pun-ified

gallowsCalibrator [GC]opened memo on board TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

arsenicCatnip [AC] responded to memo
AC: :33 < *ac bounds through the thick undergrowth of the jungle*
AC: :33 < *she reaches a small rocky purrecipice and spots a succulent antlerbeast grazing below with her k33n eyes*
AC: :33 < *with a mighty roar she pounces onto the unsuspecting creature and kills it with a swift strike of her magnificent claws*
AC: :33 < *ac rests happily on her haunches as she laps the blood off her paw*
AC: :33 < *her head whips up with her ears pricked as she rises to her f33t*
AC: :33 < *ac wonders what the sound she heard was*
GC: *GC SWOOPS 1NTO TH3 CL34R1NG, TH3 THUND3ROUS B34T1NG OF H3R M4GN1F1C3NT W1NGS WH1PP1NG TH3 TR33S*
AC: :33 < *ac leaps around in the tall grass happily s33ing her mighty furriend approaching*
AC: :33 < *hello! ac roars elatedly up at gc*
GC: *GC COM3S TO 4 STOP 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF TH3 CL34R1NG, 4ND L4NDS N3XT TO H3R F3L1N3 COMP4N1ON W1TH 4 M4J3ST1C FLOUR1SH OF H3R W1NGS*
GC: *SH3 GR33TS H3R FR13ND W1TH 4 G3NTL3 NUZZL1NG W1TH H3R M4G1C4L DR4GON NOS3*
AC: :33 < *ac purrs happily and snurgles the majestic dragons side with two mouth splitting grins on her face*
GC: *GC 3Y3S 4CS L4T3ST K1LL HUNGR1LY 4ND M1GHT1LY*
GC: 4ND WHO M1GHT TH1S D3L1C1OUS B34ST B3 FOR *SH3 4SKS*
AC: :33 < i propurred it fur my litter but you and i could share it if you want! *she says*
GC: SHOULDNT YOU B3 MOR3 CONC3RN3D 4BOUT G1V1NG 1T TO TH3 HUNGRY MOUTHS YOU H4V3 TO F33D? *SH3 R3PL13S 1NQU1S1T1V3LY*
AC: :33 < dont worry about it furriend! i can easily find something even better to give them later! *she says*
AC: :33 < we should share it now while the meat is still fresh *she says purrdently*
AC: :33 < *ac says it would be a shame almost as mighty as you if this meat were to go tough as she takes a bite from its hide*
GC: *GC LOW3RS H3R GR4ND BODY 4ND W1TH ON3 M1GHTY SN4P OF H3R M1GHTY J4WS B1T3S OFF TH3 FRONT H4LF OF TH3 4NTL3RB34ST*
GC: *GC RO4RS M1GHT1LY 4ND CONT3NT3DLY, PUFF1NG SMOK3 R1NGS FROM H3R NOS3*
GC: TH4NK YOU FOR TH3 MOST D3L3CT4BL3 SN4CK *SH3 S4YS BLOW1NG 4 CLOUD OF SMOK3 1NTO 4CS F4C3*
AC: :33 < *ac paws the smoke away from her face while she coughs*
GC: *GC G1GGL3S H4PP1LY*
GC: *4ND M1GHT1LY*
GC: *3SP3C14LLY M1GHT1LY*
AC: :33 < *ac giggles too*
AC: :33 < *also mightily*
AC: :33 < *she rolls around restlessly in the grass after having eaten her share of the meal*
AC: :33 < what do you want to do? *she asks her furriend boisterously*
GC: *GC SLUMPS 4ND R3STS H3R H34D ON H3R FR13NDS B4CK*
GC: L4Z1NG 4ROUND 1N TH3 W4RM GR4SS SOUNDS L1K3 4 M1GHTY 1D34
GC: *SH1T SH3 S41D TH4T*
AC: :33 < *we could go on a a furrest adventure! ac says excitedly*
GC: *DO W3 H4V3 TO GC S1GHS*
AC: :33 < *come on itll be fun! she says*
GC: *D4RN! YOUR 3LOQU3NT PROW3SS H4S CONV1NC3D M3 TO GO ON TH1S M1GHTY JUNGL3 4DV3NTUR3 YOU SP34K OF SH3 RO4RS*
AC: :33 < yay!
AC: :33 < *she says*
AC: :33 < *she leaps up and charges through the jungle with a mighty roar*
GC: H3Y TH4TS MY TH1NG >:[
AC: :33 < hehehe sorry terezi!
GC: H3H3H3 DONT WORRY 4BOUT 1T TOO MUCH
GC: *GC FOLLOWS 4LONG B3H1ND H3R SP33DY FR13ND, W1NGS DR4WN T1GHT 4G41NST H3R BODY*
AC: :33 < *comes to a halt as she encounters a wall of tangled vines blocking their path*
GC: *STOPS B3H1ND H3R*
AC: :33 < *what should we do now she asks her furriend*
GC: *1N R3SPONS3 GC PUFFS UP H3R CH3ST, SMOK3 B1LLOW1NG FROM H3R M1GHTY J4WS*
AC: :33 < *no! ac shouts*
AC: :33 < *youll burn down the whole furrest like that she says*
GC: *GC SW4LLOWS DOWN TH3 M1GHTY F1R3 BR3W1NG 1N H3R M1GHTY THRO4T*
GC: WH4T DO YOU PROPOS3 W3 DO? *SH3 S4YS SMOK3 V31L1NG H3R FR13ND L1K3 4 W4RM, SMOKY BL4NK3T*
AC: :33 < *ac jumps at the vine wall with her legs outstretched*
AC: :33 < *she eviscerates the vines with her claws*
GC: *N1C3LY DON3 SH3 S4YS, 1MPR3SS3D*
AC: :33 < *thank you ac purrs*
AC: :33 < *she continues down the path until she reaches a gaping cavemeowth*
AC: :33 < *she turns to look at her adventuring compurrnion*
GC: *GC G3STUR3S FOR H3R TO L34D TH3 W4Y W1TH 4 M1GHTY CL4W*
AC: :33 < *ac walks into the black cave and takes a second to let her eyes adjust befur going forward*
GC: *TH3 C4V3 1S L1TT3R3D W1TH BROK3N HORNS, BL34CH3D BON3S, 4ND ST1LL ROTT1NG CORPS3S OF YOUNG TROLLS*
AC: :33 < *water drips from the roof*
GC: *4ND BLOOD*
GC: *ST4L4CT1T3S 4ND ST4L4GM1T3S SURROUND TH3M*
GC: *COCOONS 4ND W3BS 4R3 N3ST3D 1N CORN3RS 4ND COV3R TH3 ROOF 4ND W4LLS*
AC: :33 < *the mighty and furrsome pair appurroach a mouth in the cave that leads to an even bigger cavern*
adiosToreador [AT]  responded to memo
AT: *TINKERBULL, uH, sTANDS IN THE CAVERN MOUTH*
AT: *HES UH, rEALLY,, kINDA BIG AND IMPOSING AND SELF, cONFIDENT AND UH, sTUFF*
AT: *YEAH*
AT: *HE, fLUTTERS HIS AWESOME WINGS AND, uH,, sCRAPES HIS HOOVES, oN THE GROUND AND, sTUFF*
GC: *W1TH 4 M1GHTY RO4R, GC STOMPS FORW4RD 4ND 34TS TH3 T1NK3RBULL 1N ON3 M1GHTY GULP*
AT: hEY, tHAT WASNT VERY NICE, yOU DIDNT EVEN LET ME REALLY DO, aNYTHING
GC: H3H3H3 TOUGH LUCK T1NK3RB4BY TH4TS JUST HOW TH3 CO1N L4NDS
GC banned AT from responding to the memo
AC: :33 < that wasnt very nice terezi
GC: F1N3
GC unbanned AT from responding to the memo
GC: *GC ST4RTS COUGH1NG, 4ND THROWS TH3 T1NK3RBULL B4CK UP, 4ND H3S F1N3 B3C4US3 SH3 SW4LLOW3D H1M WHOL3*
AT: tHANKS
GC: *DONT M4K3 M3 R3GR3T MY D3C1S1ON SH3 B3LLOWS F34RSOM3LY*
AT: i, uH, i WONT DRAGON TEREZi
GC: GOOD
GC: SH1T
GC: *SH3 S41D*
AT: sHE, sAID SHIT?
GC: NO SH3 S41D GOOD
AT: oH, uH,, oKAY
AC: :33 < *an impatient ac ambles past her two compurrnions and into the newly discovered cavern*
arachnidsGrip [AG] responded to memo
AG: *Inside the cavern is the most fearsome, gigaaaaaaaantic spider the three pussy adventurers had ever seen*
AG: *The magnificent spider queen is so scary and magnificent that the tinker8itch wets his 8itchy little wriggler pants*
AT: i, uH,,, iLL SHOW YOU, sPIDER QUEEN
AT: *TINKERBULL CHARGES AT HER, uH, wITH HIS HORNS LOW AND, rEADY TO PENETRATE HER OR,,, sOMETHING, i GUESS*
AG: *She shoots a stream of we88ing at the oncoming tinker8itch, immo8ilizing the less than menacing foe. Once he's trapped, she raises a powerful leg, and sta8s him clean through with it. The 8low kills him instantly. She takes his 8ody and rips it apart with her mandi8les*
GC banned AT from responding to the memo
AC: :33 < tinkerbull!
AC: :33 < *she gasped*
AC: :33 < *she launches herself at her and rips of one of her legs with one of her mouths and her strong furlegs*
AG: *AG strikes out at AC with one of her strong legs and sends her flying*
AC: :33 < *ac hits the cavern wall and falls unconscious*
GC: *GC 1S F1LL3D W1TH R4G3 4FT3R H4V1NG S33N H3R P4RTN3RS 4ND FR13ND D13. SH3 BR34THS TH3 HOTT3ST F1R3 SH3 C4N MUST3R 4T TH3 SP1D3R QU33N, 4ND 1T BURNS OUT H4LF OF H3R 3Y3S, SCORCH1NG H3R F4C3*
AG: *AG sta8s GC in the chest with one of her legs*
GC: *RO4RS 4ND US3S H3R G14NT M1GHTY CL4WS TO R1P OFF 4NOTH3R L3G*
AG: *Now un8alanced, the spider queen topples over the edge of her stone spot thing, into the endless a8yss*
AG: If I'm going you're coming with me! *she yells at GC*
GC: *SH3 R1PS H3R 4P4RT W1TH H3R CL4WS 4ND FL13S B4CK TO S4F3TY 4S TH3 SP1D3R QU33N SLOWLY BL33DS TO D34TH, F4LL1NG THROUGH TH3 D4RKN3SS*
GC banned AG from responding to the memo
GC: *GR4BS H3R UNCONSC1OUS COMR4D3 1N H3R CL4WS 4ND FL13S TH3M OUT OF TH3 C4V3 1NTO TH3 SHROUD3D SUNL1GHT OF TH3 JUNGL3*
AC: :33 < *slowly opens her eyes to s33 her furrriend*
AC: :33 < *wheres the spider qu33n she asks her*
GC: 1 D3F34T3D H3R 1N COMB4T *GC R3PL13S W1TH TR1UMPH4NTLY*
AC: :33 < im not sure what would have happened to me if you hadnt b33n with me *she purrs*
GC: YOU 4R3 MOST W3LCOM3 *GC RO4RS M1GHT1LY*
GC: *SH3 1S JUST SO UNB3L13V4BLY M1GHTY 4ND 4M4Z1NG*
GC: *NOW, 1 B3L13V3 34RL13R YOU M3NT1ON3D GO1NG HUNT1NG FOR B1GG3R 4ND B3TT3R K1LLS FOR YOUR CUBS*
GC: *SH3 S41D*
AC: :33 < i believe i did *ac says grinning*