LIKE GROCERIES (Krookodile) @ Dread Plate
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Knock Off
- Pursuit
- Stealth Rock

ZAMUEL L JACKSON (Alakazam) @ Life Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Grass Knot
- Focus Blast
- Calm Mind

BATSUISTRY (Crobat) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 232 HP / 40 Def / 236 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Defog
- Roost
- Taunt

DONALD TRUMP (Entei) @ Choice Band
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sacred Fire
- Stone Edge
- Extreme Speed
- Flare Blitz

DANCE FOR ME (Whimsicott) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Moonblast
- Encore
- U-turn
- Giga Drain

OMG LEGEND NOOB (Suicune) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Calm Mind
- Scald
- Ice Beam