Accidental Movie Script by Lego and Tavis

[11/28/14 3:28:09 PM] lgao: WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE
[11/28/14 3:28:14 PM] Travis (RDV): Dont worry
[11/28/14 3:28:14 PM] lgao: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
[11/28/14 3:28:15 PM] Travis (RDV): I do
[11/28/14 3:28:18 PM] lgao: THIS MARRIAGE IS OVER
[11/28/14 3:28:21 PM] Travis (RDV): NO ITS NOT
[11/28/14 3:28:27 PM] Travis (RDV): ITS NOT OVER UNTIL I SAY IT IS
[11/28/14 3:28:28 PM] Travis (RDV): DAMNIT
[11/28/14 3:28:31 PM] Travis (RDV): I WILL MAKE IT WORK
[11/28/14 3:28:48 PM] lgao: YOU MAKE ME CRY EVERY DAY
[11/28/14 3:28:51 PM] lgao: HOW WILL THIS WORK
[11/28/14 3:28:58 PM] Travis (RDV): IF YOU STOP CRYING
[11/28/14 3:29:00 PM] Travis (RDV): IT WILL WORK
[11/28/14 3:29:10 PM] lgao: I CANT STOP CRYING BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME
[11/28/14 3:29:13 PM] lgao: IM GOING TO THE POLICE
[11/28/14 3:29:25 PM] Travis (RDV): *cocks gun* sit down
[11/28/14 3:29:33 PM] lgao: oh my god
[11/28/14 3:29:33 PM] lgao: ok
[11/28/14 3:29:33 PM] lgao: ok
[11/28/14 3:29:34 PM] Travis (RDV): Cmon
[11/28/14 3:29:35 PM] lgao: dont hurt me
[11/28/14 3:29:36 PM] Travis (RDV): Sit down
[11/28/14 3:29:38 PM] Travis (RDV): Shh
[11/28/14 3:29:46 PM] Travis (RDV): Im not gonna hurt you
[11/28/14 3:29:56 PM] Travis (RDV): I just need you
[11/28/14 3:29:57 PM] Travis (RDV): To
[11/28/14 3:30:06 PM] Travis (RDV): Shut the fuck up for a second
[11/28/14 3:30:07 PM] Travis (RDV): Ok?
[11/28/14 3:30:08 PM] lgao: just let me and our son, fedario, go
[11/28/14 3:30:16 PM] Travis (RDV): I WILL FUCKING LET YOU GO
[11/28/14 3:30:19 PM] Travis (RDV): WHEN I LET YOU GO
[11/28/14 3:30:23 PM] lgao: ok
[11/28/14 3:30:24 PM] lgao: ok
[11/28/14 3:30:25 PM] Travis (RDV): NOW SHUT IT BITCH'
[11/28/14 3:30:25 PM] lgao: calm down
[11/28/14 3:30:33 PM] Travis (RDV): DONT TELL ME TO FUCKING CALM DOWN
[11/28/14 3:30:36 PM] lgao: ok
[11/28/14 3:30:39 PM] lgao: im sorry
[11/28/14 3:30:39 PM] Travis (RDV): *Shoots gun in the air*
[11/28/14 3:30:43 PM] lgao: no please
[11/28/14 3:30:55 PM] Travis (RDV): DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT!
[11/28/14 3:30:56 PM] Travis (RDV): HUH
[11/28/14 3:30:59 PM] Travis (RDV): DO YOU!
[11/28/14 3:31:07 PM] lgao: NO
[11/28/14 3:31:09 PM] lgao: NO I DONT
[11/28/14 3:31:42 PM] Travis (RDV): shhhh
[11/28/14 3:31:49 PM] Travis (RDV): *cocks again for some strange reason*
[11/28/14 3:31:51 PM] Travis (RDV): Ok
[11/28/14 3:31:54 PM] Travis (RDV): Be quiet
[11/28/14 3:32:04 PM] lgao: look, just let us go
[11/28/14 3:32:04 PM] Travis (RDV): Shh
[11/28/14 3:32:08 PM] Travis (RDV): Don't say a thing
[11/28/14 3:32:08 PM] lgao: and we can forget about this
[11/28/14 3:32:11 PM] Travis (RDV): And you will leave
[11/28/14 3:32:17 PM] lgao: ok
[11/28/14 3:32:23 PM] Travis (RDV): Just hand over
[11/28/14 3:32:23 PM] Travis (RDV): The
[11/28/14 3:32:27 PM] Travis (RDV): Gummy Worms
[11/28/14 3:32:32 PM] lgao: ok
[11/28/14 3:32:33 PM] lgao: take them
[11/28/14 3:32:36 PM] lgao: take all of them
[11/28/14 3:32:38 PM] Travis (RDV): And you and I will go on our merry little ways
[11/28/14 3:32:50 PM] Travis (RDV): *catches the thrown gummy worms*
[11/28/14 3:32:56 PM] Travis (RDV): Thanks for doing business with you
[11/28/14 3:33:01 PM] Travis (RDV): *shoots lego and fedario*
[11/28/14 3:33:05 PM] Travis (RDV): *Walks out of house
[11/28/14 3:33:11 PM] Travis (RDV): *House explodes in background*
[11/28/14 3:33:15 PM] Travis (RDV): *Puts on glasses*