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- You know why I didn't kill myself, you little bitch? Because your mom is fucking hot... Anyway, here's the news I guess.
- Biden Sez ’Not Sure about’ Polls Showing Voters Favor GOP on Economy
- ‘A Lot of What We’ve Done Has Not Kicked in Yet’
- During an interview with MSNBC on Friday, President Joe Biden responded to polling data showing people trust Republicans on the economy by stating he’s not sure how accurate polls are and “a lot of what we’ve done and we’ve passed
- Mitch McConnell Pulls PAC Ads Out of New Hampshire, Effectively Sabotaging GOP Candidate Don Bolduc
- Mitch McConnell Pulls PAC Ads Out of New Hampshire, Sabotaging GOP Candidate Don Bolduc
- Spends $9 million to Boost Pro-impeachment Sen. Lisa Murkowski
- 2,394
- Federal Appeals Court Temporarily Blocks Biden Student Debt Transfer…
- KEN KLUKOWSKI
- 602
- …Fact Check: Justice Amy Coney Barrett Did Not Side with Biden over Student Debt Lawsuit
- 151
- Biden: My Intention Is to Run in 2024 – Jill Wants Me to Keep Working
- PAM KEY
- 659
- Biden Expands ‘Disaster Migrant’ Population to 530,000
- NEIL MUNRO
- 41
- Exclusive: Rep. Randy Weber Leads House Resolution Panning Biden for ‘Recklessly Gutting’ Oil Reserves for Political Gain
- JOSHUA KLEIN
- 6
- Joe Biden Asks Transgender ‘Barbie Pocket’ Man for Midterm Support
- 640
- Venezuelan ‘Opposition’ to Dissolve Guaidó Government in 2023
- 7
- Mullahs Put Iranian Athlete Who Competed Without Hijab Under House Arrest
- 71
- India-Russia Bilateral Trade Hits All-Time High amid Ukraine Sanctions
- India-Russia Bilateral Trade Hits All-Time High amid Ukraine Sanctions
- 132
- Chinese Sales of Halloween Kitsch to Western Countries Collapse
- Chinese Sales of Halloween Kitsch to Western Countries Collapse
- 30
- Copycat Anti-Xi Jinping Protests Crop Up in at Least Eight Chinese Cities
- 56
- Brazil: Election Authority Blocks Bolsonaro, Journalists from Calling Leftist Lula ‘Corrupt’
- 10
- MSNBC’s Reid: GOP, Media ‘Gaslighting’ Women Voters — ‘Abortion Is an Economic Issue’
- 306
- Breitbart Business Digest: Things Could Get Worse Than We Expect
- 75
- Tim Ryan: ‘I Don’t Regret’ Voting for Stimulus, I Didn’t Know It Would Cause Inflation
- 94
- 🌊 Red Tsunami! 🌊
- RealClearPolitics Projects GOP Wins in MI, WI, OR, NV Governor Races
- 2,415
- Bolduc Catches Hassan in New Hampshire Senate Race
- 132
- Biden Voices Fears of ‘MEGA MAGA’
- 1,860
- WATCH: Floridians Arrested During Voter Fraud Crackdown
- 737
- Hidin’ Biden: 17 Days to Go, Joe Headed to Beach House in Delaware Again
- 479
- Mark Kelly Hit for Supporting Men Competing in Women’s Sports…
- 72
- …EXCLUSIVE — Masters Rips Kelly over Plane Rentals from Defense Contractor
- 45
- Bannon Gets 4 Months Behind Bars for Defying 1/6 Subpoena
- Bannon Gets 4 Months for Defying 1/6 Subpoena
- 4,154
- Qatar to Require World Cup Visitors to Download Data-Tracking Spyware on Private Phones
- Qatar to Require World Cup Visitors to Download Data-Tracking Spyware to Phones
- 60
- Trijicon RMRcc Red Dot: A Recoil-Ready, Compact Optic Made in USA
- Trijicon RMRcc Red Dot: A Recoil-Ready, Compact Optic Made in USA
- 5
- Ohio Youth Football Coach Killed in Front of Players
- 926
- Dallas Man Allegedly Shoots Woman to Death for Beating Him at Basketball
- 89
- Hornets’ James Bouknight Found Unconscious in Car Blocking Traffic, Cited for Drunk Driving
- Hornets’ Star Found Unconscious in Car Blocking Traffic, Cited for Drunk Driving
- 153
- Ex-Keystone XL Pipeline Welder: Biden Administration ‘Has Everything to Do’ with Rising Energy Costs
- Ex-Keystone XL Pipeline Welder: Biden Admin ‘Has Everything to Do’ with Rising Energy Costs
- 757
- Klain: GOP Wanted Us to Lower Gas Prices, Now They’re Saying SPR Should Be for Emergencies Only
- White House Whines over Criticism of Trying to Buy Votes with Draining of Strategic Oil Reserve
- Be Grateful, Peasants! ‘We Did Something About Gas Prices’
- Doubt: Klain Claims USA Will See ‘Record Oil Production’ in 2023
- 3,352
- Summers: Making Drilling, Fracking Easier and Cutting Regulations Would Decrease Costs
- Summers: Making Drilling, Fracking Easier and Cutting Regulations Would Decrease Costs
- 414
- Breitbart Business Digest: The ‘Potential’ Problem for Economic Growth and Inflation
- Breitbart Business Digest: The ‘Potential’ Problem for Economic Growth and Inflation
- 35
- Exclusive: Konnech, Now Accused of Storing U.S. Poll Worker Data in China, Once Contracted with Pentagon to Help Soldiers Cast Ballots
- Exclusive: Election Software Company Konnech Assisted DoD with Military, Overseas Voters
- CEO Now Arrested for Allegedly Storing U.S. Poll Worker Data in China
- KRISTINA WONG
- 297
- Democrat Midterm Pitch: Republicans Want to Take Away ‘Your Girlfriend’s IUD’
- Out of Touch
- Democrat Midterm Pitch: Republicans Want to Take Away ‘Your Girlfriend’s IUD’
- BRECCAN F. THIES
- 1,347
- Tulsi Gabbard Endorses Republican Tudor Dixon for Michigan Governor
- Tulsi Gabbard Endorses Tudor Dixon for Michigan Governor
- PAUL BOIS
- 643
- ‘Jersey Shore Gisele’: PA Democrat Fetterman Attacks Oz over NJ Home, but His Own Wife Lived in the State
- ‘Jersey Shore Gisele’: PA Democrat Fetterman Attacks Oz over NJ Home, but His Wife Lived There
- NICK GILBERTSON
- 354
- Poll: Minnesota Republican Scott Jensen Leads Governor’s Race
- Poll: Minnesota Republican Scott Jensen Leads Governor’s Race
- PAUL BOIS
- 309
- Kathy Barnette Urges Her Supporters to Vote for Mehmet Oz
- Kathy Barnette Urges Her Supporters to Vote for Mehmet Oz
- 3,023
- Poll: Majority of French Want All Illegals Placed in Deportation Centres
- Poll: Majority of French Want All Illegals Placed in Deportation Centres
- 166
- Germany Could Run Out of Gas by February, Must Cut Consumption by Up to 30 Per Cent
- Germany Could Run Out of Gas by February, Must Cut Consumption by Up to 30%
- 931
- Madrid To Refund €1.7 Million Lockdown Fines After Coronavirus State of Emergency Ruled Unlawful
- Madrid To Refund Lockdown Fines After Coronavirus State of Emergency Ruled Unlawful
- 46
- Exclusive — Rep. Ashley Hinson: Biden ‘Needs to Own Up’ to Border Failures, Release Border Data
- Exclusive — Rep. Ashley Hinson: Biden ‘Needs to Own Up’ to Border Failures, Release Border Data
- 357
- Business Pushes for Lame-Duck Amnesty
- Big Business Pushes for Lame-Duck Amnesty
- 136
- Cubans Film Crowded Sea Voyage to Florida, Running into Other ‘Rafters’ Along the Way
- Cubans Film Crowded Sea Voyage to Florida, Running into Other ‘Rafters’ Along the Way
- 138
- CDC Panel Unanimously Votes in Favor of Recommending Coronavirus Vaccine to Child Immunization Schedule
- CDC Panel Unanimously Votes in Favor of Recommending Coronavirus Vaccine to Child Immunization Schedule…
- 1,130
- Florida ‘First in the Nation’ to Reframe the Way It Handles Children’s Mental Health
- Florida ‘First in the Nation’ to Reframe the Way It Handles Children’s Mental Health
- 20
- FL Surgeon General: Florida Children Will Not Be Required to Get the Coronavirus Jab, Regardless of CDC
- …FL Surgeon General: Florida Children Will Not Be Required to Get Jab, Regardless of CDC
- 238
- Report: Elon Musk Plans to Lay Off 75% of Twitter’s Employees
- Report: Elon Musk Plans to Lay Off 75% of Twitter’s Employees
- ALLUM BOKHARI
- 1,703
- Tesla Praises Chinese Communist Government While Seeking More Market Share
- Tesla Praises Chinese Communist Government
- 104
- ‘Off the Charts:’ Data Shows Amazon’s Speed Targets Greatly Increase Risk of Worker Injury
- Data Shows Amazon’s Speed Targets Greatly Increase Risk of Worker Injury
- 37
- Michigan Cannibal Found Guilty of Killing Man Named Kevin Bacon
- ETHAN LETKEMAN
- 312
- Police: Pack of Unleashed Pit Bulls Attack Toddler, 2 Others in Staten Island
- 50
- Report: Texas Man Accused of Attacking Pregnant Girlfriend, Killing Unborn Baby Gets No Prison Time
- Report: Texas Man Accused of Attacking Pregnant Girlfriend, Killing Unborn Baby Gets No Prison Time
- 868
- Report: Chicago Man on Electronic Monitoring Found 7 Miles from Home, Excuse Was Trying to Catch Dog
- Report: Chicago Man on Electronic Monitoring Found 7 Miles from Home, Excuse Was Trying to Catch Dog
- 45
- Muslim Parents in Michigan Protest Sexually Explicit Books in Schools
- Muslim Parents in Michigan Protest Sexually Explicit Books in Schools
- BRECCAN F. THIES
- 957
- Kathy Barnette Urges Supporters to Vote for Dr. Oz
- Kathy Barnette Urges Supporters to Vote for Dr. Oz
- 3,023
- Federal Appeals Court Temporarily Blocks Biden Student Debt Transfer
- Federal Appeals Court Temporarily Blocks Biden Student Debt Transfer
- 602
- Raskin to Trump: Don't Be a Snowflake Tell 1/6 Probe How 2020 Stolen
- Raskin to Trump: Don't Be a Snowflake Tell 1/6 Probe How 2020 Stolen
- 1,275
- Biden: John Fetterman's Wife 'Going to Be a Great Lady in the Senate'
- Biden: John Fetterman's Wife 'Going to Be a Great Lady in the Senate'
- 4,806
- Joe Biden Asks 'Barbie Pocket' Man for Midterm Support
- Joe Biden Asks 'Barbie Pocket' Man for Midterm Support
- 640
- Biden: 'A Lot of What We've Done' on Economy 'Has Not Kicked in Yet'
- Biden: 'A Lot of What We've Done' on Economy 'Has Not Kicked in Yet'
- 2,913
- Mitch McConnell Pulls Pac Ads Out of New Hampshire
- Mitch McConnell Pulls Pac Ads Out of New Hampshire
- 2,394
- Bannon Gets 4 Months Behind Bars for Defying 1/6 Subpoena
- Bannon Gets 4 Months Behind Bars for Defying 1/6 Subpoena
- 4,154
- Klain on SPR Criticism: GOP Wanted Us to Lower Gas Prices
- Klain on SPR Criticism: GOP Wanted Us to Lower Gas Prices
- 3,352
- 'The Reset Begins' – Top Tory Says 'Free Market Experiment Is Over'
- 'The Reset Begins' – Top Tory Says 'Free Market Experiment Is Over'
- Mudshark and Erectus Arrested After Beating Child Over a Period of 6 Months, Before Finally Beating Her to Death.
- They just told the police that they have no idea how the child could get those injuries... Yeah. They weren't even trying.
- Negro Ex-(Foot)Baller Arrested for Killing Apartment Dweller Over Marijuana.
- Ball of Pubes with a Negro Under it Arrested After "Accidentally" Shooting 17-Year-Old in the Chest.
- Police Arrest 3 in Coonnection with Mass of Shootings in Marshall.
- Capuchin Arrested After Ramming His Car into Another Vehicle During Car-Chase, Killing Both of the People Inside.
- 2 Sheboons Shoot up St. Louis Bar After Being Told it Was Closed.
- Nacogdoches Niggabitch Arrested After Beating Man with Baseball Bat Before Damaging His Car too.
- Paki Arrested in Athens After Dumping Cocaine out His Car Window.
- ....... Weather.
- Today
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- Sat 22 | Day
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- Sun and clouds mixed. High 89F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph. Higher wind gusts possible.
- Humidity
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- UV Index
- 7 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:36 am
- Sunset
- 6:52 pm
- Sat 22 | Night
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- Some clouds. Low 66F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
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- UV Index
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- Moonrise
- 4:46 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 5:33 pm
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- Current threat: Death awaiting. 💀
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- OpFerguson
- Michael Brown of Ferguson, Missouri.jpg
- 2014 was rattled by a young, up-and-coming terrorist named Michael Brown, the reincarnation of Trayvon Martin. That is, until he was shot to death by a brave white cop named Darren Wilson, who in turn became a very wealthy man as a result of fulfilling this bounty. Officer Wilson's keen instincts and thorough training helped him see straight through the nigger's cunning plan to rob the nearest liquor store, and on August 9th, Ferguson, Missouri became the next Sanford, Florida.
- Niggers quickly started chimping out, and that was the cue for "Ferguson's finest" to induce a riot, deploying tear gas, armored vehicles, and heavy weaponry to soothe the tension in the the quiet Ferguson suburb. Naturally, Anonymous capitalized on the awesome publicity the department received for their deft handling of the situation, and decided to exact justice by declaring OpFerguson and incorrectly doxing the cop who killed the terrorist. Lulz ensued, as expected, and this eventually led the chief of police to reveal the true hero's name.
- This only led to more lulz, as a fundraiser was set up for the outed officer, Darren Wilson, which raised almost $200,000 in 23 days to ensure he and his family could safely relocate to a new home and enjoy a life of early retirement.
- (( IT PAYS TO SERVE THE COMMUNITY ))
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- Alexander Fleming FRS FRSE FRCS (6 August 1881 – 11 March 1955) was a Scottish physician and microbiologist, best known for discovering the world's first broadly effective antibiotic substance, which he named penicillin. His discovery in 1928 of what was later named benzylpenicillin (or penicillin G) from the mould Penicillium rubens is described as the "single greatest victory ever achieved over disease." For this discovery, he shared the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine in 1945 with Howard Florey and Ernst Boris Chain.
- Photograph credit: U.K. Government
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go spray Jessie Tyler Ferguson with a fire extinguisher.
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