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- 3:56 cucksterino: because I was underage and there was drugs and all that shit at this party
- 3:57 drewish0: is this a rich fancy area of town?
- 3:57 cucksterino: nah it's the poor apartments by the local comunity college
- 3:57 drewish0: ok
- 3:57 cucksterino: cops are probs used to breaking parties up tbh
- 3:57 drewish0: yup
- 3:57 drewish0: so then what happened
- 3:57 cucksterino: but w/e I still booked it into the field
- 3:58 cucksterino: the feild by his house
- 3:58 cucksterino: and I'm just running thorough brambles and thistles and shit
- 3:58 cucksterino: and I eventually get tired and pass out
- 3:59 drewish0: brambles!
- 3:59 cucksterino: I wake up to people calling me
- 3:59 cucksterino: and I climb out of the bush that I passed out in
- 3:59 cucksterino: and they come take me inside
- 3:59 cucksterino: and sit me down and telll me not to go
- 3:59 cucksterino: now I dont know how the rest of the night panned out
- 3:59 cucksterino: but I ended up in the field about 2 more times that night
- 4:00 drewish0: HAHAHAHA
- 4:00 drewish0: omg
- 4:00 cucksterino: and at one time my bro came and picked me up from the community college
- 4:00 cucksterino: because I was stumbling around there
- 4:00 drewish0: did u get deets later?
- 4:00 cucksterino: no this stuff wasnt on the security camera
- 4:00 drewish0: oh i thought u were done
- 4:00 cucksterino: appearently I was crying when he picked me up
- 4:01 drewish0: but did the other people remember why u kept leaving?
- 4:01 drewish0: aww
- 4:01 drewish0: buddy!
- 4:01 cucksterino: I was scared of them fighting or something
- 4:01 cucksterino: and the cops
- 4:01 drewish0: thats cute
- 4:01 cucksterino: I was sure the cops were on the way
- 4:01 drewish0: yeah
- 4:01 cucksterino: anywas
- 4:01 drewish0: did u take acid?
- 4:01 cucksterino: I book it to the field one last time
- 4:01 cucksterino: nah no acid
- 4:01 drewish0: lol the field
- 4:01 cucksterino: and they stop looking for me
- 4:01 drewish0: i want there to be a game about you and this field. this whole night.
- 4:02 cucksterino: because they figure I'm just gonan keep running
- 4:02 drewish0: hahaha
- 4:02 cucksterino: and so I call my friend L
- 4:02 drewish0: oh man thats so hilarious and adorable
- 4:02 cucksterino: and L is a homie
- 4:02 cucksterino: he picks up the phone
- 4:02 drewish0: is L the dealer?
- 4:02 drewish0: lol
- 4:02 cucksterino: nah
- 4:02 cucksterino: I don't have a dealer back in cali
- 4:02 cucksterino: i just have a dispensary
- 4:03 drewish0: ok
- 4:03 cucksterino: but L comes to pick me up
- 4:03 cucksterino: and he at some point asks how he's gonna find me
- 4:03 cucksterino: and I'm like fuck if I know
- 4:03 cucksterino: so drunk me steals a reflective traffic cone
- 4:04 cucksterino: and he drives me to a mutual friends apartment
- 4:04 cucksterino: and we all crash
- 4:04 drewish0: that's a fun story
- 4:04 cucksterino: but I wake up in the moring
- 4:04 drewish0: and CHECkers!
- 4:04 cucksterino: and there's a traffic cone in my house
- 4:05 cucksterino: and I'm like
- 4:05 cucksterino: what the fuck
- 4:05 cucksterino: how
- 4:05 cucksterino: and my mom asks me "whered that cone come from?"
- 4:05 drewish0: do u still have it?
- 4:05 drewish0: haha
- 4:05 drewish0: oh man
- 4:05 cucksterino: and I'm like" fuck if I know"
- 4:05 cucksterino: yeah
- 4:05 cucksterino: I still have it
- 4:05 drewish0: what ddi she say?
- 4:05 cucksterino: she knew about the alcoholism
- 4:05 cucksterino: so she was just kinda like "calm down"
- 4:05 drewish0: how old were u?
- 4:05 cucksterino: my mom is a very hands off person
- 4:05 cucksterino: I was 20
- 4:06 drewish0: so she was calm?
- 4:06 cucksterino: yeah
- 4:06 cucksterino: my mom has never been mad at me
- 4:06 drewish0: wow
- 4:06 cucksterino: or at least never mad with me
- 4:06 drewish0: dissapointed? worried?
- 4:07 cucksterino: yeah she gets worried
- 4:07 cucksterino: and she epressed it to me
- 4:07 cucksterino: expressed*
- 4:07 drewish0: thats awesome that she keeps her cool
- 4:08 cucksterino: yeah I love my mom
- 4:08 drewish0: <3
- 4:08 cucksterino: when I told her I started smoking weed bbecause it made me want to drink less she was very supportive
- 4:08 cucksterino: even though she doesn't really approve
- 4:08 drewish0: im glad. thats how it should be
- 4:08 cucksterino: she just is glad I found a safer way to do stuff
- 4:09 drewish0: right
- 4:09 drewish0: i would be too
- 4:09 drewish0: yeah i didnt feel the need to drink tonight with this night nurse
- 4:09 cucksterino: nice
- 4:09 cucksterino: drinking makes me want to smoke
- 4:09 cucksterino: but smoking makes me want to just relax
- 4:09 drewish0: i dont really drink but i usually do after i smoke to combat anxiety
- 4:10 cucksterino: also Thesoundartist i finished the story
- 4:10 drewish0: yeah totally
- 4:10 cucksterino: i can drink like an animal
- 4:10 cucksterino: i pretty much only do
- 4:10 drewish0: right
- 4:10 cucksterino: haha it's not written particularly well
- 4:10 drewish0: i understand that
- 4:11 cucksterino: yeah people always tell me "you just need to learn your limit"
- 4:11 cucksterino: sober me knows it
- 4:11 cucksterino: hell, drunk me knows it
- 4:11 cucksterino: but drunk me says FUCK THE LIMIT
- 4:11 drewish0: your story was like me readng a book. now i have that story in my head and its great. thanks for sharing
- 4:11 drewish0: yup
- 4:11 cucksterino: haha thanks
- 4:11 drewish0: haha fuck the limit
- 4:12 cucksterino: I may make a little autobiography
- 4:12 cucksterino: about teen alcoholism
- 4:12 cucksterino: BUT
- 4:12 drewish0: i used to drink socially more. and when did it was on king kong.
- 4:12 cucksterino: ISN'T BETTY A WOMANS NAME
- 4:12 drewish0: dude. you totally should!
- 4:12 drewish0: seriously
- 4:12 cucksterino: I love kung pow
- 4:13 cucksterino: Yeah I mean I could publish it on amazon for like 99c or free
- 4:13 cucksterino: I don't really care just kinda want to share my experiences
- 4:13 drewish0: ok guys, thank you to all of you. gotta try to sleep. sigh. i'll see u guys around. cuck: totally
- 4:13 drewish0: i'd buy it mang.
- 4:13 cucksterino: thanks fam
- 4:13 cucksterino: I need a cool pen name
- 4:13 drewish0: anytime
- 4:13 drewish0: drunksterino
- 4:14 drewish0: thank you guys! you're great
- 4:14 drewish0: okay bye
- 4:14 cucksterino: I'll pop back in IRC when i get drunksterino
- 4:14 cucksterino: night drews
- 4:14 drewish0: oh i did, i followed him already
- 4:14 drewish0: :D
- 4:19 cucksterino: kk guys I may have to peace out
- 4:20 cucksterino: I'm like diead
- 4:20 cucksterino: archive the stream
- 4:20 cucksterino: so I can watch the dramatic reading in the AM
- 4:20 cucksterino: <3
- 4:20 cucksterino: peace out fam
- 4:20 cucksterino: kk
- 4:20 cucksterino: nvm
- 4:20 cucksterino: ITS 420!!
- 4:21 cucksterino: It's 4:20AM FAm
- 4:21 cucksterino: better TTV saves it
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