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  1. future plans
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  3. Okay, so Michaela and I decided that we’re going to have a baby because she told her stalker that if she didn’t have a boyfriend when she was 20, she’d go out with him. This will not happen, however, because i will pretend to be her boyfriend and somehow we will have a baby. His name will be Elijah, he will have blonde or mouse brown curly hair and blue eyes.
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  5. Also, we’re going to travel around the world (mostly Europe) after university just because we can. We’ll visit Italy, Malta, England, Germany and Japan, as well as wherever else we feel like going. Michaela will buy a different pair of stockings from every country and we’ll take photos of her legs in the stockings next to a landmark of that country.
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