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  1. * Disconnected ()
  2. * Now talking on #colond
  3. * Topic for #colond is: [01:00] <+Dwaine> but pivotal moves imment | [21:39] <+satva> the diaper protects me
  4. * Topic for #colond set by rondito!~rondito@221.ip-149-56-44.net (Mon Feb 20 19:47:45 2017)
  5. * XnurfzOne has quit ()
  6. <d3v0> [21:39] <+satva> the diaper protects me
  7. <d3v0> lol
  8. <ruckuz> ehehehehhhehhehhhe
  9. <ruckuz> d3v0
  10. <ruckuz> stop picking on satva
  11. <ruckuz> THE DIAPER PROTECTS HIM FROM SUCH ONSLAUGHTS
  12. <d3v0> lol
  13. <d3v0> how is quoting him picking on him
  14. <d3v0> he said it
  15. <ruckuz> damnit d3v0 im a drug addict not a mediator
  16. <d3v0> ehehhehehhehehhehehhe
  17. <d3v0> so everyone at work now knows ima lunatic
  18. <ruckuz> oh great
  19. <ruckuz> what didja do
  20. <ruckuz> flip out?
  21. <d3v0> i just the resident crazy person
  22. <d3v0> no.. just from facebook post.. i post a bunch of crazy shit
  23. <d3v0> they all know im batshit
  24. <ruckuz> thats a surefire way to get fired btw
  25. <ruckuz> having co workers on your fb
  26. <d3v0> cant fire someone for something outside of work
  27. <ruckuz> oh yeah your the legal eagle who fought your way into a job
  28. <ruckuz> i shoulda done what you did
  29. <ruckuz> something similar happened to me
  30. <d3v0> ive talked about masturbating for 2 days straight.. talk about other nutty shit
  31. <d3v0> everyone even my bosses have seen it
  32. <d3v0> lol
  33. <ruckuz> uhhhh
  34. <ruckuz> damn man
  35. <ruckuz> have you no shame?
  36. <d3v0> course not
  37. <d3v0> i dont give a fuck
  38. <ruckuz> Dont you have family on there?
  39. <d3v0> yea but who cares
  40. <d3v0> people masturbate
  41. <d3v0> not a big deal
  42. <ruckuz> yeah man but im talking dont you feel embarresed?
  43. <ruckuz> that your family
  44. <d3v0> see, - and ive been pointing this out... if someone you know talks about raw shit you might be offended.. but if louis ck, or kevin smith or some other celbrity do raw shit ppl laugh
  45. <d3v0> i talk about the same shit
  46. <ruckuz> nigga its their job though
  47. <d3v0> u dont think luis ck's mom has heard his routine?
  48. <ruckuz> i dont even know who that is
  49. <d3v0> his pretty much the most popular comedian among millenians
  50. <d3v0> millinals
  51. <d3v0> he's aight
  52. <ReadError> i dont think anyone wants to read about you jerking off for 2 days straight
  53. <ReadError> on ur facebook
  54. <d3v0> lol
  55. <d3v0> idk
  56. <d3v0> maybe some of them got off on it
  57. <ruckuz> yeah man you think its funny n shit
  58. <d3v0> people are freaks
  59. <ruckuz> its really quite self degrading
  60. <ReadError> people def think less of you after reading that
  61. <d3v0> what is degrading about masturabting?
  62. <d3v0> you do it nigga
  63. <ReadError> because people dont care that you do it
  64. <ReadError> everyone shits
  65. <ruckuz> Read man
  66. <ruckuz> i think were wasting our time here
  67. <d3v0> yea but i dont like shit talk
  68. <ReadError> but you dont want to see chicks posting pics of their brownsnakes on facebook do u?
  69. <d3v0> but cum talk is okay
  70. <ruckuz> i think were better off talking about
  71. <ruckuz> why i can roll
  72. <ruckuz> on haldol
  73. <ReadError> hadlol
  74. <ruckuz> im wondering if acid would work
  75. <ReadError> better name
  76. <ruckuz> since
  77. <ruckuz> mdma not sposed to work
  78. <ruckuz> shrooms n tryptamines work too man
  79. <ReadError> try it
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