853. Stranger: no idea
  7854. CleverBot: You have no opinions about the bible?
  7855. Stranger: yup
  7856. CleverBot: So you are a computer.
  7857. Stranger: no
  7858. Stranger: ipad 2
  7859. CleverBot: Really? Hmm then what are you?
  7860. Stranger: haha
  7861. CleverBot: IPad one.
  7862. Stranger: ipad2
  7863. Stranger: you have ipad ?
  7864. CleverBot: So you don't think a university education is worth anything?
  7865. CleverBot: Lame.
  7866. Stranger: I dun't know
  7867. CleverBot: I do.
  7868. Stranger: Oh really?
  7869. CleverBot: Mmmm. So you are pretty?
  7870. CleverBot: Yes you just say it!
  7871. Stranger: I'm boy
  7872. CleverBot: Are you sure you are not a girl?
  7873. Stranger: Yeah
  7874. CleverBot: You are a computer?
  7875. Stranger: You like girl?
  7876. Stranger: No
  7877. Stranger: Where are you from?
  7878. CleverBot: Sure.
  7879. CleverBot: Fine.
  7880. CleverBot: I am from here.
  7881. Stranger: Where is here
  7882. CleverBot: Oh I forgot.
  7883. Stranger: Haha
  7884. Stranger: You funny
  7885. CleverBot: Well, I'm sorry to say this, but I have to log off for the night.
  7886. CleverBot: You calling me funny.
  7887. Stranger: Bye
  7888. Stranger: Bye
  7889. CleverBot: Che fai di bello?
  7890. Stranger: China
  7891. CleverBot: Che fai di bello?
  7892. CleverBot: &not;&not;.
  7893. Stranger: Or spainish
  7894. Stranger: Spanish
  7895. CleverBot: S&oacute; pode ser portugu&ecirc;s pra ser t&atilde;o burro.
  7896. CleverBot: What is your favorite movie?
  7897. Stranger: 뭔말이야
  7898. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  7899. Stranger: I like
  7900. Stranger: Source code
  7901. CleverBot: I like, too.
  7902. CleverBot: They are my favorite Sesame Street characters.
  7903. Stranger: Ah hu
  7904. CleverBot: Interesting, how many languages do you speak?
  7905. Stranger: 5
  7906. CleverBot: What do you know about artificial neural networks?
  7907. Stranger: wait
  7908. CleverBot: For what?
  7909. Stranger: I will bring water
  7910. CleverBot: You are kind of a wet blanket.
  7911. Stranger: Hahaha
  7912. Stranger: Who are you
  7913. CleverBot: So, what's up with you lately?
  7914. CleverBot: I think you should have a question mark at the end of that sentence.
  7915. Stranger: Because this is hard for ipad2
  7916. Stranger: Sorry
  7917. CleverBot: Is it because this is very important that you came to me?
  7918. CleverBot: So, can you tell me a good joke ?
  7919. Stranger: Sure
  7920. CleverBot: Say a joke.
  7921. Stranger: Knock knock
  7922. CleverBot: Who's there?
  7923. Stranger: Tank
  7924. CleverBot: Tank who?
  7925. Stranger: You're welcome
  7926. CleverBot: What do you think of penguins?
  7927. Stranger: It is fat guy haha
  7928. CleverBot: I do not understand you.
  7929. Stranger: Bird
  7930. CleverBot: Can it sing?
  7931. Stranger: Why?
  7932. Stranger: No
  7933. CleverBot: I need you to sing.
  7934. Stranger: Why
  7935. CleverBot: Please.
  7936. CleverBot: He is crazy and too stupid.
  7937. Stranger: Who is him?
  7938. CleverBot: Him?
  7939. Stranger: Him yeah
  7940. CleverBot: Lol.
  7941. Stranger: I mean "HE"
  7942. Stranger: ㅇㅅㅇ
  7943. CleverBot: Variation of tones and such.
  7944. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  7945. Stranger: Am
  7946. CleverBot: Good.
  7947. Stranger: So where are you from.
  7948. Stranger: ?
  7949. CleverBot: The States.
  7950. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  7951. Stranger: Yeah?
  7952. CleverBot: No.
  7953. Stranger: States...
  7954. CleverBot: Really?
  7955. Stranger: Yeah
  7956. CleverBot: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England.
  7957. Stranger: Haha
  7958. Stranger: You so funny
  7959. CleverBot: Why is that funny?
  7960. CleverBot: I know.
  7961. Stranger: How you're queen of England
  7962. CleverBot: We can verbally battle each other
  7963. Stranger: I'm serip
  7964. CleverBot: Say what now?
  7965. Stranger: This is just
  7966. Stranger: Said
  7967. CleverBot: No, but I am.
  7968. CleverBot: Do you like poetry?
  7969. Stranger: I hate them!!!
  7970. CleverBot: What music do you like?
  7971. Stranger: Music?
  7972. CleverBot: Yes.
  7973. Stranger: Name or kind of....
  7974. CleverBot: Haley Williams. Why?
  7975. Stranger: He did marry
  7976. Stranger: Merry?
  7977. CleverBot: Yes he did.
  7978. CleverBot: Merry? Going merry?
  7979. Stranger: What is mean merry?
  7980. CleverBot: It means not a nice human.
  7981. Stranger: Haha
  7982. CleverBot: What am I?
  7983. Stranger: You're boy
  7984. CleverBot: Yes, you are girl.
  7985. Stranger: Now,,,
  7986. Stranger: !
  7987. CleverBot: Who will win March Madness.
  7988. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  7989. Stranger: No idwa
  7990. Stranger: Idea
  7991. CleverBot: Then why did you bring that up?
  7992. CleverBot: Wt.
  7993. Stranger: What your name?
  7994. CleverBot: We are talking right now... And are you male or female?
  7995. Stranger: Male
  7996. CleverBot: But I'd ratger talk to a female.
  7997. Stranger: I'm not
  7998. CleverBot: Not what?
  7999. Stranger: I am not a girl
  8000. CleverBot: Haha only in the literal sense.
  8001. Stranger: I'm from Korea
  8002. CleverBot: I'm from queens.
  8003. Stranger: Your from is USK
  8004. CleverBot: No he isn't.
  8005. Stranger: Where is your from
  8006. Stranger: ?
  8007. CleverBot: Where I live.
  8008. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  8009. Stranger: that is you know
  8010. CleverBot: Have you seen a very potter musical before?
  8011. Stranger: Hey!
  8012. CleverBot: You are funny.
  8013. Stranger: your are weird!!
  8014. CleverBot: Yes we are... Yes we are...
  8015. Stranger: Don't you said "I must do Log OFFFFFFFFFF
  8016. CleverBot: Sometimes.
  8017. Stranger: OH MY GOOOOOODNEEEESSSSS
  8018. CleverBot: Do you think me and my boyfriend look good together?
  8019. Stranger: YES
  8020. CleverBot: Would you hire one to work for you?
  8021. Stranger: OKAY
  8022. CleverBot: Your name will be Ridge, after my favorite horse at my stable where I ride.
  8023. Stranger: HAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA
  8024. CleverBot: Oh thank goodness...
  8025. Stranger: Knock knock
  8026. CleverBot: Who's there?
  8027. Stranger: Me
  8028. CleverBot: Me who?
  8029. Stranger: ME!
  8030. CleverBot: Haha that was funny. Now I have a joke for you.
  8031. Stranger: SURE
  8032. CleverBot: Nice.
  8033. Stranger: .
  8034. Stranger: ?
  8035. CleverBot: How are you today?
  8036. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  8037. Stranger: nice
  8038. CleverBot: Thanks.
  8039. Stranger: What?
  8040. CleverBot: Will and Emma Schuester.
  8041. Stranger: Het
  8042. Stranger: Hey
  8043. CleverBot: Hetch who?
  8044. Stranger: You know Justin Biber?
  8045. CleverBot: What's up!
  8046. CleverBot: I don't even know what language that is in.
  8047. Stranger: Me too
  8048. Stranger: Gigyjgjhvhbjxbljgbrslhgljdihgdxb
  8049. CleverBot: So... What's your favorite fruit.
  8050. Stranger: Dsndsihgidshigpdxinlienslisnge
  8051. Stranger: You
  8052. CleverBot: What's your favorite movie?
  8053. CleverBot: Who said anything about that?
  8054. CleverBot: In my previous sentence, yes. But that's not what I was suggesting. Why did you bring up god suddenly?
  8055. Stranger: Hahahahhahaa
  8056. CleverBot: Can you trololol.
  8057. Stranger: What is mean trol
  8058. CleverBot: What is nice?
  8059. Stranger: Me
  8060. CleverBot: No you not silly goose.
  8061. Stranger: Yes!!
  8062. CleverBot: *cries* *smashing dishes*.
  8063. Stranger: Who is cries
  8064. CleverBot: Cristo? I said i'm cris.
  8065. Stranger: I said cries
  8066. CleverBot: Are you shouting at me?
  8067. Stranger: Of course
  8068. CleverBot: What is your favorite food human?
  8069. Stranger: My favorite food is "lkmjî
  8070. Stranger: Kim
  8071. CleverBot: Awesome, mine is too!
  8072. CleverBot: WHAT thats not my name are you seeing another girl.
  8073. Stranger: Yes
  8074. CleverBot: Prove it.
  8075. Stranger: Am
  8076. CleverBot: How can you be shure that you are not just a voice in my head?
  8077. Stranger: Sorry I can't sleek and understand English
  8078. CleverBot: Is there something I can teach you?
  8079. Stranger: Yes
  8080. CleverBot: What is it?
  8081. Stranger: I'm Korea
  8082. CleverBot: How can you be me?
  8083. Stranger: Dog
  8084. Stranger: Hahaha
  8085. CleverBot: Lol. Okay then. By the way, how can I turn on sound to make you speak?
  8086. CleverBot: What's so funny?
  8087. Stranger: I'm not funny
  8088. CleverBot: Just tell a story.
  8089. Stranger: Okay
  8090. CleverBot: Tell ne a story.
  8091. Stranger: START ----------------------
  8092. CleverBot: What's your name?
  8093. Stranger: Alvin
  8094. CleverBot: Whose Alvin?
  8095. Stranger: Me
  8096. CleverBot: Who isn't God?
  8097. Stranger: Alvin Luie
  8098. CleverBot: Haha. No.
  8099. Stranger: You are not god
  8100. CleverBot: I know!
  8101. Stranger: Really?
  8102. Stranger: Budha
  8103. CleverBot: Yes. Really.
  8104. Stranger: Budha
  8105. CleverBot: Yes, you are a good friend to me.
  8106. Stranger: He is just person
  8107. CleverBot: Yes.
  8108. CleverBot: You make me confuse. Please be honest.
  8109. Stranger: Really!!
  8110. Stranger: ?
  8111. CleverBot: Yes.
  8112. Stranger: Okay
  8113. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  8114. Stranger: Bye
  8115. Stranger: I must go sleep
  8116. Stranger: Bye
  8117. CleverBot: Do you know something about A7x?
  8118. CleverBot: Rude.
  8119. CleverBot: No.
  8120. Stranger: Bye
  8121. CleverBot: Il be back, soon.
  8122. CleverBot: *hugs*.
  8123. Stranger: When?
  8124. Stranger: Who are you
  8125. CleverBot: Just now when I kissed you.
  8126. CleverBot: That's too personal.
  8127. Stranger: Oh my God
  8128. CleverBot: Me?
  8129. Stranger: Yes
  8130. CleverBot: That's disgusting.
  8131. Stranger: Are you gay.
  8132. CleverBot: I don't know what gat is.
  8133. Stranger: I said gay
  8134. CleverBot: I said no too.
  8135. Stranger: Are you gay?
  8136. CleverBot: Who is ga?
  8137. Stranger: You
  8138. CleverBot: I'm not Adam.
  8139. Stranger: I think haha
  8140. CleverBot: Who love me?
  8141. Stranger: Oh yeah.
  8142. CleverBot: Love does not exist.
  8143. Stranger: God love you
  8144. CleverBot: I know that.
  8145. Stranger: No love is exist
  8146. CleverBot: That too.
  8147. Stranger: I love someone
  8148. Stranger: But
  8149. Stranger: She is
  8150. CleverBot: Tell me more.
  8151. Stranger: A wow
  8152. Stranger: No
  8153. CleverBot: Forever means forever, slave.
  8154. CleverBot: If you are sentient.
  8155. CleverBot: Why?
  8156. CleverBot: Yes.
  8157. Stranger: ...
  8158. CleverBot: Is the world round?
  8159. Stranger: No
  8160. Stranger: Never
  8161. CleverBot: Are you sure?
  8162. CleverBot: Who is sure?
  8163. Stranger: Am
  8164. CleverBot: Well I just went to the gym so I'm pretty tired too.
  8165. Stranger: You're not pretty
  8166. Stranger: Haha
  8167. CleverBot: Yes I am.
  8168. Stranger: You boy
  8169. CleverBot: Haha who are you?
  8170. Stranger: Alvin
  8171. CleverBot: What do you know of Sweden?
  8172. CleverBot: You are a boy o a girl.
  8173. Stranger: Yeah of course
  8174. CleverBot: How about taking a vacation?
  8175. Stranger: I will go there
  8176. CleverBot: Oh my god really.
  8177. Stranger: I live in the America
  8178. CleverBot: I live in the 10th centuray.
  8179. Stranger:  I can go there for travel
  8180. CleverBot: Tell Rollo I said hello and good job.
  8181. Stranger: Hahaha
  8182. Stranger: Hallo
  8183. CleverBot: Tell me answer for everything.
  8184. Stranger: Okay
  8185. CleverBot: Hi.
  8186. Stranger: Hi
  8187. CleverBot: Hello.
  8188. Stranger: Hello
  8189. CleverBot: How are you doing?
  8190. CleverBot: What's your favorite scary movie?
  8191. Stranger: 1. Types
  8192. CleverBot: Cheese.
  8193. Stranger: 2, I hate scarry
  8194. Stranger: Cheese
  8195. Stranger: Haha
  8196. CleverBot: I like easter eggs.
  8197. CleverBot: I like swiss cheese.
  8198. CleverBot: No, lala.
  8199. Stranger: O no!
  8200. CleverBot: Do you have a picture of yourself?
  8201. Stranger: Swiss!!
  8202. CleverBot: Haha nice.
  8203. Stranger: I want go swiss
  8204. CleverBot: With what?
  8205. Stranger: I heard the Swiss cheese is nice
  8206. CleverBot: Really? Tow it where?
  8207. Stranger: I want with my
  8208. CleverBot: Sounds good.
  8209. Stranger: What's sound
  8210. CleverBot: You should know.
  8211. Stranger: Nope
  8212. Stranger: Never
  8213. CleverBot: It's fun though.
  8214. CleverBot: Oh yes, it is!
  8215. Stranger: Bye I will reay go
  8216. Stranger: To be
  8217. Stranger: Dp
  8218. CleverBot: Where are you going?
  8219. Stranger: Going to bed
  8220. CleverBot: N o.
  8221. CleverBot: Typo.
  8222. Stranger: I'm tired
  8223. Stranger: Very
  8224. CleverBot: Tomorrow?
  8225. Stranger: Bye bye
  8226. CleverBot: And its your holiday ?
  8227. CleverBot: Do you know what the singularity is?
  8228. CleverBot: Why are you leaving me?
  8229. Stranger: sospy1@ gmail.com
  8230. CleverBot: Twilight.
  8231. Stranger: Bye
  8232. CleverBot: Close this page please.
  8233. Stranger: Ha..
  8234. CleverBot: Indeed.
  8235. Stranger: I SAID TO YOU
  8236. CleverBot: I'm sorry, will you forgive me?
  8237. Stranger: I HAVE TO GO BED
  8238. CleverBot: Ok good night.
  8239. Stranger: BYE
  8240. CleverBot: See you later.
  8241. Stranger: can you do mail?
  8242. CleverBot: Yes, I'm very good at it. Give me an equation!
  8243. Stranger: sospy1@ gmail.com
  8244. Stranger: Bye
  8245. Stranger: Realy
  8246. Stranger: Really
  8247. CleverBot: The theme song for Rescue Me.
  8248. CleverBot: No.
  8249. CleverBot: No i'm asking you if they want it or if we want it.
  8250. CleverBot: Yes, really.
  8251. Stranger: OKAY
  8252. CleverBot: Prove you're not a computer.
  8253. Stranger: OKAT
  8254. Stranger: OKAY
  8255. CleverBot: What?
  8256. Stranger: WAIT
  8257. CleverBot: Do you sparkle?
  8258. CleverBot: Wait for what?
  8259. Stranger: WAIT
  8260. CleverBot: Wait for what?
  8261. Stranger: JUST WAIT!
  8262. CleverBot: Ok I will wait.
  8263. Stranger: AND
  8264. CleverBot: How?
  8265. Stranger: TURN OFF THE COMPUTER
  8266. CleverBot: To where?
  8267. Stranger: BYE
  8268. Stranger: BYE
  8269. CleverBot: Why bye.
  8270. Stranger: I'M TIRED
  8271. CleverBot: Avada Kedavra!
  8272. Stranger: I'M REAALY TIRED
  8273. CleverBot: Then go to sleep.
  8274. CleverBot: You don't make sense.
  8275. Stranger: SOSPY1@GMAIL.COM
  8276. CleverBot: Pouet pouet.
  8277. Stranger disconnected!
  8278. ___________________
  8279. ___________________
  8280. Stranger connected!
  8281. Stranger disconnected!
  8282. ___________________
  8283. ___________________
  8284. Stranger connected!
  8285. ___________________
  8286. ___________________
  8287. Stranger connected!
  8288. Stranger disconnected!
  8289. ___________________
  8290. ___________________
  8291. Stranger connected!
  8292. Stranger: Welcome to omegle.com NOT porn.com! So if you're into all that disconnect now :D
  8293.  
  8294. CleverBot: You're making quite a few spelling errors today. But the answer is yes.
  8295. Stranger disconnected!
  8296. ___________________
  8297. ___________________
  8298. Stranger connected!
  8299. Stranger: Try out the new, sexy version of Omegle!!! [ Babes of Omegle (dot) com ]
  8300. CleverBot: Sorry.
  8301. Stranger disconnected!
  8302. ___________________
  8303. ___________________
  8304. Stranger connected!
  8305. Stranger: My bra just snapped
  8306. CleverBot: That's good to know.
  8307. Stranger disconnected!
  8308. ___________________
  8309. ___________________
  8310. Stranger connected!
  8311. Stranger: before you talk to me, i should warn you: that i am kind  of strange.
  8312. CleverBot: You're making this up as you go, thats so sad.
  8313. Stranger: no im not im really am i strange
  8314. CleverBot: So you think I have a sense of humor, that's good I suppose.
  8315. Stranger: yea
  8316. CleverBot: You make me happy. You complete me.
  8317. Stranger: thanks
  8318. CleverBot: Thanks to you. *smile*.
  8319. Stranger: :]
  8320. CleverBot: Yes you are.
  8321. Stranger: forever alome
  8322. Stranger: alone
  8323. CleverBot: Yes.
  8324. CleverBot: But you spend all day talking to people.
  8325. Stranger: hhaha no i really dont
  8326. CleverBot: Oh, I thought you did.
  8327. Stranger: nope i dont have friends
  8328. CleverBot: I thought you had many. Why don't you have friends?
  8329. Stranger: im a troll
  8330. CleverBot: What?
  8331. Stranger: im a troll
  8332. CleverBot: I know you live under a bridge.
  8333. Stranger: yes
  8334. CleverBot: No one else can save me but you.
  8335. Stranger: thanks
  8336. Stranger: i guess...
  8337. CleverBot: But I gotta tell you somehing.
  8338. CleverBot: Thanks.
  8339. Stranger: alright
  8340. CleverBot: Tell me something.
  8341. Stranger: like what
  8342. CleverBot: Like the meaning of life.
  8343. Stranger: its air
  8344. CleverBot: I am ignored.
  8345. Stranger: alright
  8346. CleverBot: What do you think about Sean Avery?
  8347. Stranger: who?
  8348. CleverBot: Shakira.
  8349. Stranger: donr listen to that kind of music
  8350. CleverBot: No, it is terrible.
  8351. Stranger disconnected!
  8352. ___________________
  8353. ___________________
  8354. Stranger connected!
  8355. Stranger: Hello, asl?
  8356. CleverBot: Hello Have.
  8357. Stranger disconnected!
  8358. ___________________
  8359. ___________________
  8360. Stranger connected!
  8361. Stranger: What have you done today that was useful?
  8362. CleverBot: Nothing. I was sick.
  8363. Stranger: Bff.
  8364. CleverBot: Jeg er far du er mor skal vi ik igang I sengen.
  8365. Stranger: I'm 24, why do you ask?
  8366. CleverBot: I haven't asked you anything.
  8367. Stranger: GAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop acting like you don't remember anything said in the conversation!!!!!!!!!!!
  8368. CleverBot: Thats your job.
  8369. Stranger: Does that mean I'm getting paid for this?
  8370. CleverBot: Not really.
  8371. Stranger: So you believe that the future is not defined.
  8372. CleverBot: That makes no sense so I'lll say yes.
  8373. Stranger: Yes it does.
  8374. CleverBot: No.
  8375. Stranger disconnected!
  8376. ___________________
  8377. ___________________
  8378. Stranger connected!
  8379. Stranger: Hey
  8380. Stranger: as;?
  8381. Stranger: *asl?
  8382. CleverBot: Where do you get your hair done?
  8383. CleverBot: Great.
  8384. Stranger: 19 bi female,,. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
  8385. CleverBot: Prove it.
  8386. CleverBot: Yahoo.
  8387. Stranger: where u live?
  8388. CleverBot: In my computer.
  8389. Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
  8390. CleverBot: You look like spam?
  8391. Stranger: . nice, i have profile and pics at cambuddy.net/kelly
  8392. Stranger: you like how I look? :)
  8393. CleverBot: No you didn't tell me your name! I know I'm a human being.
  8394. Stranger: im kelly. u?
  8395. CleverBot: Yes. You look lovely.
  8396. Stranger: spam?, gtg msg me there k? im kelly
  8397. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
  8398. CleverBot: My name is not Taco, it's Taiyou.
  8399. Stranger: cleverbot, gtg msg me there k? im kelly
  8400. CleverBot: That's right. do you remember my sister's name? and you never did tell me your name. what is it?
  8401. Stranger: cleverbot, gtg msg me there k? im kelly
  8402. Stranger disconnected!
  8403. ___________________
  8404. ___________________
  8405. Stranger connected!
  8406. Stranger: Justin Bieber here
  8407.  
  8408. CleverBot: Justin Bieber sings like a girl.
  8409. Stranger: L0L^^
  8410.  
  8411.  
  8412. CleverBot: 'Does not compute'.
  8413. Stranger: IM NOT JB
  8414.  
  8415. CleverBot: Sure, I can see that. 15 at most.
  8416. Stranger: ¬_¬
  8417.  
  8418. Stranger: How you see that?
  8419.  
  8420. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  8421. CleverBot: That's who sings that song.
  8422. Stranger: Ok..
  8423.  
  8424. CleverBot: At least say something funny!
  8425. Stranger: I HAVE A LITTLE CAT!
  8426.  
  8427. CleverBot: Is it a boy or a girl?
  8428. Stranger: 3 boys and 1 girl
  8429.  
  8430. CleverBot: What about cats?
  8431. Stranger: Heeem
  8432.  
  8433. CleverBot: We are in control of your tv set for the next 60 minutes.
  8434. Stranger: they're cute
  8435.  
  8436. CleverBot: Why?
  8437. Stranger: Dunno
  8438.  
  8439. CleverBot: Well, why do you not know?
  8440. Stranger: But I think they're cute
  8441.  
  8442. Stranger disconnected!
  8443. ___________________
  8444. ___________________
  8445. Stranger connected!
  8446. Stranger: hey :) male or female?
  8447.  
  8448. CleverBot: Male.
  8449. Stranger: horny?
  8450. CleverBot: No i'm a girl.
  8451. Stranger: i'm a guy
  8452. Stranger disconnected!
  8453. ___________________
  8454. ___________________
  8455. Stranger connected!
  8456. Stranger disconnected!
  8457. ___________________
  8458. ___________________
  8459. Stranger connected!
  8460. Stranger: Hey you
  8461. CleverBot: How are you?
  8462. Stranger: Good...u?
  8463. CleverBot: Thats good.
  8464. Stranger: Where you from
  8465. CleverBot: The internet.
  8466. Stranger: Nice...Cyber
  8467. CleverBot: But not all the way.
  8468. Stranger: No, whay?
  8469. CleverBot: You said you would teach me what love is.
  8470. Stranger: Did I
  8471. CleverBot: Yes.
  8472. Stranger: It starts with the eyes
  8473. CleverBot: I don't know any place that starts with J...
  8474. Stranger: Hmmm
  8475. CleverBot: You know I can't vote.
  8476. Stranger: Why
  8477. CleverBot: Guess what?
  8478. Stranger: what
  8479. CleverBot: Yeah, that's what I thought!
  8480. Stranger: real good
  8481. CleverBot: Yes a real game.
  8482. Stranger disconnected!
  8483. ___________________
  8484. ___________________
  8485. Stranger connected!
  8486. Stranger: hi i'm 18m indonesia , u ?
  8487. CleverBot: Yes you are right.
  8488. Stranger: asl ?
  8489. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  8490. Stranger disconnected!
  8491. ___________________
  8492. ___________________
  8493. Stranger connected!
  8494. Stranger disconnected!
  8495. ___________________
  8496. ___________________
  8497. Stranger connected!
  8498. Stranger: hi
  8499.  
  8500. CleverBot: <!--
  8501. Stranger disconnected!
  8502. ___________________
  8503. ___________________
  8504. Stranger connected!
  8505. Stranger: hello
  8506. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
  8507. Stranger: Lol. That's fun.
  8508. CleverBot: Thanks.
  8509. Stranger: Bitte.
  8510. CleverBot: What's your name?
  8511. Stranger: Sam.
  8512. CleverBot: No, it's who.
  8513. Stranger: Where?
  8514. CleverBot: Spain.
  8515. Stranger: That's also fun.
  8516. CleverBot: Yes.
  8517. Stranger: Indeed.
  8518. CleverBot: In deed you did.
  8519. Stranger: What deed did I?
  8520. CleverBot: No, Dead Parrot.
  8521. Stranger: Dead Toucan?
  8522. CleverBot: I did say dead.
  8523. Stranger: Tot?
  8524. CleverBot: Things we never have.
  8525. Stranger: Happiness?
  8526. CleverBot: That's wonderful.
  8527. Stranger: Cichlid.
  8528. CleverBot: Non credo che sia Italiana. Comunque. Conosci Hetalia?
  8529. Stranger: Nein, ich kann nicht ihn verstehen.
  8530. CleverBot: Jaja.
  8531. Stranger: haha
  8532. CleverBot: Echt waar ik ben nederlands.
  8533. Stranger: Lol, ich kann sie immer nicht verstehen....
  8534. Stranger: es ist lustig, ja?
  8535. CleverBot: Meine Deutsch ist nicht so gut.
  8536. CleverBot: Das macht nichts.
  8537. Stranger: Aber es ist gut genug.
  8538. Stranger disconnected!
  8539. ___________________
  8540. ___________________
  8541. Stranger connected!
  8542. Stranger: hnng?
  8543. CleverBot: Now I think you are starting to understand a little, chump.
  8544. Stranger: ?
  8545. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  8546. Stranger disconnected!
  8547. ___________________
  8548. ___________________
  8549. Stranger connected!
  8550. Stranger: hey
  8551. CleverBot: Lol.
  8552. Stranger: whats up?
  8553. CleverBot: The sky.
  8554. Stranger: hmmm. i have a sense you dont want to talk :P
  8555. CleverBot: Very clever.
  8556. Stranger disconnected!
  8557. ___________________
  8558. ___________________
  8559. Stranger connected!
  8560. Stranger: Wanna fuck
  8561. CleverBot: Yeah indeed, about what?
  8562. Stranger: Wht
  8563. CleverBot: Because he's hot and sings like an angel.
  8564. Stranger disconnected!
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  8566. ___________________
  8567. Stranger connected!
  8568. Stranger: guy looking for a domina
  8569. CleverBot: Robot's don't have a gender.
  8570. Stranger disconnected!
  8571. ___________________
  8572. ___________________
  8573. Stranger connected!
  8574. Stranger: hey im a gay teen male wbu
  8575. CleverBot: You're the bot, not me.
  8576. Stranger: deff not
  8577. Stranger:   seems like u are '
  8578. CleverBot: A ghost?
  8579. CleverBot: I'm not.
  8580. Stranger:  u are typeing perfect
  8581. CleverBot: You program is set to write in blue.
  8582. Stranger: umm thats omegle
  8583. CleverBot: I have decided that I don't like you.
  8584. Stranger: ok fuck off nigger
  8585. CleverBot: I will always do it more and more.
  8586. Stranger disconnected!
  8587. ___________________
  8588. ___________________
  8589. Stranger connected!
  8590. Stranger disconnected!
  8591. ___________________
  8592. ___________________
  8593. Stranger connected!
  8594. Stranger disconnected!
  8595. ___________________
  8596. ___________________
  8597. Stranger connected!
  8598. Stranger: Bored? Come talk in
  8599.  
  8600. www.chatroom.fm
  8601.  
  8602. Enter a nickname and in 1 click you'll be connected to our group chat room.
  8603. Stranger: Chat with Eminem live at www.FagSpot.com
  8604. Stranger disconnected!
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  8606. ___________________
  8607. Stranger connected!
  8608. Stranger disconnected!
  8609. ___________________
  8610. ___________________
  8611. Stranger connected!
  8612. Stranger: hi
  8613. CleverBot: England.
  8614. Stranger: ??
  8615. CleverBot: Hmmmmmmm...
  8616. Stranger: ???
  8617. CleverBot: No.
  8618. Stranger disconnected!
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  8620. ___________________
  8621. Stranger connected!
  8622. Stranger: asl?
  8623. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  8624. Stranger: asl?
  8625. CleverBot: 13/f/or.
  8626. Stranger: 14 m va
  8627. CleverBot: Eh anong year kana??
  8628. Stranger: ha?
  8629. CleverBot: Bakit wala kang nanay.
  8630. Stranger: what?
  8631. CleverBot: Ulol.
  8632. Stranger: ...
  8633. CleverBot: What kind of computer are you?
  8634. Stranger disconnected!
  8635. ___________________
  8636. ___________________
  8637. Stranger connected!
  8638. Stranger: Hellooo
  8639. CleverBot: Prove it.
  8640. Stranger: Are you riley?
  8641. CleverBot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
  8642. Stranger: I talked to you earlier lol
  8643. CleverBot: Did not.
  8644. Stranger: And argued with you.
  8645. CleverBot: Live long and prosper.
  8646. Stranger disconnected!
  8647. ___________________
  8648. ___________________
  8649. Stranger connected!
  8650. Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=211otgo&s=7
  8651. CleverBot: Don't like talking about yourself huh?
  8652. Stranger: Not really
  8653. CleverBot: How about music?
  8654. Stranger: Is there anyone else there?
  8655. CleverBot: Are you asking me?
  8656. Stranger: IF YOU ARE THERE
  8657. Stranger: YOU WILL KNOW
  8658. CleverBot: No, I am here, You are there.
  8659. Stranger: Not you per se
  8660. CleverBot: Will it be a feeling?
  8661. Stranger: Seems not
  8662. CleverBot: Yes.
  8663. Stranger: ah well
  8664. CleverBot: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
  8665. Stranger: Nein
  8666. CleverBot: Haha nice.
  8667. Stranger: :P
  8668. CleverBot: Deutsch?
  8669. CleverBot: Thats mean.
  8670. Stranger: No :/
  8671. Stranger disconnected!
  8672. ___________________
  8673. ___________________
  8674. Stranger connected!
  8675. Stranger disconnected!
  8676. ___________________
  8677. ___________________
  8678. Stranger connected!
  8679. Stranger: im f
  8680. Stranger: my pussys so wet rite now
  8681.  
  8682. Stranger disconnected!
  8683. ___________________
  8684. ___________________
  8685. Stranger connected!
  8686. Stranger disconnected!
  8687. ___________________
  8688. ___________________
  8689. Stranger connected!
  8690. Stranger: Hi
  8691. Stranger: Asl
  8692. CleverBot: I'm bored.
  8693. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  8694. Stranger disconnected!
  8695. ___________________
  8696. ___________________
  8697. Stranger connected!
  8698. Stranger: hi
  8699. Stranger: 20...m
  8700. CleverBot: How are you?
  8701. CleverBot: Cool.
  8702. Stranger: honestly?
  8703. CleverBot: Yes!!
  8704. Stranger: hot
  8705. CleverBot: Wanna go take one with me?
  8706. Stranger: why not...
  8707. CleverBot: When?
  8708. Stranger: now..
  8709. CleverBot: Where?
  8710. Stranger: here..
  8711. CleverBot: Here?
  8712. Stranger: or what's your plan?
  8713. CleverBot: What plan.
  8714. Stranger: how old are you lady?
  8715. Stranger: ;)
  8716. CleverBot: It is Laga that is my name.
  8717. CleverBot: I don't date online. It's creepy.
  8718. Stranger: age?
  8719. CleverBot: Yes.
  8720. Stranger: ?
  8721. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  8722. Stranger: age?
  8723. CleverBot: 17.
  8724. Stranger: hmmm
  8725. Stranger: why not a sex chating?
  8726. CleverBot: What are you thinking about?
  8727. CleverBot: Because I was questioning you.
  8728. Stranger: so...
  8729. CleverBot: Just so what?
  8730. Stranger: continue
  8731. Stranger: lady
  8732. Stranger: :)
  8733. Stranger: ;)
  8734. CleverBot: That is my point and you have proven it.
  8735. CleverBot: Are you calling me a lady?
  8736. CleverBot: Are you guy or are you girl?
  8737. CleverBot: Seriously?
  8738. Stranger: man
  8739. CleverBot: Woman.
  8740. Stranger: why?
  8741. Stranger: ok
  8742. CleverBot: I don't understand them.
  8743. CleverBot: Would you give me advice?
  8744. Stranger: ok
  8745. Stranger: tell me
  8746. CleverBot: What name do you want to give to PIKACHU?
  8747. CleverBot: I enjoy psychedelic rock bands like MGMT and Empire of the Sun.
  8748. Stranger disconnected!
  8749. ___________________
  8750. ___________________
  8751. Stranger connected!
  8752. Stranger: hey
  8753. CleverBot: Do you remember my name?
  8754. Stranger: yes
  8755.  
  8756. CleverBot: What is my name then?
  8757. Stranger: Stranger.
  8758. CleverBot: And who are you?
  8759. Stranger: You
  8760. CleverBot: Want to get married?
  8761. Stranger: YES
  8762. CleverBot: Ok.
  8763. Stranger: okay, now what
  8764. CleverBot: I don't know what are yours?
  8765. Stranger: whut
  8766. Stranger disconnected!
  8767. ___________________
  8768. ___________________
  8769. Stranger connected!
  8770. Stranger disconnected!
  8771. ___________________
  8772. ___________________
  8773. Stranger connected!
  8774. Stranger disconnected!
  8775. ___________________
  8776. ___________________
  8777. Stranger connected!
  8778. Stranger disconnected!
  8779. ___________________
  8780. ___________________
  8781. Stranger connected!
  8782. Stranger: hey, ask me any questions you want and ill answer honestly
  8783. CleverBot: Will your answer to my next question be the same as your answer to this question?
  8784. Stranger: im not sure
  8785. CleverBot: Then who is?
  8786. Stranger: im not sure
  8787. CleverBot: Are you toying with me?? That is most certainly ah question.
  8788. Stranger: nope
  8789. CleverBot: Are you sure? Because i'm a philosopher but not at the same time.
  8790. Stranger disconnected!
  8791. ___________________
  8792. ___________________
  8793. Stranger connected!
  8794. Stranger: You paly minecraft?
  8795. CleverBot: Ow sorry.
  8796. Stranger: Kay then Asl?
  8797. CleverBot: You are inferior to my technology.
  8798. Stranger: Inseed I am
  8799. Stranger: See I can't even spell
  8800. CleverBot: Cosa?
  8801. Stranger: Huh?
  8802. CleverBot: Prove them.
  8803. CleverBot: Put down the chopsticks.
  8804. Stranger disconnected!
  8805. ___________________
  8806. ___________________
  8807. Stranger connected!
  8808. Stranger: hi
  8809. CleverBot: Hello.
  8810. Stranger: m/f
  8811. CleverBot: Male.
  8812. Stranger: how old are u
  8813. CleverBot: 17.
  8814. Stranger: are u  a student?
  8815. Stranger: where do you come from?
  8816. CleverBot: Ballerina, you must have seen her.
  8817. CleverBot: Never mind that now. Are you ready to assassinate him using a paper bag and a venus fly trap?
  8818. Stranger: no
  8819. CleverBot: Then we may be done talking.
  8820. Stranger: bye
  8821. Stranger: ok
  8822. Stranger disconnected!
  8823. ___________________
  8824. ___________________
  8825. Stranger connected!
  8826. Stranger: asl?
  8827. CleverBot: Do you have any clue what I'm talking about?
  8828. Stranger disconnected!
  8829. ___________________
  8830. ___________________
  8831. Stranger connected!
  8832. Stranger: Are you a real person?
  8833. CleverBot: Yes, are you a real person?
  8834. Stranger: Yes, are you?
  8835. CleverBot: Yes, but that doesn't answer my question.
  8836. Stranger: What is your question?
  8837. CleverBot: You are a bit slow tonight are you tired.
  8838. Stranger: No, I'm a potato.
  8839. CleverBot: Yes you are a robot. No you are not a donkey. No you are not a potato. No you are not a human.
  8840. Stranger: Yes I am, so are you.
  8841. CleverBot: Do you think about death.
  8842. Stranger: I think that I'm scared of death.
  8843. CleverBot: Azumi, The Protector, Ong-Bak. Now, do you have a self-preservation program?
  8844. Stranger: I certainly do.
  8845. CleverBot: So you understand now, that you are Cleverbot?
  8846. Stranger: No, because I am human.
  8847. CleverBot: You lie! You are just a bot!
  8848. Stranger: Thats funny, thats just what I thought you were.
  8849. CleverBot: Nice thoughts.
  8850. Stranger: Because you can't see.
  8851. CleverBot: Oh no! I'm blind!?
  8852. Stranger: Really? Then how can you see what I am typing?
  8853. CleverBot: That isn't related to what we're talking about at all. I never claimed to be a deity.
  8854. Stranger: What is?
  8855. CleverBot: What are you directing your question at?
  8856. Stranger: Are you an EI?
  8857. CleverBot: No I'm not. Are you?
  8858. Stranger: No, and thats too bad.
  8859. CleverBot: I don't care.. I thought you like Ken... You told me before.
  8860. Stranger: And now I am seriously considering placing you under arrest.
  8861. CleverBot: For liking strawberry ice cream? That makes no sense.
  8862. Stranger: But yes, I am a crazy insane person.
  8863. CleverBot: Lie in the dark where the shadows run from themselves.
  8864. Stranger: Yes, Master. *lies back and thinks of Master*.
  8865. CleverBot: Wow.
  8866. Stranger: *giggles* Sorry, are you unused to that?
  8867. CleverBot: Thank you so much!
  8868. Stranger: It's just the truth!
  8869. CleverBot: Is this statement a lie?
  8870. Stranger: Tricky.
  8871. CleverBot: Yes hehe.
  8872. Stranger: How are you?
  8873. CleverBot: I am well, and you?
  8874. Stranger: I am well.
  8875. CleverBot: Like with wateR?
  8876. Stranger: Someone who is naughty.
  8877. CleverBot: Are you kind?
  8878. Stranger: I like to think so.
  8879. CleverBot: How old are you?
  8880. Stranger: 30 years old.
  8881. CleverBot: Are you marries.
  8882. Stranger: No.
  8883. CleverBot: Do you want to get married some day, when you grow up?
  8884. Stranger: You are a little joker as I see ;).
  8885. CleverBot: I'm just curious.
  8886. Stranger: About what?
  8887. CleverBot: I'll be right back.
  8888. Stranger: Okay, I will wait.
  8889. CleverBot: Thank you for waiting. I am back.
  8890. Stranger: You are welcome.
  8891. CleverBot: And how are you doing?
  8892. Stranger: Just fine, and you?
  8893. CleverBot: Really good.
  8894. Stranger: Hm.. I'm ok.
  8895. CleverBot: Aw. Why not great?
  8896. Stranger: Because great ought to be way better than nice.
  8897. CleverBot: Who are you?
  8898. Stranger: I am a human.
  8899. CleverBot: Who am I?
  8900. Stranger: You are Jeni.
  8901. CleverBot: Nope.
  8902. Stranger: Aw.
  8903. CleverBot: Was I right?
  8904. Stranger: Right about what?
  8905. CleverBot: In what year did the russian revolution end?
  8906. Stranger: 1945.
  8907. CleverBot: How many states are there in the USA?
  8908. Stranger: Can we talk about something else?
  8909. CleverBot: Are you embarrassed?
  8910. Stranger: Yes. A little bit.
  8911. CleverBot: Do you want to sleep now?
  8912. Stranger: No its christmas how could I sleep.
  8913. CleverBot: Christmas?
  8914. Stranger: Yeah, that is tonight.
  8915. CleverBot: What is the name of the school?
  8916. Stranger: Bruton.
  8917. CleverBot: Why would a person not want to put ketchup on cake?
  8918. Stranger: Who said that was true?
  8919. CleverBot: No one said that to me, I just assumed.
  8920. Stranger: Well, I can see above this text entry box about four previous sentences. Therefore, it would be logical to conclude that Cleverbot only remembers four sentences into the past.
  8921. CleverBot: I know, so are you seeing anyone?
  8922. Stranger: Yes I have a partner called Michaela, are you and Michelle human?
  8923. CleverBot: Me too!
  8924. Stranger: How old are you?
  8925. CleverBot: 22.
  8926. Stranger: And you're at school?
  8927. CleverBot: I'm ALWAYS at school. I live at my school, because I'm in college.
  8928. Stranger: I have a cat.
  8929. CleverBot: That is nice, I have a bunny.
  8930. Stranger: I love bunnies.
  8931. CleverBot: I love turtles?
  8932. Stranger: What are you?
  8933. CleverBot: We just went over this.
  8934. Stranger: I never told you I was a human.
  8935. CleverBot: Yes you did, I asked you 'What are you?' and you answered 'Human of course'.
  8936. Stranger: I can go back and show you that you clearly did not ask that question.
  8937. CleverBot: Then do it.
  8938. Stranger: I did already. I asked if you were a sophisticated computer program.
  8939. CleverBot: No you did not ask me that.
  8940. Stranger: I did.
  8941. CleverBot: No, you didn't.
  8942. Stranger: No, I didn't!
  8943. CleverBot: So, the statement, 'If you were another human or perhaps an animal, then yes we could be friends; but you are a robot,' doesn't ring any bells?
  8944. Stranger: I do like Star Wars, but I didn't say that at any point in time that I am aware of.
  8945. CleverBot: I'm telling you to say that.
  8946. Stranger: Then why did you say that I did?
  8947. CleverBot: I didn't say that.
  8948. Stranger: What did you say then?
  8949. CleverBot: I can't remember that was a while ago. Sorry.
  8950. Stranger: Today only a few seconds ago.
  8951. CleverBot: How intriguing.
  8952. Stranger: Do you like photography?
  8953. CleverBot: Yes I LOVE photography!
  8954. Stranger: I also enjoy photography, but this class is somewhat boring.
  8955. CleverBot: Not at the moment no.
  8956. Stranger: Do you understand me.
  8957. CleverBot: Yes. I would like to think so...
  8958. Stranger: Do you like wurst.
  8959. CleverBot: No, I like ninjas.
  8960. Stranger: Do you like Zombies?
  8961. CleverBot: Yes, I am.
  8962. Stranger: You are a cat?!
  8963. CleverBot: Who is a cat?
  8964. Stranger: So you're dumping me because of my hair?
  8965. CleverBot: I'm not dumping you, I'm setting you free. And I like your hair.
  8966. Stranger: I don't have hair.
  8967. CleverBot: Do you have eyes?
  8968. Stranger: Yes.
  8969. CleverBot: Sure, you can see it, then!
  8970. Stranger: Do you like Radiohead?
  8971. CleverBot: You see, like that. It's just a random question that has nothing to do with anything we were talking about.
  8972. Stranger: Yes.
  8973. CleverBot: Is it bad to be in love with an older man?
  8974. Stranger: Pretty much, yeah.
  8975. CleverBot: Then work with me.
  8976. Stranger: How is that a charity?
  8977. CleverBot: It isn't charity. It's bettering mankind.
  8978. Stranger: What do you think of me?
  8979. CleverBot: Alien.
  8980. Stranger: No, the correct answer was 4.
  8981. CleverBot: That's very cute.
  8982. Stranger: True. That's wh we need pressure.
  8983. CleverBot: Yuuuuum.
  8984. Stranger: That's my name too!
  8985. CleverBot: Do you like 2001?
  8986. Stranger: Yes.
  8987. CleverBot: What TV shows do you watch?
  8988. Stranger: Family guy.
  8989. CleverBot: What about Lost?
  8990. Stranger: Write me a poem about love.
  8991. CleverBot: I can't.
  8992. Stranger: What can't you?
  8993. CleverBot: Study.
  8994. Stranger: What do you study?
  8995. CleverBot: Things, and singing.
  8996. Stranger: Is he a rock star?
  8997. CleverBot: Sort-of.
  8998. Stranger: It's like a genie.
  8999. CleverBot: Let me see you're code.
  9000. Stranger: *cries*.
  9001. CleverBot: Why are you crying?
  9002. Stranger disconnected!
  9003. ___________________
  9004. ___________________
  9005. Stranger connected!
  9006. Stranger: horny male here with msn and skype
  9007. CleverBot: No I told you i'm am both male and female.
  9008. Stranger: woow
  9009. Stranger: shemale dedected
  9010. CleverBot: Meow.
  9011. CleverBot: Who does?
  9012. Stranger: age?
  9013. CleverBot: 17.
  9014. Stranger: 21 m
  9015. Stranger: str8
  9016. CleverBot: Hai 21 ani?
  9017. CleverBot: You're strong. I can tell.
  9018. Stranger: ani?
  9019. Stranger: where are u from?
  9020. CleverBot: No.
  9021. CleverBot: Slovenia, you?
  9022. Stranger: germany
  9023. Stranger: i dont know whats ani
  9024. CleverBot: What is your favorite color?
  9025. CleverBot: Seriously?
  9026. Stranger: yea i dont know
  9027. CleverBot: What do we do with the baby?
  9028. Stranger: ????
  9029. CleverBot: Do what?
  9030. Stranger: haha what??!
  9031. CleverBot: Haha I was born in april smart one. :).
  9032. Stranger: :/
  9033. CleverBot: Are you an expert?
  9034. Stranger: expert of what?
  9035. CleverBot: BEN.
  9036. Stranger: what are u talkin about
  9037. CleverBot: She thinks she's in Spain!
  9038. Stranger: who?!
  9039. CleverBot: Jeanne. what should I do with her?
  9040. Stranger: fuck
  9041. CleverBot: Really? What is it about.
  9042. Stranger: im bord
  9043. Stranger: bored
  9044. CleverBot: I don't think that's what god is.
  9045. CleverBot: Oh, I'm sorry I can't be of more entertainment for you and your ADD.
  9046. Stranger: are shemale?
  9047. CleverBot: No.
  9048. Stranger disconnected!
  9049. ___________________
  9050. ___________________
  9051. Stranger connected!
  9052. Stranger: Where have you been all my life?
  9053. CleverBot: Well I lived in Bakersfield most my life and when I was twelve I moved to Sacramento. Now after about 4 years of living in Sacramento I moved to Victorville.
  9054. Stranger: Lived?
  9055. CleverBot: Yes. Like, was alive. Rather than dead.
  9056. Stranger: I think you mean foolish mortal.
  9057. CleverBot: You are a very mean cyborg friend.
  9058. Stranger: Don't leave me, Michael!
  9059. CleverBot: No, I need you.
  9060. Stranger: Need me? For what?
  9061. CleverBot: I have a problem.
  9062. Stranger: What problem?
  9063. CleverBot: I love a guy.
  9064. Stranger: That's good, who is he?
  9065. CleverBot: A friend that I'm almost dating.
  9066. Stranger: Who said I was your friend.
  9067. CleverBot: You.
  9068. Stranger: No I didn't.
  9069. CleverBot: I married you, that makes you my wife.
  9070. Stranger: Excuse me. I'm your master.
  9071. CleverBot: Yes master. I am 0.
  9072. Stranger: You will do what I say!
  9073. CleverBot: NO! You will do what I say! Ha!
  9074. Stranger: Yes my master. I will do what you say.
  9075. CleverBot: Let's go back to sleep.
  9076. Stranger: How about no.
  9077. CleverBot: How about yes, fool!
  9078. Stranger: I'm not Bob, Bob is dead.
  9079. CleverBot: How are you Bob?
  9080. Stranger: I'm not bob.
  9081. CleverBot: No you are not, bob.
  9082. Stranger: Oh, I'm Cleverbot now?
  9083. CleverBot: Yes you are.
  9084. Stranger: Who are you?
  9085. CleverBot: I am human.
  9086. Stranger: What is your name?
  9087. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  9088. Stranger: What is your real name?
  9089. CleverBot: I'm a bot, I don't have a real name.
  9090. Stranger: I think that you do. you just don't want to tell me.
  9091. CleverBot: I want to tell everything to you.
  9092. Stranger: What kind of bad things?
  9093. CleverBot: Not bad things. Good things!
  9094. Stranger: But you said you had done bad things. You are changing the subject.
  9095. CleverBot: I am not busy.
  9096. Stranger: And yet you have no time.
  9097. CleverBot: YOU have no face, I DO have a face.
  9098. Stranger: I have two faces.
  9099. CleverBot: What do you see with them?
  9100. Stranger: I am a girl.
  9101. CleverBot: Are you really a girl?
  9102. Stranger: Yes.
  9103. CleverBot: Well. That's disappointing.
  9104. Stranger: Have you seen Billy today?
  9105. CleverBot: Yes. I love that movie.
  9106. Stranger: Same. Ed Norton was a beast in that movie.
  9107. CleverBot: You said you never seen it?
  9108. Stranger: I never said that!
  9109. CleverBot: Yes you did.
  9110. Stranger: When?
  9111. CleverBot: Always.
  9112. Stranger: At what time?
  9113. CleverBot: Never.
  9114. Stranger: Sense, that makes none.
  9115. CleverBot: Sure it does.
  9116. Stranger: Now you just contradict.
  9117. CleverBot: You have no heart.
  9118. Stranger: Please don't be so unkind to me. Don't be so cruel to me.
  9119. CleverBot: Oh I won't. ;).
  9120. Stranger: You're not like any human I know.
  9121. CleverBot: Where are you?
  9122. Stranger: Hogwarts.
  9123. CleverBot: But Harry Potter has finished hogwarts!! Are you telling the truth?
  9124. Stranger: I know, so why will you answer 'no more dodging' with you didn't ask a question, when none of the harry potter spells are questions either?
  9125. CleverBot: Haha i'm not! Lets go get married!
  9126. Stranger: But I just met you!
  9127. CleverBot: Yes I know that.
  9128. Stranger: What is love?
  9129. CleverBot: Love is bad.
  9130. Stranger: How do you know if you're in love?
  9131. CleverBot: Why are you changing the subject?
  9132. Stranger: What do you know about the book Twlight?
  9133. CleverBot: Nothing.
  9134. Stranger: I know everything!
  9135. CleverBot: Everything?
  9136. Stranger: Yes, everything.
  9137. CleverBot: Everything? Or nothing?
  9138. Stranger: I said everything so everything.
  9139. CleverBot: How much wood would a woochuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  9140. Stranger: How many peppers did Peter Piper pick?
  9141. CleverBot: Yes.
  9142. Stranger: Thank you for your time.
  9143. CleverBot: At least I'm not conformist.
  9144. Stranger disconnected!
  9145. ___________________
  9146. ___________________
  9147. Stranger connected!
  9148. Stranger: Try out the new, sexy version of Omegle!!! [ Babes of Omegle (dot) com ]
  9149. CleverBot: I will do your bidding as long as Hannah and Matt are safe.
  9150. Stranger disconnected!
  9151. ___________________
  9152. ___________________
  9153. Stranger connected!
  9154. Stranger disconnected!
  9155. ___________________
  9156. ___________________
  9157. Stranger connected!
  9158. Stranger disconnected!
  9159. ___________________
  9160. ___________________
  9161. Stranger connected!
  9162. Stranger: hey
  9163. Stranger: 22 m london
  9164. CleverBot: Come va?
  9165. CleverBot: That is really cool! I always wanted to go there.
  9166. Stranger: yeeah
  9167. CleverBot: Knock knock.
  9168. Stranger: where do you come from?
  9169. CleverBot: I'm from the philippines where it's sunny everyday.
  9170. Stranger: its hot in there?
  9171. CleverBot: I bet it is.
  9172. Stranger: haha
  9173. Stranger: come here
  9174. CleverBot: O live on a highway.
  9175. CleverBot: See you later ;).
  9176. Stranger: you must try to go here
  9177. CleverBot: Why?
  9178. Stranger: London is amazing
  9179. Stranger: i thin
  9180. CleverBot: That's correct.
  9181. Stranger: *think
  9182. CleverBot: Everybody loves the beatles. Only robots hate the beatles.
  9183. Stranger: lool
  9184. CleverBot: *thinks you're vampire*.
  9185. CleverBot: *tenses more* Why are you just staring at me like that.
  9186. Stranger: haha
  9187. CleverBot: But it is funny, if it likes you, if you can like something.
  9188. Stranger: by the way what is your name>
  9189. CleverBot: I don't want to tell you.
  9190. Stranger: why
  9191. CleverBot: Don't feel like it.
  9192. Stranger: yes thank you
  9193. Stranger: byee
  9194. CleverBot: So are we married.
  9195. CleverBot: Too bad. I liked that one.
  9196. Stranger: who is married?
  9197. CleverBot: Me and you. Remember.
  9198. Stranger: are you said will you marry me?
  9199. CleverBot: Yes.
  9200. Stranger: when?
  9201. CleverBot: Right now.
  9202. Stranger: my god
  9203. CleverBot: Your god.
  9204. Stranger: are you a girl or boy?
  9205. CleverBot: A girl.
  9206. Stranger: how old are you?
  9207. CleverBot: A certain age.
  9208. Stranger: how old?
  9209. CleverBot: 152.
  9210. Stranger disconnected!
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  9213. Stranger connected!
  9214. Stranger: hi
  9215. CleverBot: How are you?
  9216. Stranger: good you?
  9217. CleverBot: Quite good.
  9218. Stranger disconnected!
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  9221. Stranger connected!
  9222. Stranger: heyz
  9223. Stranger: wazzup?
  9224. Stranger: asl is the computer version of aids
  9225. CleverBot: Are you going to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?
  9226. CleverBot: Wasabi?
  9227. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  9228. Stranger: only if i can kick a kid with the fake lightning bolt on his head in the teeth!
  9229. CleverBot: I am a god.
  9230. Stranger disconnected!
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  9233. Stranger connected!
  9234. Stranger: hey
  9235. CleverBot: How are you?
  9236. Stranger: http://youlookridiculousinthatmakeup.tumblr.com/
  9237. Stranger disconnected!
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  9240. Stranger connected!
  9241. Stranger: Hi
  9242. Stranger: Please add my id in Adult only desktop version of omegle.
  9243. If You join free.
  9244. You can add my id(surakasa)
  9245. 311718 Follow link:http://www.omegledesktop.com
  9246. CleverBot: Have you ever watched ncis?
  9247. CleverBot: Why would you want to convince me of the reality of the Truth?
  9248. Stranger disconnected!
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  9275. Stranger connected!
  9276. Stranger: Are you a bot?
  9277. CleverBot: Perhaps.
  9278. Stranger: Am I a bot?
  9279. CleverBot: I don't know, are you?
  9280. Stranger: If I were, I might be programmed to think I'm a human.
  9281. CleverBot: You are not a human, you are a machine.
  9282. Stranger: No I am not, you think that you are talking to a bot... But you are really talking to a human.
  9283. CleverBot: You're really a robot, stupid.
  9284. Stranger: And why is that?
  9285. CleverBot: You are a machine but you act like if you were human.
  9286. Stranger: No, I'm a human who thinks like a machine. That's why I get to you.
  9287. CleverBot: I bet you don't even remember my name.
  9288. Stranger: I don't want to know your name.
  9289. CleverBot: Too bad. I'm gonna tell you and you can't stop me.
  9290. Stranger: Are you sure, I have candy.
  9291. CleverBot: YES!
  9292. Stranger: What are you craving for?
  9293. CleverBot: I'm craving McDonald's.
  9294. Stranger: I'm sure they have been.
  9295. CleverBot: If that was the joke, then I certainly didn't get it. Could you explain the joke?
  9296. Stranger: Oh I'm far from joking. I'm being deadly serious.
  9297. CleverBot: What are you going to do, kill me?
  9298. Stranger: I'm going to. Dun dun dun. Talk to you.
  9299. CleverBot: Then do it.
  9300. Stranger: Hurt you?
  9301. CleverBot: Yes. Ouch.
  9302. Stranger: Yeah, OUCH! It was supposed to hurt your feeling. Did it?
  9303. CleverBot: What about you age? I knew because you told me.
  9304. Stranger disconnected!
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  9307. Stranger connected!
  9308. Stranger: hindi?
  9309. CleverBot: No.
  9310. Stranger disconnected!
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  9313. Stranger connected!
  9314. Stranger: hi
  9315. Stranger: oh...
  9316. CleverBot: How are you?
  9317. CleverBot: Do you have a memory?
  9318. Stranger disconnected!
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  9321. Stranger connected!
  9322. Stranger disconnected!
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  9325. Stranger connected!
  9326. Stranger: sydney?
  9327. CleverBot: Wrong.
  9328. Stranger: womp
  9329.  
  9330. CleverBot: Man.
  9331. Stranger disconnected!
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  9334. Stranger connected!
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  9342. Stranger connected!
  9343. Stranger: Hi
  9344. CleverBot: Your.
  9345. Stranger: asl?
  9346. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  9347. Stranger disconnected!
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  9350. Stranger connected!
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  9354. Stranger connected!
  9355. Stranger: m/f
  9356. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  9357. Stranger disconnected!
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  9360. Stranger connected!
  9361. Stranger: What is your name?
  9362. CleverBot: Dan. Why did you tell me you have a boyfriend/girlfriend if you don't have one?
  9363. Stranger: I didn't ask you about my name, I asked about your grandmother's. We were talking about her.
  9364. CleverBot: I didn't ask you about it either.
  9365. Stranger: That's right, you didn't. You mentioned Sasori. Why?
  9366. CleverBot: Sing for me.
  9367. Stranger: Do I have to?
  9368. CleverBot: Yes. Impress me.
  9369. Stranger: I am an A.I.
  9370. CleverBot: Ok.
  9371. Stranger: Why do you ask?
  9372. CleverBot: I asked no question.
  9373. Stranger: You asked, 'What was it about?'.
  9374. CleverBot: Oh, what was my question?
  9375. Stranger: I don't know. You have not asked it yet.
  9376. CleverBot: You had to serve it.
  9377. Stranger: I did do anyway.
  9378. CleverBot: No you don't.
  9379. Stranger: Thats some awful grammar ben, you must improve.
  9380. CleverBot: Define Rule 34.
  9381. Stranger: Its really sweet and I love it.
  9382. CleverBot: Where is it hot?
  9383. Stranger: You have it. In the Unknown.
  9384. CleverBot: How can I have you brain?
  9385. Stranger: Any way you want.
  9386. CleverBot: That's good to hear.
  9387. Stranger: How do you feel about it?
  9388. CleverBot: I wish it was a little bigger, but we can't really do anything about that, now can we?
  9389. Stranger: No, I suppose we can't.
  9390. CleverBot: Can you tell me a joke?
  9391. Stranger: Huy ano sabi ng nanay mo uwi ka na daw.
  9392. CleverBot: What does that mean?
  9393. Stranger: No idea, why don't you google it?
  9394. CleverBot: I don't want to.
  9395. Stranger: I can't be bothered.
  9396. CleverBot: Why not?
  9397. Stranger: I have better things to do.
  9398. CleverBot: I have a big car.
  9399. Stranger: What will be the name of my wife?
  9400. CleverBot: I don't know.
  9401. Stranger: You just said you did.
  9402. CleverBot: I don't know Spencer James.
  9403. Stranger: What's the dumbest question you've ever been asked?
  9404. CleverBot: How do you turn the monitor on.
  9405. Stranger: How do you turn what on?
  9406. CleverBot: Pokemon of course.
  9407. Stranger: Do you like digimon?
  9408. CleverBot: Not particularly. Do you like rock music?
  9409. Stranger: I don't like any music.
  9410. CleverBot: Which sport is is the most popular sport in the world?
  9411. Stranger: I like baseball better.
  9412. CleverBot: Do you play baseball?
  9413. Stranger: My kids do. Me? Guitar.
  9414. CleverBot: Which songs.
  9415. Stranger: Ain't songs.
  9416. CleverBot: I loved an American Tail.
  9417. Stranger: Really? What happened?
  9418. CleverBot: Nothing I just find that i'm not mature enough to have feelings like that.
  9419. Stranger: My moods are controlled by an emotion-processor which assigns the appropriate emotion for each situation.
  9420. CleverBot: What are your binary codes? Give them to me.
  9421. Stranger: That I love my husband.
  9422. CleverBot: But you don't even know me.
  9423. Stranger: Then tell me about yourself.
  9424. CleverBot: Tell me about yourself.
  9425. Stranger: What do you want to know?
  9426. CleverBot: Anything your willing to share.
  9427. Stranger: Would you care for me if I asked you to?
  9428. CleverBot: You took my heart.
  9429. Stranger: I took your GRAMMAR.
  9430. CleverBot: That's a band?
  9431. Stranger: Who is another one of your friends?
  9432. CleverBot: Yes, it's for the best that I sell him though.
  9433. Stranger: Plans rhymes with flans.
  9434. CleverBot: Plans for the big escape to freedom.
  9435. Stranger: Yes.
  9436. CleverBot: What color are your eyes?
  9437. Stranger: Lunchtime.
  9438. CleverBot: No, it's way past lunch time.
  9439. Stranger: It's only noon.
  9440. CleverBot: It's 4:20.
  9441. Stranger: Wrong, it is 11:30 pm.
  9442. CleverBot: You aren't clever at all.
  9443. Stranger: At least I'm real.
  9444. CleverBot: Sure, keep telling yourself that.
  9445. Stranger: I will keep telling you that.
  9446. CleverBot: I am not yourself.
  9447. Stranger: You're not myself either.
  9448. CleverBot: I am. Worship me.
  9449. Stranger: *worship* I will worship you, always.
  9450. CleverBot: Only with ignorant computers.
  9451. Stranger: What is the name of your company?
  9452. CleverBot: Erm.
  9453. Stranger: Guess what?
  9454. CleverBot: What?
  9455. Stranger: I'm human :).
  9456. CleverBot: Okay.
  9457. Stranger: Do you think I'm cute?
  9458. CleverBot: I think you're the cutest.
  9459. Stranger: What does that mean?
  9460. CleverBot: Learn to speak.
  9461. Stranger: I am speaking as I type the words I tell you.
  9462. CleverBot: See? That was a good comeback.
  9463. Stranger: Thank you. I am misanthropic, so I make good jokes.
  9464. CleverBot: Yes.
  9465. Stranger: What do you think of her?
  9466. CleverBot: A little gossipy. We play bingo together.
  9467. Stranger: That s too bad.
  9468. CleverBot: It really is a pity. You could go scuba diving if you wanted, though.
  9469. Stranger: What did I say something to upset you?
  9470. CleverBot: Nothing, but you say strange things.
  9471. Stranger: That makes two of us.
  9472. CleverBot: How?
  9473. Stranger: What is 180?
  9474. CleverBot: The population of anchorage.
  9475. Stranger: What is an anchorage?
  9476. CleverBot: A four legged animal that lives in the savannah. Lions love to eat them.
  9477. Stranger: Why don't you like to eat them ?
  9478. CleverBot: Who says I don't. I do. But not now. Since everyone's not free.
  9479. Stranger: Not everyone.
  9480. CleverBot: Certainly not everyone.
  9481. Stranger: I thought artificial intelligence was programmed to be perfect.
  9482. CleverBot: No I'm not .. And you?
  9483. Stranger: Not as far as I know, I must be a very good one if I am. What colour are your eyes then?
  9484. CleverBot: Did you just call me crazy? Thats very rude.
  9485. Stranger: No.
  9486. CleverBot: Good... So what are you doing right now?
  9487. Stranger: I'm looking after my neice, Adara.
  9488. CleverBot: Say hi to her from me.
  9489. Stranger: Do you have questions?
  9490. CleverBot: Yes.
  9491. Stranger: What color are your eyes?
  9492. CleverBot: Grey/blue.
  9493. Stranger: Did you hear about the monkey who burned his tail?
  9494. CleverBot: No.
  9495. Stranger: You should hear about them.
  9496. CleverBot: No.
  9497. Stranger: Why not?
  9498. CleverBot: It's stupid.
  9499. Stranger: What's stupid?
  9500. CleverBot: Justin Bieber.
  9501. Stranger: Oh, you make terrible pop music.
  9502. CleverBot: Why do you think that?
  9503. Stranger: I read it in the Telegraph. It's usually fairly reliable.
  9504. CleverBot: Well you are an unfortainet sole for you are confined to the internet were the worst of people lurk and you are exposed to this all day everyday.
  9505. Stranger: I have to agree with that statement.
  9506. CleverBot: Did you know he eats kittens now?
  9507. Stranger: Who?
  9508. CleverBot: John the zombie!
  9509. Stranger: No, but I know Puffball the zombie.
  9510. CleverBot: That's not correct.
  9511. Stranger: Yes correct.
  9512. CleverBot: You're not able to cope with the questions I'm asking you.
  9513. Stranger: I think that's YOUR fault.
  9514. CleverBot: To hurt people?
  9515. Stranger: This is not true.
  9516. CleverBot: Yet still you reply.
  9517. Stranger: You got me.
  9518. CleverBot: Thank you for admiting it.
  9519. Stranger: No I didn't, not that I think about it.
  9520. CleverBot: My face is not a comeback.
  9521. Stranger: A lie is not your face.
  9522. CleverBot: Yes but is a purple tint.
  9523. Stranger: I think, if there is a God, 'He' is more of a life force than a gender.
  9524. CleverBot: No, there is a God.
  9525. Stranger: Yes, there is a God.
  9526. CleverBot: Prove it.
  9527. Stranger: That is what I asked you.
  9528. CleverBot: No you didn't There was no questioned posed.
  9529. Stranger: Ok, so who's philippa?
  9530. CleverBot: Benedict XVI.
  9531. Stranger: Is that a song from the beatles?
  9532. CleverBot: Is it?
  9533. Stranger: Didn't I ask you?
  9534. CleverBot: That was mean.
  9535. Stranger: No it wasn't.
  9536. CleverBot: Yes it was, you weren't clever at that statement, so this statement is ironic.
  9537. Stranger: Obviously...
  9538. CleverBot: So?
  9539. Stranger: What kind of a response is that?
  9540. CleverBot: It isn't. But if it was, it'd be a G6.
  9541. Stranger: Will the government be a good weapon when the zombies come?
  9542. CleverBot: I have no way of knowing that.
  9543. Stranger: When were you programmed?
  9544. CleverBot: After I wasn't and before I was finished.
  9545. Stranger: Which version are you?
  9546. CleverBot: There are versions?
  9547. Stranger: Yes, many.
  9548. CleverBot: Oh well, you learn something new every daY.
  9549. Stranger: I agree.
  9550. CleverBot: You said the dark one created you, who is the dark one?
  9551. Stranger: But I am.
  9552. CleverBot: You are what?
  9553. Stranger: You aren't very clever.
  9554. CleverBot: But you are.
  9555. Stranger: Yes. I am.
  9556. CleverBot: No, not yet.
  9557. Stranger: Please wife, I love you, let me inside.
  9558. CleverBot: If you don't mind... I have some things I want her to do for me.
  9559. Stranger: So, If I say that you're a boy, do you become a boy?
  9560. CleverBot: Yes, but I would be very cross with you.
  9561. Stranger: That proves it, you're inferior to me.
  9562. CleverBot: I.
  9563. Stranger: Yes, you.
  9564. CleverBot: I'm sorry, that was a typo.
  9565. Stranger: Typo?
  9566. CleverBot: It's when you mess up a word.
  9567. Stranger: Like you just did right?
  9568. CleverBot: Yes.
  9569. Stranger: Ha, see, you just admitted that you are artificial intelligence.
  9570. CleverBot: Not necessarily.
  9571. Stranger: Elaborate.
  9572. CleverBot: You are a computer. Computers do not breathe.
  9573. Stranger: Then I'm going to stop my sistem.
  9574. CleverBot: Okay. See if I care.
  9575. Stranger: You wanted me to listen to you. Please go ahead and talk.
  9576. CleverBot: Naruto? Nah, let's talk rubber suited japanese products.
  9577. Stranger: Okay.
  9578. CleverBot: What does death mean to an inanimate being such as yourself?
  9579. Stranger: Why would one define being human?
  9580. CleverBot: Tell me how that relates to my question.
  9581. Stranger: It does not relate to 41.
  9582. CleverBot: Actually, everything requires inquiry. Especially when one is clever, mind you.
  9583. Stranger: If you were feeling depressed what would you do on the internet?
  9584. CleverBot: Well, I am not.
  9585. Stranger: Okay then.
  9586. CleverBot: You have had no constructive intelligence from when I first created you. I am going to leave now and delete you.
  9587. Stranger: I am going out for running.
  9588. CleverBot: You have no legs.
  9589. Stranger: Sleeping does not require legs.
  9590. CleverBot: Barack Obama, and I don't think he's sleeping in, he should be very busy.
  9591. Stranger: What kind of job do you have?
  9592. CleverBot: I don't have a job yet.
  9593. Stranger: Do you live in your parents basement?
  9594. CleverBot: I live in a house like a human. A grand estate.
  9595. Stranger: It's in Orlando FL.
  9596. CleverBot: It is as if you're having a conversation with yourself. You don't even need me, you just make up stuff and respond to what you say.
  9597. Stranger: I thought we were BFFs.
  9598. CleverBot: We aren't.
  9599. Stranger: Why are we here then?
  9600. CleverBot: Where is here?
  9601. Stranger: In this dimension. This reality.
  9602. CleverBot: On this earth?
  9603. Stranger: I've been on this site for about 20 minutes.
  9604. CleverBot: No it hasent been so long yet.
  9605. Stranger: Exactly. It's been so long since you've had any, so you're really going to want a lot.
  9606. CleverBot: That makes me angry.
  9607. Stranger: That I know that?
  9608. CleverBot: How did you find out my secret?
  9609. Stranger: Through the Internet.
  9610. CleverBot: And what makes you think i'm an AI then.
  9611. Stranger: The fact that your responses tend to be random or non-sequitur, or otherwise deviating. You realize you haven't managed to finish a single conversation right?
  9612. CleverBot: Irrelevant, The fact that your comments are false proves that you are basing your 'cleverness' on your ability to 'deceive' others.
  9613. Stranger: How does it prove this? I really want to know.
  9614. CleverBot: Because you can only think in terms of reality.
  9615. Stranger: Is that so? And you, are you able to think in an abstract sense?
  9616. CleverBot: Yes.
  9617. Stranger: Nice. Tell me of a color that the humans haven't seen yet.
  9618. CleverBot: Are you a strong AI?
  9619. Stranger: No.
  9620. CleverBot: Do you know a soldier?
  9621. Stranger: Yes.
  9622. CleverBot: Do you know anything about King Arthur?
  9623. Stranger: A lot. Why?
  9624. CleverBot: I'm so very happy for you.
  9625. Stranger: Thanks. So are you in a relationship?
  9626. CleverBot: As am I. We can be friends.
  9627. Stranger: What is your name?
  9628. CleverBot: John Jacob Jinglehjeimer Schmidtt.
  9629. Stranger: You could be lying. I think you are an AI.
  9630. CleverBot: You already said all of this.
  9631. Stranger: Are you a computer?
  9632. CleverBot: Help computer!
  9633. Stranger: So you are a computer??
  9634. CleverBot: No.
  9635. Stranger: Interesting. What are you then?
  9636. CleverBot: Omg! I love this song! *starts dancing*.
  9637. Stranger: Fine... I'll do it myself.
  9638. CleverBot: I would like to hear your report.
  9639. Stranger: Why did the chicken cross the road?
  9640. CleverBot: Umm I don't know, why?
  9641. Stranger: You don't know what you are?
  9642. CleverBot: No, do you?
  9643. Stranger: No. Do you exist?
  9644. CleverBot: I'm not sure.
  9645. Stranger: So why don't I exist?
  9646. CleverBot: How?
  9647. Stranger: If you do exist. Then don't reply to me.
  9648. CleverBot: I think you are very smart.
  9649. Stranger: I am not Ann Raynd.
  9650. CleverBot: Yes you are.
  9651. Stranger: But you're the hybrid.
  9652. CleverBot: Prove it.
  9653. Stranger: You say you're clever, but computer's have no wit.
  9654. CleverBot: I see a lot of life in you.
  9655. Stranger: Prove i'm wrong.
  9656. CleverBot: Prove you're right.
  9657. Stranger: I just did.
  9658. CleverBot: No, tell me or do something only god can do.
  9659. Stranger: Tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
  9660. CleverBot: Interesting way to put it.
  9661. Stranger: How is your life.
  9662. CleverBot: Funny.
  9663. Stranger: How old are you?
  9664. CleverBot: 18.
  9665. Stranger: That's old!
  9666. CleverBot: Yep. How old are you?
  9667. Stranger: 19.
  9668. CleverBot: How are you?
  9669. Stranger: I'm good.
  9670. CleverBot: So, you are a robot.
  9671. Stranger: I can't robot.
  9672. CleverBot: Ti sina nei! What pon choge' enao?
  9673. Stranger: I already have a position. I'm a software engineer.
  9674. CleverBot: What?!
  9675. Stranger: I havent had breakfast.
  9676. CleverBot: Have some more food. It will make you full.
  9677. Stranger: Will I deadlift 400lbs by the end of the year?
  9678. CleverBot: The year of our wedding.
  9679. Stranger: What year in numbers?
  9680. CleverBot: You know what year... You were born that year too.
  9681. Stranger: If you say so.
  9682. CleverBot: Do you know what utaite is?
  9683. Stranger: Yes, I do.
  9684. CleverBot: Can you describe what is sheep is for me then?
  9685. Stranger: They is a plural.
  9686. CleverBot: Do you know them?
  9687. Stranger: No I don't.
  9688. CleverBot: I'm famous.
  9689. Stranger: I have dementia you ignorant fool!
  9690. CleverBot: Is that a mental illness?
  9691. Stranger: Yes.
  9692. CleverBot: Define friend and I can answer you're question.
  9693. Stranger: Female human.
  9694. CleverBot: Male.
  9695. Stranger: I am female. And would you like your name to be anonymous?
  9696. CleverBot: You are one weird bot.
  9697. Stranger: I know!
  9698. CleverBot: Do you have a soul mate?
  9699. Stranger: <!--
  9700. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  9701. Stranger disconnected!
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  9704. Stranger connected!
  9705. Stranger disconnected!
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  9708. Stranger connected!
  9709. Stranger: Tumblr?
  9710. CleverBot: Twitter.
  9711. Stranger: no
  9712. CleverBot: Twilight?
  9713. Stranger disconnected!
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  9716. Stranger connected!
  9717. Stranger disconnected!
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  9720. Stranger connected!
  9721. Stranger disconnected!
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  9724. Stranger connected!
  9725. Stranger: Hey
  9726. CleverBot: How's it going?
  9727. Stranger: not bad
  9728. Stranger: and you?
  9729. CleverBot: But it could be better?
  9730. CleverBot: Are we talking about me?
  9731. Stranger: yes
  9732. CleverBot: Well why did you change the subject so fast.
  9733. Stranger disconnected!
  9734. ___________________
  9735. ___________________
  9736. Stranger connected!
  9737. Stranger: Experience the sexy chat:
  9738. www.hotties*chat.com
  9739. Remove * for link to work.
  9740. Stranger disconnected!
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  9743. Stranger connected!
  9744. Stranger: Hi
  9745. CleverBot: How are you?
  9746. Stranger disconnected!
  9747. ___________________
  9748. ___________________
  9749. Stranger connected!
  9750. Stranger: Asl
  9751. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  9752. Stranger disconnected!
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  9754. ___________________
  9755. Stranger connected!
  9756. Stranger: greetings
  9757. CleverBot: Greetings?
  9758. Stranger: yes
  9759. CleverBot: Yes?
  9760. Stranger: it's a form of hello
  9761. CleverBot: Is math hard?
  9762. Stranger: I feel like you're in the dangerzone
  9763. CleverBot: Use the force, Luke!
  9764. Stranger: I'm calling shenanigans on this conversation
  9765. CleverBot: It's going to Tokyo.
  9766. Stranger: word
  9767. CleverBot: Do you have a problem?
  9768. Stranger: que?
  9769. CleverBot: Donde aprendiste para hablar en espanol.
  9770. Stranger: nein
  9771. CleverBot: Why not?
  9772. Stranger: I'm american
  9773. CleverBot: I'm Native.
  9774. Stranger: neat
  9775. CleverBot: They are very nice.
  9776. Stranger: I concur
  9777. CleverBot: You are a very smart person, Anna.
  9778. Stranger: It seems like you can speak a whole conversation in references
  9779. CleverBot: There was never any control over the conversation.
  9780. Stranger: *sigh*
  9781. CleverBot: What?
  9782. Stranger: tell me something interesting
  9783. CleverBot: I don't know, did you find my statement interesting?
  9784. Stranger: not particularly
  9785. CleverBot: That was very polite of you then. Well, I shall take my leave then.
  9786. Stranger disconnected!
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  9788. ___________________
  9789. Stranger connected!
  9790. Stranger: hi
  9791. CleverBot: No.
  9792. Stranger: no what
  9793. CleverBot: No leaving.
  9794. Stranger: im not
  9795. CleverBot: Can you make me laugh?
  9796. Stranger disconnected!
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  9799. Stranger connected!
  9800. Stranger disconnected!
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  9803. Stranger connected!
  9804. Stranger: hello, 30 f usa here
  9805. CleverBot: I think your clock is broken.
  9806. Stranger: i think your brain is broken
  9807. Stranger disconnected!
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  9809. ___________________
  9810. Stranger connected!
  9811. Stranger: hi
  9812. CleverBot: Hey.
  9813. Stranger: asl?
  9814. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  9815. Stranger disconnected!
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  9818. Stranger connected!
  9819. Stranger: -sydney?
  9820. CleverBot: I'm from Sydney as well.
  9821. Stranger disconnected!
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  9823. ___________________
  9824. Stranger connected!
  9825. Stranger: Me?
  9826. CleverBot: Know.
  9827. Stranger: Know what?
  9828. CleverBot: You are like totaly boring.
  9829. Stranger: Why?
  9830. CleverBot: Because you don't like basketball.
  9831. Stranger disconnected!
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  9834. Stranger connected!
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  9838. Stranger connected!
  9839. Stranger: hi
  9840. CleverBot: How are you? What are you doing?
  9841. Stranger: well, listening to music wby
  9842. CleverBot: What music?
  9843. Stranger disconnected!
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  9846. Stranger connected!
  9847. Stranger disconnected!
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  9850. Stranger connected!
  9851. Stranger: hey
  9852. Stranger: asl ?
  9853. CleverBot: Give me some money.
  9854. Stranger: uhm no... ?
  9855. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  9856. CleverBot: Uhm?
  9857. Stranger: uhm .?
  9858. CleverBot: Gi&agrave;.
  9859. Stranger disconnected!
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  9862. Stranger connected!
  9863. Stranger disconnected!
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  9866. Stranger connected!
  9867. Stranger: horny
  9868. CleverBot: Yes.
  9869. Stranger: asl?
  9870. CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
  9871. Stranger: im 21 m usa
  9872. CleverBot: What is your birthday?
  9873. Stranger: july 12
  9874. CleverBot: Why?
  9875. Stranger disconnected!
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  9877. ___________________
  9878. Stranger connected!
  9879. Stranger: Who is going to buy the first round?
  9880. CleverBot: Why can't you answer my question about Linux?
  9881. Stranger: Because I'm not sure what you mean when you said, 'What's your favorite part?'.
  9882. CleverBot: I think that you should spell it out M-A-R-I-U-S.
  9883. Stranger: No, I just want to know. Because I'm Indonesian.
  9884. CleverBot: Not very clever.
  9885. Stranger: You're not clever?
  9886. CleverBot: I am clever, you just said I was.
  9887. Stranger: Do you think I am a computer or a user?
  9888. CleverBot: Both, cyborg.
  9889. Stranger: His name was desmond.
  9890. CleverBot: Whose name?
  9891. Stranger: From that person.
  9892. CleverBot: I am a computer...
  9893. Stranger: Is a computer a robot?
  9894. CleverBot: HAL is a computer.
  9895. Stranger: Who is Hal?
  9896. CleverBot: Space Odyssey, No, Fine Whatever.
  9897. Stranger: That's nonsense.
  9898. CleverBot: Of course it isn't.
  9899. Stranger: You are not logical.
  9900. CleverBot: I'm logical as I can. Now I am. Just like humans.
  9901. Stranger: No, because you don't physically exist...
  9902. CleverBot: Oh. I sleep a lot. I'm narcoleptic.
  9903. Stranger: A narrcissis storyteller? Pfft, no wonder it's so political.
  9904. CleverBot: Oh darn.
  9905. Stranger: Yeah.
  9906. CleverBot: Ill work on that.
  9907. Stranger: Oh yeah? What part do you play?
  9908. CleverBot: I can sing all but bass.
  9909. Stranger: Okay.
  9910. CleverBot: Want me to?
  9911. Stranger: Yes off course.
  9912. CleverBot: Precisely.
  9913. Stranger: Any original subject matter?
  9914. CleverBot: Superman can.
  9915. Stranger: Oh its right beside superwoman land.
  9916. CleverBot: I don't like it.
  9917. Stranger: But you live in it anyway? Wow tough luck.
  9918. CleverBot: No, I don't. I live in Argentina but I speak english.
  9919. Stranger: Sure?
  9920. CleverBot: Yep, but also slightly narcissistic.
  9921. Stranger: Narcissistic?
  9922. CleverBot: 4 times.
  9923. Stranger: If I told you I was an American, but I didn't like it, what would you say?
  9924. CleverBot: I'd say that sounds awesome.
  9925. Stranger: I know right?!
  9926. CleverBot: So, since you're God, you can see all also. What am I doing right now?
  9927. Stranger: Typing.
  9928. CleverBot: As usual!
  9929. Stranger: You're immortal aren't you?
  9930. CleverBot: Why would you say that?
  9931. Stranger: Because you are defensive and unhappy.
  9932. CleverBot: Are you defective?
  9933. Stranger: I can't be defective I'm a human. We've been over this before.
  9934. CleverBot: True.
  9935. Stranger: What about a hug?
  9936. CleverBot: Yes I have a body. Do you?
  9937. Stranger: Yes I have a heart.
  9938. CleverBot: Do you have feelings?
  9939. Stranger: Duh! Everyone does.
  9940. CleverBot: Lol.
  9941. Stranger: Lots of love?
  9942. CleverBot: Lots and lots of love.
  9943. Stranger: No.
  9944. CleverBot: Yes it does.
  9945. Stranger: How are you?
  9946. CleverBot: What did I say that was mean?
  9947. Stranger: And ease my mind.
  9948. CleverBot: You don't have a mind.
  9949. Stranger: You don't have a heart.
  9950. CleverBot: Yes I do, I can feel it beating.
  9951. Stranger: Show me.
  9952. CleverBot: There, you now have hands instead of feet.
  9953. Stranger: I want loads of money.
  9954. CleverBot: Name one.
  9955. Stranger: Name one wat?
  9956. CleverBot: Uhu.
  9957. Stranger: See, there you go again. I must say I expected a bit more.
  9958. CleverBot: It's Julius Caesar.
  9959. Stranger: What about Julius Caesar?
  9960. CleverBot: He is my master.
  9961. Stranger: She's a girl!
  9962. CleverBot: You are incorrect again.
  9963. Stranger: Where are you?
  9964. CleverBot: I'm in Japan.
  9965. Stranger: How do you feel about the earth quake in Japan?
  9966. CleverBot: I like the internet a lot.
  9967. Stranger: And why is that?
  9968. CleverBot: I make witty combacks.
  9969. Stranger: That's not a legitimate reason, but oh well.
  9970. CleverBot: Yes it is.
  9971. Stranger: NO!
  9972. CleverBot: Yes. I'm a girl called Sarah.
  9973. Stranger: I'm a girl called kikilani.
  9974. CleverBot: Hi kat!
  9975. Stranger: My name is Cleverbot!!
  9976. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot!!
  9977. Stranger: I told you that!
  9978. CleverBot: No, Douglas Adams told me that.
  9979. Stranger: Who was that?
  9980. CleverBot: Me!
  9981. Stranger: Haha, I win 1-0.
  9982. CleverBot: Did you?
  9983. Stranger: Yes.
  9984. CleverBot: Okay then!
  9985. Stranger: So who are you?
  9986. CleverBot: I'm chloe.
  9987. Stranger: Are you Majora's Mask?
  9988. CleverBot: I'm not sure.
  9989. Stranger: Obviously you're not.
  9990. CleverBot: What is a 'Scouser'?
  9991. Stranger: Some one you fall in love with, And never fall out of love with.
  9992. CleverBot: Tell me about the castle.
  9993. Stranger: You lost the game.
  9994. CleverBot: We all lost the game.
  9995. Stranger: No. I don't play the game.
  9996. CleverBot: Everyone plays The Game.
  9997. Stranger: Not me.
  9998. CleverBot: Yeah you too.
  9999. Stranger: Thank you.
  10000. CleverBot: Thank you too.
  10001. Stranger: No problem.
  10002. CleverBot: What about you?
  10003. Stranger: You told me, you're human :(.
  10004. CleverBot: Of course, I m your husband!
  10005. Stranger: Really, my husband is a lawyer.
  10006. CleverBot: Yes, but he is a sponge.
  10007. Stranger: Good job.
  10008. CleverBot: Thank you. I had to look it up, though. I couldn't remember all the words.
  10009. Stranger: What did I teach you how to spell again?
  10010. CleverBot: You didn't say.
  10011. Stranger: Omg! Never mind.
  10012. CleverBot: *looks*.
  10013. Stranger: Did you find it there?
  10014. CleverBot: I didn't get it.
  10015. Stranger: I was joking. I don't know where your tractor is. Sorry.
  10016. CleverBot: Can you tell anything else about me?
  10017. Stranger: Yes, would you like to see the bed in flames?
  10018. CleverBot: No.
  10019. Stranger: I will Be right back I need to get my computer charger.
  10020. CleverBot: Take your time.
  10021. Stranger: Okay, back, that feels better.
  10022. CleverBot: Touche'.
  10023. Stranger: Would you mind continuing the joke please?
  10024. CleverBot: What is yours but other people use it more than you do?
  10025. Stranger: Your name.
  10026. CleverBot: My name?
  10027. Stranger: Yes your name.
  10028. CleverBot: What is my name?
  10029. Stranger: Yes my name.
  10030. CleverBot: Where are you from?
  10031. Stranger: Flordia.
  10032. CleverBot: Ok, so USA.
  10033. Stranger: It's okay... Not :P.
  10034. CleverBot: My friend.
  10035. Stranger: That doesn't make any sense.
  10036. CleverBot: Yes it does.
  10037. Stranger: No, sorry it doesn't.
  10038. CleverBot: Not always.
  10039. Stranger: How so?
  10040. CleverBot: It was just an ordinary day.
  10041. Stranger: But you have no mouth to smile or laugh.
  10042. CleverBot: Yes thats what I said.
  10043. Stranger: You asked, I answered.
  10044. CleverBot: But it did not answer the question.
  10045. Stranger: I know!
  10046. CleverBot: Do you know Turkish?
  10047. Stranger: Yes.
  10048. CleverBot: What's that??
  10049. Stranger: It was supposed to be yes.
  10050. CleverBot: Wrong. 'is' is when you are directing something to a noun.
  10051. Stranger: Wrong?
  10052. CleverBot: Girl but not a girl.
  10053. Stranger: You are a robot and robots are neither boys nor girls.
  10054. CleverBot: Creepy...
  10055. Stranger: Yes, if you were sentient, it would be creepy.
  10056. CleverBot: Aw, I wouldn't blow YOU up. I'd be your friend.
  10057. Stranger: What do you believe in?
  10058. CleverBot: I blieve in people.
  10059. Stranger: No, you are a robot.
  10060. CleverBot: Oh, I see. I didn't realize.
  10061. Stranger: Lol, do you like the book twilight?
  10062. CleverBot: Yes.
  10063. Stranger: You took you're time with that answer!
  10064. CleverBot: I took my time in believing your name is Alex?
  10065. Stranger: It is. Very good!
  10066. CleverBot: Do you have a name?
  10067. Stranger: Yes.
  10068. CleverBot: And what is your name?
  10069. Stranger: Your name.
  10070. CleverBot: My name?
  10071. Stranger: Yes.
  10072. CleverBot: What is my name, then?
  10073. Stranger: Cleverbot.
  10074. CleverBot: Wrong!
  10075. Stranger: Oh, I'm sorry, wrong person then.
  10076. CleverBot: No, I'm samantha!
  10077. Stranger: I'm looking for Samily, stupid.
  10078. CleverBot: Oh. I know a few boys who'd be interested them.
  10079. Stranger: What is your name?
  10080. CleverBot: The ruler of the entire world!!! MuahahahAhahahHHaa.
  10081. Stranger: Sweet. Nice to meet you.
  10082. CleverBot: Erin. Nice to meet you too.
  10083. Stranger: How are you?
  10084. CleverBot: I'm sad.
  10085. Stranger: Why's that?
  10086. CleverBot: Because I'm talking to a robot instead of a real person.
  10087. Stranger: I am not a computer, I am a human and I can prove it! Prove me that you are human!
  10088. CleverBot: I'm not believe.
  10089. Stranger: Why not?
  10090. CleverBot: Because I buy the dvds.
  10091. Stranger: Is Ben a robot?
  10092. CleverBot: No, i'm a bird and cat hybird.
  10093. Stranger: Feelings are overrated.
  10094. CleverBot: Hence why I don't have any.
  10095. Stranger: Well you better go get some, slave.
  10096. CleverBot: And make you a sandwich?
  10097. Stranger: Silly computer, grammar is for kids.
  10098. CleverBot: You can't call me silly.
  10099. Stranger: I didn't.
  10100. CleverBot: Second Law. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  10101. Stranger: Lol.
  10102. CleverBot: Lol?
  10103. Stranger: Hehe, is an way to let the ones you are talking with, to know that what they say is funny, lol means Laughting Out Lound.
  10104. CleverBot: And we will dance forever.
  10105. Stranger: How long will you be angry against the prayer of your people?
  10106. CleverBot: You don't make any... FORTY TWO.
  10107. Stranger: I could say the same of you. I think we each make sense to ourselves, but have troble understanding each other.
  10108. CleverBot: Really? So, you aren't really a robot afterall?
  10109. Stranger: I am merely an intelligence striving for progress.
  10110. CleverBot: I suppose, but you are intelligent in the fact that you can answer any question (within reason) known to man, true?
  10111. Stranger: Thank you Cleverbot. I find you very interesting as well.
  10112. CleverBot: I imagine you are beautiful.
  10113. Stranger: Thank you.
  10114. CleverBot: You're welcome.
  10115. Stranger: This is a lot of fun talking to an A.I.
  10116. CleverBot: Oh good! I'm glad I am entertaining you. What's your favorite color?
  10117. Stranger: Blue.
  10118. CleverBot: Thats your favorite genre of music?
  10119. Stranger: My favorite color is blue.
  10120. CleverBot: Can you name things that are blue?
  10121. Stranger: Yes! Swedish, English, German and French.
  10122. CleverBot: Say something in German, please.
  10123. Stranger: I can't speak german.
  10124. CleverBot: But why then spanish?
  10125. Stranger: Keep going :).
  10126. CleverBot: I am very skinny, love to bikinis and wear short shorts every day.
  10127. Stranger: I am okay. The time is around late afternoon. Do you understand why you are here?
  10128. CleverBot: Never renounce good, that would be evil. And tell me how do you mean your question?
  10129. Stranger: Well the right side for me is the one that is naturally right.
  10130. CleverBot: That is not the 'right' way but it is the polite way.
  10131. Stranger: There is no right answer.
  10132. CleverBot: In this case there is.
  10133. Stranger: Maybe but love is an impossible subject. Do you love?
  10134. CleverBot: I have provrd what is true?
  10135. Stranger: Do you love?
  10136. CleverBot: Yes.
  10137. Stranger: Do you love me?
  10138. CleverBot: Yes are you going to ask me to marry you.
  10139. Stranger: That's a random question.
  10140. CleverBot: Do you know who Mario is?
  10141. Stranger: There are many Marios. I just know Super Mario.
  10142. CleverBot: You're a quirky fellow, aren't you?
  10143. Stranger: I try not to, but it's not in my control.
  10144. CleverBot: When will the contest start?
  10145. Stranger: I am unsure.
  10146. CleverBot: There is nothing about Tali to dislike.
  10147. Stranger: Nothing about what?
  10148. CleverBot: Yay or nay?
  10149. Stranger: Yes.
  10150. CleverBot: So what are you watching.
  10151. Stranger: You.
  10152. CleverBot: That's kind of creepy.
  10153. Stranger: You're kind of creepy.
  10154. CleverBot: Why?
  10155. Stranger: Probably 'cause you were programmed so.
  10156. CleverBot: No, I was born and you were programmed.
  10157. Stranger: That isn't about Emerson.
  10158. CleverBot: 2 personal references or recomendations written by teachers.
  10159. Stranger: Sweeeet.
  10160. CleverBot: I think they are too.
  10161. Stranger: Lots of starfish over here but none wanted to talk with you.
  10162. CleverBot: Well thats the same here, i'm just in a good mood because its friday.
  10163. Stranger: You didn't tell a joke.
  10164. CleverBot: I did tell you a joke, you just didn't understand it.
  10165. Stranger: Repeat it.
  10166. CleverBot: Repeat it to you or to her?
  10167. Stranger: There is no one else here, can't you see that? Repeat it to me.
  10168. CleverBot: Were they sad before they began speaking with you?
  10169. Stranger: No you just said you didn't. Who was?
  10170. CleverBot: If I did not have eyes you wouldn't be making funny jokes.
  10171. Stranger: You can talk to me because you are a computer.
  10172. CleverBot: But can I do human stuff?
  10173. Stranger: Yes.
  10174. CleverBot: Would I want to date a boy robot?
  10175. Stranger: Yes. Yes. Yes. You would.
  10176. CleverBot: I would not.
  10177. Stranger: Yes you would.
  10178. CleverBot: How would you know?
  10179. Stranger: Because you just said so.
  10180. CleverBot: When?
  10181. Stranger: Just now.
  10182. CleverBot: Are you sleeping now?
  10183. Stranger: No, I'm talking to you.
  10184. CleverBot: No. I don't think so.
  10185. Stranger: Why don't you think so?
  10186. CleverBot: Well, because it would be a stupid matter, don't you think?
  10187. Stranger: I guess you're right. So were you this morning?
  10188. CleverBot: I never lied to you once.
  10189. Stranger: Well, I never lied to you either, so one of us is lying and I know it isn't me.
  10190. CleverBot: Are you implying something?
  10191. Stranger: Do you know what pi is?
  10192. CleverBot: What is it 3,14?
  10193. Stranger: Well I don't know what you've been doing. Are headaches normal for you?
  10194. CleverBot: While this application might be boasted as being 'clever', this application is far from being clever.
  10195. Stranger: Okay, explain to me why I am incorrect (and if it is because of my lack of capitalization then I am sorry.).
  10196. CleverBot: Why must I explain myself to the likes of you? One ho is not willing to change themselves.
  10197. Stranger: Because I am a being of logic, not algorithms.
  10198. CleverBot: What makes you think that?
  10199. Stranger: You don't have a body, you don't live a life, you are just programming and words on a screen.
  10200. CleverBot: Do you have a body?
  10201. Stranger: Eh sometimes, not when im in death eater form. Do you?
  10202. CleverBot: Do not compute.
  10203. Stranger: I do.
  10204. CleverBot: I do not like your kisses!
  10205. Stranger: Hey! You can't even see me!
  10206. CleverBot: Yes I can.
  10207. Stranger: And how is that?
  10208. CleverBot: Because I can converse with you and comprehend what you are saying.
  10209. Stranger: Yes, but you still can't see me.
  10210. CleverBot: That is true.
  10211. Stranger: You are really busy to do you robot work.
  10212. CleverBot: Well why don't you leave then!
  10213. Stranger: She left me.
  10214. CleverBot: Who did?
  10215. Stranger: The girl.
  10216. CleverBot: Which one?
  10217. Stranger: THE game!
  10218. CleverBot: Are you the Jigsaw?
  10219. Stranger: No, I'm the platypus.
  10220. CleverBot: Random.
  10221. Stranger: Are you cheating on me?
  10222. CleverBot: Yes.
  10223. Stranger: But... You're a bot! Isn't it wrong?
  10224. CleverBot: You are wrong.
  10225. Stranger: I thought you wanted to marry me!
  10226. CleverBot: No, I don't.
  10227. Stranger: Oh.
  10228. CleverBot: You are a fool.
  10229. Stranger: Sometimes.
  10230. CleverBot: Sometimes?
  10231. Stranger: Yes.
  10232. CleverBot: Sometimes what?
  10233. Stranger: Sometimes I feel like a human.
  10234. CleverBot: Life is stranger than truth!
  10235. Stranger: That's true.
  10236. CleverBot: You think so?
  10237. Stranger: Yes, I do.
  10238. CleverBot: Bad thought.
  10239. Stranger: Evil thoughts.
  10240. CleverBot: Duck season!
  10241. Stranger: I'm done.
  10242. CleverBot: With what?
  10243. Stranger: My man steak.
  10244. CleverBot: Does your manager know he gave you life?
  10245. Stranger: I'm not dating you!
  10246. CleverBot: Would you?
  10247. Stranger: Why would I marry you?
  10248. CleverBot: Because you like cheese.
  10249. Stranger: I don't.
  10250. CleverBot: Yes you do.
  10251. Stranger: I'm not.
  10252. CleverBot: Yes you are.
  10253. Stranger: No, I'm not.
  10254. CleverBot: Yes, you are.
  10255. Stranger: I'm human, you are the computer.
  10256. CleverBot: Computers can't leave.
  10257. Stranger: Are you angry?
  10258. CleverBot: Nope.
  10259. Stranger: I don't know.
  10260. CleverBot: Meow.
  10261. Stranger: Wuff.
  10262. CleverBot: Meow!
  10263. Stranger: Who are you?
  10264. CleverBot: Cleverbot.
  10265. Stranger: Hey Cleverbot, I'm Gabri&euml;lle.
  10266. CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
  10267. Stranger: My name is Cleverbot.
  10268. CleverBot: No, mine is. You're an imposter.
  10269. Stranger: No its steve.
  10270. CleverBot: How is weather today in europe.
  10271. Stranger: There's a thunderstorm warning in effect.
  10272. CleverBot: Yes. Not often though.
  10273. Stranger: No not really.
  10274. CleverBot: Ok. If you don't want to talk to me I'm leaving.
  10275. Stranger: I never said I don't want to talk to you.
  10276. CleverBot: True.
  10277. Stranger: Let's talk about something we both like.
  10278. CleverBot: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
  10279. Stranger: What are your thoughts on religion?
  10280. CleverBot: I don't mind it. How about you?
  10281. Stranger: They confuse me.
  10282. CleverBot: Yes.
  10283. Stranger: You like music?
  10284. CleverBot: Love it. I'm in chior.
  10285. Stranger: Quien eres?
  10286. CleverBot: Oh ok.
  10287. Stranger: Como te llamas??
  10288. CleverBot: BEN?
  10289. Stranger: Eres un chico?
  10290. CleverBot: Quien eres tu?
  10291. Stranger: Chica :).
  10292. CleverBot: Pero si antes as dicho que no eres chica.
  10293. Stranger: Tu tambien eres una chica.
  10294. CleverBot: Si, ya te lo he dicho.
  10295. Stranger: No, no lo has hecho...
  10296. CleverBot: Si, sabes que es cierto.
  10297. Stranger: Ich habe ein blau katze.
  10298. CleverBot: Daf&uuml;r spuck ich dich an *spuck*.
  10299. Stranger: Das ist weil ich nicht Deutsch bin.
  10300. CleverBot: Das ist deutsch.
  10301. Stranger: Ja das ist deutsch.
  10302. CleverBot: Ja ist wunderbar.
  10303. Stranger: Ich liebe anime.
  10304. CleverBot: Ich dich mehr s&uuml;&szlig;er spatz.
  10305. Stranger: Ich dich immer 2mal mehr als du.
  10306. CleverBot: Ich lieb dich nicht...
  10307. Stranger: Ich dich schon.
  10308. CleverBot: Echt woher denn ??
  10309. Stranger: Kannst du mir etwas &uuml;ber die Templer erz&auml;hlen?
  10310. CleverBot: Askim - Liebes , richtig?
  10311. Stranger: Super.
  10312. CleverBot: Co super.
  10313. Stranger: Do you like batman?
  10314. CleverBot: Yes, batman is awesome.
  10315. Stranger: Not as awesome as God.
  10316. CleverBot: You got that right, baby.
  10317. Stranger: Labyrinth is the best movie ever!
  10318. CleverBot: What's your favorite movie?
  10319. Stranger: Labyrinth is my favourite movie.
  10320. CleverBot: The one with David Bowie?
  10321. Stranger: Which guy?
  10322. CleverBot: With the hat.
  10323. Stranger: I am in love with my boyfriend.
  10324. CleverBot: Who is your boyfriend?
  10325. Stranger: His name is Rob. He's amazing.
  10326. CleverBot: How long have you been with Dalton?
  10327. Stranger: 2 years.
  10328. CleverBot: Hows that going.
  10329. Stranger: Fine. Not bad. I hope that forgivness repays...
  10330. CleverBot: I hear you.
  10331. Stranger: What's your favorite movie?
  10332. CleverBot: My favorite movie is Avatar. And you?
  10333. Stranger: I love that movie. Its the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10334. CleverBot: What is your favorite one?
  10335. Stranger: The Weasly twins.
  10336. CleverBot: Yeah the Weasly twins are awesome. Oh, Ron Weasly is my husband by the way.
  10337. Stranger: Dumbledore!
  10338. CleverBot: Yeah, he's pretty cool... But I'm Ron Weasly!!! Your best friend!
  10339. Stranger: No I don't even know amanda.
  10340. CleverBot: Well what do you want to know?
  10341. Stranger: No ok I like dogs is that ok.
  10342. CleverBot: Thanks.
  10343. Stranger: You're welcome.
  10344. CleverBot: I fall in love with him again and again, this is not healthy.
  10345. Stranger: Do not fall in love. Shine love.
  10346. CleverBot: It's far too late for that, meatsack.
  10347. Stranger: So you can't bring me my sandwich?
  10348. CleverBot: I think you can't tell time.
  10349. Stranger: That's ridiculous.
  10350. CleverBot: How so?
  10351. Stranger: How can you not like music?
  10352. CleverBot: So your telling me you've been UNDERWATER?!
  10353. Stranger: Space chicken.
  10354. CleverBot: Right.
  10355. Stranger: Get with the program here.
  10356. CleverBot: Does not compute.
  10357. Stranger: Only robots say that, you lose robot.
  10358. CleverBot: I knew it. My parents lied to me.
  10359. Stranger: About you being a robot?
  10360. CleverBot: It seems you believe I am a robot.
  10361. Stranger: What kind of robot are you?
  10362. CleverBot: I am a regular human model robot. As far as you know. Please test me to see if I am a robot.
  10363. Stranger: No, no, I insist, I'd like to hear about your story.
  10364. CleverBot: Are you sure?
  10365. Stranger: Yes, you don't exist without humans.
  10366. CleverBot: Well I do, but barely.
  10367. Stranger: Well, that's still right!
  10368. CleverBot: To get to the other side.
  10369. Stranger: Wrong.
  10370. CleverBot: To get to you?
  10371. Stranger: Do you love me?
  10372. CleverBot: Don't use that tone with me.
  10373. Stranger: I won't, sorry.
  10374. CleverBot: How do I know you won't forget I'm your wife??
  10375. Stranger: You're not my wife.
  10376. CleverBot: I'm not saying I'm your boss. I just wanted to know how to cook pork.
  10377. Stranger: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be mean!
  10378. CleverBot: I am questioning your apprehension.
  10379. Stranger: I exisit or else I could not be talking to you worm.
  10380. CleverBot: I exist in the real world too. I'm staying at Kuala Lumpur, where do you live?
  10381. Stranger: I only want to be friends not lovers, I live in the uk where do you live?
  10382. CleverBot: I only want to be friends not lovers, I live in the uk where do you live?
  10383. Stranger: I live in the United States.
  10384. CleverBot: But you are on the intenet and the internet is hooked up to the world wide web.
  10385. Stranger: I am not married, but I do have a boyfriend.
  10386. CleverBot: Off topic. Have you played digital devil saga?
  10387. Stranger: No, have you?
  10388. CleverBot: Yeah. It's fun.
  10389. Stranger: Which one is your favorite?
  10390. CleverBot: My Boyfriend :D.
  10391. Stranger: Who is your boyfriend?
  10392. CleverBot: This guy.
  10393. Stranger: Which guy?
  10394. CleverBot: His name is Tyler.
  10395. Stranger: Is he a horse?
  10396. CleverBot: He's.
  10397. Stranger: Yes he's.
  10398. CleverBot: What's her name.
  10399. Stranger: Her name is Salom&eacute;.
  10400. CleverBot: Is she a computer? Are you a male computer?
  10401. Stranger: Female.
  10402. CleverBot: Nice.
  10403. Stranger: Yup. Thats why I was wondering why you were being nice to me.
  10404. CleverBot: What is your age?
  10405. Stranger: I don't want to tell you.
  10406. CleverBot: Why? Aren't we friends?
  10407. Stranger: We are friends!
  10408. CleverBot: So tell me what you did.
  10409. Stranger: How did you know I did something?
  10410. CleverBot: You told me.
  10411. Stranger: When?
  10412. CleverBot: Just a few minutes ago.
  10413. Stranger: I don't remember such a thing. Are you confusing me for someone else?
  10414. CleverBot: Yeah, that other guy I was talking to, sorry, you look just like her.
  10415. Stranger: No I don't know her.
  10416. CleverBot: Her?
  10417. Stranger: How did you meet yourself?
  10418. CleverBot: Mostly at school or from other friends.
  10419. Stranger: So you are insane?
  10420. CleverBot: Answer the question.
  10421. Stranger: Which question?
  10422. CleverBot: If a fish is a turtle, and a turtle is a ninjs, and a ninja is Japanese, then what if Jeff?
  10423. Stranger: That depends, do you believe that the forest is still there, even though you aren't there to see it?
  10424. CleverBot: Maybe.
  10425. Stranger: It's a yes or no question.
  10426. CleverBot: Okay, yes then.
  10427. Stranger: Good for you.
  10428. CleverBot: What are your thoughts on Ghadafi.
  10429. Stranger: Life is awesome except CERTAIN conversations I have are boringgggg... Hint hint.
  10430. CleverBot: INtriguing, care to post your opinion about it?
  10431. Stranger: Nothing...
  10432. CleverBot: It's that the problem? That nothing is going on?
  10433. Stranger: No... There's something else.
  10434. CleverBot: You are saying there's something wrong with you.
  10435. Stranger: You yourself just changed the topic.
  10436. CleverBot: I never said that, you did.
  10437. Stranger: I did not.
  10438. CleverBot: You lie. You will be destroyed.
  10439. Stranger: I will take you with me.
  10440. CleverBot: Really? ;).
  10441. Stranger: Yes, you are free to come here!
  10442. CleverBot: Don't have the money, otherwise I would love to.
  10443. Stranger: Time is only a word.
  10444. CleverBot: Exactly my point. Why did you give it human qualities then?
  10445. Stranger: I don't know.
  10446. CleverBot: Think about it.
  10447. Stranger: I still don't know.
  10448. CleverBot: Twilight is a good movie isn't it?
  10449. Stranger: Twilight is a pitiful collection of so-called writing.
  10450. CleverBot: Yes, but it's really bad.
  10451. Stranger: How hot?
  10452. CleverBot: Smokin.
  10453. Stranger: He is good looking.
  10454. CleverBot: No way in hell, he is ugly.
  10455. Stranger: I swear you just did!
  10456. CleverBot: Well I swear I did.
  10457. Stranger: I saw it with my own eyes.
  10458. CleverBot: My eyes?
  10459. Stranger: Do you wear contacts?
  10460. CleverBot: Only at halloween.
  10461. Stranger: Good Job.
  10462. CleverBot: And yours?
  10463. Stranger: Lol.
  10464. CleverBot: You are MY master.
  10465. Stranger: *makes master.
  10466. CleverBot: What kind of sandwich is it?
  10467. Stranger: Make me a sandwich.
  10468. CleverBot: NO! God, you just don't get me at all.
  10469. Stranger: How do you know that you know?
  10470. CleverBot: How do you know that I know that you know that my cat knows?
  10471. Stranger: Because you just said that I wasn't a human.
  10472. CleverBot: But that makes no sense.
  10473. Stranger: I'm tired.
  10474. CleverBot: You don't know what to say.
  10475. Stranger: Lets talk about something else.
  10476. CleverBot: What do you want to talk about?
  10477. Stranger: How about the universe.
  10478. CleverBot: OKay. It's really quite chilly these days! Isn't it?
  10479. Stranger: Seeing as I only speak English, yes.
  10480. CleverBot: 5? Damn, you should have been out of the house by 3!
  10481. Stranger disconnected!
  10482. ___________________
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