'GamerGate Interrogation Song':

Are you all Le AntiGate? Come, come. You must come with us to answer some questions.

Phil Fish, let's begin
Describe the day you supported Quinn

I called denouncers coy and stout
Annoyed, the gamers doxxed me out

That night, when you were doxxed
Was it all just an elaborate faux?

From that night to this day forward
I live inside my buddie’s dorm

Hmm, Fish, we've got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts?

My alibi is watertight
There is no way that you are right

Monsieur, we know you did the crime

I’ve been hiding the whole time
Let me teach you guys a lesson–

Thank you, Phil Fish! No more questions!

Ha ha! I think it's time for good cop/bad cop.
Leigh Alexander, your piece kicked out Intel
Now's your chance to stay out of jail

Oh, gentlemen, I’m not corrupt
It's not a crime to express disgust

Tell us how Intel was taken

If you still wish to escape, unshaken

I haven't seen these missing ads
I just blamed gamers for having nads

We can give you a wad of cash

All you have to do is act fast

I'm not a thief, I don't know how
Even the thought is so low brow

We'll catch the swine that did this job

Give this up right now, creep!
Go die in a hole, that's my suggestion!

Thank you, Leigh! No more questions!

I think she likes me, no?

I don't think this is helping the investigation.

You know, I think they did it

No, they didn't!

Yes, they did, and we can pin it

If they did, how did they do it?

If they didn't, how did they didn't?

If they didn't, then it's easy
'Cause they simply didn't do it

If they did it, then I knew it
But we've nothing that can prove it!

Ahem. Oh excuse me. Bring in the feminazi with the tropes.

Do you remember that one piece
Where you said you had called police?

I was doxxed by a GamerGater
Because we all know they’re fascist dictators

Sarkeesian, has this been raised
About the police report that was filed that day?

I swear I called the police that night
I didn’t even sleep I was so in fright

The truth, Sarkeesian, the clock is ticking

If you don't believe me, do some digging
SJWs were there, they'll cooperate

Guys, are you willing to corroborate?

MEN ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS PIGS

Will somebody get these idiots out of this?

Calm down, SJWs, it's a routine inspection

Thank you, Sarkeesian! No more questions!

Let's stop these delays
What do you know about the IndieCade?

I didn't know there was a plan

Your accusation's far out, man!

The chances of us committing a crime
Are less than 99.99

(Faux-Asian)

To help with our investigation
Can you do a full translation?

What that guy just said to you was "I’m part of the KKK." It's just stupid.

(grunts and laughs)

(quacking)

I make articles about oppression
Thank you, AntiGate! No more questions!

They didn't

No, they didn't

There's no way they did the crime

They couldn't, they're too stupid

They're not criminal masterminds

We do not know who did it
But we know they didn't do it

So we know who didn't do it
Yes, we know who didn't do it!

They're incapable of being ethical.