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  1. 3:56 cucksterino: because I was underage and there was drugs and all that shit at this party
  2. 3:57 drewish0: is this a rich fancy area of town?
  3. 3:57 cucksterino: nah it's the poor apartments by the local comunity college
  4. 3:57 drewish0: ok
  5. 3:57 cucksterino: cops are probs used to breaking parties up tbh
  6. 3:57 drewish0: yup
  7. 3:57 drewish0: so then what happened
  8. 3:57 cucksterino: but w/e I still booked it into the field
  9. 3:58 cucksterino: the feild by his house
  10. 3:58 cucksterino: and I'm just running thorough brambles and thistles and shit
  11. 3:58 cucksterino: and I eventually get tired and pass out
  12. 3:59 drewish0: brambles!
  13. 3:59 cucksterino: I wake up to people calling me
  14. 3:59 cucksterino: and I climb out of the bush that I passed out in
  15. 3:59 cucksterino: and they come take me inside
  16. 3:59 cucksterino: and sit me down and telll me not to go
  17. 3:59 cucksterino: now I dont know how the rest of the night panned out
  18. 3:59 cucksterino: but I ended up in the field about 2 more times that night
  19. 4:00 drewish0: HAHAHAHA
  20. 4:00 drewish0: omg
  21. 4:00 cucksterino: and at one time my bro came and picked me up from the community college
  22. 4:00 cucksterino: because I was stumbling around there
  23. 4:00 drewish0: did u get deets later?
  24. 4:00 cucksterino: no this stuff wasnt on the security camera
  25. 4:00 drewish0: oh i thought u were done
  26. 4:00 cucksterino: appearently I was crying when he picked me up
  27. 4:01 drewish0: but did the other people remember why u kept leaving?
  28. 4:01 drewish0: aww
  29. 4:01 drewish0: buddy!
  30. 4:01 cucksterino: I was scared of them fighting or something
  31. 4:01 cucksterino: and the cops
  32. 4:01 drewish0: thats cute
  33. 4:01 cucksterino: I was sure the cops were on the way
  34. 4:01 drewish0: yeah
  35. 4:01 cucksterino: anywas
  36. 4:01 drewish0: did u take acid?
  37. 4:01 cucksterino: I book it to the field one last time
  38. 4:01 cucksterino: nah no acid
  39. 4:01 drewish0: lol the field
  40. 4:01 cucksterino: and they stop looking for me
  41. 4:01 drewish0: i want there to be a game about you and this field. this whole night.
  42. 4:02 cucksterino: because they figure I'm just gonan keep running
  43. 4:02 drewish0: hahaha
  44. 4:02 cucksterino: and so I call my friend L
  45. 4:02 drewish0: oh man thats so hilarious and adorable
  46. 4:02 cucksterino: and L is a homie
  47. 4:02 cucksterino: he picks up the phone
  48. 4:02 drewish0: is L the dealer?
  49. 4:02 drewish0: lol
  50. 4:02 cucksterino: nah
  51. 4:02 cucksterino: I don't have a dealer back in cali
  52. 4:02 cucksterino: i just have a dispensary
  53. 4:03 drewish0: ok
  54. 4:03 cucksterino: but L comes to pick me up
  55. 4:03 cucksterino: and he at some point asks how he's gonna find me
  56. 4:03 cucksterino: and I'm like fuck if I know
  57. 4:03 cucksterino: so drunk me steals a reflective traffic cone
  58. 4:04 cucksterino: and he drives me to a mutual friends apartment
  59. 4:04 cucksterino: and we all crash
  60. 4:04 drewish0: that's a fun story
  61. 4:04 cucksterino: but I wake up in the moring
  62. 4:04 drewish0: and CHECkers!
  63. 4:04 cucksterino: and there's a traffic cone in my house
  64. 4:05 cucksterino: and I'm like
  65. 4:05 cucksterino: what the fuck
  66. 4:05 cucksterino: how
  67. 4:05 cucksterino: and my mom asks me "whered that cone come from?"
  68. 4:05 drewish0: do u still have it?
  69. 4:05 drewish0: haha
  70. 4:05 drewish0: oh man
  71. 4:05 cucksterino: and I'm like" fuck if I know"
  72. 4:05 cucksterino: yeah
  73. 4:05 cucksterino: I still have it
  74. 4:05 drewish0: what ddi she say?
  75. 4:05 cucksterino: she knew about the alcoholism
  76. 4:05 cucksterino: so she was just kinda like "calm down"
  77. 4:05 drewish0: how old were u?
  78. 4:05 cucksterino: my mom is a very hands off person
  79. 4:05 cucksterino: I was 20
  80. 4:06 drewish0: so she was calm?
  81. 4:06 cucksterino: yeah
  82. 4:06 cucksterino: my mom has never been mad at me
  83. 4:06 drewish0: wow
  84. 4:06 cucksterino: or at least never mad with me
  85. 4:06 drewish0: dissapointed? worried?
  86. 4:07 cucksterino: yeah she gets worried
  87. 4:07 cucksterino: and she epressed it to me
  88. 4:07 cucksterino: expressed*
  89. 4:07 drewish0: thats awesome that she keeps her cool
  90. 4:08 cucksterino: yeah I love my mom
  91. 4:08 drewish0: <3
  92. 4:08 cucksterino: when I told her I started smoking weed bbecause it made me want to drink less she was very supportive
  93. 4:08 cucksterino: even though she doesn't really approve
  94. 4:08 drewish0: im glad. thats how it should be
  95. 4:08 cucksterino: she just is glad I found a safer way to do stuff
  96. 4:09 drewish0: right
  97. 4:09 drewish0: i would be too
  98. 4:09 drewish0: yeah i didnt feel the need to drink tonight with this night nurse
  99. 4:09 cucksterino: nice
  100. 4:09 cucksterino: drinking makes me want to smoke
  101. 4:09 cucksterino: but smoking makes me want to just relax
  102. 4:09 drewish0: i dont really drink but i usually do after i smoke to combat anxiety
  103. 4:10 cucksterino: also Thesoundartist i finished the story
  104. 4:10 drewish0: yeah totally
  105. 4:10 cucksterino: i can drink like an animal
  106. 4:10 cucksterino: i pretty much only do
  107. 4:10 drewish0: right
  108. 4:10 cucksterino: haha it's not written particularly well
  109. 4:10 drewish0: i understand that
  110. 4:11 cucksterino: yeah people always tell me "you just need to learn your limit"
  111. 4:11 cucksterino: sober me knows it
  112. 4:11 cucksterino: hell, drunk me knows it
  113. 4:11 cucksterino: but drunk me says FUCK THE LIMIT
  114. 4:11 drewish0: your story was like me readng a book. now i have that story in my head and its great. thanks for sharing
  115. 4:11 drewish0: yup
  116. 4:11 cucksterino: haha thanks
  117. 4:11 drewish0: haha fuck the limit
  118. 4:12 cucksterino: I may make a little autobiography
  119. 4:12 cucksterino: about teen alcoholism
  120. 4:12 cucksterino: BUT
  121. 4:12 drewish0: i used to drink socially more. and when did it was on king kong.
  122. 4:12 cucksterino: ISN'T BETTY A WOMANS NAME
  123. 4:12 drewish0: dude. you totally should!
  124. 4:12 drewish0: seriously
  125. 4:12 cucksterino: I love kung pow
  126. 4:13 cucksterino: Yeah I mean I could publish it on amazon for like 99c or free
  127. 4:13 cucksterino: I don't really care just kinda want to share my experiences
  128. 4:13 drewish0: ok guys, thank you to all of you. gotta try to sleep. sigh. i'll see u guys around. cuck: totally
  129. 4:13 drewish0: i'd buy it mang.
  130. 4:13 cucksterino: thanks fam
  131. 4:13 cucksterino: I need a cool pen name
  132. 4:13 drewish0: anytime
  133. 4:13 drewish0: drunksterino
  134. 4:14 drewish0: thank you guys! you're great
  135. 4:14 drewish0: okay bye
  136. 4:14 cucksterino: I'll pop back in IRC when i get drunksterino
  137. 4:14 cucksterino: night drews
  138. 4:14 drewish0: oh i did, i followed him already
  139. 4:14 drewish0: :D
  140. 4:19 cucksterino: kk guys I may have to peace out
  141. 4:20 cucksterino: I'm like diead
  142. 4:20 cucksterino: archive the stream
  143. 4:20 cucksterino: so I can watch the dramatic reading in the AM
  144. 4:20 cucksterino: <3
  145. 4:20 cucksterino: peace out fam
  146. 4:20 cucksterino: kk
  147. 4:20 cucksterino: nvm
  148. 4:20 cucksterino: ITS 420!!
  149. 4:21 cucksterino: It's 4:20AM FAm
  150. 4:21 cucksterino: better TTV saves it
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