Toe State Chronicles

http://imgur.com/KGOkyGG

if someone served that to me
i'd be very dissapointed and probably leave and talk about how dissapointed i was
after i drink it
but its nice they give you a milk because imagine if ur going to bed
you don't need to wake up and go to tihe fridge for ur morning milk
or EVEN ur EVENING milk
and if u really dont want it you can THROW AWAY the water and coffee
especially in the evening
because if you drink coffee in the evening you KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
have fun getting to sleep! you'll wake up grumpy and annoyed
annoyed that you decided to drink the coffee portion of ur milk cup beverage
then maybe you'll go to work and stub ur toe
and you'll say
'if only i didn't drink that cofee portion of my milk cup beverage'
and then you'll lok down at ur toe and realize it's not ur toe anymore
it's now your toe which has been injured
so now if someone asks you about that specific toe
you have to correct them
and say
'actually it is my toe which has been injured'
and they will apologize and maybe give you another milk cup beverage
but then maybe you're happy about it
is this a bad conclusion?
you get another
but you must simply stub ur toe
and go to bed grumpy
but what if you drink the cofee portion again that night?
what happens then?
who knows
except i do know
and
you'd probably go to sleep anyway because you're just tired from the night before
and then you'll have a dream
and maybe in your dream your toe which has been injured will be back to the original toe state
in this toe state we are happy
we are back to how we feel when we don't have a toe which is injured
and then we wake up
it's kinda like in the matrix if you ask me
ok now i'm actually gonna go get my milk brb
on my journey to the fridge i realized 2 things
1 is that my milk is out of date and i will have to risk drinking it
2 is that the melbourne cafe may hold the key to a happy life
imagine if them feeding us the milk cup drink every day
adn we wake up every day in the ORIGINAL toe state
happy
we would be happy right?
because you can't make the same mistake twice
not if you drink your milk every morning and night
and all it takes is 1 day of the other toe state
wouldn't that be the best way?
i think so
i'd like to visit this cafe
the milk tastes ok
i think i should be ok
would you all like a picture?

~~random sperg in general chat happens~~

now can we please get back on track?
so what if
upon getting back to the original toe state
after our multiple milk cup drinks
http://i.imgur.com/DSHXxJ7.jpg
it becomes the third toe state?
because is our toe ever truly the same after transforming so many times?
i don't think it is
but then is there infinite toestates?
i think there is
toes don't move very far, but they do move
http://i.imgur.com/jRjGfYd.jpg
look
see
my toe is in the secondary toestate
see on the left of the big toe
the secondary toe state
but you ask me
'ots, how did you get into the secondary toe state without going first through the milk cup drink saga?'
well let me enlighten you
when you sit down to trim your toenails
IN the primary toe state
you always make sure to trim in a straight line
this prevents the toenail from growing outwards and forming a kind of toe state i like to call 'the purgatory state'
in this state it grows and it grows
but not in the correct direction
in fact
it moves along a completely new dimension
rather than along the single dimension which is 'up' or 'forward'
this moves to the sides
this dimension doesn't exist in the primary toestate
it cannot
because in the primary toestate there is only one dimension of growth
meaning it HAS to be a different state, butwe've yet to have our milk cup drink haven't we?

~~random sperg in general chat happens~~

so between the first and second states is this purgatory state
which is where we are never happy
our toe longs to transition from the first state
to the second state
and unfortunatley, no amount of milk cup drinks will allow us to move out of this purgatory state
in fact, unless we take matters into our own hands
and correct the destiny of our toenails
ok pause

"user": "U0E2ACBCL"-cutting your toe nails like an animal

"user": "U0V490QAV"-ots
"user": "U0V490QAV"-ingrown toenails are the worst

"user": "U0E2ACBCL"-makes it so you want your toes to be stubbed?

what
where did animals come into this

"user": "U0E2ACBCL"-you said
"user": "U08BZ0BHQ"-there is only the toe
"user": "U08BZ0BHQ"-and the man
"user": "U0V490QAV"-the bad state

the toe is the extention of the man

"user": "U0V490QAV"-the sideways toe state
"user": "U0V490QAV"-is the worst

"user": "U0E2ACBCL"-well if you cut your toenails such that you end up in purgatory

yeah

"user": "U0E2ACBCL"-you acted like a savage

i am no savage
i'm an educated man

"user": "U0V490QAV"-SOMETIMES YOU CAN SQUEEZE THE INGROWN TOENAIL
"user": "U0V490QAV"-AND PUS COMES OUT THO
"user": "U0V490QAV"-SO SATISFYING

"user": "U0E2ACBCL"-actions speak louder than words ots
"user": "U0E2ACBCL"-you claim to be educated

ohhhh
i see

"user": "U0E2ACBCL"-but your toes do not agree with it

yes i'm getting to that

"user": "U0E2ACBCL"-they are pulling you into your primal state


i'm trying to explain how we get ourselves out of the purgatory state
where was i
oh
so the destiny of our toe is altered because of human nature
you see that extra bit of toenail and you just HAVE to cut it
like you said
you're reverting to a primal animal state
yo'uve yet to enjoy a milk cup drink
(and as you all know, animals don't use cups do they?)
and you migth say
'well ots you should just have the willpower to not do that'
BUT
would you forsake your friend were he to tread into the path of oncoming traffic?
if you would
you will never escape the purgatory state
but i'm hear to teach the ones who have the ability to do so

"user": "U0BBF0ZBJ"-so, if i trim my toe nails i will be forever trapped in the primal state and cannot get my milk cup drinks?

no nono
only if you let yourself be trapped
then the milk cup drinks won't help you
you can still enjoy them"
but remember you need to have the drink,  experience the day of discomfort
this is

"user": "U0V490QAV"-wat the fuck is wrong with ur brain bro

nothing
since i began to enlighten you all
i've forgotten how to escape this state
~fin~
i mean
-fin-
*bows*