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Konditioner was practically screaming at MissFantastic. He yelled "YOU LIKE THAT? HUH, YOU FAT FUCKING FUCK? YOU LIKE MY COCK?!" MissFantastic was both frightened but so turned on at the same time. She could barely breathe as konditioner grabbed hold of her tits and started humping faster and faster. They were both screaming very loud at this point, but neither of them worried about the neighbors hearing them. MissFantastic reached her climax much earlier than she had anticipated, possibly due to the fact that she was not intoxicated and Konditioner's peepee is much wider. She screamed, "FUCK ME, YOU DINNER PLATE!"

Steve was practically screaming at Emily. He yelled "YOU'RE A POTATO WITH FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW, THAT'S ALL YOU ARE!!" Emily was both frightened but so turned on at the same time. She could barely breathe as Steve grabbed hold of her tits and started humping faster and faster. They were both screaming very loud at this point, but neither of them worried about the neighbors hearing them. Emily reached her climax much earlier than she had anticipated, possibly due to the fact that she was not intoxicated and Steve's peepee is much wider. She screamed, "NICE COCK!" Great job stiv.

"Don't tell Emily," he breathed into her ear as she shuddered. His fingers were down her shorts in the bathroom of the 7-11, body flush against his. "No, Steven, never..." Keri moaned into his neck. Her ass was digging into the toilet paper holder and she didn't even care. Keri felt bad, knowing Emily was hospitalized and Steve was here, fingering her in a bathroom just a few miles down the road. It felt so wrong.. but so right. As if Emily was Gruntilda in their relationship, trying to ruin them. "Please, Steve." "That's not my name." "Please, Dom." "Yes, Keri. Tell me what you want." "I want... glod."

"Don't tell Ashe," he breathed into his ear as he shuddered. His fingers were down his shorts in the bathroom of the 7-11, body flush against his. "No, Tooshi, never..." Mohill moaned into his neck. His ass was digging into the toilet paper holder and he didn't even care. Mohill felt bad, knowing Ashe was hospitalized and Tooshi was here, jerking him off in a bathroom just a few miles down the road. It felt so wrong.. but so right. As if Ashe was Gruntilda in their relationship, trying to ruin them. "Please, Tooshi." "That's not my name." "Please, Tsunami." "Yes, Mohill. Tell me what you want." "I want... glod."

Hi Konditioner it's Heggy, your mother. I just wanted to know when your going to come back to the nest and masturbate with me? You are an eggcellent son!

zfg, I hope you can see this message now that the chat has died down, u shameful motherfucker. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. A week ago, I was having sex with my dog when it turned around and bit me. i've realized this, and it's so liberating. Great job stiv. I am rooting for you always! You should be proud. Remember that the Bible condemns homosexuality

I'm sorry, this is not a League of Legends channel, and you have exceeded the 1,000 viewer limit. As per Twitch rules, your chat will now be forced into slow mode and subscribers-only mode at the same time. We do not care about you because your game does not have a mid lane. Thanks for understanding. #eSports

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i'm sick of all the SECRETS in this freaking cult!!! it's 2012 and I'm an american. i demand a 24/7 hour stream of BT wr attempts and an entire website dedicated to strategies and setups

i'm sick of all the SECRETS in this freaking butt!!! it's 2012 and I'm an buttican. i demand a 24/7 hour stream of BUTT wr attempts and an entire website butticated to strategies and setups

if you need a mod who actually does not spam and troll, you might want to think about modding me... it's embarrassing sometimes.

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Hello, this is CloakedYoshi! You may know me as my screen name "Tooshi," but you can just call me "Shit Face!" I saw you referred to me as a bad streamer, I came here to say thanks, as that is what I strive to be! I am glad that it's paying off! Well, time to surfboard off the front of my hair! Bye!

Your performance overall during your uploading of Sonic Heroes videos is excellent! HOWEVER, I believe we both can see where you might have messed up at certain points of this game so I think you can improve your time on this video as well as all the other times that you've achieved on all your other Sonic Heroes videos that you've attempted so far! ALSO, consider when you actually time your speedruns from start to finish in this game because I‘ve noticed that you seem to time them as soon as you select your team rather than actually gaining control of that team when the first stage starts which may have resulted in you posting worse times than before especially in the early stages of the game! To summarise for future Sonic Heroes attempts, improve on where you've gone wrong at particular stages of this game and time your speedruns from the very second you gain control of your chosen team at the first stage until the last successful hit at the final boss! I hope my advice helps you on this!

Never once has a 100% run included the bottom two. How do you expect to 100% a game if you aren't even collecting everything? There is the common argument "100% is collecting everything on the totals screens." And that in my opinion is bullshit. 100% stands for doing everything you possibly can in the game, which should include collecting all of those. "But Cinder, they're still not on the totals screen so they don't count." I just put up the finite numbers of all the items in the game. If you can't keep count on your own, use a Counter app for your computer to keep track. Seriously. Is a run so hard that you have to skip another 40 Mumbo Tokens to finish it? Or not even put in stop n swop codes? You need to collect absolutely everything for a true 100% run. Just cause it adds on maybe another 30 minutes to your run doesn't mean that it makes the run bad.

Not true record use a real keyboard not one of those type of keyboards forgot what there called but it basically makes it way easier for them to spam stuff so they dont do it themselfs

"Haaa... it's so cold, but... it feels so good!" Kazooie thought as she pushed and pulled the Ice Key out of her cloaca. The chill of the key mixed perfectly with the hotness of her insides to create an incredible tingling feeling that she could never match any other way.

After farting so many eggs on their quest for jiggies, Kazooie had discovered the pleasure of her body. By the time she planted the flower in Click Clock Wood, she was absolutely hooked, having to stifle moans as the slick surface of each egg would rub against her interior walls, before it'd spread open her cloaca and slide out. The process was so short that it always left her wanting more. She wished she had special water eggs to use on the flower in future seasons.

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Actually, Triple-Q, this rip has your precious Snow Halation (1:00) and le funny Nutshack (1:13) in it.

But hey, you're right, memes do have a shelf life. Grand Dad is like eight months old at this point, it's basically a dead meme. I better move on to a newer, hipper, fresher meme, like Gangnam Style.

You're not judging this rip on its musical merits; you're judging it because it has a meme you hate in it. Which is exactly what the people who complained about Snow Halation were doing. You think you're getting your revenge on them by doing the exact same thing to Grand Dad that they did to Snow Halation? Well, you're not doing it to the fans, you're doing it to other high quality rippers. They don't deserve this any more than you deserved it on your Snow Halation rips back when you were on the team.

Midi edits are the reason I fell in love with this channel; mashups suck, and actually good remixes and arrangements are rare enough to not matter. And Grand Dad is a huge staple of Midi edits. I don't like mashups but I don't go around commenting "Epic Mashup" on every mashup like an asshole.


Ugh... I don’t like this guy or his speedruns. Not only does he never look like he cares, but he acts like a total ass about everything as well. When he’s mashing buttons to progress, he looks like he’s about to die from boredom. Not fun to watch. Like, dude, why are you so bored? It barely took an hour to beat. And at LEAST he could go through with the entire ending. He beat it, and the timer stopped. He couldn’t even play out the ending?

I really, really dislike this guy, and have disliked him for quite some time.


Cheating your way past obstacles was amusing when Indiana Jones did it in 1981 by gunning down that saber-wielding baddie; glitching through a game to get to the end is - to me anyway - like speedrunning the 10.000 meter race by cutting across the grassy center from the starting blocks to the finish line in just a few seconds. Whoop de doop, what an accomplishment!

It’s not finishing the game. It’s not “running” the game. It’s skipping past it, which is pointless.