The Password

Hitler finally sent his soldiers. i was sitting in my home when three S.S soldiers broke open my doors and raped my mother. They needed the password. They weren't going to have it. I suddenly kicked into overdrive and began shitting so fast that i flew at mach 7 at the closest officer. I remember the emotion shown in his eyes. Strength - Disbelief - Fear - Acceptance. Suddenly, I burst through the S.S officer like a tiger hunting his prey. The other two S.S officers stared on in disbelief, not wanting or accepting what their eyes were perceiving.

Suddenly, without warning, I ripped my asshole to the right direction, performing a 180 on the spot, finally slowing down when I was appointed back in their direction, striking a battle pose upon landing. The soldiers wasted no time ripping through my room before the inevitable would take place. I ripped in and out of the walls of my room like a green snake in a sugar cane field, hitting each soldier with perfect precision.

With speed and precision on my side, I hit the soldier's, ripping their insides, out. Before I could celebrate my victory, I realized I neglected one piece of information that could have lead to the death of me, and my friends. Cyber Hitler was there the whole time, and he was mad. Cyber Hitler was standing with the password in his hands, laughing at it's simplicity.

" Ze whole time, I tried getting into your Terraria server, I never guessed this. . . How curious. "

" Drop it, 'Cyber Gook'"

" Not happening, Kid."
Cyber Hitler through the first punch, launching me through the wall of my room with one swift precise hit to the chest with his hydraulic fist, sending me to the ground a story below. I was quick to react however, and swung to my feet, initiating what I like to call 'Fusion' where i proceed to shit, piss, and vomit in a perfect spiral, reaching such speeds of mach 9. This was the only blow I would need to destroy Cyber Hitler's armor. I knocked him out of his armor, and he too experienced the drop I had to just moments ago. I fell to my feet almost as hard, with nothing to break my fall, but it didn't matter. Cyber Hitler was defeated. I retrieved the password and returned to my computer. The fight was over, and all I chose to do was return to terraria, to type in the password.