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WittgenTT5-Rstein wrote this story once, and I thought it was pretty realistic!

 

And with "pretty realistic" I mean that Mewfan, aka me, and Fritz/a TF2 Medic get a disorder that's pretty embarassing and troublesome.

 

tl;dr:

 

if Mewfan and Fritz both had urinary incontinence in Het Naamloze Verhaal Reloaded, this would be the reason for it.

 

Also, Mew and Fritz do something unusual.

 

-WittgenTT5-Rstein

 

It all starts when Mewfan falls off his bike, onto a sharp, cut down tree stump,

 

Later, when he wakes up, hes at Fritz's clinic/home, with a ic e sack on his head.

 

"Mewfan?" Fritz asked.

 

"Fritz! MY PHONE! IS HE ALRIGHT?!"

 

"Yeah, why?" said WittgenT5-RsteiN900, Mewfan's highly modified Nokia N900.

 

Then, Mewfan's eye fell on a hose:

 

"Oh, this ain't good. Fritz, is it what that I think that it is?"

 

"Shall I be honest? A catheter, because that fall damaged your bladder."

 

"GODDAMNIT! My greatest fear, it has become reality! FUCK!"

 

"Mewfan, being incontinent isn't that bad you know.

 

At least it's temporary at your side, i'm chronically incon since a few days."

 

"Wot, you and incontinent? How did that happen?" Mewfan asked.

 

"Got hit by a newfag Sniper. I'll explain the whole story some day."

 

"But what do I at nighttime?"

 

"Try to turn as less as possible, or pull the catheter out and wear a diaper instead.

 

BUT PULL GENTLY! You'll risk really fucking up your dick if you do it quick.

 

Or you could ask Teivel to do it."

 

"Well.. Suffer from pain or annoy Washy with wet bedding..

 

Can I go back home?"

 

"Sure, lemme grab a bag of incontinence material, so you don't have to wash every day."

 

When Fritz found it:

 

"I found it. Let's go."