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- Kanye West
- Kanye West aka Yeezy or Ye, is a rapper, designer, self-diagnosed bipolar attention whore, former US Presidential candidate, all while also being a literal niggerfaggot.
- Born in Atlanta, Georgia, and raised in Chicago, on the playground is where he spent most of his younger days; Chillin out maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school...
- Srsly though, West was raised in Chicago, and grew up around gangbangers and playas. We don't have much to say about his young adulthood years since that's BORING SHIT, LOL.
- Kanye West has been at the forefront of much IRL and internet drama, and as a result, we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica are humbly taking on the vital public service of explaining his discography, musical career and political life to plebians such yourself. "Yeezus just rose again..."
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- ......... Well. I'm not done channeling my inner gaymer. So here's the beloved masterpiece Action Shifty Jew.
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- 48. T I M E W A R P ACT48
- =============================================================================
- "As the Ticker continues, you must stop the hour blasters and jump the time
- warp to stop the Tickers."
- OVERVIEW
- --------
- Welcome back to the 1950s, where nothing made sense and two fingers crawling
- along the floor were the "groovy" thing. Or not. Time Warp is supposed to
- be some nostalgic flashback that incorporates all sorts of symbols and themes
- from the 50's. What it is, instead, is a piece of crap that transcends all
- time and generational gaps.
- Time Warp is a side-scroller, and the description for this game tells you
- absolutely nothing about what really happens. You move around a pair of
- fingers. That's right, a pair of fingers. It's sort of like "Thing" from
- The Addams's Family, only a whole lot stupider. There's no plausible reason
- why this is your character, it just is. You basically just walk it around
- the stage and "flick" any old icon that comes your way. Mindless,
- unintelligent, tedious garbage. Thankfully, this blast from the past expires
- after two stages.
- CONTROLS
- --------
- UP/DOWN: Not used.
- LEFT/RIGHT: Moves your "fingers" left and right on the screen. You can also
- move while in mid-air by holding these buttons.
- A-BUTTON: Used to flick your finger at the enemies. There is a
- significant attacking delay and cool down time between attacks.
- Also, only the tip of your finger can damage enemies.
- B-BUTTON: Used to jump. You can only jump while moving, however, so
- you'll need to have the LEFT or RIGHT buttons depressed when you
- tap the B-Button.
- OBSTACLES AND ENEMIES
- ---------------------
- 1. BLUE EYE (50 PTS): Large blue eyes that scurry along the screen. They
- are usually found in the air, but occasionally attack at ground level.
- 2. FLYING CLOCK (250 PTS): Small, circular clocks with the hands moving
- around at rapid speed. These foes usually float through the air and well
- away from you.
- 3. MICROPHONE (50 PTS): Microphones walk along the ground, mostly, and are a
- pretty annoying threat. You'll need to time your "flick" attack just
- right to hit them.
- 4. RED REFRIGERATOR (100 PTS): Small, red refrigerator with a big smile.
- This appliance usually floats on overhead, but will come low enough to hit
- you sometimes.
- 5. ROLLING WHEEL (150 PTS): Looks like a rotating ball with a stick coming
- out of it. It could be just about anything, actually. Like most enemies,
- this one sticks to the air.
- 6. SNAKE (500 PTS): Small snakes that wiggle across the floor and attack you.
- These enemies are the most common ones that you'll likely face in the
- game. Take them out with a well timed flick, and jump over them if there
- are several in a row.
- TIPS AND STRATEGIES
- -------------------
- 1. For whatever reason, you cannot jump in this game from a standstill. If
- you plan on doing so, make sure you tap LEFT or RIGHT just before pressing
- the B-Button.
- 2. There are some points, during the second stage especially, when two
- enemies will come at you, right after the other. When this happens, your
- "flick" attack isn't fast enough to kill them both, due to the cool down
- time and attacking delay. Your best alternative is to jump over them in
- these cases.
- BUGS AND GLITCHES
- -----------------
- 1. After completing stage 2, the game simply sends you back to the first
- stage. There is no indication or acknowledgement that you have completed
- the game.
- OBJECTIVE
- ---------
- You have 3 lives to enjoy the nostalgia and defeat all the 1950s relics that
- assault you over the only 2 stages of play. One hit from any enemy will kill
- you and send you back to start of the level. Stages end when you have walked
- far enough, as there is no end stage boss or checkpoint of any kind.
- ==============
- STAGE OVERVIEW
- ==============
- Stage 1: Welcome back to the glory age of Americana –- the 1950s. The black
- and white checkered floors and jazzy background tunes should make
- you feel nice and warm inside (or that might just be your lunch
- making its way back up, thanks to A52). You will have to guide your
- two fingers past the enemies in this stage, which will take a bit of
- timing and effort. Your attack is unimpressive at best: a mere
- finger flick. It's difficult to see exactly how it hits, but watch
- carefully and get a feel for the timing by taking out the Snakes and
- Microphones early on. You want the tip of your finger to make
- contact with enemies after the attack, as this is the proverbial
- sweet spot. For the most part, stage 1 is pretty uneventful. You
- can stay on the ground nearly the entire time, but be sure to jump
- if random foes approach you from behind or fly just a little too low
- for comfort.
- Stage 2: It's hard to tell that this is a different stage, save for the enemy
- movements. The 50s relics move a lot quicker now, and come at you
- in more challenging formations. The most threatening pattern is
- probably the wave of Snakes, which occurs when two or more are
- coming at you at once. When this happens, jump over them instead of
- attacking. In fact, most enemies in Stage 2 are easier to jump over
- than to kill. Single snakes on the ground are quite manageable, but
- anything else might give you trouble. Outlast the blast from the
- past for a minute or two, and you'll be going on to the next stage.
- Well, you *should* be going on to the next stage, but Action 52
- decided that any more excitement would be way too much, and just
- sends you back to the first level again. This fits in really well
- with the time warping motif, you know? It's also really cool how
- this feature got incorporated into most other games on this cart.
- Leave it to Action 52 to come up with the little, clever easter eggs
- like that. There truly is no other video game quite like this one.
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- 49. J I G S A W ACT49
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- "Challenging Jig Saw puzzles. Shows you picture then scrambles it and you
- must put it back together. Finish one and they get more and more
- difficult."
- OVERVIEW
- --------
- Never has a game description been more inaccurate. Jigsaw has nothing to do
- with puzzles. It's a side-scroller featuring a carpenter who's tools have
- escaped the toolbox and gone nuts. This game wins the award for "fewest
- colors in a single gaming title," coming in with some total between 8 and 10.
- This game is also a serious contender for "buggiest title," though the
- candidates for that award are far, far too numerous to list.
- You may also be lucky enough to be playing A52 on an emulator (or cart) that
- won't even load this game. In fact, nearly all emulators will crash after
- the title screen. The "Emulators" section has a list of which ones play this
- game, but save yourself the trouble. You're not missing much by passing up
- on Jigsaw.
- CONTROLS
- --------
- UP/DOWN: Not used
- LEFT/RIGHT: Moves the character left and right. You can also move while
- jumping in mid-air.
- A-BUTTON: Shoots a nail from your nail gun.
- B-BUTTON: Used to jump. While in mid-air, you can press LEFT or RIGHT to
- glide down in that direction.
- OBSTACLES AND ENEMIES
- ---------------------
- Unless otherwise noted, all of the following enemies are identical as far as
- movement goes. The only differences are the point values and sprites used.
- 1. SAW (10 PTS): One of your staple enemies that looks like an orange, hand-
- held saw. Expect to see these guys quite often in all areas.
- 2. VICE (10 PTS): Another one of the more common opponents. The Vices look
- like orange clamps that open and close as they walk.
- 3. PLIERS (20 PTS): A little less frequent that the previous tools, Pliers
- are bright red and scurry about the floors on all levels.
- 4. CIRCULAR SAW (50 PTS): Probably the rarest of the tools, the circular saw
- is only found on the lowest floor levels. They are also noticeably larger
- than the other tools.
- 5. HAMMER (750 PTS): Hammers are red and purple, and are somewhat rarer than
- the other tools. For some unknown reason (probably a programming error),
- these enemies are worth 75 times as many points as some of the other
- enemies you encounter. There's really no reason why this should be the
- case. A single nail will take them out, and they are no more dangerous,
- either.
- 6. SHARP FLOORS: There are a few pits that have spiked floors in them.
- Landing on these is fatal.
- TIPS AND STRATEGIES
- -------------------
- 1. Always give enemies the chance to kill themselves. They will often appear
- on the screen and then disappear right off if given the space and time.
- Use this to your advantage.
- 2. Be wary of floors. This game has a bug that lets enemies pass right
- through some of the floors, killing you on what should be a safe spot.
- Never take for granted that your elevated position provides you safety
- from the tools below.
- BUGS AND GLITCHES
- -----------------
- 1. This game doesn't load beyond the menu screen on the cart or in most
- emulators. See the "Emulators" section for details on getting the game to
- run.
- 2. Enemies will often disappear off the screen if given the chance. Leave a
- space about 3-4 sprites wide and monsters will usually vanish
- 3. Enemies have a nasty habit of passing right through the floor to get to
- you. There are specific block formations where this seems to occur
- frequently, usually on the lower portions of the floor.
- 4. Your shots will occasionally pass right through enemies, leaving them
- unharmed. Always be prepared to fire a second shot in case the first
- "misses."
- 5. After completing stage 3, you are sent back to the first level. There is
- no indication or acknowledgement that you have completed the game at this
- point.
- OBJECTIVE
- ---------
- You are given 3 lives to take out the rogue tools in all 3 stages. Getting
- hit by any tools will kill you instantly, sending you back to the start of
- the level. When you have walked far enough, you are sent to the next stage.
- There is no end boss or visible marker to let you know where this point is,
- however.
- ==============
- STAGE OVERVIEW
- ==============
- Stage 1: Enter the carpenter in his workshop overrun with tools and poorly
- drawn levels. Yes, the graphics are close to terrible, but the
- music is quite catchy. That's about the only bright spot that this
- title has to offer. Your biggest challenge in stage 1 will be
- dealing with the glitches and bugs as you try to survive the waves
- of poorly placed enemies. The places that are truly a challenge
- occur when you're moving down, from higher floors to lower ones.
- It's often very hard to drop to a lower level, place yourself, and
- fire a shot in time to kill the enemy before it kills you. Also,
- note that standing over a ledge with an enemy below is certain
- death. If even the tip of your boots are touched, you're life is as
- good as a piece of construction rubble. You should let enemies take
- themselves out, which they will often do by vanishing from the side
- of the screen. All they need is a little space and some time, and
- most will walk right off and never return. Take advantage of this
- wonderful "feature" and your trip through stage 1 should be
- uneventful.
- .....................................................................
- The scarlet-chested sunbird (Chalcomitra senegalensis) is a species of bird in the sunbird family, Nectariniidae. It is found in many areas of sub-Saharan Africa, and from South Sudan to South Africa. Adult males of this species have a characteristic red–scarlet coloured breast and an iridescent green patch on top of their heads, while the female is dark brown with no supercilium. It inhabits woodland and gardens, at elevations of up to 2,400 metres (7,900 ft). The bird is around 13 to 15 centimetres (5.1 to 5.9 in) in length, with males having a weight of 7.5 to 17.2 grams (0.26 to 0.61 oz) and females weighing 6.8 to 15.3 grams (0.24 to 0.54 oz). This female scarlet-chested sunbird of the subspecies C. s. lamperti was photographed feeding on an Aloe zebrina flower in the Soysambu Conservancy, Kenya.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
- ........
- Well, I can't go back to my house, so I guess I will go on Captain Crunch's ship and we can sail away to find Dr. Nigger Penis.
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