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- Morning, everyone. It's Newscaster Ned here again.
- Davos Demands Worldwide ‘Coordinated System of Carbon Taxes’
- World Economic Forum (WEF) founder and executive chairman Klaus Schwab delivers a speech during the WEF annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland, on January 16, 2024. (FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP via Getty Images)
- A system of international carbon taxes must implemented on the global population to fight climate change, Saudi Arabia’s Mohammed Al-Jadaan proclaimed at the WEF.
- WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 12: U.S. President Donald Trump (L) shakes hands with Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) (L) during a signing event of an executive order to establish the White House Opportunity and Revitalization Council look on December 12, 2018 at the Roosevelt Room of the White House in Washington, DC. The creation of the council will oversee the opportunity zones program and it will be chaired by Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)
- Tim Scott to Endorse Donald Trump
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- WEF: Biometric Digital IDs Could Track Vax Status
- WEF: Biometric Digital IDs Could Track Vax Status
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- Pinkerton: Republican #Resistance Comes to Electric Vehicles
- Pinkerton: Republican #Resistance Comes to Electric Vehicles
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- Publisher of 'Sports Illustrated' Lays Off Magazine's Entire Staff
- Publisher of 'Sports Illustrated' Lays Off Magazine's Entire Staff
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- IRVINE, CA - SEPTEMBER 12: Taco Bell's 7-Layer Burrito is a popular vegetarian item and menu staple. (Photo by Joshua Blanchard/Getty Images for Taco Bell)
- Viral 2012 Taco Bell Receipt Sparks Fast-Food Inflation Conversation
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- Zelensky (Again) Turns on Trump: Decries Promise to End War with Russia
- Zelensky (Again) Turns on Trump: Decries Promise to End War with Russia
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- Exclusive — Republican Senators Warn Against Immigration Deal
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- Exclusive — Tim Scott: ‘The Race Is Already Over’; Unite Behind Trump
- Exclusive — Tim Scott: ‘The Race Is Already Over’; Unite Behind Trump
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- Burgum: GOP Nomination Race 'Should be over After New Hampshire'
- Burgum: GOP Nomination Race 'Should be over After New Hampshire'
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- Streisand Calls Trump 'Climate Denier,' Once Flew Her Dogs to London
- Streisand Calls Trump 'Climate Denier,' Once Flew Her Dogs to London
- St. Louis: 2 Negro Teens Arrested After Shooting White Cop to Death.
- They have the groid lochs and everything.
- 2nd Monkey Arrested in Shooting Death of North Carolina Cop.
- Pack of Wild Jigaboos Rob People at Macy’s in Herald Square.
- Arlington: Negro Fag Bus Driver Arrested After Flirting with one of His Students.
- RU Negro Footballer Arrested for Murder-for-Hire Plot.
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- Current threat: Ghetto Lobsters. 🦞
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- Timothy McVeigh
- Timothy McVeigh, alias The Wanderer (moar like Timothy McYAY!, amirite?), was a pissed off American Ex-Soldier responsible for the deadliest act of terrorism in the US prior to the 9/11 attacks. He didn't commit suicide after the American people were treated to the display of his well thought out redneck fuckery, possibly because he was too busy enjoying the response he found after doing it. He was instead captured and taken into federal custody and executed, causing the American public to ban fertilizer and cry for only a few months before going back to their bland and generic daily lives.
- Another important fact is that he also quickly recognized his talents in explosives, rather than firearms, and claimed a much larger bounty for Satan by showing future terrorists how it should really be done. Thus proving that even delusional patriotic conservative white trash can be as dangerous as a garden variety towelhead given a life of unemployment, social rejection, and ultimately, sexual frustration.
- What makes Tim unique is that he was somehow able to carry his rage into his adult years and intelligently decided to go apeshit in the real world rather than the insular worlds that most younger High Scores contestants usually live in. He currently holds the 4th highest score for "Bomberman" campaign mode and to this day, he's still a fine example of what happens when you patiently decide to let your rage build up to be released later in life, years or decades after you've graduated from school entirely. Learn from him as a brilliant example to go for much higher scores.
- (( USA, USA ))
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- The rose-ringed parakeet (Psittacula krameri) is a medium-sized parrot in the family Psittacidae. It has disjunct native ranges in Africa and the Indian subcontinent, and has been introduced into many other parts of the world, including northern Europe, where feral populations have established themselves in urban areas and are bred for the exotic pet trade. Wild populations have a distinctive green colour, red beak and blue tail with adult males sporting a pink and black neck ring. This male rose-ringed parakeet of the subspecies P. k. borealis was photographed in Jaipur in Rajasthan, India.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Well, everyone I'm gonna go play mini golf in my checkered shorts. But I'll be back for more stuff. More of that fag Joe Biden, more Ashleigh Banfield peeing on my face, niggers evolving from monkeys, and so, so much more!
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