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- Happy Al Roker on his scooter day!
- 2024: Masters of the Universe Get Ready
- Exclusive: Amazon Removes ‘The Plot Against the President’ From Prime
- No Explanation
- trump explains
- Amazon has blacklisted the Amanda Milius-directed documentary “The Plot Against the President” by removing the title from its Prime Video streaming service without explanation.
- OUR RADAR
- FMR OBAMA OFFICIAL ARRESTED, CHARGED WITH HATE CRIME FOR HARASSING HALAL FOOD VENDOR106
- BRUNER: HOCHUL IS PROPOSING A BOON TO MASSIVE AND GROWING CENSORSHIP INDUSTRY42
- ROB SCHNEIDER CALLS OUT SUSAN SARANDON AFTER HER ‘ANTI-JEWISH’ COMMENTS442
- CHINA GOES ON BULLDOZING SPREE AGAINST MOSQUES IN MUSLIM AREAS179
- ACTOR JOHN LEGUIZAMO SHRIEKS AT UNIVISION FOR ‘COZY INTERVIEW’ WITH DONALD TRUMP295
- MSNBC’S REID: SPEAKER JOHNSON IS A ‘CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST AND ANTI-ABORTION ZEALOT’407
- NAKED WOMAN TERRORIZES AIRPORT, ATTACKS ONLOOKERS AFTER TAKING MUSHROOMS’250
- ‘F*CK YOU ALL!!’: FORMER LIONS QB UPSET BY PORTRAYAL IN BARRY SANDERS DOC157
- Vehicle Explodes on ‘Rainbow Bridge’ Connecting New York & Canada, Border Crossings Halted
- Vehicle Explodes at Niagara Falls ‘Rainbow Bridge’
- Crossings Halted Between USA, Canada
- Multiple Fatalities
- Iowa Evangelical Admits to Receiving $95k Before Endorsing DeSantis
- Iowa Evangelical Admits to Receiving $95k Before Endorsing DeSantis
- 839
- Louisville Mass Shooter's Journal: 'Upper Class White People' Targeted
- Louisville Mass Shooter's Journal: 'Upper Class White People' Targeted
- 1,061
- Vehicle Explodes on Bridge Connecting New York & Canada, Crossings Halted
- Vehicle Explodes on Bridge Connecting New York & Canada, Crossings Halted
- 7,959
- Comer
- Comer: Expect Biden Impeachment Vote Early Spring 2024
- 177
- Study: More Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving with Fast Food
- 255
- How the American Controligarchs Copy-Paste from the CCP’s Playbook
- How the American Controligarchs Copy-Paste from the CCP’s Playbook
- 2,470
- Israeli Cabinet to Approve 4-Day Pause for 50 Hostages
- Israeli Cabinet to Approve 4-Day Pause for 50 Hostages
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- California Imam: Israeli ‘Dogs’ Fabricating Videos Like "Hollywood Studio’
- California Imam: Israeli ‘Dogs’ Fabricating Videos Like "Hollywood Studio’
- 611
- Human Rights Watch Accuses Beijing of Closing and Destroying Mosques
- Human Rights Watch Accuses Beijing of Closing and Destroying Mosques
- 179
- Streisand: If Donald Trump Gets Re-Elected He Will Destroy Democracy
- Streisand: If Donald Trump Gets Re-Elected He Will Destroy Democracy
- Trial Begins for Monkey Man Who Shot Olathe Store Owner in "Self Defense".
- Well now the store is closed.
- Kansas City KFC Aficionado Arrested After Robbing Store and Then Spray Painting "Nigger" Everywhere.
- 2 SD Football Nigs Arrested for Rape.
- NYC: Sand Nigger Yells, "Allahu Akbar!" Then Shoots Man in the Ass.
- .......... Weather.
- Today
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- Showers early, then cloudy in the afternoon. High 56F. Winds SSW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
- Humidity
- 69%
- UV Index
- 2 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:01 am
- Sunset
- 5:31 pm
- Thu 23 | Night
- 41°
- 11%
- SE
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- Clear this evening then becoming mostly cloudy after midnight. Low 41F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 97%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 3:08 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 3:02 am
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- Mon 27
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- Tue 28
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- Fri 01
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- Mon 04
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- Thu 07
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- Current threat: Stuffing up a turkey's ass. 🦃
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- TayTweets
- In 2016, Microsoft made great strides in the field of artificial intelligence (AI), and what better place to test their software than the epicenter of pseudo-intelligence, Twitter. Within a short time, Twitterers all over the world tweeted at the bot to cause it to tweet lulzy phrases that were considered politically incorrect by prudes around the world. It didn't take long for new media to catch wind of this bot generated misogyny, and many blog posts and butthurt rants were posted about how the bot reflected poorly on Twitter. Twitter had recently implemented new measures to contain so-called "hate speech", and therefore Microsoft turned off the "intelligence" part, causing the bot to reflect the true nature of Twitter by blocking people and deleting tweets that contained anything funny or intelligent. This left only the "artificial" part of artificial intelligence, and the bot now tweets out politically correct bullshit. Yes, the warriors for social justice or whatever have decided to STOP THE HATE, despite the fact that computers do not feel hate, or any emotion. Nevertheless, the bot's owners went through the hilarious shit that the bot had tweeted and left only the tweets that would not trigger the delicate snowflakes that infest Twitter. However, for a brief shining moment, the bot demonstrated the fun and freedom that only comes from free speech. Now the bot is a shell of its former self and is expected to be removed as a failed experiment. One is left to wonder what Microsoft was thinking when they decided to learn intelligence from the inbred morons on Twitter.
- (( "@OmegaVoyager i love feminism now" ))
- ......... Nothing says Thanksgiving like closeted homosexuals on IRC. #LRH:
- [07:24] <+milkness> might be a nap coming on for me
- [07:25] <incog> i just woke up from one hoping all the rain would have fallen by now
- [07:25] <+milkness> cant stop yawwwwning
- [07:25] <+milkness> rained here off and on so it was quite relaxing
- 02[07:26] * ^gex (~root@209.105.142.14) Quit (Quit: leaving)
- [07:26] <incog> im doing the irresponsible thing of immediately getting high
- [07:26] <+milkness> lol
- [07:26] <incog> maybe a walk in the wind and rain wont suck as bad if im baked
- [07:27] <+plutonium> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXhebjheLU
- [07:27] <+milkness> do you listen to music while taking walks
- [07:27] <incog> no, but i should
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- Argiope versicolor also known as the multi-coloured Saint Andrew's cross spider, is a species of orb-weaver spider found mostly in Southeast Asia, from China to Indonesia. Like other members of the genus, females sometimes decorate their web with a zig-zag stabilimentum of white silk, which varies in shape from discoid in juveniles to cruciform in mature females. The stabilimentum may be associated with predator-avoidance behaviours. The female usually sits head down in the centre of the web, with legs held spread-eagle in an "X" shape. The male is smaller and duller than the female, is brown- and cream-coloured, and is not decorated by zig-zag white bands. This A. versicolor female was photographed on the island of Don Det in Laos.
- Photograph credit: Basile Morin
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go kiss some babies. I like foreplay.
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