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Grass' Commission

By: Meowth on Aug 14th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.87 KB  |  views: 113  |  expires: Never
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  1.         Sweet Bro was fucking himself with a dildo when Hella Meff entered the room. Hella Hehh, naturally concerned with the well being of his bro, inquired into Sweet Bro’s actions:
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  3.         “Why are you falling down stairs?” Jella Heff asked.
  4.         “I am having sex with gravity.” Sweet Bro responded.
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  6.         Meanwhile, Geromy was stealing Mella Meff’s car because he is black and that is what black people do. It was all an elaborate set-up that involved Sweet Bro being fucked by a dragon dildo while falling downstairs – anti-Semitic stairs.
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  8.         Sweet Bro confessed all of this to Jeff Hella and asked for help peeling the melting sex toy from his smoking anus. Hella Jeff considered it for a moment and soon figured it was the only just action to take when speaking in terms of a friend. When he removed the cold, glass object, Sweet Bro’s rectum exploded and cockroaches went everywhere.