[19:26:00] TheHungrySage: hey, guiez, plot twist-
[19:26:08] TheHungrySage: what if bacon iz josh
[19:26:27] tys: what if bacon is goddess briyella
[19:26:38] TheHungrySage: what if bacon is bacon
[19:26:42] +Zangooser: maybe I'm someone else that comes here often
[19:26:45] +Zangooser: you dont know
[19:26:49] tys: what if bacon is haram
[19:26:52] TheHungrySage: omfg
[19:26:59] baconbagonz: um
[19:27:04] TheHungrySage: what if bacon is everyone on here at once
[19:27:12] baconbagonz: ha ha yes
[19:27:14] baconbagonz: i am all-encompassing
[19:27:18] TheHungrySage: and we don't know it
[19:27:24] TheHungrySage: because bacon is all and bacon is nothing
[19:27:25] baconbagonz: the omniscient salty meat itself
[19:27:41] tys: what if we're all just space dust expressing ourselves as humans temporarily before we return to the earth to await the inevitable heat death of the universe
[19:27:49] baconbagonz: heat death is good
[19:27:50] TheHungrySage: this is some real philosophical shizzles right here
[19:27:52] baconbagonz: bacon gets cooked
[19:28:02] TheHungrySage: bacon is cooked
[19:28:19] baconbagonz: raw bacon gets cooked