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- Testing...
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- Testing!
- Testing!
- Penis penis penis!
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- Test complete. Where's that faggot Buttegeig at?
- Herstory: First Time Ever for Female Lawmaker
- Democrat Katie Hill Admits Affair with Campaign Staffer, Apologizes
- Katie Hill (Twitter)
- Rep. Katie Hill (D-CA) admitted Wednesday to having had an affair with a staffer on her congressional campaign.
- James Murdoch Praises Pete Buttigieg: Has ‘Courage’ to Solve Our ‘Hardest Challenges’
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
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- CNN: GOP on the Hill Saying ‘Week from Hell’ — Taylor Testimony ‘Game-Changer’
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- Booker on Andrew Breitbart Being Pioneer of Citizen Journalism: ‘That’s Fantastic’
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- Who is William Taylor?
- Impeachment Star Witness Has Long Relationship with Burisma-Backed Think Tank
- Deep State: Worked Closely With McCain Aide Who Distributed Hoax Dossier
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- Ann Coulter: We, Too, Can Be a Failed Latin American State!
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- Impeachment ‘Smoking Gun’ — Actually ‘Fourth-Hand’ Hearsay?
- KRISTINA WONG
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- Gallup Impeachment Poll Likely Included Illegal Aliens!
- MICHAEL PATRICK LEAHY
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- Pencil Neck’s Dungeon
- Mo Brooks to Democrats on Impeachment: ‘Do It in Public’
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- Donald Trump: Never Trumper Republicans ‘Human Scum’
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- Watch–Angel Mom Scolds Sanctuary Senators: ‘Imagine Your Child Dead’ Due to Criminal Illegals Freed into U.S.
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- Exclusive: Rep. Jim Banks Slams Reddit: ‘Admission of Political Prejudice’
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- Wikipedia Revolt Partly Successful as Ban of Veteran Admin Overturned
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- Lawsuit: Tesla Door Handles Prevented Man’s Rescue from Fiery Crash
- LUCAS NOLAN
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- Another Beto ☘️️ Freakout: Trump ‘Sh*t-Eating Smirk’ Gave ‘Green Light’ to Shooter
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- DNC Announces All-Female Moderators for Debate amid Neutrality Doubts
- DNC Announces All-Female Moderators for Debate amid Neutrality Doubts
- UK: Gang of 12 “Thugs” Armed with Machetes, Bats and an Axe Brutally Attack Newlywed White Couple
- Charles Martel
- I suspect that we're not dealing with a gang of rambunctious Englishmen here.
- Wetback Captured in Mexico for Deadly Shooting of White Arizona Man – Two Others Wanted
- Charles Martel
- Negro and Negress Arrested After 69-Year-Old White Man is Found Murdered in Bathtub
- Charles Martel
- Colorado Springs Mudshark Pays the Toll
- Charles Martel
- UK: Colored Bloke Rapes a 14-Year-Old Girl in a Park
- Charles Martel
- Black Man Knocks Out Virulently Hateful White Supremacist Who Called a Black Woman the N-Word
- Charles Martel
- Louisville: Sheboon Breaks Into White Man’s Home, Strangles Him to Death and Steals His Sail Foam
- Charles Martel
- ........... Well penis.
- ............ Time for the wea--
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- OCT 24
- PM Thunderstorms
- 86°47°
- 60%
- SE 13 mph 66%
- FRI
- OCT 25
- Partly Cloudy/Wind
- 60°43°
- 10%
- NNW 23 mph 67%
- SAT
- OCT 26
- Sunny
- 71°43°
- 10%
- NW 9 mph 54%
- SUN
- OCT 27
- Sunny
- 75°50°
- 0%
- S 7 mph 49%
- MON
- OCT 28
- Sunny
- 76°56°
- 10%
- ENE 9 mph 64%
- TUE
- OCT 29
- PM Showers
- 76°48°
- 40%
- ESE 12 mph 60%
- WED
- OCT 30
- Partly Cloudy
- 59°38°
- 20%
- N 17 mph 56%
- THU
- OCT 31
- Sunny
- 60°41°
- 0%
- NNE 10 mph 44%
- FRI
- NOV 1
- Partly Cloudy
- 66°48°
- 0%
- ESE 6 mph 47%
- SAT
- NOV 2
- Partly Cloudy
- 69°50°
- 10%
- NE 8 mph 54%
- SUN
- NOV 3
- Partly Cloudy
- 73°51°
- 20%
- ESE 8 mph 54%
- MON
- NOV 4
- Partly Cloudy
- 75°56°
- 20%
- SE 9 mph 61%
- TUE
- NOV 5
- AM Showers
- 77°58°
- 40%
- SSE 9 mph 63%
- WED
- NOV 6
- Showers
- 72°55°
- 50%
- E 9 mph 68%
- THU
- NOV 7
- AM Showers
- 71°55°
- 40%
- NE 11 mph 64%
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- God dammit. I have to get a jacket.
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- Current threat: The pumpkin headed man. 🎃
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- Nigger!
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- China
- South-park-chinese.jpg
- China, known to many of its inhabitants as the center of the world (in Chinese, China is 中国 [zhongguo] which literally means "center country"),or Middle Kingdom (or the asian version of US for the rest of the world) is a giant industrial park in Asia. It has so many people that they've instituted a One-child policy. One of Amurka's largest trading partners, China has been known to export defective and dangerous products, an unfortunate result of their religious adherence to their retarded "manufacture uber-cheap, sell uber-cheap, FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE, CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP" universal manufacturing standards that the US still loves to buy.
- It is also very important to note that the Engrish manuals that Chinese products come with are, for the most part, examples of the greatest heights of Engrish grammar and prose. They're so great, in fact, most people would feel their head aching on reading the first few lines, while others feel a sudden urge to hurt someone. Also, some argue that the Chinese are inscrutable. Others would say Americunts are shitting their pants when hearing of the country.
- (( CHING CHONG DING DONG WINNIE THE POOH 1989 TIANANMEN SQUARE MASSACRE FREE TAIWAN ))
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- Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome
- Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome (also known as TITS) is an increasingly common condition that occurs when someone is trolled so hard online that he becomes a tranny. The theory of "TITS" is based on the high correlation between high-profile lolcows and sex changes occurring after they had been massively trolled. The hypothesis states that, after being trolled into severe levels of butthurt that the only solution is to become another person altogether.
- (( TROLLING INDUCED TRANSSEXUALITY SYNDROME ))
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- Time for some funny quotes. They're not really that funny.
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- <aorie> shit slashdot STILL down
- <MrP-> yeah, im crying now
- <MrP-> whats wrong with it?
- <aorie> this sucks
- <aorie> this totally fucked up my day heh
- <MrP-> me too
- <MrP-> some girl asked me if i wanted to have sex with her all day, but i said "after i read slashdot"
- <MrP-> GOD DAMNIT!
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- [@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
- [@tomato]: thats kinda sick
- [@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
- [@pitchblende]: hah
- [@flu1d`]: like a wookie
- [@tomato]: lol wtf
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- The Royal Albert Hall is a concert hall on the northern edge of South Kensington, London. One of the United Kingdom's most treasured and distinctive buildings, it is managed by a registered charity, is held in trust for the nation, and receives no government funding. It can seat 5,272. Since the hall's opening by Queen Victoria in 1871, the world's leading artists from many performance genres have appeared on its stage. It is the venue for some of the most notable events in British culture, in particular the Proms concerts, which have been held there every summer since 1941. It is host to more than 390 shows in the main auditorium annually, including classical, rock and pop concerts, ballet, opera, film screenings with live orchestral accompaniment, sports, awards ceremonies, school and community events, and charity performances and banquets. A further 400 events are held each year in the non-auditorium spaces.
- This picture shows the interior of the Royal Albert Hall as viewed from the Grand Tier, showing the organ, the second largest in the British Isles, in the background, as well as the fibreglass acoustic diffusing discs suspended from the ceiling, which were installed in 1969.
- Photograph credit: Colin
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- Well that's it, kids. I'm going to go inject heroine and morphine and then jump off a cliff.
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