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- speaker = peripheral.wrap("right")
- speaker.speak(
- "If God had long hair
- And a goatee,
- And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
- If He looked spaced out
- Would you buy his story?
- Would you believe he had an eye infection?
- And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
- And yeah, yeah, God He smells good,
- And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
- What if God smoked cannabis?
- Hit the bung like some of us?
- Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
- And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?
- When God made this place,
- In the beginning,
- Did He plant any seeds?
- Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
- So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
- Was always offering?
- And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
- And yeah, yeah, God he smells good,
- And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
- What if God smoked cannabis?
- Do you suppose he had a buzz
- When he made the platypus
- When he created earth, our home?
- Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
- And do you think He rolls His own
- Up there in heaven on the throne?
- And when the saints go marching home,
- Does he just sit and smoke a bone",-1)
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