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  1. Greetings,
  2. Thank you for your efforts in driving off those unlicensed miners from high sec. Those parasites drive down prices and profit for ethical miners.
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  4. As have no doubt noticed Sun Sukarala the Third was not mining at the time; mining lasers off, all drones in the drone bay, no illegal ore in the ore bay and so on. Furthermore, the locations of deaths of previous Sun Sukaralas demonstrates we are active in low sec where James 315 (in his infinite charity) permits unlicensed miners.
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  6. Obviously sometimes mistakes happen. People die in space, and frankly, Sun Sukarala the Third was ill-tempered and nobody misses him. I wouldn’t even exist if not for the Third’s little “accident”.
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  8. However, I understand the guilt you must be feeling for uttering such a profane accusation in vain. Unlicensed mining in highsec is a craven act almost as cowardly as licensed mining in highsec! I understand how it burns to know that such a sacrilegious statement, once uttered, can never be un-uttered.
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  10. Please put such thoughts out of you mind and get back to driving off unlicensed miners.
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  12. I’d even be willing to pretend that this unfortunate profanity was never uttered, if say, you cover the costs of cleaning up the Thirds mess under your Ship Replacement Program. A mere pittance, 100M ISK for the implants and 30M ISK for the ship would be more than sufficient for this purpose.
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  14. Praying for your soul,
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  17. Sun Sukarala the Fourth
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