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- Hey, guys. It's your friendly neighborhood Newscaster here! Just giving you the latest on Bolsonaro living in Florida. Just another spic in Florida!
- Chaos: All U.S. Commercial Flights Grounded by FAA ‘System Failure’
- FAA Computer System Failure
- Commercial airline flights in the U.S. were grounded Wednesday morning due to a mass system failure. The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) said it experienced a computer outage and was working to fix the problem.
- Report: Joe Biden Left Classified Documents in an Old Office
- Report: Joe Biden Left Classified Documents in an Old Office
- 6,709
- Senators Promote Amnesty on Trip to U.S.-Mexico Border
- Senators Promote Amnesty on Trip to U.S.-Mexico Border
- 1,307
- Report: Biden Officials Considering Ban on Gas Stoves in U.S.
- Report: Biden Officials Considering Ban on Gas Stoves in U.S.
- 995
- Biden Says He Was 'Surprised' by Discovery of Classified Documents
- Biden Says He Was 'Surprised' by Discovery of Classified Documents
- 3,508
- Ellen DeGeneres Blames Heavy California Rains on Human Activity
- Ellen DeGeneres Blames Heavy California Rains on Human Activity
- 767
- Sen. Angus King: America Should Support Ukraine Until 'Putin Is Out'
- Sen. Angus King: America Should Support Ukraine Until 'Putin Is Out'
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- Report: Joe Biden's Mishandled Classified Documents Include Intel
- Report: Joe Biden's Mishandled Classified Documents Include Intel
- 5,899
- Woke Church of England Announces £100m Reparations-Style Fund
- Woke Church of England Announces £100m Reparations-Style Fund
- 92
- Bikini-Clad Lizzo Celebrates Obesity: 'This Body is Art'
- Bikini-Clad Lizzo Celebrates Obesity: 'This Body is Art'
- 4,124
- Zelensky Delivers Surprise Message at Golden Globes
- Zelensky Delivers Surprise Message at Golden Globes
- Monkeyapolis PD Officer Mohahmed Noor Arrested After Killing White State Court Justice.
- It was in the name of the great god Allah.
- Bond Denied for Negroid Specimen Who Killed White Man in Utah.
- Negro Shoots His Mudshark Girlfriend, Then Himself, Leaving Behind 2 Gross Race Mixed Kids.
- Negro Confesses to Killing Over 90 Women.
- Australonig Runs Over White Officer's Leg with ATV at Philly Gas Station.
- NYPD Arrests Bonobo Who Beat Man to Death in Hell’s Kitchen.
- 9-Year-Old Narrowly Escapes Negro Who Tried to Abduct Her in Bridgeport.
- Negress Robs Attleboro Convenience Store While Wearing Monkey Mask.
- ............. I have AIDS.... Weather.
- Today
- 79°
- /53°
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- 5%
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- Wed 11 | Day
- 79°
- 5%
- SSW 16 mph
- Cloudy skies early, then partly cloudy this afternoon. High 79F. Winds SSW at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 75%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:27 am
- Sunset
- 5:49 pm
- Wed 11 | Night
- 53°
- 11%
- WSW 11 mph
- Clear to partly cloudy. Low 53F. SSW winds shifting to NW at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 67%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 10:09 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 10:33 am
- Thu 12
- 64°
- /39°
- Mostly Sunny
- 0%
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- Fri 13
- 63°
- /35°
- Sunny
- 1%
- NNE 10 mph
- Sat 14
- 66°
- /49°
- Mostly Sunny
- 3%
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- Sun 15
- 75°
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- Partly Cloudy/Wind
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- S 21 mph
- Mon 16
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Tue 17
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- Wed 18
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- 48%
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- Thu 19
- 74°
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- 2%
- W 9 mph
- Fri 20
- 75°
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- Partly Cloudy
- 8%
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- Sat 21
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- Wed 25
- 64°
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- RationalWiki
- RationalWiki™ (RW) used to be a (sort of) funny troll parody of the bias republicans who got banned from Wikipedia and created Conservapedia, but now it's a humorless, lolcow fallout shelter for bias SJW retards who got banned from Wikipedia and is twice as bad as Conservapedia ever was. Articles are no longer written attempting (and failing) to be funny and are instead either 100% serious opinion pieces about social justice bullshit written in a way TOW wouldn't let them get away with (just like Conservapedia) or personal attack articles about people they don't like (however they still fall back on the "it's a humor site" excuse whenever they're called out for being wrong). But at least Conservapedia never tried to use their articles to bully people off the internet like an Encyclopedia Dramatica for leftists but driven by butthurt and zero self awareness (half of them only ended up on RW in the first place when both TOW and ED banned them for writing shitty hate articles about conservative nobodies they were mad at).
- Originally RW was to CP what SASS was to SA, i.e a site solely devoted to making fun of and trolling another site. It used to revolve around obsessing about every single edit Conservapedia makes and nit-picking every single thing its creator (Andy Schlafly) does (right down to criticizing the buttons on his shirt), which was sort of pathetic. But nowhere near as pathetic as running a wiki supposedly revolving around objectivity and humor, while simultaneously writing humorless feminazi propaganda and having admins who are people that take bribes for editing like Ryulong and rapists who try to get their victims to kill themselves like Laurelai.
- Today the site's original userbase of trolls and science obsessed nerds has left it to be replaced with hysterical gender studies graduates, the only time they talk about "CP" anymore is when defending Sarah Butts' pedophilia and everyone now calls it "IrrationalWiki".
- (( THEY HAVE BECOME EVERYTHING THEY HAVE SET OUT TO SATIRIZE ))
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- The plate carrée projection is a map projection in which the horizontal coordinate is the longitude and the vertical coordinate is the latitude. The name derives from the French for "flat square". The plate carrée is a special case of the equirectangular projection, which has been in use since the earliest days of spherical cartography: the Roman mathematician Ptolemy attributed its invention to Marinus of Tyre, in around AD 100. This composite satellite image, titled "Blue Marble", was produced by NASA and shows Earth's land surface, shallow water and shaded topography.
- Photograph credit: NASA
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go bowling with Rick Sanchez. Then once we're done, we're gonna go fuck some teenage girls. Bye.
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