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>30fps is unplayable!

No it isn't

>But it is!

No it isn't, or else there would have been tons of complaints from the millions who played games like The Last of Us, Red Dead Redemption, GTA IV and V, Uncharted, Dark Souls and many others.

Yes, 60fps is of course better, but 30fps isn't an unplayable laggy mess like some of you keep saying, 30fps runs and looks fine.


Japanese humor is also fucking awful and repetitive. Can't they come up with anything new anymore? There's always the same generic shit:

-Some girl is awful at cooking
-Some girl is embarrassed about her flat chest
-Some running joke that is told over, and over, and over again.
-Some character is shorter/weaker/less capable and is sensitive about it
-There's a sexy woman at some point and the guys blush, get bloody noses, and act like retarded beta horny puppies
-Some woman purposefully tries to seduce someone with her charm but the guy is unimpressed with her womanly qualities
-Some character eats like a morbidly obese black woman and yet is a small framed faggot


Anybody else here prefer consoles?

>be a girl
>play tf2
>talk on mic
>get threatened with rape
How the fuck do you condone this?  I swear to fucking god one person will start blaming me and say how I should not talk on mic.  I just want to play the fucking game.
And you wonder why the world hates you


>tfw my black boyfriend just bought me a PS4

How should I pleasure him?


>mfw my black boyfriend just came into my pussy
>His dick felt really good
>Choked me too because I asked
>Think I'm pregnant

Should I keep the baby? I'm scared guys. You said stay away from blacks but I couldn't resist my sexual attraction to black men.


Just found out my black girlfriend is pregnant and I'm the father

What should I do?


What exactly is wrong with a negro male wanting to breed with a white female? They're men and they want to satisfy sexual urges just like white men.


How does it feel knowing you will never be able to satisfy a woman like this? No, you don't have a micro-penis, but let's be honest, your 5 1/4 inches just isn't cutting it. You say you make up with it with your pussy eating skills, but that is a lie. No tongue can ream a pussy like a superior dong like mine. So glad that I am not a peckerwood white boy.


>Be black
>Laugh at all the small dicked white people on this garbage board while I fuck a white girl's pussy
SMH fam.



Consolefags
>plays and finish the game
PCfriends
>quicksaves
>mods the game
>turns on trainers
>puts more commands in his keyboard
Why we are the casuals again?



I really don't get /a/'s hatred towards Crunchy Roll. I'm able to get 1080p newly aired shows with SUBS the day after they came out. Why is CrunchyRoll frowned upon here when /tv/ actively advocates use of Netflix? I just don't get it.

Where else am I able to get quality anime streams on my Wii U? And most importantly its not like they overcharge for the product.

And the subs on CrunchRoll are almost always better than fantranslated. Sorry but it's just the truth so that alone makes it a superior product than torrents


 A thick cream has turned his BBC ice white.
"God, she still creams him?" you think. The first few times you had expected the cream, but she was still creaming his BBC for the… what, 100th, 200th time? How many times had Bull fucked your Kelly?
Her body is so rigid when she rides Bull. His BBC stretches her out and her legs go stiff so that you wouldn't be able to tell if she were enjoying herself were it not for the tides of cream oozing from her pussy, down Bull's thick shaft.
Bull practically lives in your flat now, and they probably fuck while you are at work. They may have fucked well over 1,000 times. You hadn't the balls to ask how many, though. You could hear them fucking at night, too. Should you have let Bull make you sleep on the sofa? Of course you should. The pleasure that you and your girlfriend get from BBC is more intense than anything you've ever experienced. BBC worship is your life now. At your mother's funeral last week all you could think about watching your mother lower into the ground was how Kelly was probably riding Bull's cock at that very moment, sweating and panting and creaming his BBC. The sadness was gone; everything else fades when your life is devoted to BBC. White woman and black man together is the most potent symbol in the world; and sex between a bull and a white woman is the ultimate sacred act.
Bull's hands grip Kelly's tiny waste. His rubbery cock looks too big for her small pussy. As the cream starts to spatter around her ass, you say your prayer: "Thank you black God and white Goddess for letting me witness this greatest act." The woman must be praised as well as the BBC: without her, he is nothing; but together, they are the ultimate good.



>mfw 32 and I don't understand the appeal of marios, cawadoody, mobas, sports, or cinematic gaimus like uncharted

Can someone fucking EXPLAIN to me why would anyone bother with those casual games that are basically rehashes and have nothing but cliche storys?


>mfw 21 and don't understand the appeal of MMOs

Can someone fucking EXPLAIN? Wouldn't you rather just play a fulfilling single player game that you will remember forever? Like what Timesplitters 2 or 3 has?


>be a girl. ( An actual girl, not a "girl" on the internet). Games are a main part of my life, nothing mystical about me besides that.
>I meet someone that seemed interesting. I knew he was a "gamer".
>We started talking. I told him I play mostly on the PC. It was like he didn't even listen to what I have just said. He went on and kept talking about his games.
>Later, I found out he doesn't even play on the PC. Only some MOBAS and MMOs. He is mostly into console games.

Ok, you people make fun of us girls all the time, and I think it is justified most of the time. But when you are a guy and you only play console games, it is ridiculous.

How can you feel so superior if all you play are games intended for teens on their thirteens?


Need a fun PS2 game to play until my gf gets back from compton on a business trip she's in the stock market.


>gf went to a party in detroit a day ago
>she just texted me saying she'll be back in a week
I'm starting to miss her guys, recommend me some fun games

>pic related mfw


What are some good games to play with my mom?



Is sex better than video games?


>That awkward moment when you are dating a guy that got a wiiu instead of a ps4.

HAHA IWATA IS DEAD. NINTODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHA. I FUCKING LOVE THIS YEAR

>YOUR E3 BOMBED
>YOUR PRESIDENT DIED
>YOUR SYSTEM IS CONFRIMED DEAD.

HAHAHAHAHA SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY!



Just modded my PS2

What are the best games?



>He plays MMOs

The fact that this board loves this shit genre means that anything you say is invalid.

Name one fucking MMO with good gameplay.



What's the most sleep inducing fucking boring anime you've ever picked up?

Pic related


Name an actual good single player game

I'll wait.


>NES dominated
>SNES dominated
>In one generation Sony took over the home console marketshare with PS1 and all third party companies practically stopped caring about Nintendo home consoles even to this day

What the fuck happened? Did Sony bribe them?



Nintendo, unlike Microsoft or Sony, rely on a dedicated nostalgia fueled fanbase

Thus they are more cancerous. They feed upon your childhood memories and suck you in forever.

Like Disney.

Xbox and Playstation userbases change every generation. Some come and go but it always changes. Thus they can't rely on nostalgia because they have no childhood exploitation mascots.

And yet /v/ treats Nintendo like a longlife friend.


>no Bloodborne
>no Halo: the master chief collection
>no Batman: Arkham Knight
>no Driveclub
>no Destiny
>no Bayonetta
>no Vanquish
>no Anarchy Reigns
>no Drakengard 3
>no Sunset Overdrive
>no Scalebound
>no Tales of (Zestiria sucked balls)
>no Dragons Dogma
>no The Darkness (2 is garbage)
>no Asura's Wrath
>no BlazBlue Chronophantasma
>no Muramasa Rebirth
>no Ninja Gaiden
>no LBP
>no Project S.T.E.A.M
>no DMC (besides the awful DMC3 port, the mediocre DMC4 and NT DmC lel)
>no Forza
>no Gran Turismo
>no new Fire Emblem
>no Suda51 games except for the shitty later ones
>no The Witch and The Hundread Knights
>no Killzone
>no the wonderful 101
>No the new Jojo's bizarre adventure games
>no Gears Of War 2 and 3
>no God Of War at all
>no Tekken
>no Soul Calibur
>no Knack
>no new Nintendo-exclusive Sanics
>no new Mario
>no new Metroid
>no new Zelda
>no the new Final Fantasy games (MMORPGs are shit)
>no FFVII remake
>no SMT
>no Splatterhouse 2009
>no Demon's Souls (both dark souls games are dogshit)
>no Marvel VS
>no Red Dead Redemption
>no Ratchet&Clank
>no Banjo&Kazooie
>no Resonance Of Fate
>no Dragon's Crown
>no Dodonpachi Saidaioujou
>no Idolm@ster
>no Atelier
>no MGS the Legacy collection
>no MGS4
>no Persona
>no NHL
>no NFL
>no Kid Icarus Uprising
>no Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze
>no Star Ocean
>no Xenoblade
>no Warriors Orochi
>no EDF2017
>no Pikmin
>no Tokyo Jungle
>no Infamous
>no Yakuza
>no Katamari
>no Blue Dragon
>no Crackdown
>no Lost Odyssey
>no Ni no Kuni
>no Virtua Fighter
>no Nier
>no Disgaea
>no Catherine
>no Folklore
>no Uncharted
>no Last of Us
>no The Order: 1886
>no Uncharted 4
>no Until Dawn
>no Deep Down
>no Let it Die
>no New Guerilla Game (Fucking Dinosaurs and mechs bitch!)
>no Rime
>no Neptunia VII
>no Omega Quintet
>no Fat Princess
>no Splatoon
>no The Last Guardian

There is no reason to build a PC, at all.



Overrated and popular Mediocre/Just plain shitty Anime according to me

Hyouka
Steins;gate
Death Note
Kekkan Sensen
Inferno Cop
Ninja Slayer the Animation
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Gatchman Crowds
Yuri Yuri
Kuroko no Basket
Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex
Sword Art Online
Baccano
Squid Girl
Kill me Baby
Angel Beats
Black Rock Shoter
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU
Punch Line
Brigadoon
Boogiepop Phantom
Casshern Sins
Log Horizon
Gakkou Gurashi!



>PC Gaming
>Not for casuals

I always find it funny when people try to imply this.

PC Gaming in many respects is for casuals. The reason for this is the biggest casuals of all are those that can only afford laptops and always end up playing crap like DotA or LoL, or some terrible MMO. These games tend to be the height of casual shit, and what's worse is that games like SC2 or Diablo have dumbed themselves down to appeal to these people.

Say what you want about consoles and them being filled with casuals (because in many ways they are) at least they do not possess the turbo casuals that make up the majority of the "PC fanbase".

These are people that will not play anything besides LoL, DotA, or Starcraft. On rare occasions they might play indie shit, or Minecraft. Sometimes they might boot up CS:GO or TF2, but usually they stick with DotA/SC. They are the biggest casuals of all time and make playing on the PC that much worse.


Why do mustard rice never understand that Pee-C gaming library isn't appealing to me and a lot of my favorite titles and franchises are only available on consoles? They always insist for everyone to be a Pee-C gaymer without even trying to think that there is this thing called personal preference?



PCs have brought us the following:

>Starcraft Franchise
>Warcarft Franchise
>Half Life Franchise
>Wing Commander Franchise
>Age of empire Franchise
>Command & Conquer Franchise
>Duke Nukem Franchise
>Quake Franchise
>Diablo Franchise
>Dungeon Siege Franchise
>Myst Franchise
>Monkey Island Franchise
>Indiana jones Franchise
>Day Of Tentacles
>Sam & Max Franchise
>Baldur's Gate Franchise
>Counter Strike Franchise
>Unreal Franchise
>Homeworld Franchise
>The Elder's Scroll Franchise
>Doom Franchise
>Heroes Of Might and Magic Franchise
>Civilization Franchise
>Jazz Jackrabbit Franchise
>Rainbow Six Franchise
>Trackmania Franchise
>Worms Franchise
>Aquaria
>Kerbal Space Program
>Battlefield Franchise
>Football Manager Franchise
>Deus Ex Franchise
>World In conflict Franchise (R.U.S.E inclued)
>Ground controll Franchise
>Screamer Franchise
>Total War Franchise
>W40000 Dawn of War Franchise
>Torchlight Franchise
>Dota Franchise
>Compagny of Heroes Franchise
>The Witcher Franchise
>XCOM Franchise
>Team Hospital
>Combat Flight Simulator Franchise
>Fallout Franchise
>Dungeon Keeper Franchise
>SW: Jedi Knight Franchise
>Freespace Franchise
>Starlancer
>Freelancer
>Star Citizen
>Broken Sword Franchise
>Serious Sam Franchise
>Project IGI Franchise


>People prefer digital downloads over physical copies of video games

What the fuck happened? Am I just getting old?



>There still people on /a/ who:

>Watch anime dubbed instead of subbed or raw
>Stream their anime
>Still watch the big three
>Won't watch pre 2000s anime because they think they all look bad or have bad animations
>ONLY like cute girl SoL
>think anime is inherently bad and that it's only good for cute girls because they're super cultured patricians who will read a book if they want story
>read LNs
>read the source material of something just so they can shitpost with the secondaries meme that fatefags pilfered from Touhou's grave
>think that 3x3core is "good taste"
>think that good taste is a thing worth discussing and not dumb shit
>think that watching any specific anime is essential for being able to post
>haven't learned Japanese yet and have no intention on doing so


Worst of all is that they Defend them


>People suddenly hate single player focused games

What the fuck happened? Not everything needs CO-OP/Local MP/Online MP. Why can't there just be nice games where you can immerse yourself in by you self? Like a good book.


>playing video games past the age of 18



For the marketers/shills/remaining Sonyggers on /v/

PS1(Launched in 1994)

>Inferior hardware to the N64 and more expensive
>Pads were brittle cheap pieces of shit
>CD Drive broke easily, had to run it upside down to get motors to work cleanly
>Tons of American Shovelware
>Sony banned JP games and 2D games because their hardware was a piece of shit
>Overpriced memory cards with no benefit like the Saturn's RAM packs
>Worst fanbase
>allowed the re insertion of mass shovelware production in the market
>>went full jew mode on Nintendo before getting into the industry out of spite


PS2(Launched in 2000)

>Disc Read errors
>Shit hardware no one understood
>most games sub-480P compared to Dreamcast's almost universal 640 X 480
>Attacted the casuals like flies on shit
>2D ban still in place till later in life
>Dual Shock 2 still brittle as fuck
>Worst fanbase
>over priced memory cards
>King of shovelware
>worst Architecture

PS3(Launched in 2006)

>$599
>PSN hacked
>Shit online features
>Pay for old out of date game rentals
>NO GAEMS till 2011
>Sony lies
>Worst Fanbase
>Online Passes
>ruthless Cinavia DRM
>Sony told people to get Two Jobs to buy a PS3


PS4(Launched in 2013)

>Pay for online
>Obvious jewing attempt by keeping DNLA and MP3 support out and including Music Unlimited voucher instead
>Slow as fuck and useless OS
>BLOD
>Constant framerate problems
>Less powerful than PC hardware from 2009
>Still NO GAEMS
>Sony Still Lies
>Still the Worst fanbase
>no backwards compability
>PSN got hacked again

Why are Playstation consoles so loved again on this board? It makes no sense.


Pros and Cons of being a console gamer

Pros

>Having a girlfriend or wife
>Having a healthy social life
>Having many friends
>Having a loving family
>Having a good job that you enjoy
>Having a car, a house and family pet
>Being intelligent and good looking with alot of disposable income

Cons
>Some games have less resolution, this may or may not be a big deal in the grand scheme of things

Pros and Cons of being a PC gamer

Pros
>Some games may have better resolution which may or may not be a big deal in the grand scheme of things

Cons
>Being overweight or severely underweight
>Having a mental condition like autism or aspergers
>Being a social recluse
>Feeling the pain of having no girlfriend or even friends
>Constantly living in the past, thinking of nostalgic times (probably games) instead of living in the now and looking at the future
>Having bad hygeine
>Having no family pet due to lazyness


>/v/ says PC is better
>Buy a 2014 prebuilt computer
>Can't run any games released from 2010-2015 properly

Meanwhile the PS3 is 8 years old and plays everything at 60fps.

Thanks a lot assholes.


play game on my PS4
>insert disk
>play
>don't need to worry about overheating, lag, slowdown, drivers, hard disk space or anything
>it's perfectly optimised to my system
>can play in the comfort of my living room with snacks and a pizza
paly game on PC
>can't download from steam day one because shit servers
>need to wait 20 + hours to finally download the game I paid for
>finally play game
>incompatible with my GPU, CPU, and RAM etc, I need to spend thousands to upgrade
>finallly upgrade
>drivers are gltiched
>fix drivers
>drivers are outdated
>update drivers
>play game finally
>game crashes
>game version isn't compatible with my GPU drivers
>update game
>game won't run
>find fix online
>decide to apply some superficial but utterly pointless mod "fixes"
>get banned from steam because I didn't even buy the mod
>stuck on an uncomfortable office table and a swivel chair

PEE CEE MUSTURD RAEC PRIDE XD


Single mom here. I don't play many video games, but I am going to buy my son one of the 3 next gen consoles. He's 14 but I don't want him to play tons of violent games. Which one should it be?


I am going to try to word this as nicely as possible, because I know there are children on /pol/ that cannot help themselves from getting over-emotional over anything they find too close to home.

The white race is dying, it is an undeniable truth. Birthrates are stagnating in Europe, every third world country overproduces children, and the parents then anchor them in the multicultural havens the liberals have provided in every western country. The only reason that governments stopped loosened immigration policies is because of liberal ideology. I don?t see why they wouldn't push for more votes from the poor immigrants, I wouldn?t leave my main source of voting power in the hands of true whites either. Most of the building blocks our forefathers pounded into our civilization are being eroded, and that?s only the things you can see on the outside, the real treats are the internal corruption from this prolonged war on terror, and the military industrial state it?s produced in the last superpower. Why pay extra money to flush out more voters when you can just change policy and win every year? Third world countries would never push these liberal agendas, and you would have to be an oblivious fool not to realize this, and that is exactly what you are if you don't believe jews, feminists and liberals are ruining the west.

Russia, what /pol/ proclaims as the savior of the white race, won't be immune from these effects, they will creep into the great bear just as they have into cultural backwaters in the U.S. They're pushing for so much nationalism because they know that liberals will invade their country too, completely destroying their purity. You have nothing left now.


>turn around
>see this
>what do?



>/v/ tells you a game is good
>it's actually shit

Tell me her name



What anime does /v/ watch when they don't feel like playing video games?



It's 2015 /v/.

PS3 came out in 2006

What did you buy your PS3 for?


console
>put disc in
>play the game

PC
>buy multiple parts that can cost at minimum of $1000
>games work well for months but start to run like shit after months for some reason
>install numerous drivers and software
>install a license rental service aka Steam
>spend $60 on a new game to try
>find it its not that good but can't return it or trade it to a friend
>have to download patches and fixes every 5 seconds
>all the games are unoptimized console ports or lazy indie games
>all my most desired games come months or years after it was on consoles or never come at all
>try to replay some older childhood games on N64 and PS2
>the emulators work like shit and runs like crap
>try to play with controllers
>have to download extra drivers to get them to work
>have to rebind the controls ever time I switch games
>go on kickstarter to support PC games
>they stop supporting the game and run off with the money
>many games crash randomly
>people hack your account and steal your games very easily
>all multiplayer games are filled with hackers that ruin the game
>can't play couch co-op with my bro just take turns
>have to play on a unconfortable chair instead of a couch
>start to notices games flaws cause of going on /v/ and seeing them complain about it all the time
>complain more about games now then play them

What's the point of PC gaming?



When did you grow out of western games?



Black guy here. I got my white girlfriend pregnant. Should I kill this bitch? She said she's keeping the baby


The future is so bright, I don't need my eyes to see it. Once those goddamn racist white people are extinct, Europe and America can finally be as influential, progressive and innovative as Africa or South America. It's simple: To eliminate racism we need to kill all white people. Through abortion, racemixing, homosexual propaganda, wars for foreign interests, destruction of family values and gender roles, cultural Marxism, mass immigration, injection of false history and a white guilt complex. I'm so glad Israel is protecting its borders so relentlessly, deporting African immigrants, doing DNA tests for Jewishness before they let someone in, do a family tree analysis before they let people marry and use all the holocaust reparations to fund families and high birth rates to ensure their bloodline is kept clean while we racists get to watch our women get raped by black savages we didn't invite in the name of multiculturalism and political correctness. We'll finally be free of oppression when the Jewish chosen people can finally rule over the brown, mixed, cultureless mass like they have always wanted. The German chancellor was recently awarded the Coudenhove-Kalergi-prize, named after the man who dreamed of a Negroid-Eurasian mixed race ruled over by Jews. Glad to see European politicians protecting the interest of their people. White men resign from social contact, impressionable females will let their ovaries dry up for careers or petty issues like "Social Justice" or "Feminism" while the most beautiful women will gladly take the black dick after all the years of brainwashing, effectively eliminating their chance of any decent man accepting them after their despicable act. Or, as can be seen here, men actually take pleasure in their women being taken away by foreigners.



Why don't you have a girlfriend?

You kids are missing out.

Stay jelly virgins.



Why PC gaming is inferior

>too much crashing
>no support
>poor online
>too much hackers
>pirates ruin all the games
>all games are MMOs or require grind
>games that are not mmos are too hard to play without reading a 10 hour tutorial on how to dock at a station(X games come in mind)
>No achievement points
>blue screen of death
>low frame rates
>pay to win(not everyone has the same pc)
>legal hacking(programmable keyboards)
>No TV support
>Unintuitive layout
>No AAA exclusives
>No free voice chat
>Steam wont let me trade games with friends
>no cloud gaming support
>need drivers
>need to upgrade OS every 2 years
>Errors everywhere
>Need to repair every month due to poor programming
>Need to keep buying Norton to be safe on the internet
>No rumble
>no motion tracking
>no simple app menus
>most games are unoptimized
>software is not approved by Sony or MS
>1minute boot time
>have to sit in a chair
>have to remember key binding for all letters
>every game has 500+ bindings
>only good PC exclusives require always online
>Best games are 15/month
>error pop ups every 2min
>games are digital only
>emulators are illegal
>people call you a nerd for using PC
>require a engineering PHD to create a PC that wont blow up in your face


Just found out my wife cheated on me while she was in detroit
I need some uplifting video games to play.



You have 10 seconds to defend consoles.

[spoiler]you can't even do that[/spoiler]