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- Love
- Love is the antithesis of hæt and the answer to how babby is formed. Also, the most widely used rationalization for sex and/or drama. It was invented by the French as an excuse for their smelly armpits. "I love you" is a direct translation of the phrase "Pardonnez-moi, je suis un poseur", which also means "It's just that I'm French". Historically, love has been the perfect excuse for mimes to cut their wrists after each failed performance and later proceed to show that they've failed at suicide as well. Love is also the main subject discussed in religion and politics. It is, thus, an excuse for failure and writing crappy poetry, and it is politically incorrect.
- (( LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED. ))
- ......... Well, I figured I'd channel my inner gaymer and give you guys the rundown for that crappy NES game paperboy.
- Paperboy
- In Paperboy, you're a kid who wants to earn some money delivering papers for
- the Daily Sun. But the only paperboy route open is down the roughest,
- toughest, most dangerous street in town.
- But of course, you signed on anyway.
- If you can successfully deliver papers without getting too battered (or losing
- all your customers) for one week, you'll have enough money to last you a long
- time.
- Any questions?
- ___________________
- 2. Controls
- ___________________
- Okay, so you've never played Paperboy before. That's understandable, I'm sure
- that a lot of people haven't. So, I guess you'll want to know the Controls:
- D Pad Up: Speeds up
- D Pad Left/Right: Turns
- D Pad Down: Brakes
- A/B: Throws Paper
- Start: Pauses the game
- Select: Selects the Number of Players at the menu screen
- The Select button serves no other function used during the game.
- I hope you have these down, because they couldn't be any easier to understand!
- __________________________
- 3. The Absolute Basics
- __________________________
- Okay, we've started the game and are prepared to deliver some papers. Now
- what?
- Well, first of all, at the beginning a picture of the street will appear, and
- it will show red and blue houses. The Blue houses are the ones that you
- deliver papers to, and the Red ones you can leave well enough alone.
- The houses are their respectable red and blue colors both on the map, and
- during the game.
- NOTE: White, blue, and yellow houses are all subscribers. In other words, all
- of the non-red houses are subscribers!
- Now you have to deliver papers to all of the blue houses. That means getting
- a paper in the mailbox or on the doorstep of each house. Note that getting a
- paper in the mailbox will earn you more points.
- Oh yeah, and if you miss a house, or break one of their windows, they'll
- cancel their subscription!
- If you should make a perfect delivery, that is, get a paper to every
- subscribing house, someone will resubscribe and you'll have another customer.
- But, as you might have expected, the street is full of enemies and obstacles
- that are determined to make sure that this doesn't happen! Your other job is
- to avoid all of these hazards, making sure that you don't get a broken back by
- crashing your bike into something.
- You can also have a little fun, too. There are lots of windows to break,
- garbage cans to knock over, and little trees to damage, which will earn you a
- lot of points! Just simply throw a paper, and if your aim is good, you'll get
- some points.
- Just make sure you only break the windows on the red houses, not the blue!
- If you make it to the end of the street, you get to run through the Training
- Course!
- And then, it's on to the next day.
- ________________________
- 4. Types of Houses
- ________________________
- Of course, not all of the houses on the street are the same. But there are
- only 6 basic types of houses, three that start out red, and three that start
- out blue, so I've listed some notes about them here.
- Blue Houses
- -----------------
- #1. The Small House
- Description: A small house with attached garage. The doorstep is located in
- the center, but the mailbox is on the other side of a window, located closer
- to the garage.
- Notes: With this house, I usually aim for the doorstep. Whenever you go for
- the mailbox, there is a large chance that you might break that annoying
- window, making you lose that house.
- #2. The House of Windows
- Description: A larger house, shaped like an L. There are lots of windows on
- every side. The mailbox is right next to the doorstep, which is located at
- the corner of the L.
- Notes: On this house, just aim for the doorstep, as there is a good chance
- that you might make it in the mailbox. If this house unsubscribes (turns red)
- then start madly throwing papers, because it's easy to break lots of windows
- on this house!
- #3. The Square House
- Description: The house itself isn't really square, it just seems that way.
- There are lots of windows on the back of the house, and the mailbox and
- doorstep are located on the front side, right next to each other. There is a
- large driveway, so you can ride your bike up close to the house and deliver
- your paper.
- Notes: This is the easiest house to hit the mailbox! Just ride right up
- close, and throw right when you get to the mailbox. It couldn't be any
- simpler!
- The Red Houses
- ------------------
- #1. The Slanty Z House
- Description: This house is laid out in the shape of a Z, only slanted a
- little. There are a few windows scattered around, and two tombstones in
- front. The doorstep is large and very easy to hit with a paper.
- Notes: This is the best red house to get for a resubscriber, as the doorstep
- is easier to hit than the other houses. There are only a few scattered
- windows, so breaking them will take careful aim.
- #2. The Hidden Doorway House
- Description: This house is laid out in the shape of a slanted I. The doorway
- is tilted to one side, so it is impossible to see the doorstep. The house
- itself is very small, and has a large driveway, ideal for riding through.
- Notes: This is the worst house to get for a resubscriber. As I said before,
- the doorway is tilted so it is hard to see exactly where to throw the paper.
- Try to get up close for a better shot, if the situation calls for it.
- #3. The Mansion
- Description: A larger house, it is built in the shape of a square, with
- sloping roofs and twin towers next to the front door. An easy to hit line of
- windows is located to the right of the doorway.
- Notes: This is a great house to break windows on! The line of the three
- windows to the right of the doorway is perfect for breaking, and there are a
- few other easy ones scattered around as well.
- _________________________
- 5. Points and Scoring
- _________________________
- Here are the point values for various objects throughout the game. The point
- values stay the same in every level.
- Street
- ================================
- Bundle of Papers: 50 Points
- Successful Delivery to the Doorstep: 300 Points
- Successful Delivery to the Mailbox: 700 Points
- Broken Window: 300 Points
- Trash Cans: 300 Points
- Small Palm Trees: 300 Points
- Stone Posts: 300 Points
- Tombstones: 300 Points
- Training Course
- ================================
- Circular Targets: 200 Points
- Square Targets: 100 Points
- Time Bonus: 100 Points for every second remaining.
- If I've missed anything, email me about it.
- _______________________
- 6. The Enemies
- _______________________
- Throughout the game, many people and things are always trying to gang up on
- you to force you to crash, and then quit your job. I classify an enemy as
- "Anything that moves, but does not necessarily have a mind of it's own."
- Some of these enemies will not appear on Monday, and will instead be found
- starting on Tuesday, and will continue to show up through Sunday. This is
- noted where applicable.
- Bicycle Tire
- These things roll around in a predictable square pattern. Watch the pattern,
- so that you won't be caught by surprise. You could also hit it with a paper
- to stop it rolling. Don't you wish a real tire could roll forever without
- falling down?
- Remote Controlled Car
- Like the Tire, the remote controlled car drives around in a square pattern.
- You can also hit this one with a paper to stop it.
- Skateboarder
- Remember back in the 80s, when skateboarding was considered cool by all? The
- skateboarder in the game, however, pops out of nowhere coming down the
- sidewalk at you at high speeds. If you see him, drive on to the lawn of a
- nearby house to get out of his way.
- Grandma
- Why would an old lady be so mad at the local paperboy? As you speed by a
- house, she'll pop out and start running after you with a rolling pin. Just
- ride away quickly to get away from her.
- Kicking Man
- The standing joke over at my house is that this guy is trying to put his pants
- on while lying down in the middle of the sidewalk. I usually just ride around
- him. If you hit this nut with a paper, he'll stop kicking, but he'll still be
- in your way. I've also heard that this guy is just break dancing.
- Construction Worker
- He just stands there, jackhamering away, not making any holes of any kind,
- just jackhammering away. He's also blocking your way! Most people just ride
- around him, like with the kicking man.
- Go Kart
- Some little kid has come out here to play with his go kart. He just pedals
- out of the driveway and stops. Sometimes he blocks your way, sometimes not.
- If he does, just ride around him.
- Dog
- This annoying mutt can be found alongside most doghouses. If you ride by,
- he'll start to chase you. When he does, throw a paper at him to make him
- stop! If you don't, he'll keep following you, and will manage to attack you
- if you make any left turns.
- Motorcycle Dudes
- At the two intersections, you can always find these guys driving along. Brake
- if you see them coming in front of you, and speed up if they're coming right
- at you.
- Man in Sewer
- Some nut job is hiding out in the sewer, poking his head up in random
- locations. He's usually not much of a problem, as all of the sewers are on
- the street, but he can catch you by surprise if he pops up right in front of
- you.
- Running Kid
- As you ride by, kids will run across the sidewalk right in front of you.
- They'll keep running until they go off screen. If you see one coming, hit the
- brakes! Some also say that this mysterious figure is a lawn ornament that has
- come to life, but no one really knows for sure...
- Cars
- All of the moving cars on the street are red, and they're headed in your
- direction! They are very hard to get around if you're in the street, which is
- why I like to stay on the sidewalk.
- Dust Devil
- This little cyclone (tornado) will come up behind you and get in the way.
- Pedal at full speed to avoid crashing into it! The cyclone does not appear on
- Monday.
- Death
- The Grim Reaper, much like the kid on the go kart, will walk into the middle
- of the sidewalk, sometimes blocking your path, and sometimes not. He does not
- appear on Monday.
- ___________________
- 7. The Obstacles
- ___________________
- I classify an obstacle by anything that does not move, but can kill you.
- Houses are not counted as obstacles.
- Parked Car
- These green antiques are always parked right up next to the curb, so it's easy
- to crash into them! Be especially wary if you are riding in the street!
- Miniature Fences
- Is there a gardener in the house? These little fences do nothing but take up
- space in the front yards of houses, making them easy to crash into if you're
- cutting across lawns.
- Drainage Grates
- Who crashes their bike when they hit one of these on the street? Not me! Oh
- well, these must be special. They appear right next to the paths between the
- street and the sidewalk, so watch out for them!
- Trash Cans
- These always appear two at a time. While you can crash into them, you can
- also get 300 Points for hitting them with a newspaper!
- Miniature Palm Trees
- Like the trash cans, you can pick up 300 points for hitting these with a
- paper, and they also come two at a time.
- Stone Posts
- They're small, they appear on the corners of yards, and they make a funny
- sound if you hit them with a paper. As a bonus, you'll also get 300 points.
- Tombstones
- Who would bury a person in their front yard? Don't you need a special permit
- for that? Anyway, tombstones are found in front of most of the red houses.
- You can pick up 300 points for knocking them over with a paper.
- Large Trees
- The larger, real trees can be found usually on the far left of the screen,
- where no one ever goes. With that in mind, we can safely say that they're
- easy to avoid. Of course, some also appear in the front of red houses, as an
- alternative to tombstones.
- For Sale Signs
- Is every house on this street for sale? Probably not, the game just needed
- another obstacle! These signs tend to get in the way, so watch out for them!
- Lawnmowers
- Remember those hand powered lawnmowers that they always had to use on TV in
- the 80s? Well, they're in this game! When the lawnmowers appear, they're
- always on the far left of the screen, and are easy to avoid.
- Doghouses
- Half the time, it's the dogs that are the danger, not the doghouses! But, the
- doghouses are still an obstacle blocking the lawn. Be careful.
- Bushes
- The small lines of bushes appear on lawns. Drive around them the same way you
- did with the Miniature Fences.
- Fire Hydrants
- The little fire hydrants are always right next to the curb. They're usually
- easy to avoid.
- ........... But wait, there's more! If you think those fags on #LRH are too gay, then here's #IRC30":
- [11:57] <+cnr> [ KRK 12sHO Active Studio Subwoofer (400 Watts) | zZounds ] - www.zzounds.com
- [11:57] <+Darn> oh nice
- [11:57] <+Darn> iron block 6.0?
- [11:57] <+pb> that'll rock your nuts off your scrotum
- [11:57] <+Darn> or were they all iron block, and 6.2 aluminum
- [11:57] <+pb> KRK is best for studios good bump
- [11:58] <+Spike> Nah they are both.
- [11:58] <+Darn> why only 400w?
- [11:58] <+Spike> This one is aluminum it was from the escalade the interior is from.
- [11:58] <+Spike> I have 3.5kw of bass in my diesel.
- [11:58] <+Spike> I only have a 600w in my house and I can't even turn that on cause it's too loud for the neighbors lmao
- [11:59] <+Darn> pb probably is a bose guy
- [11:59] <+pb> naahh
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-
- The spotted dove (Spilopelia chinensis) is a small and somewhat long-tailed bird of the pigeon family, Columbidae, that is a common resident breeding bird across its native range on the Indian subcontinent and in Southeast Asia. The species has been introduced to many parts of the world and feral populations have become established. There are considerable plumage variations across populations within its wide range; for example the populations in India and Sri Lanka are long tailed and buff brown in colour with a white-spotted black collar patch on the back and sides of the neck. This spotted dove was photographed in Kanha National Park, Madhya Pradesh, India.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
- ...........
- I think Jews have sex with bagels. I mean, come on, kikes. Watcha doin' all the time in those kike-shops? Oy vey!
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