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- I wish I wasn't pixie! Hooray! Hooray!
- The Plot to Defeat MAGA!
- Exclusive — Meet the Radical Left Network that Hijacked Democrats in Effort to Stop Trump At All Costs
- Biden Using Org’s Talking Points Verbatim
- Origins of JACK SMITH CHARGES, E JEAN CARROLL and LETITIA JAMES CASEs
- *Soros Behind It all*
- US President Donald Trump leaves after speaking during a Make America Great Again rally at Fayetteville Regional Airport November 2, 2020, in Fayetteville, North Carolina. - The US presidential campaign enters its final day Monday with a last-minute scramble for votes by Donald Trump and Joe Biden, drawing to a …
- A well-coordinated, well-funded, and high-powered network of leftist organizations led by a group whose efforts 2016 Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Rodham Clinton promoted is behind the push to remove former President Donald Trump, the 2024 frontrunner for president from any party, from the ballott.
- Author E. Jean Carroll arrives to federal court in New York, US, on Tuesday, April 25, 2023. The trial of a civil suit by Carroll, who claims Donald Trump raped her in the 1990s, is set to start today. Photographer: Stephanie Keith/Bloomberg via Getty Images
- Jury Orders Trump to Pay $83.3 Million in E. Jean Carroll Defamation Case
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- Peter Navarro, former White House trade adviser, speaks to members of the media after leaving federal court in Washington, DC, on Friday, June 3, 2022. Navarro was indicted for defying a subpoena by the congressional committee investigating the Capitol riot, giving the panel fresh ammunition as it probes the post-election acts of Donald Trump and his allies.
- Former Trump Advisor Navarro Sentenced to Four Months in Prison for Contempt of Congress
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- WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 23: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) speaks during a press conference following the Republicans weekly policy luncheon on January 23, 2024 in Washington, DC. Negotiations over border security, military aid to Ukraine and Israel, and the government budget continue this week on Capitol Hill. (Photo by Samuel Corum/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Mitch McConnell
- Mitch McConnell Retreats from Border Giveaway Bill
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- Former President Donald Trump tells governors to use National Guard to remove migrants across border. (AP File Photos)
- Trump to States: Use National Guard to Remove Migrants Across Border
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- NH Gov. Chris Sununu Pushing for Democrats to Vote for Nikki Haley in SC
- NH Gov. Chris Sununu Pushing for Democrats to Vote for Nikki Haley in SC
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- Exclusive — ‘Defeat MAGA’: Meet Radical Leftists Hellbent on Stopping Trump
- Exclusive — ‘Defeat MAGA’: Meet Radical Leftists Hellbent on Stopping Trump
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- VIDEO: CA Introduces Bill Requiring ‘Intelligent Speed Limiters' in Cars
- VIDEO: CA Introduces Bill Requiring ‘Intelligent Speed Limiters' in Cars
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- Left-wing Media Collapse Marches On - Vice, BuzzFeed Sell Off Parts
- Left-wing Media Collapse Marches On - Vice, BuzzFeed Sell Off Parts
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- Abbott Vows to Keep Building Barrier if Biden Federalizes TX National Guard
- Abbott Vows to Keep Building Barrier if Biden Federalizes TX National Guard
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- Alyssa Milano Reacts to Backlash for Requesting Donations to Her Son’s Team
- Alyssa Milano Reacts to Backlash for Requesting Donations to Her Son’s Team
- Negro Couple Arrested in Atlantic County After Their Pitbull Was Found Starved to Death.
- At least feed your damn dog every once in a while, negroes!
- Registered Simian Sex Offender Sexually Assaults Woman in front of Her Small Child.
- Cops Finally Arrest Baboon Bandits After Hour-Long Car Chase That Ended in East Hollywood.
- Sheboon Aide Rapes 14-Year-Old Boy at Fayetteville Elementary School.
- Monkey Man Mows Down 5 People in Front of Mississauga Bar.
- Beaner Drags Woman by Her Hair and Rapes Her at Brooklyn Gas Station.
- 3 Spics Arrested After Stealing Turtles and Birds from Bronx Zoo.
- Paki Pummels MTA Driver at Waterside Plaza.
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- Bible
- The Bible (Pronounced: "Bull-shit") is the most exciting piece of shit since Hitler, although far less realistic. If there's one reason to hate Jews, it's for writing the first (and most insane) half of this novel. It is an extremely long book filled with pages and pages of boring and meaningless text which is generally memorized by extreme fanboys Bush, John MacArthur and the Pope. It is arguably the greatest book ever made and the coolest story ever told, but the Lord of the Rings is still better. It was written by God, ostensibly making him the first, prototypical troll. Sadly, however, stupidity has survived throughout time and many people still believe in the illogical shit spewed from page to page. As such, it may be the single greatest example of trolling, intentional or not, and perhaps the longest edit war that the world has ever seen.
- Probably the oldest of old media, the Bible is a sprawling epic that spans thousands of years. It is part creation myth and part war story, as well as romance, adventure, drama, comedy, and completely irrelevant history. Although everyone knows corrupt Iranian Jews made most of the shit up to troll the Egyptian and Israeli Jews.
- The book is divided into two parts, the Old Testament, and the Old Testament 2: Electric Boogaloo. Most scholars agree that the Old Testament is Ultra gay, while the New Testament is fan fiction, written because there was no proper sequel in sight.
- George Bush used a mixture of The Bible and Mein Kampf for the basis of his politics. See also Hitler, fascism, Nazis, and stupidity.
- One of the lulziest things about "The Bible" is that it is considered by the christfags to be the most sold book like evar. In reality it is the most printed book like evar. What's even funnier is the fact that despite being the most sold and the most printed it is by far the least read piece of human intellectual excrement like evar. This statement is easily proven by the fact that close to all the christfags wield it as an impregnable (read: "watertight") shield, while even a 5-year old that actually read that shit could have come up with over 9000 internal contradictions said "book" possesses. As books go "The Bible" is more akin to a neatly fastened collection of toilet paper than a book.
- (( God's Own Rule Book. Spoilers: He Cheats ))
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- The Indian pied myna (Gracupica contra) is a species of starling found in the Indian subcontinent, with a principal distribution from the Gangetic plains extending south to the Krishna River. This range has increased in recent times, with populations established in Pakistan, western India and also Dubai. The spread has been aided by changes in irrigation and farming patterns and accidental escape of caged birds. The Indian pied myna is found mainly in lowland open areas with scattered trees near water, often near human habitation, but also inhabits areas up to around 700 m in altitude. It has a black and white plumage with a yellowish bill and a reddish bill base. This pair of Indian pied mynas was photographed outside the city of Hapur, in Uttar Pradesh, India.
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