GUARD_CLAUSE_I_GUESS

function AnyFunction(){
	var o_k =( 1 ); //:InnocentUntilProvenGuilty://

	if( o_k && !wifi ){
		console.log( "[Who_The_Fuck_Un_Plugged_The_Router]" );
		o_k =( 0 );
    };;
    if( o_k && !login ){
        console.log( "[Who_The_Fuck_Do_You_Think_You_Are]" );
        o_k =( 0 );
    };;
    if( o_k && !admin ){
        console.log( "[This_Is_Above_Your_Pay_Grade]" );
        o_k =( 0 );
    };;
    if( o_k ){
		ShowMeThatSweetSweetAdminPanel();
    };;
};;