Episode 1: This is the fucking gayest shit I’ve ever made.
Camel With Socks: Master Picaso, what shall we do about the newly awakened hidgehag?!
Picaso: THERE’S ANOTHER HIDGEHAG?! I THOUGHT THEY WENT EXTINCT!
Camel With Socks: Extinct like your mom’s pussy when I was done with her!
Picaso: That was a fucking zinger dude you got me there! But uhhh fuck  dude. I don’t know. You wanna discuss this cowinky dink over some Spotted Dick?
Camel: You bet your mum’s bullocks I do!
Setting: EGYPT, ASIA
Ken: WHAT THE FUCK?! LAST MINUTE I WAS EATING SOME ELEPHANT ASS AND THEN I ENDED UP HERE! WOAH DUDE! RADICAL!
Jay: YO WHAT THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEK?!
Ken: HOLY SHIT! A CHIMPANZEE! DON’T STEAL MY MONEY!
Jay: Nigga what the nigga is this nigga niggington nigga.
Ken: Excuse me I don’t speak clicking noises.
Jay: Fuck you nigga nigga nigga.
Ken: I’m sorry I thought I was being culturally acceptable to inbred monkies!
Jay: Nigga Imma go take you to my sister.
Ken: Is she hot?
Jay *sigh* Nigga I swear to Nigga!
Ken: THAT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION YOU FUCKING INBREAD APE
**At the house**
Ken: Hey look a fucking prostitute.
Jay: YO MANG THAT’S MY SISTER! The reason I took you here is because you’re a hidgehag and my sister knows a lot about prophecies and shit. She saw Shark Boy and Lava Girl and George Lopez’s speech about the way humanity will crumble in the face of its own ignorance of the environment thanks to global warming. Thanks to that she discovered about the hidgehag prophecy and there was a silver hidgehag in that and I think its you.
Ken: That’s fucking gay.
Egyptian Bae: Fuck you. Nigger.
Ken: YOU’RE CALLING ME THE NIGGER LOOK AT YOUR SPOOK BROTHER OVER THERE! I THINK THE GODS LEFT HIM IN THE OVEN TOO LONG!
Egyptian Bae: But if you see here it says that you, ken, will defeat the major evil in Egypt, Russia.
Ken: Ok cool. Can I fuck you in the ass like the monkey does to fat white women?
Narrator: SO TH EGANG LEFT OFF TO FIND THE MAJOR SOURCE OF EVIL BUT THEY WERE BEING WATCHED BY THE EVIL D.E.A.T.H CLAN
Camel: THIS IS SOME NICE SPOTTED DICK SIR!
Picaso: ITS LOVELY!
Camel: Wait I can feel a  gay presence in the air. I think it’s the lost hidgehag!