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- [05:45] shinerbitch: i broke my booze
- [05:46] shinerbitch: gottta bo get more
- [06:11] shinerbitch has joined the room
- [06:11] shinerbitch: JI just ploweed down mailboses
- [06:11] superkickparty: parties here
- [06:11] shinerbitch: mailboxes
- [06:11] shinerbitch: fucks
- [06:12] random_683: lol
- [06:12] random_683: spk
- [06:12] shinerbitch: seriously
- [06:12] shinerbitch: broke a heart
- [06:12] dontcomehome: wat
- [06:12] shinerbitch: plowed a yard
- [06:12] shinerbitch: mark this year
- [06:12] superkickparty: you fucked a mailbox?
- [06:12] shinerbitch: and day
- [06:12] shinerbitch: several mailvoxes
- [06:12] shinerbitch: with my car
- [06:12] shinerbitch: fuck
- [06:12] shinerbitch: and peolple saw
- [06:12] shinerbitch: who know me
- [06:13] superkickparty: and youre telling us
- [06:13] shinerbitch: thnkfully they are fuck ups
- [06:13] shinerbitch: not calling cops
- [06:13] shinerbitch: am i going to wake up sober loved ones
- [06:13] bobbyv: wtf
- [06:13] superkickparty: @shinerbitch i love you
- [06:13] shinerbitch: and malboxes needed to be replaed
- [06:13] philobeddoe: i hate her personally
- [06:14] superkickparty: you come in here like, i just stomped on a baby. but no one called the cops.
- [06:14] bobbyv: you're fucktarded
- [06:14] shinerbitch: Im going to learn masonry
- [06:14] dontcomehome: I dont care about your drama you daft cunt
- [06:14] superkickparty: she is one of the most entertaining people in here
- [06:14] shinerbitch: cause you have soo much going on
- [06:14] dontcomehome: i do.
- [06:14] sigz has joined the room
- [06:14] shinerbitch: I kicked natty to the curb
- [06:14] shinerbitch: if that makes you happy
- [06:15] shinerbitch: makes me sad
- [06:15] shinerbitch: but he deserves more
- [06:15] shinerbitch: i so plowed 3 mailboxes
- [06:15] shinerbitch: fuck
- [06:15] philobeddoe has stopped broadcasting
- [06:15] philobeddoe has left the room
- [06:15] shinerbitch: probably the worst night of drunk ever for me
- [06:16] shinerbitch: i should drink more
- [06:16] superkickparty: probably
- [06:16] superkickparty: cheers
- [06:16] dontcomehome: no. i'm leaving because you're a piece of shit
- [06:16] shinerbitch: I am a pos
- [06:17] shinerbitch: i just plowed down mailboxes
- [06:17] shinerbitch: buck
- [06:17] dontcomehome has stopped broadcasting
- [06:17] dontcomehome has left the room
- [06:17] shinerbitch: how do you come back from that
- [06:18] sigz has left the room
- [06:18] superkickparty: pretend it didnt happen and start over tomorrow?
- [06:18] superkickparty: thats my go to
- [06:18] shinerbitch: i saw people
- [06:18] shinerbitch: and talked to them
- [06:18] shinerbitch: they knew who i was
- [06:18] shinerbitch: we all live at the same place and were like no cops
- [06:18] shinerbitch: you fix
- [06:19] superkickparty: if they know who you was they know you a crazy bitch
- [06:19] superkickparty: no biggie
- [06:19] shinerbitch: but my parents live on my block
- [06:19] shinerbitch: everyone will here about it
- [06:19] superkickparty: lol you took out mailboxes on your own block?
- [06:19] shinerbitch: yes
- [06:19] superkickparty: hahaha
- [06:19] superkickparty: nvm you fucked
- [06:19] shinerbitch: that have been good for 49 years
- [06:20] shinerbitch: they needed to be replaced
- [06:20] shinerbitch: i was jamming
- [06:20] shinerbitch: and cruising
- [06:20] superkickparty: extreme shiner home makerover
- [06:21] shinerbitch: my husband is going to be so pissed
- [06:21] shinerbitch: I am so pisssed
- [06:21] superkickparty: hes probably used to it
- [06:21] shinerbitch: I want to relax today
- [06:21] shinerbitch: now I gotta replace mailboxes
- [06:21] superkickparty: you dont gotta replace shit
- [06:22] shinerbitch: where we gonna get our mail?
- [06:22] superkickparty: you just gotta dye your hair and move
- [06:22] shinerbitch: I have to put something up
- [06:22] superkickparty: YOU TOOK OUT YOUR OWN MAILBOX TOO??
- [06:22] shinerbitch: Ive lived here for 25 years I aint no flake
- [06:22] shinerbitch: yes myown to
- [06:22] bobbyv: I can't.
- [06:22] bobbyv: I just can't.
- [06:23] superkickparty: so there is like a trail of busted mailboxes leading to your house?
- [06:23] superkickparty: like breadcrumbs
- [06:23] superkickparty: but busted ass mailboxes
- [06:23] shinerbitch: yes
- [06:23] superkickparty: lolllll
- [06:23] superkickparty: you da best
- [06:23] shinerbitch: and my drunk ass at the end
- [06:24] shinerbitch: lets go look
- [06:24] superkickparty: oh yes
- [06:24] superkickparty: its prolly too dark
- [06:24] superkickparty: but i hope i can see this carnage
- [06:25] shinerbitch has stopped broadcasting
- [06:25] superkickparty: annnnnd there goes here wifi
- [06:25] superkickparty: god shes dumb
- [06:25] shinerbitch: cops
- [06:25] superkickparty: hahahah
- [06:25] superkickparty: hahahhaha
- [06:25] shinerbitch: dum enough to dtay away from them
- [06:26] shinerbitch is now broadcasting
- [06:26] superkickparty: how many cops?
- [06:26] shinerbitch: fuck one car
- [06:26] shinerbitch: from whta I can see
- [06:26] shinerbitch: my neighbors will be cool
- [06:26] superkickparty: you gotta a garage?
- [06:26] shinerbitch: nope
- [06:26] shinerbitch: i fixed major damage on the car
- [06:27] shinerbitch: before parking it
- [06:27] superkickparty: "major" damage
- [06:27] shinerbitch: i picked up the dragging parts
- [06:27] superkickparty: there is still probably evidence of it considering you have a trail of busted mailboxes leading to your house
- [06:27] shinerbitch: better to ask for forgiveness at this point
- [06:27] superkickparty: you gotta tarp or something?
- [06:27] superkickparty: i mean yeah
- [06:28] shinerbitch: they have to come to my house and talk tomy husband
- [06:28] superkickparty: the cops are knocking on your door tommorow
- [06:28] superkickparty: maybe monday
- [06:28] shinerbitch: nope they are at the scene
- [06:28] shinerbitch: but we aer out of the city
- [06:28] shinerbitch: and my neighbors know what went down and ill fix it
- [06:28] superkickparty: yeah but they gunna put everything together
- [06:28] shinerbitch: cops at my house
- [06:28] superkickparty: hahahah
- [06:28] bobbyv is now broadcasting
- [06:28] superkickparty: THIS
- [06:28] superkickparty: IS
- [06:28] bobbyv: I paused my game
- [06:28] superkickparty: SO
- [06:29] superkickparty: GOOD
- [06:29] bobbyv: is there fucking popcorn?
- [06:29] superkickparty: bobby
- [06:29] bobbyv: I been reading along
- [06:29] bobbyv: I just couldn't talk. It was too retarded.
- [06:29] superkickparty: she bout to go to jail
- [06:29] bobbyv: I know
- [06:30] bobbyv: how she talking all nonchalant about it?
- [06:30] bobbyv: no biggie, just knocked down 3 fucking mailboxes and fucked up my car.
- [06:30] superkickparty: lol have you ever talked to her
- [06:30] superkickparty: bitch is cray
- [06:30] superkickparty: like cray x 1000
- [06:30] bobbyv: I generally avoid her
- [06:30] superkickparty: ilove her
- [06:30] bobbyv: because I've gathered that much
- [06:30] superkickparty: its amazing everytime she comes around
- [06:30] superkickparty: like i would never let her into my house
- [06:30] superkickparty: but i love her
- [06:31] bobbyv: THIS NEEDS TO BE TOPIC
- [06:31] bobbyv: [06:28] shinerbitch: cops at my house
- [06:31] bobbyv: do you think she answered the door or woke up her husband?
- [06:31] bobbyv: maybe ran out the back?
- [06:32] superkickparty: hahaha i dunno
- [06:32] bobbyv: she in the woods now
- [06:32] superkickparty: she just went out front with a webcamming laptop
- [06:32] superkickparty: and then the cops saw here
- [06:32] superkickparty: and she ran inside
- [06:32] bobbyv: damn I must've been smoking when that happened
- [06:32] superkickparty: yeah she went to go check the damage
- [06:33] superkickparty: and was like OH SHIT THE FUZZ
- [06:33] superkickparty: cammed down and ran back inside
- [06:33] bobbyv: I saw the fucking flashin lights on her cam
- [06:33] superkickparty: hahaha
- [06:33] bobbyv: she do stupid shit like daily
- [06:34] bobbyv: but I think this is going to take the cake
- [06:34] superkickparty: its amazing
- [06:34] bobbyv: I'm genuinely sad more of chat isn't here to have witnessed it
- [06:34] superkickparty: I KNOW
- [06:34] bobbyv has stopped broadcasting
- [06:34] goddamnferret has joined the room
- [06:35] superkickparty: @goddamnferret HEY
- [06:35] bobbyv: altho she might've gotten kicked/banned if any mods were here. and then we wouldn't have watched it unfold.
- [06:35] goddamnferret: Mmmm
- [06:36] superkickparty: shiner is getting arrrested right now
- [06:36] goddamnferret: Chasing vodka with water
- [06:36] superkickparty: 10/10
- [06:36] goddamnferret: Hahaa
- [06:36] bobbyv: maybe she just gone pop back up like nothing happened?
- [06:36] goddamnferret: What did she do this time?
- [06:36] bobbyv: [06:28] shinerbitch: cops at my house
- [06:36] superkickparty: its amazing
- [06:36] toxinn has joined the room
- [06:36] bobbyv: I mean holy shit
- [06:36] goddamnferret: That was an hour ago
- [06:36] superkickparty: left a trail of ran over mailboxed leading to her driveway
- [06:36] goddamnferret: By this point they've carted her off
- [06:36] bobbyv: how many cas been arrested on cam?
- [06:36] superkickparty: including her own
- [06:36] bobbyv: no it was 7 minutes ago @goddamnferret
- [06:36] goddamnferret: Hahahahaha
- [06:36] superkickparty: different times zones
- [06:36] l3ushwig: lmao
- [06:36] goddamnferret: So she's getting busted for running over a mailbox and DUI?
- [06:36] superkickparty: a mailbox?
- [06:36] bobbyv: no doubt
- [06:36] goddamnferret: Man
- [06:36] goddamnferret: You people
- [06:36] toxinn: what did i come back to?
- [06:36] [cachat]: do you really have to ask?
- [06:36] bobbyv: like 3
- [06:36] goddamnferret: <3
- [06:36] superkickparty: like 3-4 im thinking
- [06:37] bobbyv: I gotta grab this chat log
- [06:37] superkickparty: @toxinn SHINER keepin it shiner
- [06:37] toxinn: nough said...
- [06:38] sigz has joined the room
- [06:38] toxinn: damn it's early
- [06:38] superkickparty: OH SHIT
- [06:38] superkickparty: we got lights on her cam
- [06:38] bobbyv: wtf
- [06:38] shinerbitch: fi made it
- [06:38] sigz: tox you piece of shit
- [06:38] toxinn: gonna head to the boat soon
- [06:38] shinerbitch: thank t=god for being white
- [06:38] superkickparty: how are you not in jail
- [06:38] toxinn: sigz i swear to christ...
- [06:38] shinerbitch: and kinda rich
- [06:38] bobbyv: how you not in jail
- [06:38] shinerbitch: white
- [06:38] goddamnferret: Cuz white
- [06:38] shinerbitch: lives
- [06:39] goddamnferret: and tits
- [06:39] goddamnferret: /r/pussypass
- [06:39] shinerbitch: I will show the aftermath
- [06:39] shinerbitch: I khid
- [06:39] shinerbitch: I hid
- [06:39] shinerbitch: Im not just white
- [06:39] shinerbitch: Im smart
- [06:39] goddamnferret: Man, you look like you just hit a mailbox and parked on the lawn
- [06:39] bobbyv: I'm disappointed in american law enforcement
- [06:39] superkickparty: "smart"
- [06:39] toxinn: no, you're jsut white
- [06:39] goddamnferret: You look right up porked
- [06:39] bobbyv: lolol tox
- [06:39] superkickparty: @bobbyv who is protecting us
- [06:39] sigz: wait what happened
- [06:39] bobbyv: THINK OF THE CHILDREN
- [06:39] bobbyv: they could've been in those mailboxes
- [06:39] toxinn: the chillens
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