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- Alright, niggerprimates. Time for the news.
- ‘I’m Going to Do It Again’
- Joe Biden Told Al Sharpton He Will Run for 2nd Term
- 81 Years Old at Time of Vote!
- COLUMBIA, SC - JUNE 22: Democratic presidential candidate, former Vice President Joe Biden speaks with Al Sharpton during a television interview during the 2019 South Carolina Democratic Party State Convention on June 22, 2019 in Columbia, South Carolina. Democratic presidential hopefuls are converging on South Carolina this weekend for a …
- President Joe Biden told Al Sharpton in a private conversation that he will seek a second term in office and run for president again in 2024, NBC News reported.
- Biden Frees Maduro’s Cocaine-Trafficking ‘Narco-Nephews’ in Venezuela Hostage Swap
- Biden Frees Maduro’s Cocaine-Trafficking ‘Narco-Nephews’ in Venezuela Hostage Swap
- 117
- Chinese Communists Kill 13 Uyghurs with Coronavirus ‘Disinfectant’
- Chinese Communists Kill 13 Uyghurs with Coronavirus ‘Disinfectant’
- 46
- CIA Director: Risk of China-Taiwan Conflict Growing and Will Continue to
- CIA Director: Risk of China-Taiwan Conflict Growing and Will Continue to
- 69
- Morris: Investigation Reveals New York Times Curated Distorted Hit Piece Targeting Hasidic Jews, Leading to Yeshiva Regulation
- News Not Fit to Print!
- Morris: Investigation Reveals New York Times Curated Distorted Hit Piece Targeting Hasidic Jews, Leading to Yeshiva Regulation…
- …’Ignored on the Record Statements’…
- …Wut! ‘Cycle of Joblessness and Dependency’ — Despite 25% Earning $150K+’
- 2,365
- Exclusive Video: Democrat John Fetterman Wants to Ban ‘Ownership’ of Rifles, Not Just Sale
- …Ban ‘Ownership’ of Rifles, Not Just Sale
- 942
- Exclusive: RNC Releases Video Exposing John Fetterman’s Soft-on-Crime Record
- RNC Releases Video Exposing John Fetterman’s Soft-on-Crime Record
- 79
- Democrat John Fetterman Wants to End Filibuster to Push Gun Ban Through
- Democrat John Fetterman Wants to End Filibuster to Push Gun Ban Through…
- 1,008
- Gas Tax Holiday in Effect in Florida, Average Much Lower than National Price
- …Florida Gas Tax Holiday — Below Nat’l Average *Anyway*
- 239
- Gas Price Hits Record High $6.466 in Los Angeles; Soars Past June High
- Behold, The Great Reset
- Gas Price Record in Los Angeles
- Soars Past June High
- 5,700
- Breitbart Business Digest: Good News Is Bad News
- 9
- Report: Grocery Store Discounts Becoming Less Frequent as Inflation Soars
- Report: Grocery Store Discounts Becoming Less Frequent as Inflation Soars
- 740
- Report: ‘Election Integrity’ Project Worked with Feds to Censor News Sites in 2020
- Report: ‘Election Integrity’ Project Worked with Feds to Censor News Sites in 2020
- 175
- McCaskill: We Need to ‘Push’ Religious Leaders to Speak Out Against Trump
- McCaskill: We Need to ‘Push’ Religious Leaders to Speak Out Against Trump
- 872
- Monmouth Poll Shows 10 Point Swing Toward GOP to Control Congress
- JACOB BLISS
- 80
- Evan McMullin Whines After Club for Growth Highlights His Claim That Republicans Are Racist
- Evan McMullin Whines After Club for Growth Highlights His Claim That Republicans Are Racist
- 144
- Senate Republicans Target Amalgamated Bank Over Credit Card Gun Control Play
- 69
- ‘You Share His Stench’: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Blasts Kyrie Irving for Sharing Alex Jones Video
- ‘You Share His Stench’: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Blasts Kyrie Irving for Sharing Alex Jones Video
- 812
- Spectator at Steelers Game Dies After Fall from Escalator
- Spectator at Steelers Game Dies After Fall from Escalator
- 762
- ‘Women’s Sports Are Being Robbed’: Female Track Athletes Sue Connecticut over Transgender Policy
- ‘Women’s Sports Are Being Robbed’: Female Track Athletes Sue Connecticut over Transgender Policy
- 1,227
- Report: Power Restored for over 2 Million in Gov. DeSantis’s Florida
- Report: Power Restored for over 2 Million in Gov. DeSantis’s Florida
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 1,184
- Breitbart News Daily Podcast Ep. 230: Hurricane Equity—Could Ian Be Racist? Guest: Ken Klukowski Previews SCOTUS 2022-23 Term
- BND Pod: Hurricane Equity—Could Ian Be Racist?…
- …Klukowski Previews SCOTUS 2022-23 Term
- 115
- DeSantis Challenger Charlie Crist Suggests Hurricane Response Must Include Addressing Climate Change
- DeSantis Challenger Charlie Crist Suggests Hurricane Response Must Include Addressing Climate Change
- 133
- Will Smith Attempts Comeback: Apple to Release ‘Emancipation’ in December for Oscars Consideration
- Will Smith Attempts Comeback: Apple to Release ‘Emancipation’ in December for Oscars Consideration
- 423
- Kanye West Wears ‘White Lives Matter’ Sweater at His YZY Fashion Show in Paris
- Kanye West Wears ‘White Lives Matter’ Sweater at His YZY Fashion Show in Paris
- 1,088
- Watch: British Pop Sensation Harry Styles Endorses Beto O’Rourke for Texas Governor During Austin Concert
- Watch: Harry Styles Endorses Beto O’Rourke for Texas Governor During Austin Concert
- 424
- NewsGuard Hopes JCPA Media Cartel Will Use Its Blacklist to Exclude Publishers
- NewsGuard Hopes JCPA Media Cartel Will Use Its Blacklist to Exclude Publishers
- 90
- Gen Z Loves Big Tech: Google and YouTube Are the Generation’s Favorite Brands
- Gen Z Loves Big Tech: Google, YouTube Zoomers’ Favorite Brands
- 152
- Netflix’s Jeffrey Dahmer Series Accused of Racism Toward Black Crew: ‘One of the Worst Shows I’ve Ever Worked On’
- Netflix’s Jeffrey Dahmer Series Accused of Racism Toward Black Crew
- DAVID NG
- 1,697
- Nolte: Homophobia? Math Proves 95% of Gays Avoided Billy Eichner’s ‘Bros’
- Nolte: Homophobia? 95% of Gays Avoided ‘Bros’…
- 1,576
- Nolte: Homophobia? A Dozen Gay Movies Out-Grossed Billy Eichner’s ‘Bros’ By a Mile
- …Other Gay Movies Crushed Woke Eichner’s ‘Bros’
- 142
- Biden Admin Charged with Pressuring Israel to Surrender to Hezbollah over Maritime Dispute
- Biden Admin Charged with Pressuring Israel to Surrender to Hezbollah over Maritime Dispute
- 28
- China Wants ‘Impartial’ Nord Stream Leak Probe
- 44
- Superspreader Event: 200,000 People Pack Tiananmen Square for Birthday of Communist China
- Superspreader Event: 200,000 People Pack Tiananmen Square for Birthday of Communist China
- 833
- Ron DeSantis Warns Would-Be Looters: ‘We’re a Second Amendment State’
- Ron DeSantis Warns Would-Be Looters: ‘We’re a Second Amendment State’
- AWR HAWKINS
- 2,186
- Biden declares emergency in North Carolina as Ian remnants push through
- Biden Declares Emergency in North Carolina as Ian Remnants Push Through
- UPI
- 261
- Massive Efforts to Restore Power Underway in Florida, 42,000 Linemen Responding
- Massive Efforts to Restore Power Underway in Florida, 42,000 Linemen Responding
- 516
- Cajun Navy Assisting with Hurricane Ian Rescue Efforts in Florida
- Cajun Navy Assisting with Hurricane Ian Rescue Efforts in Florida
- ETHAN LETKEMAN
- 611
- Biden Thanks Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer He’s Kicking Out over Vaccine Mandate
- Biden Thanks Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer He’s Kicking Out over Vaccine Mandate
- 3,444
- PHOTO – Citizen Wades in Hurricane Ian’s Floodwaters to Locate Stranger’s Mom: ‘People Are Amazing’
- 166
- ‘Let’s Go, Brandon’ Chant Has Its First Birthday
- ‘Let’s Go, Brandon’ Chant Has Its First Birthday
- 1,354
- Season Canceled for California High School Football Team After Players Act Out a Slave Auction
- Season Canceled for CA High School Football Team After Players Act Out a Slave Auction
- 324
- WATCH: Ravens’ Marcus Peters Raged at John Harbaugh Over Controversial Call
- WATCH: Ravens’ Marcus Peters Raged at John Harbaugh Over Controversial Call
- 46
- Tapper: Trump's 'Heinous Attacks' About Elaine Chao Racist
- Tapper: Trump's 'Heinous Attacks' About Elaine Chao Racist
- 963
- Fishermen Caught Cheating During Tournament as Crowd Gets Ugly
- Fishermen Caught Cheating During Tournament as Crowd Gets Ugly
- 4,704
- Walker Battles Twin Scandals: Abortion Accusation, Son Lashing Out
- Walker Battles Twin Scandals: Abortion Accusation, Son Lashing Out
- 1,241
- 'Family Guy' Lampoons MAGA Country Republicans
- 'Family Guy' Lampoons MAGA Country Republicans
- 141
- Blackout Risk for Britain: 'Significant Risk' of Gas Shortages
- Blackout Risk for Britain: 'Significant Risk' of Gas Shortages
- 216
- Illegal Aliens in NYC Travel to Florida for Hurricane Cleanup
- Illegal Aliens in NYC Travel to Florida for Hurricane Cleanup
- 1,492
- Report: Joe Biden Told Al Sharpton He Will Run Again in 2024
- Report: Joe Biden Told Al Sharpton He Will Run Again in 2024
- 3,259
- Trump Sues CNN in $475M Defamation Lawsuit
- Trump Sues CNN in $475M Defamation Lawsuit
- 1,314
- Gas Price Hits Record High in Los Angeles; Soars Past June High
- Gas Price Hits Record High in Los Angeles; Soars Past June High
- 5,700
- MSNBC's Katyal: Trump Will Be Indicted in the Winter of 2023
- MSNBC's Katyal: Trump Will Be Indicted in the Winter of 2023
- Proceedings Begin for Simian Gentleman Who Gunned Down White Greenville Officer During Traffic Stop.
- The trial was delayed due to the negro having frequent outbursts in the courtroom.
- Subhuman Gets 47 Years After Raping 15-Year-Old Girl Who Was Walking Home from Grocery Store.
- Another Child Molesting Groid Held in Greenville County Detention Center After Forcing Kindergarteners to Perform Sex Acts on Him.
- Negro Arrested After Trafficking Drugs to Arizona with His Mudshark Girlfriend.
- Negro Gets Killed by Police After Throwing Rocks at Them.
- Spic Catholic Priest LGBTQ Freak Arrested in California After Raping 2 Kids and Sexually Assaulting 1 Man.
- Spic Bitch Arrested After Restarting Her Husband's Drug Trafficking Operation.
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- Current threat: Spooktober spookiness. 👻
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- Fake News
- Fake News, formerly known as The Daily Show, is news that is fake oddly enough. Thanks to the Interwebs, fake news has taken over the world, just like Samuel Langhorne Clemens predicted. Before the internets, Clemens famously said that fake news can travel the world and fuck your wife while you are still putting your boots on. He wasn't talking about you though, everyone knows you are dying alone. For example, telling people you have a girlfriend is fake news.
- Fake News is a lulzy entity that spreads like the Zika virus. Determining the source of fake news is often problematic, as difficult as figuring out who a fag on Grindr got AIDS up his butthole from.
- Despite reports that only some people make fake news, everyone in the history of the world is guilty of making fake news. Telling people someone loves you is fake news. Telling people you have a reason to live is fake news. Telling people you're happy and love your life is fake news. Lies are fake news. Fakebook and Instagram is the fake news that people show the world in order to troll people into believing they have their shit together. Social life in general consists almost entirely of fake news. Telling people you like them is fake news. Telling people you're glad to see them is fake news. Laughing at people's jokes is fake news. When a pet acts like it loves you and isn't just using you for food, that too is fake news. Your phony username is fake news.
- Since you are a phony and a fraud and your life is built upon a pack of lies, if you get the chance you should probably kill yourself kthx.
- (( Kidding Yourselves ))
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- Jean-François Millet (October 4, 1814 – January 20, 1875) was a French artist and one of the founders of the Barbizon school in rural France. Millet is noted for his paintings of peasant farmers.
- Photograph credit: Nadar; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go molest some children... I don't give a shit about what you think! What are you gonna do? Call Chris Hansen? Well you know what, Chris Hansen got arrested for writing false checks! I might be a child molester, but at least I never wrote false checks!
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