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- Negroid with Body Armor Fatally Shoots Chicago Cop.
- Goddamn orcs just get stronger each day.
- Negro Tranny Throws Dog from 7th Floor of Parking Garage.
- Expert Rings Alarm Bells, Says AI Could Wipe Out Humanity by 2025
- Los Angeles Crime Wave: Instagram Model Corinna Kopf's Home Burglarized
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- Watch: Adam Sandler’s NSFW People's Choice Awards Speech Rocks Crowd
- Israel Finds Medicines for Hostages, Undelivered, at Gaza Hospital
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- Watch: U2’s Bono Leads Concert Crowd in ‘Alexei Navalny’ Chant Inside Vegas Sphere
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- U2 frontman Bono led the crowd in a chant of Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny’s name in the wake of his untimely death.
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- 'A Matter of When, Not if': W.H.O. Director Warns of 'Disease X' Pandemic
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- ‘F*** Around and Find Out’: Pro-Trump Truckers Boycott NYC After Civil Fraud Verdict
- Pro-Trump Truckers Boycott NYC After Civil Fraud Verdict
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- Haley Refuses to Say She Will Support Trump if He Wins Nomination
- Haley Refuses to Say She Will Support Trump if He Wins Nomination
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- Drug-Induced Transgender ‘Chestfeeding’ as Safe as Milk From Mothers, Claims NHS Trust
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- Trump Debuts Own-Brand $399 Shoes at ‘Sneaker Con’
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- John Mellencamp Demands Media ‘Shock America Out of Its Stupor’ and Publish Photos of C
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- Watch: U2’s Bono Leads Vegas Concert Crowd in ‘Alexei Navalny’ Chant
- Watch: U2's Bono Leads Vegas Concert Crowd in 'Alexei Navalny' Chant
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- Israel Sets March 10 Ramadan Deadline for Hostage Release — or War in Rafah
- Israel Sets Mar. 10 Ramadan Deadline for Hostage Release -- or War in Rafah
- Orlando Orangutan Rapes Woman He Met Online.
- Simian Fag Rapes 8-Year-Old Boy in Seattle Bathroom.
- Arkansas Smoke Jumper Arrives in ER with Her Dead Toddler After Her Negro Boyfriend Killed Him.
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- England
- England, Engerland, Merry Olde England, Albion, North France, Airstrip One, Englandistan, Inkland, Britfagland, America's Bitch, Engayland, Britshits, Middle East Jr., US Aircraft Carrier, Crumpetville, Fatland, Scotlands arse, Wales' Abusive Spouse, Tea-and-Crumpet-land, Bongistan or New Pakistan is the largest and the most inbred city within the United Kingdom. (See Wales for above average inbreeding within the United Kingdom). The English are asymmetrical along the body, meaning that the left part is not a mirror image of the right. They do not have hardened exoskeletons which results in horrible skin conditions. They breathe via their lungs through their permanently flared nostrils.
- English bodies can be classified into three major parts: head, abdomen and limbs. The limbs, one pair each of legs and arms, attach directly to the head.
- The Queen is responsible for laying the thousands of eggs required for replacing workers lost in Iraq. The number of males is generally low because only one male (ubiquitously named Steve) is needed for the entire reproductive process. Despite this, all English people, regardless of sex, are referred to as Englishmen. This is probably due to the fact that all Limey females appear to be male.
- English males have absurdly curved penises. This has resulted in the banning of Englishmen from babysitting duties in France, Poland, and The United States of America due to vaginal and anal hookings.
- English women are famous throughout the world for their fried-chicken scented pussies and gravy scented poo pipes. For this reason, niggers are banned from touching English women. Entry into an English female can only be achieved with the aid of a dragon or an elfin password.
- Contrary to what most people believe, the English do not bite. They use their jaws to anchor themselves and then, using their strong mandibles, attach themselves to their food and tear at it with their limbs.
- English children are unisex until the age of 15 when they are sprinkled with the queen's fart dust and buried beneath Stonehenge for a fortnight. This process is knows as "Kimping the Wonksey" and ranks among the most hallowed of the world's coming of age rituals.
- (( THE QUEEN HAS FINALLY FUCKING DIED ))
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- Presidents' Day, officially known as Washington's Birthday at the federal governmental level, is a holiday in the United States celebrated on the third Monday of February. It is often celebrated to honor all those who served as presidents of the United States and, since 1879, has been the federal holiday honoring Founding Father George Washington, who led the Continental Army to victory in the American Revolutionary War, presided at the Constitutional Convention of 1787, and was the first U.S. president. The portrait of Washington seen here was one of 130 copies that painter Gilbert Stuart made of his unfinished Athenaeum Portrait, which was the painter's most notable work and the basis for the engraving of Washington on the United States one-dollar bill.
- Painting credit: Gilbert Stuart
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- Well I've finally made in back home and Dr. Nigger Penis stole my gun that turns gay people straight. He flipped the switch on it so it will now turn straight people gay. To make matters worse, he's going around town shooting people with it. Well, as usual I have to save the day. Let me get some liquor first.
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