Tommy the Turtle poem

There once was a turtle named Tommy.

Ruining stories so often like it was his hobby.

He constantly cried and whined.

And did absolutely nothing but get in a bind.

He always had to be bailed out by the blue blur.

But he never learned his lesson and always got served.

Whether it be from betrayal or trickery.

There was just no end to his misery.

Then one day he was crossed paths with The Tyrant.

And this time he couldn't be saved by the Blue Aspirant.

He was then reconstructed. To be a killer.

Too bad he was still nothing but filler.

Everytime he'd rear his face.

The reader would just want to hit it with a mace.

Then one day a Potto came 'round.

And finally the answer to Tommy was found.

Just a bit more suffering and it'd be over.

The time would come where he wouldn't be a pushover.

And when that time came everyone was surprised.

For Tommy the Turtle was unhesitently vaporized.

Some might feel bad for Tommy.

But don't worry, he wanted to kamikaze.

Afterall he was completely worthless.

In a comic ran by Penders, nonetheless.

And that is the end of the tale.

At least that's what we'd like tell.

Penders still runs amok.

Not giving a fuck.

About the intricacies of writing,

and the shamfulness of copyrighting.

We'd all like to forget him and his shitty characters.

But here on /sthg/ people keep posting his twitter.

So as a silly way to ask you kind anons.

Can you please stop fucking bringing it up you peice of fucking shits for gods sakes enough is enough god damnit. I just want to have a fucking thread where we don't get like 5-10 fucking people constantly bitching about Penders. (Actually continue, it's a general, who gives a fuck. Just don't shit up the thread too much.) And let's talk about current canon.