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  1. How do you tell someone their house is revolting?
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  3. I have no idea how to deal with this issue, but it desperately needs to be dealt with.
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  5. My aunt’s house is absolutely the foulest place I have ever been too, no exaggerations. It is absolutely revolting; her three cats shit and piss behind the couch, she refuses to clean, there’s a thick layer of grime covering every surface, her dogs seem to be rotting from the inside out. There is absolutely nothing clean about this house. Like I said, it is the most disgusting place I’ve ever been. Due to her not cleaning, I have been extremely, extremely ill at her house before (allergies, asthma – usually controlled, but not in this hovel.) I really cannot even describe the smell of this house to you. My mom has, on more than one occasion, walked into the house and gagged when she has dropped my sister off at the house. You can smell it from the driveway. It makes your eyes water.
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  7. There is a chance that Christmas will be held at her house. (Generally the whole side of my dad’s family [three local sisters and my dad, plus their kids/spouses] gather at one house.) How the hell is anyone supposed to eat? First of all, the house is a fucking disgusting, smelly wreck. Second, you’re lucky if you can get the cats off the table to even set food there. (The cats are usually shooed off as dishes are placed on the table, with no wiping of tables. Just eat the hair with your food.)
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  9. I am one of the youngest members of the family; I’ll be eighteen on Monday. I don’t know how much weight what I say will hold, but I feel like if this is brought up, I have to say SOMETHING. My dad’s family is skilled in the way of entirely avoiding issues like this, speaking behind peoples’ backs about their problems/bad habits (like never cleaning your fucking house). However, they will never say anything to the person’s face. Somebody absolutely has to say something this time, and I can guarantee it isn’t going to be dad’s side of the family. Staying home is really not an option for me, as it’s seen as anti-social and I’m tired of that family assuming I hate the world because I don’t want to go to a house where everything smells like cat piss. How is anybody supposed to eat? Really, smelling shit while you’re eating might as well be eating shit. It’s vile.
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  11. So, if the issue comes up on Thanksgiving, the next time we’ll all be together, what do I say/do? Would it be too disrespectful for someone as young as I am to say something about the state of someone else’s house? I know I have a long time to think about this, but my mom and I were talking about it earlier and I think I need to have a game plan in advance. (Actually, the issue might come up when we get together for my birthday. I might need this advice sooner than I think I do!)
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  13. Argh. I really just have no idea what to do in this situation. Help? Baked goods of your choice for anybody who made it this far, sorry this ended up being a novella.
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