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  1. ["What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?",
  2. "Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?",
  3. "Nobody tosses a Dwarf!",
  4. "Mordor, Gandalf, is it left or right?",
  5. "Besides you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission.......Quest.........Thing.\nWell, that rules you out, Pip.",
  6. "Not the beard!",
  7. "I have told your names to the rest of the ents and we have just agreed...you are not orcs.",
  8. "We are hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee.\nYour bodyguard?\nHis gardener.",
  9. "......toss me.\nWhat?\nI can not jump the distance, you have to toss me.....oh, don't tell the elf.",
  10. "Us dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances!",
  11. "Stupid, fat hobbit.",
  12. "You don't have any friends; nobody likes you!\nI'm not listening... I'm not listening...",
  13. "What's 'taters, Precious? What's 'taters?",
  14. "Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of ripe fish. Even you couldn't say no to that.",
  15. "We told him to go away... and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free!",
  16. "The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet.",
  17. "Oh yes we could. Spoiling nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-w-w-wriggling. You keep nasty chips.",
  18. "I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin.",
  19. "Master betrayed us. Wicked. Tricksy, False. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both! And then we take the precious... and we be the master!\nBut the fat Hobbit, he knows. Eyes always watching.\nThen we stabs them out. Put out his eyeses, make him crawl.\nYes. Yes. Yes.",
  20. "Lembas; Elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.\nHow many did you eat?\nFour.",
  21. "It's talking Merry! The Tree is talking!",
  22. "You'd find more cheer in a grave yard.",
  23. "Wicked men. Servants of Sauron. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is gathering all armies to him. It won't be long now. He will soon be ready.",
  24. "Ugluk: Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.",
  25. "Don't follow the lights.",
  26. "Sméagol... Why does he cry, Sméagol?\nCruel men hurts us. Master tricksed us.\nOf course he did. I told you he was tricksy. I told you he was false.\nMaster is our friend... our friend.\nMaster betrayed us.",
  27. "What we need is a few good taters.",
  28. "It's been going for hours.\nThey must have decided something by now.\nDecided? No, we have just finished saying Good Morning.",
  29. "It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.",
  30. "All our hopes now lie with two little hobbits, somewhere in the wilderness.",
  31. "There are dead things! Dead faces in the water.",
  32. "That was just a detour. A shortcut.\nA shortcut to what?\nMushrooms!",
  33. "A Wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.",
  34. "They've taken the Hobbits to Isenguard!",
  35. "Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!",
  36. "Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.",
  37. "In the common tongue it reads: One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them.",
  38. "Speak, friend, and enter. What's the Elvish word for friend?\nMellon.",
  39. "He wants the precious. Always he is looking for it. And the precious is wanting to go back to him... But we mustn't let him have it.",
  40. "Look, the trees! They're moving!",
  41. "You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.",
  42. "She's always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is nasty orcses.\nAnd they doesn't taste very nice, does they, Precious?\nNo. Not very nice at all, my love.",
  43. "Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all that there is to know about them in a month, and yet after a hundred years, they can still surprise you.",
  44. "Release the prisoners!",
  45. "We’re going too! You’d have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!",
  46. "Do we know that?",
  47. "Any chance of me seeing that old ring again? Hmm? The one I gave you?\nI'm sorry, uncle... I'm afraid I lost it.\nOh... pity. I should have liked to have held it one last time.",
  48. "Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find, and they say sneak. Sneak? Very nice friend. Oh, yes, my precious. Very nice, very nice.\nAll right all right! You just startled me is all. What were you doing?\nSneaking.",
  49. "Certainty of death, *small* chance of success... What are we waiting for?",
  50. "A tree. There was a white tree in a courtyard of stone. It was dead. The city was burning.",
  51. "SMEAGOL PROMISED!\nSmeagol lied.",
  52. "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands. Then we gather our full strength and march on the Black Gate.",
  53. "It must be getting near tea-time, leastways in decent places where there *is* still tea-time.",
  54. "Can you sing, Master Hobbit?",
  55. "There's plenty for the both of us, may the best dwarf win.",
  56. "Give us that, Deagol my love.\nWhy?\nBecause it's my birthday, and I wants it.",
  57. "The salted pork is particularly good.\n[eagerly] Salted pork?",
  58. "The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come.",
  59. "Witch King: Do not come between the Nazgul and his prey.",
  60. "You miserable little maggot. I'll stove your head in!",
  61. "Smeagol, I've got one! I've got a fish, Smeag. Smeagol!",
  62. "We are sitting, on a field of victory, enjoying a few well earned comforts"]
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