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  1. 7,218,696 staff incoming from Flip [9474] eta 4. Attacking. (sent ETA 5)
  2. Total: 7,218,696 incoming hostile.
  3. Total Current Score: £298,345,392 incoming hostile.
  4. Allies:
  5. 1335
  6. Activity: (Times when ID was active)
  7.         23      22      21      20      19      18      17      16      15      14      13      12      11      10       9       8       7       6       5       4       3       2       1       0
  8. Today                                                                                                           A                                                                              
  9. Friday                                                                                                  R                                                                       A       R      
  10. Thursday                                                                                                                        A                                                                      
  11. Wednesday                       C       R                                                                                                                                                       A      
  12. Tuesday                                                                                                                                                                                        
  13. Gather Intelligence:
  14.         Target ID(s):  
  15.                
  16. Spy report on USS Enterprise [1335] successful:
  17. Reported News
  18. Fri 10th Sep, year 1. Evening (last tick)       Incoming Hostiles
  19. News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 7,218,696 people from Flip [9474] will arrive to attack you.
  20. Fri 10th Sep, year 1. Evening (last tick)       Unknown
  21. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  22. Fri 3rd Sep, year 1. Noon (45 ticks ago)        Attacking B 21 {bot} [9584]
  23. Battle Report - Attacking B 21 {bot} [9584]
  24. [close] 319,105 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 1,031,379 allied staff.
  25. [close] 10 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 1 allied staff.
  26. [close] 5,345 allied Wheelbarrower stole 154 land. [46] tree. [45] bush. [32] flower. [31] grass. [0] uncultivated.
  27.  
  28. Disabled: 1,031,380 friendlies disabled.
  29.  
  30. Fri 3rd Sep, year 1. Morning (46 ticks ago)     Attacking B 21 {bot} [9584]
  31. Battle Report - Attacking B 21 {bot} [9584]
  32. [middle] 250,000 allied Automoton attacked, killing 726 hostile staff.
  33.  
  34. Died: 726 enemies dead.
  35.  
  36. Fri 3rd Sep, year 1. Early hours (47 ticks ago)         Attacking B 21 {bot} [9584]
  37. Battle Report - Attacking B 21 {bot} [9584]
  38. [range] 250,000 allied Automoton attacked, killing 1,477 hostile staff.
  39.  
  40. Died: 1,477 enemies dead.
  41.  
  42. Thu 2nd Sep, year 1. Early hours (53 ticks ago)         Outgoing Hostiles
  43. You sent 1,259,636 employees to attack B 21 {bot} [9584], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
  44. Tue 31st Aug, year 1. Dawn (65 ticks ago)       Unknown
  45. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  46. Tue 31st Aug, year 1. Dawn (65 ticks ago)       Unknown
  47. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  48. Sat 21st Aug, year 1. Dawn (125 ticks ago)      Unknown
  49. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  50. Fri 20th Aug, year 1. Dawn (131 ticks ago)      Unknown
  51. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  52. Tue 17th Aug, year 1. Morning (148 ticks ago)   Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  53. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  54. [close] 860,476 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 152,958 hostile staff.
  55. [close] 325,272 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 488,134 allied staff.
  56. [close] 121,770 hostile Officer attacked, killing 177,559 allied staff.
  57.  
  58. Disabled: 152,958 enemies disabled.
  59. Died: 665,693 friendlies dead.
  60.  
  61. Tue 17th Aug, year 1. Dawn (149 ticks ago)      Unknown
  62. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  63. Tue 17th Aug, year 1. Dawn (149 ticks ago)      Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  64. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  65. [middle] 400,000 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 577,778 allied staff.
  66. [middle] 200,000 hostile Officer attacked, killing 297,528 allied staff.
  67.  
  68. Died: 875,306 friendlies dead.
  69.  
  70. Tue 17th Aug, year 1. Early hours (150 ticks ago)       Unknown
  71. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  72. Tue 17th Aug, year 1. Early hours (150 ticks ago)       Unknown
  73. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  74. Tue 17th Aug, year 1. Early hours (150 ticks ago)       Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  75. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  76. [range] 1,000,000 allied Automoton attacked, killing 10 hostile staff.
  77. [range] 400,000 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 600,238 allied staff.
  78. [range] 200,000 hostile Officer attacked, killing 289,708 allied staff.
  79.  
  80. Died: 10 enemies dead. 889,946 friendlies dead.
  81.  
  82. Mon 16th Aug, year 1. Noon (153 ticks ago)      Unknown
  83. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  84. Mon 16th Aug, year 1. Early hours (156 ticks ago)       Incoming Hostiles
  85. News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 600,010 people from Norm [2490] will arrive to attack you.
  86. Mon 16th Aug, year 1. Early hours (156 ticks ago)       Unknown
  87. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  88. Mon 16th Aug, year 1. Early hours (156 ticks ago)       Unknown
  89. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  90. Sat 14th Aug, year 1. Noon (165 ticks ago)      Government Recall
  91. The Government recalled a defensive mob when it was decided they were no longer required.
  92. Sat 14th Aug, year 1. Morning (166 ticks ago)   Staff Recalled.
  93. Staff Recalled.
  94. Sat 14th Aug, year 1. Morning (166 ticks ago)   Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  95. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  96. [range] 1,453,247 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,380,365 allied staff.
  97.  
  98. Distracted: 1,380,365 friendlies distracted.
  99.  
  100. Sat 14th Aug, year 1. Dawn (167 ticks ago)      Government incoming defences
  101. Sirens wailing, police cars screeched to a halt around our company, as 24,556,262 police set up defences.
  102. Fri 13th Aug, year 1. Evening (169 ticks ago)   Unknown
  103. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  104. Fri 13th Aug, year 1. Afternoon (170 ticks ago)         Unknown
  105. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  106. Fri 13th Aug, year 1. Morning (172 ticks ago)   Research Complete - Started 20 ticks earlier
  107. You have finished your latest research.
  108. Fri 13th Aug, year 1. Early hours (174 ticks ago)       Incoming Hostiles
  109. News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 6,513,843 people from ghghgh [7389] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35% attack range.
  110. Tue 10th Aug, year 1. Early hours (192 ticks ago)       Research Started - Completed 20 ticks later
  111. You started researching an item.
  112. Wed 4th Aug, year 1. Dawn (227 ticks ago)       Unknown
  113. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  114. Mon 2nd Aug, year 1. Noon (237 ticks ago)       Attacking B 7 {bot} [2637]
  115. Battle Report - Attacking B 7 {bot} [2637]
  116. [close] 10,000 allied Wheelbarrower stole 169 land. [46] tree. [45] bush. [41] flower. [37] grass. [0] uncultivated.
  117.  
  118. Mon 2nd Aug, year 1. Noon (237 ticks ago)       Research Complete - Started 12 ticks earlier
  119. You have finished your latest research.
  120. Mon 2nd Aug, year 1. Morning (238 ticks ago)    Attacking B 7 {bot} [2637]
  121. Battle Report - Attacking B 7 {bot} [2637]
  122. [middle] 250,000 allied Automoton attacked, killing 1,257 hostile staff.
  123.  
  124. Died: 1,257 enemies dead.
  125.  
  126. Mon 2nd Aug, year 1. Dawn (239 ticks ago)       Attacking B 7 {bot} [2637]
  127. Battle Report - Attacking B 7 {bot} [2637]
  128. [range] 250,000 allied Automoton attacked, killing 1,257 hostile staff.
  129.  
  130. Died: 1,257 enemies dead.
  131.  
  132. Sun 1st Aug, year 1. Dawn (245 ticks ago)       Outgoing Hostiles
  133. You sent 1,260,000 employees to attack B 7 {bot} [2637], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
  134. Sat 31st Jul, year 1. Noon (249 ticks ago)      Research Started - Completed 12 ticks later
  135. You started researching an item.
  136. Thu 29th Jul, year 1. Dawn (263 ticks ago)      Construction Complete - Started 159 ticks earlier
  137. You have finished your latest construction.
  138. Sat 24th Jul, year 1. Evening (289 ticks ago)   Government Recall
  139. The Government recalled a defensive mob when it was decided they were no longer required.
  140. Sat 24th Jul, year 1. Afternoon (290 ticks ago)         Staff Recalled.
  141. Staff Recalled.
  142. Sat 24th Jul, year 1. Afternoon (290 ticks ago)         Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  143. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  144. [m/c] 1,432 allied SAS completely totally and utterly killed 5,427 hostile staff.
  145. [m/c] 5,229,239 allied Riot Police used tear gas and electrified batons, stunning 3,499,027 hostile staff.
  146. [close] 2,206,085 allied Police pulled out their batons and clubbed 1,504,822 hostile staff.
  147. [middle] 482 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 6,386 hostile staff.
  148. [middle] 70,012 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 988,804 allied staff.
  149. [middle] 256,998 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 266,960 allied staff.
  150.  
  151. Stunned: 3,499,027 enemies stunned.
  152. Distracted: 266,960 friendlies distracted.
  153. Disabled: 1,504,822 enemies disabled.
  154. Died: 11,813 enemies dead. 988,804 friendlies dead.
  155.  
  156. Sat 24th Jul, year 1. Noon (291 ticks ago)      Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  157. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  158. [r/m] 1,432 allied SAS completely totally and utterly killed 5,416 hostile staff.
  159. [r/m] 5,229,239 allied Riot Police used tear gas and electrified batons, stunning 3,568,443 hostile staff.
  160. [r/m] 447 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 6,570 hostile staff.
  161. [range] 22,034 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 307,800 allied staff.
  162. [range] 252,142 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 309,529 allied staff.
  163.  
  164. Stunned: 3,568,443 enemies stunned.
  165. Distracted: 309,529 friendlies distracted.
  166. Died: 11,986 enemies dead. 307,800 friendlies dead.
  167.  
  168. Sat 24th Jul, year 1. Morning (292 ticks ago)   Government incoming defences
  169. Helicopters flew in overhead, dropping lines down around our land. Figures dressed in black, faces covered with balaclavas, dropped down the lines, assault rifles strapped to their backs. We couldn't be sure how many SAS there were, but we could see the 7,435,324 Police and Riot Police that also arrived.
  170. Sat 24th Jul, year 1. Morning (292 ticks ago)   Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  171. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  172. [range] 414 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 5,599 hostile staff.
  173.  
  174. Died: 5,599 enemies dead.
  175.  
  176. Fri 23rd Jul, year 1. Noon (297 ticks ago)      Incoming Hostiles
  177. News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 2,857,807 people from Uki [7668] will arrive to attack you.
  178. Fri 23rd Jul, year 1. Morning (298 ticks ago)   Incoming Hostiles
  179. News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 1,519,255 people from Noise [1939] will arrive to attack you.
  180. Wed 21st Jul, year 1. Early hours (312 ticks ago)       Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  181. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  182. [close] 491,778 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 446,887 hostile staff.
  183. [close] 396,962 allied Yob attacked, disabling 583,327 hostile staff.
  184. [close] 978,054 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 2,493,942 hostile staff.
  185. [close] 25,844 hostile Wheelbarrower stole 87 land. [38] tree. [49] bush. [0] flower. [0] grass. [0] uncultivated.
  186.  
  187. Distracted: 446,887 enemies distracted.
  188. Disabled: 3,077,269 enemies disabled.
  189.  
  190. Tue 20th Jul, year 1. Evening (313 ticks ago)   Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  191. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  192. Since there was nobody to fight, and nothing on TV, we spent our time playing leapfrog.
  193.  
  194. Tue 20th Jul, year 1. Afternoon (314 ticks ago)         Unknown
  195. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  196. Tue 20th Jul, year 1. Afternoon (314 ticks ago)         Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  197. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  198. After we found out there was nothing to fight, we got a bit upset. We had a bake-off instead, and now have a wonderful selection of cookies and cakes.
  199.  
  200. Mon 19th Jul, year 1. Afternoon (320 ticks ago)         Unknown
  201. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  202. Mon 19th Jul, year 1. Noon (321 ticks ago)      Incoming Hostiles
  203. News from your sources is that in 6 ticks, 3,550,000 people from Im The Great Captain Usopp [8654] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 35-40% attack range.
  204. Mon 19th Jul, year 1. Early hours (324 ticks ago)       Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  205. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  206. [close] 491,141 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 528,181 hostile staff.
  207. [close] 1,412,893 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,351,098 allied staff.
  208. [close] 389,906 allied Yob attacked, disabling 721,969 hostile staff.
  209. [close] 1,766,045 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 3,238,195 allied staff.
  210. [close] 906,238 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,181,656 hostile staff.
  211. [close] 438,448 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 3,647,504 allied staff.
  212. [close] 1,473 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 146 land. [62] tree. [82] bush. [1] flower. [1] grass. [0] uncultivated.
  213. [close] 1,143 hostile Wheelbarrower stole 11 land. [5] tree. [6] bush. [0] flower. [0] grass. [0] uncultivated.
  214.  
  215. Distracted: 528,181 enemies distracted. 1,351,098 friendlies distracted.
  216. Disabled: 1,903,625 enemies disabled. 3,238,195 friendlies disabled.
  217. Died: 3,647,504 friendlies dead.
  218.  
  219. Sun 18th Jul, year 1. Evening (325 ticks ago)   Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  220. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  221. [middle] 694,910 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 458,340 allied staff.
  222.  
  223. Disabled: 458,340 friendlies disabled.
  224.  
  225. Sun 18th Jul, year 1. Afternoon (326 ticks ago)         Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  226. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  227. [range] 694,910 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 423,779 allied staff.
  228.  
  229. Disabled: 423,779 friendlies disabled.
  230.  
  231. Sun 18th Jul, year 1. Morning (328 ticks ago)   Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  232. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  233. [close] 492,067 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 443,777 hostile staff.
  234. [close] 476,677 allied Yob attacked, disabling 701,738 hostile staff.
  235. [close] 995,672 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,830,155 hostile staff.
  236. [close] 51,178 hostile Officer attacked, killing 79,043 allied staff.
  237. [close] 8,455 hostile Wheelbarrower stole 178 land. [76] tree. [100] bush. [1] flower. [1] grass. [0] uncultivated.
  238.  
  239. Distracted: 443,777 enemies distracted.
  240. Disabled: 2,531,893 enemies disabled.
  241. Died: 79,043 friendlies dead.
  242.  
  243. Sun 18th Jul, year 1. Dawn (329 ticks ago)      Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  244. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  245. [middle] 18,004 allied Automoton attacked, killing 49,752 hostile staff.
  246. [middle] 60,000 hostile Officer attacked, killing 103,866 allied staff.
  247.  
  248. Died: 49,752 enemies dead. 103,866 friendlies dead.
  249.  
  250. Sun 18th Jul, year 1. Early hours (330 ticks ago)       Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  251. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  252. [range] 31,573 allied Automoton attacked, killing 96,673 hostile staff.
  253. [range] 60,000 hostile Officer attacked, killing 110,099 allied staff.
  254.  
  255. Died: 96,673 enemies dead. 110,099 friendlies dead.
  256.  
  257. Sat 17th Jul, year 1. Afternoon (332 ticks ago)         Incoming Hostiles
  258. News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 6,288,429 people from im_fed_up of being_owned [1690] will arrive to attack you.
  259. Sat 17th Jul, year 1. Early hours (336 ticks ago)       Incoming Hostiles
  260. News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 3,181,729 people from Christ [3912] will arrive to attack you.
  261. Sat 17th Jul, year 1. Early hours (336 ticks ago)       Unknown
  262. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  263. Thu 15th Jul, year 1. Evening (343 ticks ago)   Research Complete - Started 80 ticks earlier
  264. You have finished your latest research.
  265. Thu 15th Jul, year 1. Afternoon (344 ticks ago)         Staff Recalled.
  266. Staff Recalled.
  267. Thu 15th Jul, year 1. Morning (346 ticks ago)   Outgoing Hostiles
  268. You sent 1,809,772 employees to attack Uploader of porn [525], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
  269. Mon 5th Jul, year 1. Evening (403 ticks ago)    Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  270. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  271. [close] 492,916 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 439,150 hostile staff.
  272. [close] 473,002 allied Yob attacked, disabling 569,388 hostile staff.
  273. [close] 996,703 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 16,462 hostile staff.
  274.  
  275. Distracted: 439,150 enemies distracted.
  276. Disabled: 585,850 enemies disabled.
  277.  
  278. Mon 5th Jul, year 1. Afternoon (404 ticks ago)  Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  279. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  280. We mobbed a traffic warden who tried to give us a parking ticket, but that's about all that happened.
  281.  
  282. Mon 5th Jul, year 1. Noon (405 ticks ago)       Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  283. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  284. With nothing much happening, we had a game of "Who Dunnit". I still think Duncan did it in the back alley with a baseball bat.
  285.  
  286. Sun 4th Jul, year 1. Morning (412 ticks ago)    Incoming Hostiles
  287. News from your sources is that in 6 ticks, 1,025,000 people from RG45 MelonPoo [1934] will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +1 from: Attacking at 35-40% attack range.
  288. Sun 4th Jul, year 1. Dawn (413 ticks ago)       Attacking Unforeseen Consequences [2423]
  289. Battle Report - Attacking Unforeseen Consequences [2423]
  290. [close] 637,393 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 617,192 allied staff.
  291. [close] 500,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 538,078 hostile staff.
  292. [close] 537,979 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 1,068,945 allied staff.
  293. [close] 456,456 allied Yob attacked, disabling 889,769 hostile staff.
  294. [close] 960,400 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,723,899 hostile staff.
  295. [close] 93,548 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 770,840 allied staff.
  296. [close] 9,193 allied Wheelbarrower stole 132 land. [6] tree. [126] bush. [0] flower. [0] grass. [0] uncultivated.
  297.  
  298. Distracted: 617,192 friendlies distracted. 538,078 enemies distracted.
  299. Disabled: 1,068,945 friendlies disabled. 2,613,668 enemies disabled.
  300. Died: 770,840 friendlies dead.
  301.  
  302. Sun 4th Jul, year 1. Early hours (414 ticks ago)        Attacking Unforeseen Consequences [2423]
  303. Battle Report - Attacking Unforeseen Consequences [2423]
  304. The only injury sustained was when little Henry tripped over and grazed his knee. Otherwise, it was uneventful.
  305.  
  306. Sat 3rd Jul, year 1. Evening (415 ticks ago)    Attacking Unforeseen Consequences [2423]
  307. Battle Report - Attacking Unforeseen Consequences [2423]
  308. We were all preparing for the fight as usual, when Big Tom turned up in a dress. Through sheer shame, we were unable to actually fight.
  309.  
  310. Fri 2nd Jul, year 1. Evening (421 ticks ago)    Outgoing Hostiles
  311. You sent 3,510,000 employees to attack Unforeseen Consequences [2423], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
  312. Fri 2nd Jul, year 1. Evening (421 ticks ago)    Staff Recalled.
  313. Staff Recalled.
  314. Fri 2nd Jul, year 1. Evening (421 ticks ago)    Outgoing Hostiles
  315. You sent 2,510,000 employees to attack Unforeseen Consequences [2423], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
  316. Fri 2nd Jul, year 1. Afternoon (422 ticks ago)  Construction Started - Completed 159 ticks later
  317. You started constructing an item.
  318. Fri 2nd Jul, year 1. Noon (423 ticks ago)       Research Started - Completed 80 ticks later
  319. You started researching an item.
  320. Tue 29th Jun, year 1. Morning (442 ticks ago)   Unknown
  321. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  322. Mon 28th Jun, year 1. Early hours (450 ticks ago)       Research Complete
  323. You have finished your latest research.
  324. Sun 27th Jun, year 1. Morning (454 ticks ago)   Unknown
  325. We were unable to get any specific data on this news.
  326. Sat 19th Jun, year 1. Morning (502 ticks ago)   Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  327. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  328. [close] 500,000 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 457,084 hostile staff.
  329. [close] 500,000 allied Yob attacked, disabling 714,048 hostile staff.
  330. [close] 1,000,000 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 595,749 hostile staff.
  331.  
  332. Distracted: 457,084 enemies distracted.
  333. Disabled: 1,309,797 enemies disabled.
  334.  
  335. Sat 19th Jun, year 1. Dawn (503 ticks ago)      Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  336. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  337. Fortunately we remembered to bring the kettle with us, since we didn't have a lot else to do.
  338.  
  339. Sat 19th Jun, year 1. Early hours (504 ticks ago)       Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  340. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  341. Seeing as there seemed to be nobody else around, we decided to have a few rounds of poker. Unfortunately we only had half a deck of cards.
  342.  
  343. Fri 18th Jun, year 1. Early hours (510 ticks ago)       Incoming Hostiles
  344. News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 1,766,881 people from Nelson's Blood [8] will arrive to attack you.
  345. Mon 14th Jun, year 1. Evening (529 ticks ago)   Attacking B 23 {bot} [1352]
  346. Battle Report - Attacking B 23 {bot} [1352]
  347. [close] 1,480,083 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,142,429 allied staff.
  348. [close] 1,128,471 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 7,038 allied staff.
  349. [close] 110,533 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 520,278 hostile staff.
  350.  
  351. Distracted: 1,142,429 friendlies distracted.
  352. Disabled: 7,038 friendlies disabled. 520,278 enemies disabled.
  353.  
  354. Mon 14th Jun, year 1. Afternoon (530 ticks ago)         Attacking B 23 {bot} [1352]
  355. Battle Report - Attacking B 23 {bot} [1352]
  356. With nobody around to fight, we decided to rebuild the three little pig's houses.
  357.  
  358. Mon 14th Jun, year 1. Noon (531 ticks ago)      Attacking B 23 {bot} [1352]
  359. Battle Report - Attacking B 23 {bot} [1352]
  360. We were all preparing for the fight as usual, when Big Tom turned up in a dress. Through sheer shame, we were unable to actually fight.
  361.  
  362. Sun 13th Jun, year 1. Noon (537 ticks ago)      Outgoing Hostiles
  363. You sent 1,260,000 employees to attack B 23 {bot} [1352], they are set to arrive in 5 ticks.
  364. Fri 11th Jun, year 1. Morning (550 ticks ago)   Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  365. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  366. [close] 487,345 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 164,588 hostile staff.
  367. [close] 500,000 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 507,239 allied staff.
  368. [close] 453,089 allied Yob attacked, disabling 247,820 hostile staff.
  369. [close] 409,460 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 793,296 allied staff.
  370. [close] 720,090 allied Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 354,489 hostile staff.
  371. [close] 69,273 hostile Private attacked, killing 33,619 allied staff.
  372. [close] 79,076 hostile Officer attacked, killing 45,950 allied staff.
  373.  
  374. Distracted: 164,588 enemies distracted. 507,239 friendlies distracted.
  375. Disabled: 602,309 enemies disabled. 793,296 friendlies disabled.
  376. Died: 79,569 friendlies dead.
  377.  
  378. Fri 11th Jun, year 1. Dawn (551 ticks ago)      Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  379. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  380. [middle] 100,000 hostile Officer attacked, killing 91,208 allied staff.
  381.  
  382. Died: 91,208 friendlies dead.
  383.  
  384. Fri 11th Jun, year 1. Early hours (552 ticks ago)       Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  385. Battle Report - Defending USS Enterprise [1335]
  386. [range] 100,000 hostile Officer attacked, killing 94,872 allied staff.
  387.  
  388. Died: 94,872 friendlies dead.
  389.  
  390. Thu 10th Jun, year 1. Early hours (558 ticks ago)       Incoming Hostiles
  391. News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 1,350,000 people from bagrelm [5740] will arrive to attack you.
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