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- Well I'm guessing the Coronavirus magically disappeared since the Russia-Ukraine conflict started happening... Anyway, here's the news.
- ‘Global Food Crisis’
- Agriculture Org: Ukraine War Will Have ‘Catastrophic’ Effect, 50% Drop in Crop Yields
- A person presents wheat crops on August 4, 2016 in Godewaersvelde, part of France's lowest wheat output estimates since 1986. - France, the European Union's biggest grain producer, is headed for its smallest wheat harvest in three decades because of heavy rains and lack of sunlight, the agriculture ministry said …
- The world is heading into a global food crisis thanks to the war in Ukraine, according to the head of one major Agri organisation.
- Kamala Harris Attacks Truckers for Pollution as ‘People’s Convoy’ Protesters Hit D.C.
- Kamala Harris Attacks Truckers for Pollution as ‘People’s Convoy’ Protesters Hit D.C.
- 💭 Imagines a World of Electric Trucks and Buses, Zero Emissions
- 6,069
- National Average Gas Price Breaks All-Time Record High
- National Average Gas Price Breaks All-Time Record High…
- WENDELL HUSEBØ
- 532
- Alec Baldwin: 'Rust' Lawsuits Are Motivated by Money
- Alec Baldwin: 'Rust' Lawsuits Are Motivated by Money
- 6,273
- Harris Attacks Truckers for Pollution as 'People's Convoy' Hits D.C.
- Harris Attacks Truckers for Pollution as 'People's Convoy' Hits D.C.
- 6,069
- Buttigieg Promotes Electric Cars as Solution to High Gas Prices
- Buttigieg Promotes Electric Cars as Solution to High Gas Prices
- 2,182
- White House Rejects Idea of Boosting Domestic Oil Production
- White House Rejects Idea of Boosting Domestic Oil Production
- 9,236
- Blinken: NATO Has Green Light to Send Fighter Jets to Ukraine
- Blinken: NATO Has Green Light to Send Fighter Jets to Ukraine
- 10,697
- Merkley: Must Have 'World Transition' to Green Energy to Fight Putin
- Merkley: Must Have 'World Transition' to Green Energy to Fight Putin
- 4,740
- John Durham Asks Court to Deny Sussmann's Motion to Dismiss
- John Durham Asks Court to Deny Sussmann's Motion to Dismiss
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- U.S. Crude Oil Imports up 40.6% Under Biden
- U.S. Crude Oil Imports up 40.6% Under Biden
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- National Gas Price Average Reaches $4 per Gallon
- National Gas Price Average Reaches $4 per Gallon
- 5,772
- Ukraine War Will Have ‘Catastrophic’ Effect on Food Supply - Agri Org
- Ukraine War Will Have ‘Catastrophic’ Effect on Food Supply - Agri Org
- Monkeyman Appears in Court After Killing White Woman in Worthington.
- He'll get the chair eventually. (Probably not.)
- White Man Dies After White-Knighting Negress Who Was Arguing with Her Negro Boyfriend at Safeway in Wilmington.
- Monka-Belunka Arrested After Going on Rape and Robbing Crime Spree in Long County.
- Nigahiga Arrested After Sexually Assaulting Coworkers at Waterloo Convenience Store.
- Boston: Nigga Steals Elderly Man's Medication and Beats Him Unconscious.
- Spain: At Least 3 Officers Injured During Protests Between Cops and Negro Migrants.
- Negro Fag Cop Sexually Assaults Man at Chicago Hospital.
- 2 Groids Arrested for Burglary Spree in Montgomery County.
- ............ Weather.
- Tue 08 | Day
- 46°
- 94%
- N 13 mph
- Cloudy with rain ending for the afternoon. High 46F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 90%.
- Humidity
- 80%
- UV Index
- 3 of 10
- Sunrise
- 6:47 am
- Sunset
- 6:33 pm
- Tue 08 | Night
- 34°
- 7%
- N 10 mph
- Partly cloudy this evening with more clouds for overnight. Low 34F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 92%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 10:22 am
- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
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- Wed 09
- 64°
- /36°
- Mostly Sunny
- 6%
- NE 11 mph
- Thu 10
- 74°
- /45°
- Sunny
- 7%
- SSE 10 mph
- Fri 11
- 48°
- /30°
- AM Showers/Wind
- 70%
- N 24 mph
- Sat 12
- 58°
- /30°
- Sunny
- 0%
- NNE 13 mph
- Sun 13
- 66°
- /45°
- Mostly Sunny
- 3%
- S 14 mph
- Mon 14
- 79°
- /48°
- Mostly Sunny
- 9%
- SW 15 mph
- Tue 15
- 77°
- /48°
- Partly Cloudy
- 8%
- NNW 11 mph
- Wed 16
- 79°
- /55°
- Partly Cloudy
- 5%
- S 15 mph
- Thu 17
- 79°
- /54°
- Partly Cloudy
- 18%
- S 16 mph
- Fri 18
- 75°
- /49°
- Showers
- 37%
- NNW 13 mph
- Sat 19
- 72°
- /44°
- Few Showers
- 34%
- N 13 mph
- Sun 20
- 74°
- /47°
- AM Showers
- 36%
- NW 12 mph
- Mon 21
- 77°
- /52°
- Mostly Sunny
- 17%
- SSW 14 mph
- Tue 22
- 78°
- /51°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 30%
- SSW 13 mph
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- Current threat: The Kaucasian Koffee Klub. ☕️
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- Beavis and Butt-head
- Beavis and Butt-head is a poorly-drawn cartoon that was on MTV back when it actually played a mix of decent and shitty music instead of featuring 16-year-old cumdumpsters having babies with rapists.
- The show was created by some douchebag redneck named Mike Judge, the creator of beloved classics like The Propane and Propane Accessories Show and... that's pretty much it. The program is mainly designed for the RADICAL SK8R DUDEZ BRAH and teenagers who think masturbation is considered an actual hobby for their resume at McDonalds. MTV ran this classic 90's memento longer than it played actual music videos.
- Beavis and Butt-head spawned it's own movie which was outgrossed by a sinking ship with an Oscar snub and later forgotten in the box of old Richard Simmons VHS tapes. The animation was shitty at the time it was shown, but teenagers thought it was creative for a retarded Texan to draw people in the style of an autistic kindergartner. The show is notable for horrible music video reviews that would interrupt the intense and suspenseful stories that Beavis and Butt-head were developing throughout each episode, plot lines like "what would Butt-head do with Beavis' ass stuck in a photocopier," or "will piloting an Army drone be the same experience as driving one in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas?"
- (( HUH HUH HUH, HEH-HEH ))
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- The total lunar eclipse that occurred in April 2014, as viewed from Charleston, West Virginia. The first of two total lunar eclipses in 2014, it was visible in the Americas and the Pacific Ocean region. Although within the Earth's shadow, the eclipsed moon is lit by sunlight refracted and scattered by the Earth's atmosphere, and more of this light reaches the outer parts of the umbra than the center of it. During this eclipse, the Moon passed south of the center of the umbra, so its southern part was noticeably lighter.
- Photograph: Robert Jay GaBany
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go suck a 14 year old girl's clit.... What?....... I think 14 year old girls are hot.
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