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- Another day, another nigger.
- Republican Jewish Coalition to Obama: You Are ‘Complicit in the Death and Suffering … in Israel and in Gaza’
- US President Barack Obama offers a toast to Singapore's Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong (L) and his wife Ho Ching during a state dinner at the White House in Washington, DC, on August 2, 2016. / AFP PHOTO / NICHOLAS KAMM (Photo credit should read NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP via Getty Images)
- It is Barack Obama who is complicit in the death and suffering over the last month in Israel and in Gaza. His policies and those of President Joe Biden put billions of dollars into Iranian coffers.
- London Says Ukraine War 'Relatively Static', Advances 'Floundered'
- London Says Ukraine War 'Relatively Static', Advances 'Floundered'
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- Marlow: Biden Chose Billionaires and Green Radicals Over Auto Workers
- Marlow: Biden Chose Billionaires and Green Radicals Over Auto Workers
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- Donald Trump Holds A "Save America" Rally In Phoenix PHOENIX, ARIZONA - JULY 24: Former U.S. President Donald Trump prepares to speak at the Rally To Protect Our Elections conference on July 24, 2021 in Phoenix, Arizona. The Phoenix-based political organization Turning Point Action hosted former President Donald Trump alongside GOP Arizona candidates who have begun candidacy for government elected roles. (Photo by Brandon Bell/Getty Images)
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Speaks at Florida Freedom Summit
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- Obama: 'All of Us Are Complicit to Some Degree' in Gaza War
- Obama: 'All of Us Are Complicit to Some Degree' in Gaza War
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- Gasps as Breitbart Exposé on Trump NY Judge’s Clerk Takes Center Stage
- Gasps as Breitbart Exposé on Trump NY Judge’s Clerk Takes Center Stage
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- Republican Jewish Coalition to Obama: You Are 'Complicit' in Terror, Gaza
- Republican Jewish Coalition to Obama: You Are 'Complicit' in Terror, Gaza
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- Netanyahu Rejects Biden: No 'Pause' in Fighting Without Release of Hostage
- Netanyahu Rejects Biden: No 'Pause' in Fighting Without Release of Hostage
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- Anti-Israel Protesters Try to Storm White House, Demand End to Jewish State
- Anti-Israel Protesters Try to Storm White House, Demand End to Jewish State
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- Pro-Palestinian Demonstrators Call for 'Intifada' Against Israel in D.C.
- Pro-Palestinian Demonstrators Call for 'Intifada' Against Israel in D.C.
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- Gun Fight at Supreme Court: NRA, ATF, Free Speech, & Bump Stocks
- Gun Fight at Supreme Court: NRA, ATF, Free Speech, & Bump Stocks
- Negro "Neurosurgeon" Arrested for Rape and Kidnapping.
- I'm very disgusted with these actions. Which were affirmative.
- Monkman Beats Raleigh Store Clerk with Baseball Bat.
- Video Shows Sheboon Kicking and Dragging Toddlers at Middletown Daycare Center.
- Kansas City Bootlips Charged with Molesting 2 Young Girls.
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- Current threat: Turkey fuckers. 🦃
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- Bible
- The Bible (Pronounced: "Bull-shit") is the most exciting piece of shit since Hitler, although far less realistic. If there's one reason to hate Jews, it's for writing the first (and most insane) half of this novel. It is an extremely long book filled with pages and pages of boring and meaningless text which is generally memorized by extreme fanboys Bush, John MacArthur and the Pope. It is arguably the greatest book ever made and the coolest story ever told, but the Lord of the Rings is still better. It was written by God, ostensibly making him the first, prototypical troll. Sadly, however, stupidity has survived throughout time and many people still believe in the illogical shit spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, intentional or not, and perhaps the longest edit war that the world has ever seen.
- Probably the oldest of old media, the Bible is a sprawling epic that spans thousands of years. It is part creation myth and part war story, as well as romance, adventure, drama, comedy, and completely irrelevant history. Although everyone knows corrupt Iranian Jews made most of the shit up to troll the Egyptian and Israeli Jews.
- The book is divided into two parts, the Old Testament, and the Old Testament 2: Electric Boogaloo. Most scholars agree that the Old Testament is Ultra gay, while the New Testament is fan fiction, written because there was no proper sequel in sight.
- George Bush used a mixture of The Bible and Mein Kampf for the basis of his politics. See also Hitler, fascism, Nazis, and stupidity.
- One of the lulziest things about "The Bible" is that it is considered by the christfags to be the most sold book like evar. In reality it is the most printed book like evar. What's even funnier is the fact that despite being the most sold and the most printed it is by far the least read piece of human intellectual excrement like evar. This statement is easily proven by the fact that close to all the christfags wield it as an impregnable (read: "watertight") shield, while even a 5-year old that actually read that shit could have come up with over 9000 internal contradictions said "book" possesses. As books go "The Bible" is more akin to a neatly fastened collection of toilet paper than a book.
- (( God's Own Rule Book. Spoilers: He Cheats ))
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- Pontia edusa, also known as the eastern Bath white, is a butterfly in the family Pieridae. It is found from southeastern Europe (southern France, Italy, Corsica, Sardinia) up to central Europe and the Middle East in Iran and Iraq. It is a migrant which can also be encountered in Belgium, Holland, northern Germany and Poland, in the Baltic states and in southern Sweden and Norway. It resides in open grassy or flowery areas, in stony or rocky places and in roadsides, especially where the host plants grow, at an altitude of up to 2,300 metres (7,500 ft). This P. edusa butterfly was photographed near the Elbe in Rühstädt, Germany.
- Photograph credit: Sven Damerow
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go play poker again at the local casino. (This time I figured out a way to cheat without getting kicked out. I just need to put a small dot of ink on my thumb and mark the cards with it when no one's looking. They'll never fucking notice!)
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