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  1. [05:45] shinerbitch: i broke my booze
  2. [05:46] shinerbitch: gottta bo get more
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  5. [06:11] shinerbitch has joined the room
  6. [06:11] shinerbitch: JI just ploweed down mailboses
  7. [06:11] superkickparty: parties here
  8. [06:11] shinerbitch: mailboxes
  9. [06:11] shinerbitch: fucks
  10. [06:12] random_683: lol
  11. [06:12] random_683: spk
  12. [06:12] shinerbitch: seriously
  13. [06:12] shinerbitch: broke a heart
  14. [06:12] dontcomehome: wat
  15. [06:12] shinerbitch: plowed a yard
  16. [06:12] shinerbitch: mark this year
  17. [06:12] superkickparty: you fucked a mailbox?
  18. [06:12] shinerbitch: and day
  19. [06:12] shinerbitch: several mailvoxes
  20. [06:12] shinerbitch: with my car
  21. [06:12] shinerbitch: fuck
  22. [06:12] shinerbitch: and peolple saw
  23. [06:12] shinerbitch: who know me
  24. [06:13] superkickparty: and youre telling us
  25. [06:13] shinerbitch: thnkfully they are fuck ups
  26. [06:13] shinerbitch: not calling cops
  27. [06:13] shinerbitch: am i going to wake up sober loved ones
  28. [06:13] bobbyv: wtf
  29. [06:13] superkickparty: @shinerbitch i love you
  30. [06:13] shinerbitch: and malboxes needed to be replaed
  31. [06:13] philobeddoe: i hate her personally
  32. [06:14] superkickparty: you come in here like, i just stomped on a baby. but no one called the cops.
  33. [06:14] bobbyv: you're fucktarded
  34. [06:14] shinerbitch: Im going to learn masonry
  35. [06:14] dontcomehome: I dont care about your drama you daft cunt
  36. [06:14] superkickparty: she is one of the most entertaining people in here
  37. [06:14] shinerbitch: cause you have soo much going on
  38. [06:14] dontcomehome: i do.
  39. [06:14] sigz has joined the room
  40. [06:14] shinerbitch: I kicked natty to the curb
  41. [06:14] shinerbitch: if that makes you happy
  42. [06:15] shinerbitch: makes me sad
  43. [06:15] shinerbitch: but he deserves more
  44. [06:15] shinerbitch: i so plowed 3 mailboxes
  45. [06:15] shinerbitch: fuck
  46. [06:15] philobeddoe has stopped broadcasting
  47. [06:15] philobeddoe has left the room
  48. [06:15] shinerbitch: probably the worst night of drunk ever for me
  49. [06:16] shinerbitch: i should drink more
  50. [06:16] superkickparty: probably
  51. [06:16] superkickparty: cheers
  52. [06:16] dontcomehome: no. i'm leaving because you're a piece of shit
  53. [06:16] shinerbitch: I am a pos
  54. [06:17] shinerbitch: i just plowed down mailboxes
  55. [06:17] shinerbitch: buck
  56. [06:17] dontcomehome has stopped broadcasting
  57. [06:17] dontcomehome has left the room
  58. [06:17] shinerbitch: how do you come back from that
  59. [06:18] sigz has left the room
  60. [06:18] superkickparty: pretend it didnt happen and start over tomorrow?
  61. [06:18] superkickparty: thats my go to
  62. [06:18] shinerbitch: i saw people
  63. [06:18] shinerbitch: and talked to them
  64. [06:18] shinerbitch: they knew who i was
  65. [06:18] shinerbitch: we all live at the same place and were like no cops
  66. [06:18] shinerbitch: you fix
  67. [06:19] superkickparty: if they know who you was they know you a crazy bitch
  68. [06:19] superkickparty: no biggie
  69. [06:19] shinerbitch: but my parents live on my block
  70. [06:19] shinerbitch: everyone will here about it
  71. [06:19] superkickparty: lol you took out mailboxes on your own block?
  72. [06:19] shinerbitch: yes
  73. [06:19] superkickparty: hahaha
  74. [06:19] superkickparty: nvm you fucked
  75. [06:19] shinerbitch: that have been good for 49 years
  76. [06:20] shinerbitch: they needed to be replaced
  77. [06:20] shinerbitch: i was jamming
  78. [06:20] shinerbitch: and cruising
  79. [06:20] superkickparty: extreme shiner home makerover
  80. [06:21] shinerbitch: my husband is going to be so pissed
  81. [06:21] shinerbitch: I am so pisssed
  82. [06:21] superkickparty: hes probably used to it
  83. [06:21] shinerbitch: I want to relax today
  84. [06:21] shinerbitch: now I gotta replace mailboxes
  85. [06:21] superkickparty: you dont gotta replace shit
  86. [06:22] shinerbitch: where we gonna get our mail?
  87. [06:22] superkickparty: you just gotta dye your hair and move
  88. [06:22] shinerbitch: I have to put something up
  89. [06:22] superkickparty: YOU TOOK OUT YOUR OWN MAILBOX TOO??
  90. [06:22] shinerbitch: Ive lived here for 25 years I aint no flake
  91. [06:22] shinerbitch: yes myown to
  92. [06:22] bobbyv: I can't.
  93. [06:22] bobbyv: I just can't.
  94. [06:23] superkickparty: so there is like a trail of busted mailboxes leading to your house?
  95. [06:23] superkickparty: like breadcrumbs
  96. [06:23] superkickparty: but busted ass mailboxes
  97. [06:23] shinerbitch: yes
  98. [06:23] superkickparty: lolllll
  99. [06:23] superkickparty: you da best
  100. [06:23] shinerbitch: and my drunk ass at the end
  101. [06:24] shinerbitch: lets go look
  102. [06:24] superkickparty: oh yes
  103. [06:24] superkickparty: its prolly too dark
  104. [06:24] superkickparty: but i hope i can see this carnage
  105. [06:25] shinerbitch has stopped broadcasting
  106. [06:25] superkickparty: annnnnd there goes here wifi
  107. [06:25] superkickparty: god shes dumb
  108. [06:25] shinerbitch: cops
  109. [06:25] superkickparty: hahahah
  110. [06:25] superkickparty: hahahhaha
  111. [06:25] shinerbitch: dum enough to dtay away from them
  112. [06:26] shinerbitch is now broadcasting
  113. [06:26] superkickparty: how many cops?
  114. [06:26] shinerbitch: fuck one car
  115. [06:26] shinerbitch: from whta I can see
  116. [06:26] shinerbitch: my neighbors will be cool
  117. [06:26] superkickparty: you gotta a garage?
  118. [06:26] shinerbitch: nope
  119. [06:26] shinerbitch: i fixed major damage on the car
  120. [06:27] shinerbitch: before parking it
  121. [06:27] superkickparty: "major" damage
  122. [06:27] shinerbitch: i picked up the dragging parts
  123. [06:27] superkickparty: there is still probably evidence of it considering you have a trail of busted mailboxes leading to your house
  124. [06:27] shinerbitch: better to ask for forgiveness at this point
  125. [06:27] superkickparty: you gotta tarp or something?
  126. [06:27] superkickparty: i mean yeah
  127. [06:28] shinerbitch: they have to come to my house and talk tomy husband
  128. [06:28] superkickparty: the cops are knocking on your door tommorow
  129. [06:28] superkickparty: maybe monday
  130. [06:28] shinerbitch: nope they are at the scene
  131. [06:28] shinerbitch: but we aer out of the city
  132. [06:28] shinerbitch: and my neighbors know what went down and ill fix it
  133. [06:28] superkickparty: yeah but they gunna put everything together
  134. [06:28] shinerbitch: cops at my house
  135. [06:28] superkickparty: hahahah
  136. [06:28] bobbyv is now broadcasting
  137. [06:28] superkickparty: THIS
  138. [06:28] superkickparty: IS
  139. [06:28] bobbyv: I paused my game
  140. [06:28] superkickparty: SO
  141. [06:29] superkickparty: GOOD
  142. [06:29] bobbyv: is there fucking popcorn?
  143. [06:29] superkickparty: bobby
  144. [06:29] bobbyv: I been reading along
  145. [06:29] bobbyv: I just couldn't talk. It was too retarded.
  146. [06:29] superkickparty: she bout to go to jail
  147. [06:29] bobbyv: I know
  148. [06:30] bobbyv: how she talking all nonchalant about it?
  149. [06:30] bobbyv: no biggie, just knocked down 3 fucking mailboxes and fucked up my car.
  150. [06:30] superkickparty: lol have you ever talked to her
  151. [06:30] superkickparty: bitch is cray
  152. [06:30] superkickparty: like cray x 1000
  153. [06:30] bobbyv: I generally avoid her
  154. [06:30] superkickparty: ilove her
  155. [06:30] bobbyv: because I've gathered that much
  156. [06:30] superkickparty: its amazing everytime she comes around
  157. [06:30] superkickparty: like i would never let her into my house
  158. [06:30] superkickparty: but i love her
  159. [06:31] bobbyv: THIS NEEDS TO BE TOPIC
  160. [06:31] bobbyv: [06:28] shinerbitch: cops at my house
  161. [06:31] bobbyv: do you think she answered the door or woke up her husband?
  162. [06:31] bobbyv: maybe ran out the back?
  163. [06:32] superkickparty: hahaha i dunno
  164. [06:32] bobbyv: she in the woods now
  165. [06:32] superkickparty: she just went out front with a webcamming laptop
  166. [06:32] superkickparty: and then the cops saw here
  167. [06:32] superkickparty: and she ran inside
  168. [06:32] bobbyv: damn I must've been smoking when that happened
  169. [06:32] superkickparty: yeah she went to go check the damage
  170. [06:33] superkickparty: and was like OH SHIT THE FUZZ
  171. [06:33] superkickparty: cammed down and ran back inside
  172. [06:33] bobbyv: I saw the fucking flashin lights on her cam
  173. [06:33] superkickparty: hahaha
  174. [06:33] bobbyv: she do stupid shit like daily
  175. [06:34] bobbyv: but I think this is going to take the cake
  176. [06:34] superkickparty: its amazing
  177. [06:34] bobbyv: I'm genuinely sad more of chat isn't here to have witnessed it
  178. [06:34] superkickparty: I KNOW
  179. [06:34] bobbyv has stopped broadcasting
  180. [06:34] goddamnferret has joined the room
  181. [06:35] superkickparty: @goddamnferret HEY
  182. [06:35] bobbyv: altho she might've gotten kicked/banned if any mods were here. and then we wouldn't have watched it unfold.
  183. [06:35] goddamnferret: Mmmm
  184. [06:36] superkickparty: shiner is getting arrrested right now
  185. [06:36] goddamnferret: Chasing vodka with water
  186. [06:36] superkickparty: 10/10
  187. [06:36] goddamnferret: Hahaa
  188. [06:36] bobbyv: maybe she just gone pop back up like nothing happened?
  189. [06:36] goddamnferret: What did she do this time?
  190. [06:36] bobbyv: [06:28] shinerbitch: cops at my house
  191. [06:36] superkickparty: its amazing
  192. [06:36] toxinn has joined the room
  193. [06:36] bobbyv: I mean holy shit
  194. [06:36] goddamnferret: That was an hour ago
  195. [06:36] superkickparty: left a trail of ran over mailboxed leading to her driveway
  196. [06:36] goddamnferret: By this point they've carted her off
  197. [06:36] bobbyv: how many cas been arrested on cam?
  198. [06:36] superkickparty: including her own
  199. [06:36] bobbyv: no it was 7 minutes ago @goddamnferret
  200. [06:36] goddamnferret: Hahahahaha
  201. [06:36] superkickparty: different times zones
  202. [06:36] l3ushwig: lmao
  203. [06:36] goddamnferret: So she's getting busted for running over a mailbox and DUI?
  204. [06:36] superkickparty: a mailbox?
  205. [06:36] bobbyv: no doubt
  206. [06:36] goddamnferret: Man
  207. [06:36] goddamnferret: You people
  208. [06:36] toxinn: what did i come back to?
  209. [06:36] [cachat]: do you really have to ask?
  210. [06:36] bobbyv: like 3
  211. [06:36] goddamnferret: <3
  212. [06:36] superkickparty: like 3-4 im thinking
  213. [06:37] bobbyv: I gotta grab this chat log
  214. [06:37] superkickparty: @toxinn SHINER keepin it shiner
  215. [06:37] toxinn: nough said...
  216. [06:38] sigz has joined the room
  217. [06:38] toxinn: damn it's early
  218. [06:38] superkickparty: OH SHIT
  219. [06:38] superkickparty: we got lights on her cam
  220. [06:38] bobbyv: wtf
  221. [06:38] shinerbitch: fi made it
  222. [06:38] sigz: tox you piece of shit
  223. [06:38] toxinn: gonna head to the boat soon
  224. [06:38] shinerbitch: thank t=god for being white
  225. [06:38] superkickparty: how are you not in jail
  226. [06:38] toxinn: sigz i swear to christ...
  227. [06:38] shinerbitch: and kinda rich
  228. [06:38] bobbyv: how you not in jail
  229. [06:38] shinerbitch: white
  230. [06:38] goddamnferret: Cuz white
  231. [06:38] shinerbitch: lives
  232. [06:39] goddamnferret: and tits
  233. [06:39] goddamnferret: /r/pussypass
  234. [06:39] shinerbitch: I will show the aftermath
  235. [06:39] shinerbitch: I khid
  236. [06:39] shinerbitch: I hid
  237. [06:39] shinerbitch: Im not just white
  238. [06:39] shinerbitch: Im smart
  239. [06:39] goddamnferret: Man, you look like you just hit a mailbox and parked on the lawn
  240. [06:39] bobbyv: I'm disappointed in american law enforcement
  241. [06:39] superkickparty: "smart"
  242. [06:39] toxinn: no, you're jsut white
  243. [06:39] goddamnferret: You look right up porked
  244. [06:39] bobbyv: lolol tox
  245. [06:39] superkickparty: @bobbyv who is protecting us
  246. [06:39] sigz: wait what happened
  247. [06:39] bobbyv: THINK OF THE CHILDREN
  248. [06:39] bobbyv: they could've been in those mailboxes
  249. [06:39] toxinn: the chillens
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