restoration of my faith in humanity

this is krabs

back together

and you’’ll never get ye hands on me secret formuler

because I’m so much redder

and me atmosphere is so much wetter

the two of us have got the secret sauce

come at me- you’re no match for me big meaty claws

let’s go- Plankton and Krabs

let’s go- I’m Armor Abs

go ahead and try to steal it if yer able

can’t you see that me restaurant is stable

I can see you hate the way I run me business

but yer mad cause the Chum Bucket’s finished

and ye won’t get a single drop of gravy

I fought in two world wars in the Sea Navy

if ye take Spongebob’s brain, he’ll just mess ye up

Cause me frycook is twice the chef that you are

I am a kra-a-a-aaab

yar har har har arrrrr

arr arr arr arrrrr



This is me first dollar

And this is me first dime

And if you think you can steal ‘em

Then yer runnin out of time

Challenging me would be

Your single worst mistake;

I’ll cut yer rear end off and mount it

Over me fireplace

go ahead and try to steal it if yer able

can’t you see that me resturant is stable

Me employees aren’t quite somethin’ yer afraid of

but just ye wait 'till ye see what they’re made of

I am even more than the two of them

everything they’re workin for is what I am

I’m Squidward’s fury

I’m Spongebob’s patience

I am the red crustaceon

I am a kra-a-aaab

ar ar ar ar ar

yar har har har har

and I’m stronger than you

kra-a-a-ab

kra-a-ab

OH YEAH MISTER KRABS

AHHH AHHHA HHHH AHHHHHH

kra-a-a-ab

yar-har-har-har

ar-ar-ar-ar