// Load snippet from RDN user timeline
            function gsparse(userTimeline) {
                var timeline = '';
                try {
                    timeline = '<a href="//rainbowdash.net/user/798">'
                        + userTimeline[0].user.statuses_count
                        + ' dashes</a>';
                    for(var i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
                        timeline += '<div class="gs-post"><p>'
                            + userTimeline[i].statusnet_html
                            + '</p><a href="//rainbowdash.net/notice/'
                            + userTimeline[i].id
                            + '">'
                            + userTimeline[i].created_at.replace(/\S+ (\S+ \S+) (\d+:\d+):\d+ \S+ (\S+)/gi, '$1 $3 ($2)')
                            + '</a></div>';
                    }
                } catch(e) {timeline = '<a href="//rainbowdash.net/user/798">Error.</a>';}
                document.write(timeline);
            }
            function loadGNUSoc() {
                document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="//rainbowdash.net/api/statuses/user_timeline/798.json?count=5&amp;callback=gsparse"><' + '/script>');
            }