Huge guts punding on huger guts

[01:31am] Mons: Damien will be handling you here blax... Oh shit it's the fat kid from the soccer game.
[01:32am] • Corinne finishes fastening on her boxing gloves and gets ready for the start.
[01:33am] Ali joined the chat room.
[01:33am] DamienLunas is now known as Daigoro.
[01:34am] Daigoro: "A bit different... wish they'd let us choose how to fight." he says, putting on the gloves.
[01:34am] Daigoro: "But I guess you wouldn't really stand a chance if this was chess sumo! Hahaha!"
[01:35am] Corinne: "Hm. Maybe. But this isn't chess Sumo. So let's go."
[01:37am] Daigoro: "Guess so... uh, good luck! May the best one win and all."
[01:38am] Daigoro: He lines up and waits for the signal
[01:38am] Mons: Make your game if you aren't gonna handwave :B
[01:38am] Corinne: (wat)
[01:39am] Mons: look in academy both of you
[01:39am] Daigoro: (well I'm pretty terrible at chess.)
[01:39am] Mons: So handwave is fine but ha
[01:40am] Corinne: (It starts with combat, right? :V)
[01:41am] Daigoro: (yeah)
[01:41am] Daigoro: (Dex and speed?)
[01:41am] Mons: Well ideally to save time you'd combat and play chess all at once OOC, but I figure you can just handwave, roll int after every round
[01:41am] Corinne: (But I have a shitty int :V)
[01:42am] Mons: Well so does he
[01:42am] Daigoro: (So really it'll probably come down to the fighting)
[01:42am] Daigoro: (I think they're both going to end up being too inept to finish it before one of them is ko'ed :B)
[01:42am] Daigoro: (anyway dex and speed?)
[01:43am] Corinne: (...we're doing this with pokemon too?)
[01:43am] Daigoro: (Yeah, both of you fight)
[01:44am] Corinne: (Okay. 23 Dex, 5 Speed)
[01:46am] Topic changed to "Corinne 23, Daigoro 16 | Yoko 13, ??? 5" by Daigoro.
[01:46am] Daigoro: Daigoro sends out his Mienfoo!
[01:46am] Daigoro: 1d20 fake out on corrine!
[01:46am] DiceMaid-9001: Daigoro, fake out on corrine!: 7 [1d20=7]
[01:46am] Corinne: (It's Aniki, a Hariyama)
[01:46am] Daigoro: that's ac 2... so you have 6 eva and that misses.
[01:47am] Topic changed to "Corinne 23, Daigoro 16 | Yoko 13, Aniki 5" by Daigoro.
[01:47am] Corinne: (wait, so which one attacked me there?)
[01:47am] Daigoro: Oh, The Mienfoo.
[01:47am] Daigoro: I don't think trainers can get fake out.
[01:48am] Corinne: 1d20 Fighting-Type Nerve-strike fist attack on the mienfoo
[01:48am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, Fighting-Type Nerve-strike fist attack on the mienfoo: 1 [1d20=1]
[01:48am] Corinne: (Ugh)
[01:49am] Daigoro: "All right, let's see what you're made of!"
[01:49am] Corinne: (I don't add any plusses to hit, right? Ugh)
[01:49am] Daigoro: He charges into Aniki with a slam!
[01:49am] Daigoro: 1d20 you do not, and even if you did a nat 1 is always a miss
[01:49am] DiceMaid-9001: Daigoro, you do not, and even if you did a nat 1 is always a miss: 6 [1d20=6]
[01:50am] Daigoro: slam is...
[01:50am] Daigoro: yeah that'll miss
[01:51am] Daigoro: Yoko moved so aniki's turn
[01:51am] Corinne: (Can he use vital throw on Daigoro?)
[01:51am] Daigoro: yes he can!
[01:52am] Corinne: 3d8+10+4+20 Okay then. Hope I'm doing this right.
[01:52am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, Okay then. Hope I'm doing this right.: 48 [3d8=7,2,5]
[01:53am] Daigoro: That looks right
[01:53am] castfromhp: (you should always roll the accuracy anyway even if it's no-miss. in case you get a crit)
[01:54am] Daigoro: Aniki stops his slam and throws him hard against the canvas. "Oof... guess I can't take you lightly."
[01:55am] Corinne: (So now we do an int test, or what? :V)
[01:55am] Daigoro: (yeah when do they happen exactly mons)
[01:55am] Mons: after every round i guess
[01:55am] Daigoro: 1d20-4
[01:55am] DiceMaid-9001: Daigoro, 1d20-4: 0 [1d20=4]
[01:55am] • Daigoro forgets how the horsies move.
[01:55am] Corinne: 1d20-4
[01:55am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 1d20-4: 12 [1d20=16]
[01:55am] Mons: i'm gonna say if someone gets like 20 total points ahead, adding all their tests together they win chess
[01:56am] • Corinne played chess a lot with her dad. She lost a lot, but oh well.
[01:56am] Daigoro: Back to the fighting!
[01:56am] Daigoro: Corinne's turn again
[01:56am] • Corinne moves in with another crippling punch against Daigoro's Mienfoo.
[01:56am] Corinne: 1d20 Nerve Strike Fighting damage please hit ;_;
[01:56am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, Nerve Strike Fighting damage please hit: 7 [1d20=7]
[01:56am] Corinne: (AC 2, so...)
[01:57am] Daigoro: That hits
[01:57am] Daigoro: But!
[01:57am] Daigoro: The Mienfoo somehow slips out of your strike
[01:57am] Daigoro: Detect.
[01:58am] Corinne: (There goes the only hit she'll get this whole time ;_;)
[01:58am] Daigoro: He tries a wild tackle against Aniki with a "Dosukoi!"
[01:59am] Daigoro: 1d20 double edge on aniki
[01:59am] DiceMaid-9001: Daigoro, double edge on aniki: 13 [1d20=13]
[01:59am] Corinne: (Can I use Counter?)
[01:59am] Daigoro: (if you survive it)
[01:59am] Corinne: (Well, let's see)
[02:00am] Daigoro: 5d12+18+7+10
[02:00am] DiceMaid-9001: Daigoro, 5d12+18+7+10: 68 [5d12=12,12,3,1,5]
[02:00am] Daigoro: and...
[02:00am] Daigoro: 1d6 push damage to him and corinne, since they're kind of stuck in a small ring
[02:00am] DiceMaid-9001: Daigoro, push damage to him and corinne, since they're kind of stuck in a small ring: 3 [1d6=3]
[02:00am] Corinne: (Well, he's still up)
[02:01am] Daigoro: He took how much damage?
[02:01am] Corinne: (Well, 58. 61 if you count the push)
[02:02am] Daigoro: so he takes 20 in recoil
[02:03am] Corinne: (And then counter)
[02:04am] Daigoro: Daigoro's charge ends up getting reveresd on him, making it hurt him a LOT worse than he hurt aniki
[02:05am] Daigoro: 1d20-4 chess again
[02:05am] DiceMaid-9001: Daigoro, chess again: 10 [1d20=14]
[02:05am] Corinne: 1d20-4
[02:05am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 1d20-4: 9 [1d20=13]
[02:05am] Daigoro: He manages to hold his position it seems
[02:05am] Daigoro: but he's certainly worn down from that last attack.
[02:05am] Daigoro: Corinne's turn again
[02:06am] • Corinne gives up on trying to hit the quick pokemon, and attacks Daigoro instead!
[02:06am] Corinne: 1d20 ac 2, Close Combat
[02:06am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, ac 2, Close Combat: 6 [1d20=6]
[02:07am] Corinne: (That hit?)
[02:08am] Daigoro: Suddenly, Daigoro performs some fancy footwork that belies his size, getting in close to corrine and throwing off her technique so that it harmlessly slams into his wall of muscle
[02:08am] Daigoro: Detect~
[02:08am] Corinne: (wait how does he have detect ;_;)
[02:08am] Daigoro: (Athelete)
[02:08am] Daigoro: (athlete*)
[02:09am] Corinne: (Ugh. Okay)
[02:09am] Daigoro: So Yoko's turn
[02:09am] Daigoro: She tries to finish off aniki
[02:09am] Daigoro: 1d20 pound
[02:09am] DiceMaid-9001: Daigoro, pound: 1 [1d20=1]
[02:10am] Daigoro: boink. She seems to have trouble moving him with her strikes too.
[02:10am] Daigoro: Aniki's turn
[02:10am] Corinne: 1d20 Karate Chop on Daigoro
[02:10am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, Karate Chop on Daigoro: 10 [1d20=10]
[02:10am] Daigoro: hit
[02:10am] Corinne: 2d8+6+20+4
[02:10am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 2d8+6+20+4: 43 [2d8=6,7]
[02:11am] Daigoro: He stumbles a bit, almost falling... but regains his balance just before the bell signals to play some more chess
[02:11am] Daigoro: 1d20-4
[02:11am] DiceMaid-9001: Daigoro, 1d20-4: 14 [1d20=18]
[02:11am] Corinne: 1d20+4
[02:11am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 1d20+4: 18 [1d20=14]
[02:11am] Corinne: (Oops. Should be 10)
[02:11am] Daigoro: Corrine maintains her edge both in and out of the ring!
[02:12am] Daigoro: oh, or not
[02:12am] Corinne: (Still ahead, though)
[02:12am] Daigoro: but she's still got one heck of an edge in the ring.
[02:12am] Plutonis_ joined the chat room.
[02:12am] Daigoro: So, Corrine's turn
[02:13am] Corinne: 1d20 AC 3 Hi Jump Kick on Daigoro :|
[02:13am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, AC 3 Hi Jump Kick on Daigoro :|: 19 [1d20=19]
[02:13am] Daigoro: 1d20 oh god intereceeeept
[02:13am] DiceMaid-9001: Daigoro, oh god intereceeeept: 5 [1d20=5]
[02:13am] Daigoro: nope.
[02:13am] Ali left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[02:13am] Plutonis_ is now known as Ali.
[02:13am] Corinne: (Nope on what?)
[02:13am] Daigoro: nope on intercept
[02:13am] Daigoro: Describe your finishing blow :B
[02:13am] Corinne: 5d12+22+12+10
[02:13am] DiceMaid-9001: Corinne, 5d12+22+12+10: 89 [5d12=12,7,4,11,11]
[02:15am] • Corinne grits her teeth. Although Aniki is holding up, she can tell he's been wounded. Deciding to end the battle in one blow, she charges at Daigoro and performs a devestating kick, her knowledge of Martial Arts doing her well as it connects with Daigoro's head.
[02:17am] Daigoro: Daigoro tilts slightly... then topples over, shaking the entire ring with the force as he falls and the gong sounds, the referee declaring victory by Knockout for Corrine!
[02:20am] • Corinne smiles. She looks over at Aniki and says "Great job.", before returning him to his pokeball.
[02:21am] Daigoro: Daigoro is woken up quickly, standing up and bowing, "Good match. Looks like your pokemon's sumo was a lot better than mine!"
[02:22am] Mons: Let's see
[02:22am] Mons: How badly was Daigoro stomped
[02:22am] Daigoro: He was doing okay until that double edge + counter did like 100 or so damage to him.
[02:22am] Mons: And in terms of chess, was corinne's lead massive or
[02:22am] Corinne: 31 vs 24 in my favor
[02:23am] Mons: hmmm
[02:23am] Daigoro: He did manage to piss her off by making her wiff that close combat though :3c
[02:23am] Daigoro: because detect is fun.
[02:29am] Daigoro: So corinne, Daigoro extends a hand for you to shake
[02:29am] • Corinne nods and shakes his hand. He did a decent job too, afterall
[02:30am] Daigoro: "So uh, I was wondering..."
[02:31am] Daigoro: "Back where I come from there aren't actually any Makuhita, so I never got a chance to catch one."
[02:31am] Daigoro: "If you know a good breeder, maybe we could try to breed your Aniki and my Yoko together?"
[02:31am] Corinne: (Be right back, sorry)
[02:31am] Daigoro: "And if it's a Mienfoo, maybe you could keep the egg... what do you think of that?"
[02:37am] Mons: !dm9001 leave #meatwalls
[02:37am] DiceMaid-9001 left the chat room.
[02:37am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, sorry, boss! Leaving channel #meatwalls!
[02:40am] • Corinne thinks for a moment. "Well...I wouldn't mind. But it's up to Aniki to decide that sort of thing, not me."
[02:40am] Mons: Aniki, having now gotten up, sort of scratches his head and blinks. <Breeding, sir? Uh...>
[02:41am] Mons: <Well, it's pretty frequent back home! I think! I know I was definitely intentionally bred, sir! Is this you intending to carry that on? Is it really time? Uh, uh...>
[02:42am] Mons: <...Well, okay!>
[02:43am] Daigoro: He smiles and looks over, "Yoko, what do you think?"
[02:44am] Mons: The weasel is pretty okay with this.
[02:45am] Daigoro: "Great! Thanks again, Corrine. You're a real great sport."
[02:52am] • Corinne shrugs. "Whatever. Anyway, i'll talk to you later, probably. Are you in that Martial Arts club, by the way?"
[02:54am] Daigoro: "I'm on the wrestling team, yeah."
[02:54am] Daigoro: "Thinking of joining?"
[02:56am] • Corinne nods. "I was going to join a club anyway, and that sounds like the best bet."
[03:00am] Mons: And you do hear the megaphone from over there. Go back? Y/N
[03:02am] • Corinne frowns. "Well. Sounds like we need to head back..." she says, before shrugging and heading back.