FUCK. CHERNO.

Mbbird: FUCK
Mbbird: FUCK
die hard jr.: ??
Mbbird: I JUST
Mbbird: KILLED 7 PEOPLE
Mbbird: WITH A MAKAROV
Mbbird: AND 4 AK-74 ROUNDS
Mbbird: i just quit
Mbbird: seriously
Mbbird: i saw people enter one of those market places, so i snuck around
Mbbird: did the little stutterstep
Mbbird: so i could end up on the opposite door that they came in on
Mbbird: but they saw me as i passed in front of the front door
Mbbird: so i just said FUCKIT
Mbbird: and went in the back, and you know how there's a shitload of those racks back there?
die hard jr.: yeah
Mbbird: killed one in those racks, sprinted outside, opened a door, killed another point blank who was resting up against the door, ran around back to the front
die hard jr.: callodity
Mbbird: killed a guy with a makarov after I realized i only had one round in my magazine
Mbbird: reloaded while running around in circles over him
Mbbird: shot him the fuck up
Mbbird: reloaded again, guy with ak-74 comes ot of the counter area
Mbbird: i light him the fuck up while strafing sideways
Mbbird: then i've only got one fucking makarov round left
Mbbird: and there's another guy in the store who spots me through a crack in the front shelves
Mbbird: i fire, miss, he unloads full auto, misses everything, and I SPRINT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
die hard jr.: tell no one of this
Mbbird: i yell over global "ONLY 1 FUCKING ROUND MAN, 1 ROUND, THIS SHITS FUCKED"
die hard jr.: lol.
Mbbird: he didn't respond
Mbbird: but he ran out into the street
Mbbird: and just went full fucking auto on all the zombies he saw
die hard jr.: lord.
die hard jr.: ahahahaha
Mbbird: I ran away, he ran away in the opposite direction
Mbbird: but i realized i had more makarov ammo
die hard jr.: oh no.
Mbbird: didn't need it, got back in the store
Mbbird: there was nobody there, so i took the guys' ak-74 and backpack and ran
Mbbird: ran out to one little red building
Mbbird: sat in there
Mbbird: checked my mags
Mbbird: only 4 rounds in one, reloaded, 3 in the other
die hard jr.: lol.
Mbbird: and then the guy that was unloading on people
Mbbird: walked backwards into the fucking house
Mbbird: i was standing right in
die hard jr.: hahaha
Mbbird: lit him the FUCK UP
die hard jr.: wasted the game
Mbbird: he died i think after the first 2 rounds and i whipped out my makarov and shot him more
Mbbird: at this point i'm flipping fucking shit
Mbbird: and i'm running in zigzaggs along the coast trying to figure out how the fuck to get out of cherno
Mbbird: when I meet two more survivors along the coast
Mbbird: probably newly spawned but we shot at each other anyway, I killed both of them
Mbbird: and here i am
die hard jr.: mlg
Mbbird: shitting my pants at what the fuck call of duty shit just happened
die hard jr.: MLG MAKAROV AMMO BEANS