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  1. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire Frosty Moe Land adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Poland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Frosty Moe Land Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, <3.
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