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Election 2016

a guest Nov 8th, 2016 98 Never
  1. Jeb!
  2. $100 million SuperPAC
  3. Hillary van ride across America
  4. Bernie filling stadiums
  5. Feel The Bern
  6. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall
  7. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists, and some, I assume, are good people
  8. Somebody’s doing the raping
  9. John McCain not a war hero
  10. Jeb not Barbara’s favorite child
  11. Trump doxxes Lindsay Graham
  12. Low-energy
  13. Guac bowl merchant
  14. If Ivanka weren’t my daughter…
  15. Roger Stone
  16. Black Lives Matter vs. Bernie
  17. Joyful tortoise
  18. What, like with a cloth or something
  19. Ted Cruz vs. Ellen Page
  20. Katie Steinl
  21. David Duke
  22. John McAfee
  23. Cyber Party
  24. Dilbert guy predicts everything
  25. Bernie Sanders rape essay
  26. Only Rosie O’Donnell
  27. Blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever
  28. Liz Mair
  29. Gangster Cruz campaign poster
  30. Look at that face!
  31. My brother kept us safe
  32. Bigly
  33. Cruz PAC donates to Fiorina
  34. Centipedes
  35. Nimble Navigators
  36. Jim Webb grenade joke
  37. Sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails
  38. Lincoln Chafee’s very first vote
  39. Awkward Supergirl comment
  40. Eat your heart out, Zuckerberg
  41. Sleepy Ben Carson
  42. Comic book version of a presidential campaign
  43. Warm kiss
  44. This is not a cage match
  45. CNBC moderators lose the debate
  46. Leaked Jeb Bush PowerPoint
  47. I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do
  48. Carson stabbed someone
  49. Crime statistics tweet
  50. Luke Montgomery
  51. Deport Racism
  52. Rubio always sweating
  53. Pyramids stored grain
  54. Deep, spiraling depression for days
  55. Jeb found a good little moose
  56. Carson almost murdered his mom
  57. Muslim rooftop celebrations
  58. Katrina Pierson
  59. Muslim ban
  60. You have to go after their families
  61. Rubio cartel connections
  62. Nuclear Triad
  63. Long bathroom break
  64. Schlonged
  65. I  know words, I have the best words
  66. Rubio’s fancy shoes
  67. Pocket turtles
  68. Donald Trump is unhinged
  69. Take their coats
  70. Diamond and Silk
  71. High-energy
  72. Heidi Cruz mental breakdown
  73. Two Corinthians
  74. The Vicious Snake
  75. Rick Wilson
  76. Childless single men who masturbate to anime
  77. Teenage Ted Cruz video
  78. I could stand on 5th Avenue and shoot somebody
  79. Jeb hugs a voter
  80. Foam parties
  81. Dan Gabriel
  82. Applied Memetics
  83. Wall Street speeches
  84. Please clap
  85. Rubio’s friend made gay porn
  86. Rubio vs. Christie
  87. We have to dispel of this fiction that Barack Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.
  88. THERE IT IS FOLKS, THE MEMORIZED 25 SECOND SPEECH
  89. Jeez, oh man, this is just nuts
  90. Jeb is a mess
  91. Cruz steals Carson’s votes
  92. GOP debate intro disaster
  93. They’re kicking me out the door
  94. I’m not going to pay for his fucking wall
  95. The wall just got 10 feet higher
  96. Arf arf arf
  97. Trump vs. the Pope
  98. Jeb going home to sleep with his wife
  99. Chris Christie endorsement
  100. Super-predators
  101. Drumpf
  102. Chris Christie’s face
  103. Lyin’ Ted
  104. Mitt Romney would have dropped to his knees
  105. Little Marco Rubio
  106. Cruz eats a booger
  107. Rubio popping pills
  108. Small hands
  109. El Rato
  110. Michelle Fields vs. Corey Lewandowski
  111. Hyped-up My Little Pony article
  112. Carl the Cuck
  113. AIDS Skrillex
  114. Gettin’ harder every day
  115. Thomas DiMassimo
  116. Internet People
  117. KKK endorses Hillary
  118. Never Trump
  119. Lightning strikes Trump Tower
  120. Spill the beans on your wife
  121. 4D chess
  122. Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him
  123. Lewandowski arrest
  124. Bird on podium
  125. Punishing women for abortions
  126. Cruz would run over Trump with his car
  127. We love our protestors
  128. He brings the Bible, holds it high, puts it down, lies
  129. Rafael Cruz killed JFK
  130. Crooked Hillary
  131. Kasich’s eating habits
  132. Fiorina-Cruz awkward handshake
  133. Fiorina bursts into song
  134. Men who get off the reservation
  135. Defended a rapist
  136. My husband is not the Zodiac Killer
  137. Fiorina falls off stage
  138. Cruz elbows wife in face
  139. We’re going to put a lot of coal miners out of business
  140. Mariachi band
  141. Taco bowls
  142. Lolita Express
  143. Pool party sexual harassment
  144. John Miller
  145. NRA endorsement
  146. Heartless Hillary
  147. Guy strips at Libertarian convention
  148. Johnson throws a gun in the garbage
  149. Sanders-Trump debate
  150. If-if-if-if-if-if-if, a bunch of okie-doke
  151. Bernie attacked by animal rights activists
  152. Trump University
  153. San Jose riots
  154. Star of David/Sheriff’s badge
  155. Bill Kristol quotes the Communist Manifesto
  156. David French
  157. Mexican judge
  158. Delete your account
  159. Goofy Elizabeth Warren/Pocahontas
  160. Orlando shooting
  161. Appreciate the congrats
  162. Barbell accident
  163. Loretta Lynch-Bill Clinton meeting
  164. Melania Trump plagiarism
  165. Alex Jones vs. The Young Turks
  166. Ted Cruz booed off stage
  167. Lucifer book dedication
  168. Bikers for Trump
  169. Lock her up
  170. Bernie Or Bust
  171. Thank God they can fix this in post
  172. Khazir Khan
  173. Mike Pence = Wojack
  174. Sexual campaign logo
  175. DNC email leak
  176. Seth Rich
  177. Disabled reporter
  178. D.C. Madam phone records
  179. Purple Heart controversy
  180. Baby kicked out of a rally
  181. David Brock
  182. Correct The Record
  183. Juanita Broddrick
  184. Kathleen Willey
  185. Obama founded ISIS
  186. Coughing fits
  187. 9/11 fainting episode
  188. Mysterious piece of metal
  189. Tax returns
  190. ICE endorsement
  191. Tesla’s secret papers
  192. White noise machine
  193. Amish endorsement
  194. Melania nudes
  195. Hillary’s tongue
  196. Head movements
  197. Coughing fits
  198. Short-circuited
  199. Diazepam
  200. The 2nd Amendment People
  201. Guy climbs Trump Tower
  202. KFC
  203. McDonald’s
  204. Hidden stool
  205. Handrails
  206. Pickle jar
  207. Alt-right speech
  208. Haters into elevators
  209. Far dark reaches of the Internet
  210. Butter pig subliminal message
  211. Bobby pins
  212. Mexican meeting
  213. Taco truck on every corner
  214. What is Aleppo?
  215. Johnson triggered by word “illegal”
  216. Green substance
  217. Earpiece
  218. Basket of deplorables
  219. Reuters SHUT IT DOWN moment
  220. Pepe explanation on Hillary’s website
  221. Let’s make it happen
  222. Birtherism
  223. Melania green card status
  224. Paul Combetta/stonetear
  225. Skittles
  226. Abnormal eye movements
  227. Kim Kardashian endorsement
  228. Caitlyn Jenner endorsement
  229. Tax returns
  230. Routine audit
  231. Stop and frisk
  232. 400 pound hackers
  233.  Hillary hand signals
  234. Sniffing
  235. Fly on Hillary’s face
  236. Miss Piggy
  237. 3 AM tweets
  238. Trump vs. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
  239. Johnson can’t name a foreign leader
  240. Locker room talk
  241. Furniture shopping
  242. Jill Stein endorsement
  243. Malik Obama endorsement
  244. Jessica Leeds
  245. Hands everywhere like an octopus
  246. Airplane armrests
  247. Ken Bone
  248. Podesta emails
  249. Pence wins VP debate
  250. Hindus for Trump
  251. Drug test suggestion
  252. 275 days without a press conference
  253. Come on, maaannn
  254. Stop whining
  255. NC Republican HQ firebombed
  256. James O’Keefe
  257. Scott Foval
  258. Bob Creamer
  259. Bar room talk
  260. Ducks on the ground
  261. Drain the swamp
  262. Hillary bus shits in the street
  263. McMullin leading in Utah
  264. Retarded deaf actress
  265. I am not a potted plant
  266. Bad hombres
  267. Nasty woman
  268. Toddlers with guns
  269. Hillary spills nuclear response time
  270. Danny Williams
  271. Trump TV
  272. Bill Kristol meltdown on “Morning Joe”
  273. Bernie Sanders glowsticks
  274. I will keep you in suspense
  275. Al Smith dinner roast
  276. Biden would take Trump behind the gym
  277. Pence plane near-disaster
  278. Walk of Fame star destroyed
  279. Amy Schumer vs. her fans
  280. Kim DotCom
  281. Sad Ted Cruz
  282. Anthony Weiner
  283. Cocktober surprise
  284. Oh, God
  285. Gary Johnson vs. Guardian reporter
  286. Matthew McConaughey endorsement
  287. Marina Abramovic
  288. Spirit Cooking
  289. Pizza code
  290. Florida rigging
  291. #EvanMcMullinIsGay
  292. Sam Hyde vs. Chelsea Clinton
  293. Choose hope, choose hope, choose hope, choose hope, choose hope, choose hope
  294. Nate Silver goes insane
  295. Assassination attempt
  296. Austyn Crites
  297. Anti-Semitic campaign ad
  298. Tom Brady endorsement
  299. Philadelphia transit strike
  300. Election Day
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